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**Member #5263** · 09-05-16 23:51

I tried searching for this provider on our site here, but didn't find anything. Was wondering if anyone has a review that they are willing to share. I contacted her a couple of times but no response so far.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ncall/39261909

BTW, while searching through this site here, I ran into very good reviews of another Jordan (Jordan Lexi). Not sure what she looks like but I just contacted her too. In the meantime, if any of her fans here would like to share information, that will be appreciated.

**Mark9421** · 09-05-16 19:20

She has been on my radar. I haven't found any reviews. Has anyone seen Erica from Lincoln Park?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-text/33397702

**Mannheim** · 09-05-16 17:28

http://independent.com.chicago.hoxni...097/hoxnif.com

I found her BP, just did # Google to get a link for this post.

Had a dream in Maywood. I know as well as anyone that anything could go down in an area like that, but things went kinda smoothly while I dreamt.

The girl was smoking hot from the curb and I really thought it was too good to be true. Up close she's still hot, but wears a wig and is su per petite and young. Really tight body with small cups and a juicy booty for a short athletic girl. If I had to guess she is no older than 24. Nice sweet girl, BJ was lame, no real effort, but she takes a drilling well. Assumes any position without gripe. That along with the looks makes up for a lame BJ.

The price point is right for that neighborhood I guess, LOL! F. S. $50.

**DMichaels69** · 09-05-16 14:14

To close a call. Good it ended well.

Originally Posted by Wirelessone [View Original Post]

Cute girl but not a superstar that would make you think TGTBT, nice butt therefore I would expect the ad to say no A. A. Men and have the incall up north in decent part of the city so as not to scare mongers from responding to their ad.

To say that you thought quickly on you feet Mr. Charmo is an understatement the cop talk made them hesitate long enough for you to get away, so defintely glad you're safe.

**Wirelessone** · 09-05-16 13:43

Originally Posted by MrCharmo [View Original Post]

http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40072063

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRubs/38614967

http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/38576282

I was interested in the first post. There were warning signs throughout. Called and they hung up. Text back, not discreet at all with prices and "full service" all in caps. I've seen dumb girls that ddnt know better before. Decided to check it out anyway. Asked if pics real, they text yes. Kept asking how much I had? Huge warning sign

Building is all dark, no lights at all. There's no way I'm going to go inside. What looks like a hobby guy walks out. I figure it's ok. But I think deep down I know something is obviously wrong, but I go in anyway. Beyond stupid

A tall, somewhat muscular Latino with a trimmed beard pops out of nowhere behind me and says "hey, bro!" As he grabs me by the back of the neck. I break free and yell "I'm a fcking cop!" And I get out of there. Not running out, but not with my usual slow pace either. I continue to yell out cop stuff "yeah, bring them in! Bring the dogs too! We got them!

Get to my car, drive a safe distance away, and post to warn all you its out there.

Be safe. And be smarter than I was tonight.

They post fake pics and try to beat your $ out of you if you try to leave. Not tonight, you motherfkrs.

Cute girl but not a superstar that would make you think TGTBT, nice butt therefore I would expect the ad to say no A. A. Men and have the incall up north in decent part of the city so as not to scare mongers from responding to their ad.

To say that you thought quickly on you feet Mr. Charmo is an understatement the cop talk made them hesitate long enough for you to get away, so defintely glad you're safe.

**LongDStyle** · 09-05-16 12:47

Her singing into the MIC sucked too. I'm a bigger guy buy dam I think I felt teeth.

**LongDStyle** · 09-05-16 12:36

http://backpage.com.chicago.hoxnif.c...post/17483190/

Candi should be avoided. Been in contact with her for at least a month. She posts that she does incalls at North and Long. Finally went to sleep and had a dream since she had a holiday special going. 80 roses for quick dates. 150 and supposedly you could creampie during short stay. I get there and I'm assuming the guy there was pimp or boyfriend. And he says he's the one that I was texting. He says just go with her but there's no sex. She puts on hat which I then had to tell her that there was so supposed to be no hat. She said she wasn't aware of that arrangement, and "that's just how life goes". So at this point in the dream I say "you must not care about keeping regulars". She claimed she already had those. But right after she tell me shhh. And takes off the hat and proceeds to BBBJ. No CIM though. She claimed it was her time of the month so just singing into the mic. Avoid avoid.

**Casper27** · 09-05-16 12:35

Originally Posted by PipeFather [View Original Post]

If I'm paying hundreds of dollars, then obv I'm expecting a great looking girl with great service but this is a completely different discussion. We are talking about girls in the BP range where you can't always have the best of both worlds, in this case I put priority on looks over service.

I'm 20 yrs old, perhaps this will help you understand my rationale. Plus, I have a gf that provides all the perks you speak of. We see providers for different reasons, in the end it comes down to different strokes for different folks.

I'm in my early 30's. The only reason for paying or being in this hobby is because I wanted something quick or I wanted to bang someone hot. I think I could hook up with an average looking woman if I actually tried. I could get a hotter looking girl if I put in the effort. I'm busy with work and switching jobs. Once I have something more stable I'll go back to being in a relationship.

**CGuy2** · 09-05-16 09:49

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

She and her boyfriend / pimp tried to rob me with a knife. I pulled out my 38 carry piece, and they ran. Idiots.

I have not seen her. Too much not right. Busted in Illinois for fraud and was in Indiana. Her old phone number googled to Indiana law firm. I found her face book page and she looks like a mom who got hooked and slid into the life with the wrong people. Not for me!

**Member #5263** · 09-05-16 07:49

Originally Posted by INeedSome [View Original Post]

Who is the Polish Princess? I tried to search on BP but got back half a dozen different providers who all mention these words. I am on standby for a few weeks (budgeting) but would like to try her next if possible.

Nevermind. Here is the link.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...arbie/39732128

**Member #5263** · 09-05-16 07:47

Originally Posted by SamSinger [View Original Post]

Yep. Among the local talent that has been talked about, Karen has many of these qualities. Also, Polish Princess that Magooski referred me to had good overall technique. Both of them cares about your pleasure and know a thing or two for that purpose.

Just like they teach in marketing class, advertisements are there to get you to try it once. After that it is the product that sells. So a pretty woman is like advertisement. She can get a few dudes inthe room but if she lays there like a log, she is not going to get any repeat business. Repeat business is sustainable business. On the other hand, someone a point or two off on the beauty scale can still get a lot of sustainable business through word of mouth if the service they offer is good. They can also compensate for not being a 10 in looks through some skilled dirty talking. We men are not that difficult to satisfy.

Who is the Polish Princess? I tried to search on BP but got back half a dozen different providers who all mention these words. I am on standby for a few weeks (budgeting) but would like to try her next if possible.

**Lane Narrows** · 09-05-16 00:40

Originally Posted by WoodyP [View Original Post]

Anyone have the pleasure of getting a massage from these Latinas?

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ombia/36455211

Jazzy looks like a fun MILF! I texted and got the address in villa park. Was planning on reporting back after my visit. Any help on what's available would be helpful. Also found info on jazzy way back. Not sure if it's the same woman but seems to have been at this for a couple of years now and has some experience.

Stay safe!

I saw them in Villa Park over a year ago. Neighborhood was a little sketchy (I went in the daytime.), apartment was dirty and hot as hell, and it was hard to get in contact with them when I arrived at the building. I saw Ruby who tried to way overcharge me for a 1st Class ticket but when I got her back to reality and we settled on a reasonable fare, the flight was pretty good. Oh, and I don't think they change the towels on the massage tables.

**Sam Singer** · 09-04-16 23:50

Originally Posted by Papahound [View Original Post]

Hotness doesn't necessarily equal talent. My wife is / was hot, and my kids are quite pretty because of her. I've always chased traditionally hot women. Hot became my fetish, until I realized talent can be a fetish too. Can she suck a dick like a hoover? Can she take it up the butt balls deep like a 1970's NYC Gay, while all the while making you feel like nothing but all man? Does she have an indescribable technique, a flick of the tongue, or just the right amount of friction when it counts? Does she know when to lick the balls then switch back to a deep throat, only to bring it back to a knob job? Sex jazz, and that kind of improv makes a great lover and the ability to reproduce that vibe over and over makes for a talented provider. BBW, possibly? Spinner, maybe? Hottie, why not. But true talent gives off an aura. Such a provider knows what they can do. You see them and you suspect. They touch you and you know. Some of its personal, definitely. But nothing is as attractive as having your knees buckled by a woman who knows what she's doing.

Think on it.

Papa.

Yep. Among the local talent that has been talked about, Karen has many of these qualities. Also, Polish Princess that Magooski referred me to had good overall technique. Both of them cares about your pleasure and know a thing or two for that purpose.

Just like they teach in marketing class, advertisements are there to get you to try it once. After that it is the product that sells. So a pretty woman is like advertisement. She can get a few dudes inthe room but if she lays there like a log, she is not going to get any repeat business. Repeat business is sustainable business. On the other hand, someone a point or two off on the beauty scale can still get a lot of sustainable business through word of mouth if the service they offer is good. They can also compensate for not being a 10 in looks through some skilled dirty talking. We men are not that difficult to satisfy.

**Boob Hope** · 09-04-16 22:37

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cated/38921232

Anyone have any insight on this one, who's been posting regularly in the Naperville / Lisle area for the past few weeks? I'm usually fairly ready to TOFTT, but I'm feeling a little hesitant on this one for some reason. Texted her to find out rates and maybe get a pic for verification purposes, but didn't get a pic back, and that was the end of our conversation. Really want her to be real (because I think she is smokin' hot), which might be clouding my judgement.

**PipeFather** · 09-04-16 22:25

Originally Posted by Fdottt [View Original Post]

But still good service should be given whether qv or 2 hours. Yall giving these women hundreds of dollars just because they look good even though they lie there like a dog and pushes you off like you disgust them.

Originally Posted by Papahound [View Original Post]

Hotness doesn't necessarily equal talent. My wife is / was hot, and my kids are quite pretty because of her. I've always chased traditionally hot women. Hot became my fetish, until I realized talent can be a fetish too. Can she suck a dick like a hoover? Can she take it up the butt balls deep like a 1970's NYC Gay, while all the while making you feel like nothing but all man? Does she have an indescribable technique, a flick of the tongue, or just the right amount of friction when it counts? Does she know when to lick the balls then switch back to a deep throat, only to bring it back to a knob job? Sex jazz, and that kind of improv makes a great lover and the ability to reproduce that vibe over and over makes for a talented provider. BBW, possibly? Spinner, maybe? Hottie, why not. But true talent gives off an aura. Such a provider knows what they can do. You see them and you suspect. They touch you and you know. Some of its personal, definitely. But nothing is as attractive as having your knees buckled by a woman who knows what she's doing.

Think on it.

Papa.

If I'm paying hundreds of dollars, then obv I'm expecting a great looking girl with great service but this is a completely different discussion. We are talking about girls in the BP range where you can't always have the best of both worlds, in this case I put priority on looks over service.

I'm 20 yrs old, perhaps this will help you understand my rationale. Plus, I have a gf that provides all the perks you speak of. We see providers for different reasons, in the end it comes down to different strokes for different folks.