Massage Parlor Reports

[ArsenalFC]

So, I've been to a handful of AMPs over the last 10 months or so. Maybe once every 1. 5 months. And twice now, while I've been in the room getting a massage, I hear "I don't have any cash. " Clearly from some dude who just got a massage. It happened yesterday while at Go To. I hear some commotion from the room next door, and I hear the girl say "If you poor, then you no come. " (Meaning, don't come here for a massage.) I'm assuming the guy stiffed her on the tip. If you do that, you're a shitbag. Plain and simple. If you're not willing to tip them for a HE, (or for a massage because they won't give you a HE) then stay home and whack off.

Here is my two cents on a couple of my massages.

Go To Massage. Based on this I made an appt with Judy.

'I decided on Go To Massage and for. 4 house fee there was little to lose in trying. The first time I landed Judy and boy was I glad. Terrific massage with a lot of teasing, attention to right areas and roaming allowed. On the flip she made me happy and allowed UTC roaming. ".

Massage was terrible. She barely allowed UTC down below. HJ was pretty good. Would not repeat. (She never asked about tip during massage).

Massage Wen. San M.

"Lily, a thirty-ish see-gril, see-cups, nice booty. Forty an hour. Massage was pretty painful. I've never had someone massage me as hard as she does. I had to tell to go medium pressure. Very thorough. Took her time. On the flip, I started grab her nice ass. She gives me light touches, then proceeds to give me HJ. I then go right inside her yoga pants and play with her kitty. She doesn't mind. I also grab her nice jugs from the inside of her blouse. I after she bust me, cleans me off, and proceeds to work on my legs, hands and facial. Forty on the tip. Very nice personality. I believe she's the only one that provides HE here and only takes appointments. ".

This is accurate. Good massage. She has a good attitude, but tried to get me to self service first time. She took care of it. I went there a second time and she was in and out of the room answering the phone (even while giving me a massage). WTF. She's like part time manager or something. Would not go back.

Massage Oasis.

First time I went which was about 10 months ago and the first time I tried this nonsense, no luck. Don't even know the girls name, but I've learned it's not a good sign if they are wearing jeans. The second time I asked for Summer. Not so pretty, but pretty friendly. Lots of ass play, but when it came time for the flip she tried to get me to self service. I would not go back there.

Z Massage.

Saw Sherry a couple times. Pretty good massage. She allowed UTC and above average HE.

Saw Eva about a month ago. Ok massage. Great attitude. As described in the forum. Best HJ so far.

Other than Sherry on the first visit, none of these girls asked about tip during massage.

[IvyLeaf]

Stumbled on a mp in nc. Near 8th and Highland in strip mall. Kinda behind BKs.

It's a cramped spot with a 40 for hr window ad.

Any tales from that spot? What about the other nc AMPs?

Still searching for Latina mp! Where at? LOL.

[TJ Dog]

I know Blue Green is a part of HappyLand and 1 other location on ECBLVD. I was wondering if the service is similar?! If nobody knows, I'll just give them a go and report back soon.

Happy Land is a sure thing HE, and I've had one BBBJ there. However, no one I've had there can compare to Tina at BG.

[CurleOnes]

I went looking for it this weekend but couldn't find it. The GPS took me to a street corner with what looks like a closed building in a gated area.

Near Chico Club. Across the street (west of the bar). You can see it from the back of the bar.

[CaptMonger]

I went looking for it this weekend but couldn't find it. The GPS took me to a street corner with what looks like a closed building in a gated area.

[FromNowOn]

I know Blue Green is a part of HappyLand and 1 other location on ECBLVD. I was wondering if the service is similar?! If nobody knows, I'll just give them a go and report back soon.

[Fritter Face]

I just wanted to take a moment to thank those of you who posted on here about Tina at Blue Green. This is definitely not somewhere I would have stumbled upon on my own due to it's location in the rear of a medium-sized office building on El Cajon Blvd. Here's my report on my first visit there -- I just returned home and want to get this written up while the night's events are still fresh in my mind. For those of you who aren't interested in a wall of text, here's the short version: I had an awesome time! She's not the best looking gal in the business, but her fun attitude and willingness to go above and beyond the usual AMP experience was incredible. Now for the details:

I arrived at 6:45 pm. It's a small, upstairs office suite on the backside of the building. Plenty of discreet, off-street parking. I walked in to find Tina sitting behind the receptionist's desk, wearing a pair of tiny shorts and some kind of sleeveless top. She was showing a lot of skin, but the outfit wasn't particularly sexy -- it was just an appropriate outfit for the summer heat. As others have said, she's a little on the older side and you'd probably rate her face 5/10, but she has a fairly slim body and nice perky tits (albeit with a bit of a mommy pooch around the middle). I had planned on making this an $80 outing ($40 to the house and $40 for the tip), but the price list on the desk listed 30 min for $40 or 60 min for $50, so I decided to spend the extra $10 and get the full hour. She led me to what appeared to be the only massage room -- it was small, but nicely decorated with a real massage table and fresh linens. She left me to undress, so I got naked and laid down on the table without covering myself. She returned a few moments later and didn't bat any eyelash at my bare add, which is always a good sign. After exchanging a few brief pleasantries (I'm not sure that I'd call her fluent, but she speaks English well enough that there was never any problem communicating), she got to work. The medium-pressure massage was actually pretty decent by AMP standards, although obviously not up to legit-massage standards. A couple of times, she straddle my ass to work rub my shoulders and I started to get hard noticing how smooth and soft her bare thighs were as they moved against my skin.

Fast forward 20 minutes of unremarkable massage later. I had resisted attempting to touch her or otherwise show any sexual interest because I wanted to enjoy a little actual massage before starting down that road, but it was now time. My arms were hanging off the sides of the table as she rubbed my back. She positioned her leg so her calf was resting against my hand. I began to subtly run the backs of my fingers up and down her calf, then began to knead her calf with my hand. She got the message and left to grab a hot towel to clean up the massage oil on my back. After quickly toweling of the excess oil, she leaned down and playfully kissed my ass cheek. I must have grunted my appoval, because out of nowhere she pulled my cheeks apart and began eating my asshole like her life depended on it. With no encouragement, with no provocation -- she rimmed the hell out of me for what felt like forever. I was writhing and moaning more than I'd care to admit, and she clearly seemed to enjoy the effect she was having on me. She then leaned further forward and began to lick up and down the underside of my cock, which had been pointing down between my legs. I sat up on the side of the table to get a better look at her (and hopefully get her out of those clothes) and she instinctively dropped to her knees and began sucking my bareback. My head was absolutely spinning at this point and I easily could have cum right there if I hadn't pumped the brakes. I asked to stand up and she dutifully lifted up her shirt as I unbuttoned her shorts and dropped them to the floor. She showed no hesitation as I began to finger her while holding her close and kissing her neck. She would tongue kiss me briefly, but it seemed that DFK was not on the menu. She was more than happy to bend over the table for me as I shoved my tongue up her tight little asshole (a personal fetish of mine -- don't judge). I then had her take a seat on the side of the table and lean back so I could DATY on her tight, delicious little pussy and suck on that erect little clit. She the playfully asked me to lay back down on the table so she could continue blowing me (still bareback) as I fingered her pussy and ass. A few more minutes of that and I shot a massive load into her mouth. She giggled as she reached for the trash can to spit it out. She grabbed another hot towel to wipe down my face, ass, and cock, then asked me where I wanted more massage. Most girls tend to call it quits after the naughty fun is over, so I appreciated that she still wanted to work off the remaining 25 minutes I had on the clock. I turned face down and she rubbed my back for another ten minutes before kissing me on the cheek and telling me we were finished. (I actually still had 15 minutes on the clock at that point, but I was too blissed out to care). I think that about covers it. Thanks for reading!

Shit! I forgot to add that I tipped her $50 at the end. I honestly would have given her more, but it was all I had on me. The best past is that she never mentioned money at any point during our playtime. She even left the room to allow me to get dressed afterward, instead of hovering over me with her hand out like most AMP girls.

[Fritter Face]

I just wanted to take a moment to thank those of you who posted on here about Tina at Blue Green. This is definitely not somewhere I would have stumbled upon on my own due to it's location in the rear of a medium-sized office building on El Cajon Blvd. Here's my report on my first visit there -- I just returned home and want to get this written up while the night's events are still fresh in my mind. For those of you who aren't interested in a wall of text, here's the short version: I had an awesome time! She's not the best looking gal in the business, but her fun attitude and willingness to go above and beyond the usual AMP experience was incredible. Now for the details:

I arrived at 6:45 pm. It's a small, upstairs office suite on the backside of the building. Plenty of discreet, off-street parking. I walked in to find Tina sitting behind the receptionist's desk, wearing a pair of tiny shorts and some kind of sleeveless top. She was showing a lot of skin, but the outfit wasn't particularly sexy -- it was just an appropriate outfit for the summer heat. As others have said, she's a little on the older side and you'd probably rate her face 5/10, but she has a fairly slim body and nice perky tits (albeit with a bit of a mommy pooch around the middle). I had planned on making this an $80 outing ($40 to the house and $40 for the tip), but the price list on the desk listed 30 min for $40 or 60 min for $50, so I decided to spend the extra $10 and get the full hour. She led me to what appeared to be the only massage room -- it was small, but nicely decorated with a real massage table and fresh linens. She left me to undress, so I got naked and laid down on the table without covering myself. She returned a few moments later and didn't bat any eyelash at my bare add, which is always a good sign. After exchanging a few brief pleasantries (I'm not sure that I'd call her fluent, but she speaks English well enough that there was never any problem communicating), she got to work. The medium-pressure massage was actually pretty decent by AMP standards, although obviously not up to legit-massage standards. A couple of times, she straddle my ass to work rub my shoulders and I started to get hard noticing how smooth and soft her bare thighs were as they moved against my skin.

Fast forward 20 minutes of unremarkable massage later. I had resisted attempting to touch her or otherwise show any sexual interest because I wanted to enjoy a little actual massage before starting down that road, but it was now time. My arms were hanging off the sides of the table as she rubbed my back. She positioned her leg so her calf was resting against my hand. I began to subtly run the backs of my fingers up and down her calf, then began to knead her calf with my hand. She got the message and left to grab a hot towel to clean up the massage oil on my back. After quickly toweling of the excess oil, she leaned down and playfully kissed my ass cheek. I must have grunted my appoval, because out of nowhere she pulled my cheeks apart and began eating my asshole like her life depended on it. With no encouragement, with no provocation -- she rimmed the hell out of me for what felt like forever. I was writhing and moaning more than I'd care to admit, and she clearly seemed to enjoy the effect she was having on me. She then leaned further forward and began to lick up and down the underside of my cock, which had been pointing down between my legs. I sat up on the side of the table to get a better look at her (and hopefully get her out of those clothes) and she instinctively dropped to her knees and began sucking my bareback. My head was absolutely spinning at this point and I easily could have cum right there if I hadn't pumped the brakes. I asked to stand up and she dutifully lifted up her shirt as I unbuttoned her shorts and dropped them to the floor. She showed no hesitation as I began to finger her while holding her close and kissing her neck. She would tongue kiss me briefly, but it seemed that DFK was not on the menu. She was more than happy to bend over the table for me as I shoved my tongue up her tight little asshole (a personal fetish of mine -- don't judge). I then had her take a seat on the side of the table and lean back so I could DATY on her tight, delicious little pussy and suck on that erect little clit. She the playfully asked me to lay back down on the table so she could continue blowing me (still bareback) as I fingered her pussy and ass. A few more minutes of that and I shot a massive load into her mouth. She giggled as she reached for the trash can to spit it out. She grabbed another hot towel to wipe down my face, ass, and cock, then asked me where I wanted more massage. Most girls tend to call it quits after the naughty fun is over, so I appreciated that she still wanted to work off the remaining 25 minutes I had on the clock. I turned face down and she rubbed my back for another ten minutes before kissing me on the cheek and telling me we were finished. (I actually still had 15 minutes on the clock at that point, but I was too blissed out to care). I think that about covers it. Thanks for reading!

[Tennis Nut]

Went to see the reliable one this morning. Paid for a 1/2 hour. She was quick to the flip and when she offered a BJ I said no and gave her the international sign for FS. She balked, then said $100. I said $60. She said $80. I said I only had $60. She was frustrated, but really wanted the money, so she relented. Funny, she had a condom ready to go. She's not new to this. She got on top and complained about my size and tried to fuck me in a way that was very uncomfortable. I put an end to that and put her on the side of the table--standing Mish. She complained about my size and wouldn't let me ram her. After a few strokes she got up and kneeled down to blow me. I took off the rubber and laid back down. I remembered reading in this forum that she allows CIM, so I held her hand so she couldn't make it half BJ and half HJ. At the end I CIM and she ran out as if I had offended her, washed her mouth out and did whatever else she needed to do to feel whole again. She came back with a wash cloth and said, "No come in mouth. " I felt like saying, "It's too late, I already did!

I don't think I would repeat.

[HalfOfADeck]

Legit massage by nice older woman. Found the ad on BP. Nothing else to report. Will not return.

[CuminHerpuss]

I've been by this place but never been in. Looks like a real dump. Almost like a residence or mini apartment complex that was turned into a MP. Moe.

Thank s Moe! Looked the same to me in passing.

[FlyingVfr]

If anyone has a good service / hassle free spot they'd recommend I am all ears. Otherwise I'll keep trying different spots and reporting back. Z Massage has been a go-to but I am wanting something new.

Try Judy at Go To Massage on Clairemont Mesa Blvd. She just gave me a nice sensual service with a good friendly attitude. Not much on top but.

[FromNowOn]

Went to Paradise Spa last week and got Summer. Paid $40 for a 1 hour massage. Summer was very pleasant, probably in her early 30's. She complimented me on my looks and body several times in addition to lots of massage teasing. I assumed this was going to go quite well based on that. On the flip she began tickling my balls with her fingernails for what seemed like forever. I looked up at her and she tried to put my own hand over my package to do self service. I told her no thanks and to just finish the massage. She tried again to have me do it, I responded with "I can do myself at home", just finish the massage. She kept trying to have me do it, insisting. I said no and put her hand on me. She said she didn't want to, which was super confusing. I said no problem and tried to cover myself up. She ripped the cover back and started a half ass jack session with a sour look on her face the entire time. LOL, she was the one who initiated everything so I was totally thrown off, if you don't want to rub on my dick, just finish the massage. After a horrible finish she begins acting cool and sensual with me again saying we are good friends now, LOL. Tip time comes and I begrudgingly give her $30 (way more than she deserved). She was so upset and tried to tell me these services are a minimum $40 tip. I said I would have tipped her more than $40 if she would have given me even decent service. I reminded her that she didn't want to do anything and was difficult throughout the last 20 minutes. She responds with, oh cmon. You're not going to give me $40. I told her "absolutely not and I am leaving now!

If anyone has a good service / hassle free spot they'd recommend I am all ears. Otherwise I'll keep trying different spots and reporting back. Z Massage has been a go-to but I am wanting something new.

Also, Tina at Blue Green is still giving nice BBBJCIM on EC Blvd location. I give her a $60 tip. Think she is FS but I have not gone that route.

[Baller55]

Went in to see the hype but left. I'm sure she delivers great service but she's definitely in her mid to late 50's. Not my cup of tea. Probably a 6 in the looks department. Pass.

[MemoeNasty]

Anybody got anything on Tokyo Spa? It's across the street from a Sombreros resturant on Vandeever.

I've been by this place but never been in. Looks like a real dump. Almost like a residence or mini apartment complex that was turned into a MP. Moe.