Massage Parlor Reports

[BenderOver]

I was expecting what you got and I was prepared to drop $55 all in if that's what I got, fortunately for me I got a little better then what I expected, like I said YMMV!

Good luck I'm thinking of trying my luck one more time but I'm feeling it's going to run out.

You're awesome for trying and posting about it. Looking forward to hearing about a great visit from you. I wish I had the same luck last night. .

Bender.

[Maxen]

Maxen, everyone deserves a last chance, except Sunshine. While Maxen had an awesome time, I was reminded tonight why this hobby is like hunting unicorns when I went to visit Sunshine.

Nana wasn't available tonight, but truth be told, there were 10 girls working and most rung at the 6 and 7 range with a couple in the 8. This isn't too fuckin bad, since 123 keeps the herd between 4 and 6, with a couple of 7. I got my pick at Sunshine, so I selected Shirley, one of the younger ones (and she was likely late 20's). Wearing a tight dress, a flak jacket bra, and grandma panties, she looked sexy both in the face and body.

The massage was non-existent as my roaming hands telegraphed my intent. She was a shark in negotiations. Golden puss syndrome maximus. Cfs for 140, CBJ 80. We got down to 70 for a CBJ, which was a total hack. She wanted the tip upfront, which I gave, and what followed was the most lackluster saran wrapped BJ for maybe 30 seconds total. Most of the time, I was getting a greasy handjob, sans saran wrap.

No removal of dress, no removal of bra, no removal of panties. W. T. F? I tried to pet the kitty and she squeezed her legs tight together to keep my hands out. Trying to pull down her bra was met with her elbowing my wrists! I'm not leaving any of the details out guys, I really want you to consider what I got for service at this place, and I doubt it's out of the ordinary.

I guess her hands must have gotten tired after a while, because she asked if I could come faster if she sat on my face. I told her Yes! I would definitely come faster if she sat on my face! Her reply was "30 more dollars". I promptly replied "No thank you".

L face 7 to 7. 5 she's cute, but when she smiles, you can see the age and loss of cuteness. Body is a 5 to 7. The huge variance is due to the fact that she's got great legs and a tight small shapely ass. The problem is that there's a midriff section that packs some girth. I prefer younger, and far skinnier. Nice breasts and decent nipples. I wish I could have gotten better access to them, but she was blocking everything.

A 1. Super friendly in the beginning, but as we got down to business, the gps and crap attitude pretty much ruined it all.

S 3. Massage was crap. CBJ was crap. HJ was crap.

E 25/ hhr + 70 CBJ HJ.

Are No.

I was expecting what you got and I was prepared to drop $55 all in if that's what I got, fortunately for me I got a little better then what I expected, like I said YMMV!

Good luck I'm thinking of trying my luck one more time but I'm feeling it's going to run out.

[BenderOver]

Everyone deserves a last chance.

Maxen, everyone deserves a last chance, except Sunshine. While Maxen had an awesome time, I was reminded tonight why this hobby is like hunting unicorns when I went to visit Sunshine.

Nana wasn't available tonight, but truth be told, there were 10 girls working and most rung at the 6 and 7 range with a couple in the 8. This isn't too fuckin bad, since 123 keeps the herd between 4 and 6, with a couple of 7. I got my pick at Sunshine, so I selected Shirley, one of the younger ones (and she was likely late 20's). Wearing a tight dress, a flak jacket bra, and grandma panties, she looked sexy both in the face and body.

The massage was non-existent as my roaming hands telegraphed my intent. She was a shark in negotiations. Golden puss syndrome maximus. Cfs for 140, CBJ 80. We got down to 70 for a CBJ, which was a total hack. She wanted the tip upfront, which I gave, and what followed was the most lackluster saran wrapped BJ for maybe 30 seconds total. Most of the time, I was getting a greasy handjob, sans saran wrap.

No removal of dress, no removal of bra, no removal of panties. W. T. F? I tried to pet the kitty and she squeezed her legs tight together to keep my hands out. Trying to pull down her bra was met with her elbowing my wrists! I'm not leaving any of the details out guys, I really want you to consider what I got for service at this place, and I doubt it's out of the ordinary.

I guess her hands must have gotten tired after a while, because she asked if I could come faster if she sat on my face. I told her Yes! I would definitely come faster if she sat on my face! Her reply was "30 more dollars". I promptly replied "No thank you".

L face 7 to 7. 5 she's cute, but when she smiles, you can see the age and loss of cuteness. Body is a 5 to 7. The huge variance is due to the fact that she's got great legs and a tight small shapely ass. The problem is that there's a midriff section that packs some girth. I prefer younger, and far skinnier. Nice breasts and decent nipples. I wish I could have gotten better access to them, but she was blocking everything.

A 1. Super friendly in the beginning, but as we got down to business, the gps and crap attitude pretty much ruined it all.

S 3. Massage was crap. CBJ was crap. HJ was crap.

E 25/ hhr + 70 CBJ HJ.

Are No.

[E1775]

Maxed that sounds like a dream visit. I'd head over but with my luck, you were just blessed with great luck that day. I just posted searching for someone legit who knows how to relax you, and hate to post two questions at once, but I'm also wondering if anybody has experience on whether the girls at the Hero House on DMar in Alhambra provide extra juicy extras. Get at my PM.

[Maxen]

Everyone deserves a last chance. Was in area so dropped by Sunshine. Didn't ask for anyone cause I just wanted to see if anything has changed. Drew NAna, young and busty. Good attitude and massage. On flip negotiated a covered BJ for 70 he do 50, so Saran Wrap goes on and nice technique, good stroking while head is being massaged by her mouth and tongue. While this is happening I was able to pop her D ups out pull up the dress for some fiv, which she seemed to enjoy based off how wet she was. Told her to camel slide which was nice and she was so wet I could see all the cream on the Saran Wrap, made an effort to insert and low and behold the wrap fell to the side and I was inside!! Woohooo!! She rode me for a few minutes bare then finished me by hand. I told her I wanted to finish in her face so she laid I the bed and I got on my knees and finished kneeling over her and I gave her a nice facial. All in 95 not too bad. I went in expecting nothing and got this, yes I was done under an hour had about 15 left in the clock, no big deal got what I wanted this time, bonus she was cute busty young and nice. As usual YMMV there don't expect a lot. Also hung out next door before I went in, I'm guessing the reason they're getting bad is the quality of customers they get, a lot of dirty looking dudes going in, even a guy driving / picking up porta potties went in, and he just looked filthy / dirty, I felt bad for whoever got him. He just looked soiled getting out of his truck.

[Pcpc1688]

Hello Pcpc1688,

I also went to the Pho place and had called for a session with Lisa. Did not know what she looked like. I was led into the room by a fair-skinned MILF about 5'6' tall and a nice face.

She said her name was Lisa. I suspected it was Linda but I still went along since the other girl was with a monger. She negotiated the price even before the flip. Got BBJCIM for. 6. She massaged my face and arms since there was more time on the clock.

Experrience was not that bad but I was looking for BLS with the BBBJ.

On the way out, I saw a a dark-skinned thin MILF. Was that Lisa? Can you describe Lisa? TIA.

Sounds like Lisa as Linda / Cici will start at 400 and work down LOL.

PC out.

[Nap45]

Sounds like you got Linda, sounds like you refused Lisa who is a sweetheart compared to what you got. Service in this case over looks any day as Linda / Cici is a. You fill in the blank.

Pc out.

Hello Pcpc1688,

I also went to the Pho place and had called for a session with Lisa. Did not know what she looked like. I was led into the room by a fair-skinned MILF about 5'6' tall and a nice face.

She said her name was Lisa. I suspected it was Linda but I still went along since the other girl was with a monger. She negotiated the price even before the flip. Got BBJCIM for. 6. She massaged my face and arms since there was more time on the clock.

Experrience was not that bad but I was looking for BLS with the BBBJ.

On the way out, I saw a a dark-skinned thin MILF. Was that Lisa? Can you describe Lisa? TIA.

[Pcpc1688]

Cici's a YMMV. I came by one time at 9:55 PM and the place was outright closed. Cici (who I had never met before) was locking up and she asked me if I wanted a massage. I said yes, but I thought they were closed. She said she'd open for me if I wanted the massage.

I think the YMMV here is that I settled for 120 for tip and it turned out much much better than HM described it. It was a sexathon that included dfk, BBBJ, bls, daty, dato, and all the banging I could take. Maybe the fact that the place was closed had something to do with it too. Who knows. Honestly, walking out I thought I got a pretty fair deal. But sorry to say after reading HM's report, I can see I made out like a bandit.

Bender.

You got lucky for sure. I think she is a greedy harlot LOL.

PC out.

[BenderOver]

Cici's a YMMV. I came by one time at 9:55 PM and the place was outright closed. Cici (who I had never met before) was locking up and she asked me if I wanted a massage. I said yes, but I thought they were closed. She said she'd open for me if I wanted the massage.

I think the YMMV here is that I settled for 120 for tip and it turned out much much better than HM described it. It was a sexathon that included dfk, BBBJ, bls, daty, dato, and all the banging I could take. Maybe the fact that the place was closed had something to do with it too. Who knows. Honestly, walking out I thought I got a pretty fair deal. But sorry to say after reading HM's report, I can see I made out like a bandit.

Bender.

[Pcpc1688]

Finally made my way down to El Monte to try out this place for the first time to see what the hype was about. Set up an appointment with Lisa but I think they tried to do a bait and switch. I don't know what Lisa is supposed to look like, but this woman was about a 4 in looks. She was late 40's looking, hair all pulled back to make it look short and I guess kind of muscular looking in a sort of east german. Man-ish athlete kind of way. Not at all appealing. I asked her if she indeed was Lisa, and she said yes. This can't be the Lisa everyone is talking about is it?

Told her I wanted someone else, and she brought in Cici. Cici is a nice looking MILF with good fake C's. On the MILF scale, she's probably an 8, early 40's looking lady (maybe I'm biased because her face reminds me of my high school gf). She initially seemed to have a very nice attitude, so I figured I'd give her a go. As mentioned before, the walls are fairly low and paper thin, so you can hear everything. Not very private or relaxing.

Had a decent 25 minute massage with some light teasing from Cici, then she had me flip and started negotiating, which I totally hate. Her menu was $60 HJ, $90 BJ, $160 FS. I was thinking. Damn, you are crazy. Settled on a $100 for FS, but she wanted the extra $5 I had in my pocket too. What a total *****. This is the kind of woman your mother warned you about. LOL I told her sorry, but 100 was the most I was going to pay her.

Anyway she agreed, went out to get the condom, came back and took her pants off, trying to leave her top on. I had her take off her shirt reluctantly and she removed her bra to expose her nice set of man mades. Nice pointy nipples, but she doesn't like them being sucked. No kissing either. Also, no BJ. She just lubed me up and put on the cover. We started and stayed in mish, the whole time, she was trying to get me to finish quickly. Which of course ruins the mood. Sex was OK, she does have a pretty face and a nice MILF body with full Bush, but of course very limited menu. It was basically like fucking your Chinese wife. She's willing but want's to get it over with as fast as possible. Finally after a few minutes, she insisted on a HJ finish. Decent HJ action and I blew, she cleaned me up, gave me a drink of water and shorted me 10 minutes because she had another client waiting.

I was only out $135 total, but I still had mixed reactions about this place and I will not return. They don't seem to place any concern about customer service to encourage repeat business. Don't really understand what all the fuss is about here. Over priced substandard service IMHO, or is this current status quo in El Monte?

Sounds like you got Linda, sounds like you refused Lisa who is a sweetheart compared to what you got. Service in this case over looks any day as Linda / Cici is a. You fill in the blank.

Pc out.

[Hentai Man]

Finally made my way down to El Monte to try out this place for the first time to see what the hype was about. Set up an appointment with Lisa but I think they tried to do a bait and switch. I don't know what Lisa is supposed to look like, but this woman was about a 4 in looks. She was late 40's looking, hair all pulled back to make it look short and I guess kind of muscular looking in a sort of east german. Man-ish athlete kind of way. Not at all appealing. I asked her if she indeed was Lisa, and she said yes. This can't be the Lisa everyone is talking about is it?

Told her I wanted someone else, and she brought in Cici. Cici is a nice looking MILF with good fake C's. On the MILF scale, she's probably an 8, early 40's looking lady (maybe I'm biased because her face reminds me of my high school gf). She initially seemed to have a very nice attitude, so I figured I'd give her a go. As mentioned before, the walls are fairly low and paper thin, so you can hear everything. Not very private or relaxing.

Had a decent 25 minute massage with some light teasing from Cici, then she had me flip and started negotiating, which I totally hate. Her menu was $60 HJ, $90 BJ, $160 FS. I was thinking. Damn, you are crazy. Settled on a $100 for FS, but she wanted the extra $5 I had in my pocket too. What a total *****. This is the kind of woman your mother warned you about. LOL I told her sorry, but 100 was the most I was going to pay her.

Anyway she agreed, went out to get the condom, came back and took her pants off, trying to leave her top on. I had her take off her shirt reluctantly and she removed her bra to expose her nice set of man mades. Nice pointy nipples, but she doesn't like them being sucked. No kissing either. Also, no BJ. She just lubed me up and put on the cover. We started and stayed in mish, the whole time, she was trying to get me to finish quickly. Which of course ruins the mood. Sex was OK, she does have a pretty face and a nice MILF body with full Bush, but of course very limited menu. It was basically like fucking your Chinese wife. She's willing but want's to get it over with as fast as possible. Finally after a few minutes, she insisted on a HJ finish. Decent HJ action and I blew, she cleaned me up, gave me a drink of water and shorted me 10 minutes because she had another client waiting.

I was only out $135 total, but I still had mixed reactions about this place and I will not return. They don't seem to place any concern about customer service to encourage repeat business. Don't really understand what all the fuss is about here. Over priced substandard service IMHO, or is this current status quo in El Monte?

[Pcpc1688]

Words of wisdom ehh? How you doing Doc?

Rammer.

All good Ramster, where you been hiding LOL.

Looks like the standard wages for Cindys gals have gone up 20. Have you seen Mary at all.

PC out.

[Rammer]

Well if you 3" then everyone is a Deepthroat expert in SGV. However alittle easing the back of the head always seems to get another inch for me. LOL.

PC out.

Words of wisdom ehh? How you doing Doc?

Rammer.

[SaltyDog]

Went here or should I say been going to.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...10fwy/69192830

Mms is hot and reminds me of Rose in the early years.

Ok selection of talent been offered but haven't partook in 'everything'.

I've known mms for several years from a place on Milwaukee and York. If you can get in mms good graces, that's the key!

YMMV.

Good luck and have fun.

Love the pic of the skinny asian gal. Too bad photo not real. You guys got Intel on a skinny asian gal.

[Pcpc1688]

Can you fellas please help me and let me know of a great asian BBBJ that can deep throat. PM me please. Thank you!

Well if you 3" then everyone is a Deepthroat expert in SGV. However alittle easing the back of the head always seems to get another inch for me. LOL.

PC out.