Massage Parlor Reports

[Sam Spade]

I have never, ever heard about a client getting arrested at a massage parlor. Unless they catch the MT mid-stroke and you have 50 bucks on your outstretched hand, I cannot imagine how anyone could get arrested at an AMP. If cops are there, your story is that you are there for a massage. Which is true. And totally legal.

I reported this years ago. I saw a post on the North Carolina forum, with a link to the news article, about a guy who was leaving an AMP, and was confronted by local cop. The cop asks him if he had received any sexual favors while inside. Stupid asshole says Yes, and gets himself and the girl busted.

When I first reported this, one of our brothers replied that what you do is answer politely in the negative, and do not let the cop intimidate you or act all buddy, buddy. "Come on, you can tell me!" Eventually the cop will run out of obvious questions and start repeating himself, hoping to get you to contradict yourself. When that happens, you tell the cop "I've answered your questions, and I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. If you have any more questions, I'd rather go through my lawyer. " At that point the cop can see you are not worth it, and let you leave with one of their BS warnings about keeping your nose clean.

OK, so I've never had to do this myself. But it still seems like good advice. Don't admit to anything except getting a massage. Don't contradict yourself. Don't let the cop repeat his questions. If he does, ask to leave and bring up the L word.

[Kellster]

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

The fact that they had nothing better to do than go on a witch hunt after the guy who got a massage is ridiculous. All he did was stop in for massage, at a place, no less, that was approved by the village of Sycamore. He is not a criminal. Here's a great solution- boycott Sycamore! Don't go to any businesses in Sycamore. No restaurants, grocery stores, gas stations, 7-11's, Subway's / McDonalds's, etc. I mean you might get arrested for jaywalking. And the news media wonders why people don't trust cops these days- unreal!

[Ron M]

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

Other than eating donuts and writing jay walking tickets they have nothing else better to do. Best way to avoid all this drama? Go to an indie massage therapist.

[Jadedone]

I have never, ever heard about a client getting arrested at a massage parlor. Unless they catch the MT mid-stroke and you have 50 bucks on your outstretched hand, I cannot imagine how anyone could get arrested at an AMP. If cops are there, your story is that you are there for a massage. Which is true. And totally legal.

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

[Datsurman]

I have never, ever heard about a client getting arrested at a massage parlor. Unless they catch the MT mid-stroke and you have 50 bucks on your outstretched hand, I cannot imagine how anyone could get arrested at an AMP. If cops are there, your story is that you are there for a massage. Which is true. And totally legal.

Holy crap I bet your heart skipped a beat or two when you saw the badge. Wonder if mt prospect is doing sweeps now like libertyville?

[E6671]

Why is it that Korean spas charge more while giving you less time with the girl by often requiring you to spend a good chunk of your session in their lame dry sauna?

Better question is why so many of us pay it. I'd rather tip the girl more than overfeed the house.

In general Korean Spas cater to FS so in most cases a monger is not interested in an actual massage. They are more about the money than quality of service. There are diamonds in the rough like Jenny when she was at Crystal. She always made sure you got your full time and left satisfied. Crystal anymore. They are all about the turn over.

I find that Chinese MTs are more serious with their massage. Not all mind you but definitely the majority that I have been to. You should decide what you prefer. A good massage with a limited menu or a short rub and FS.

[DwayneJohnson]

Why is it that Korean spas charge more while giving you less time with the girl by often requiring you to spend a good chunk of your session in their lame dry sauna?

Better question is why so many of us pay it. I'd rather tip the girl more than overfeed the house.

Why do white escorts charge sometimes double or more what the Asian escorts charge?

[RespectAsian]

If this is true and Yun has gone to an $80 door fee then you shouldn't waste your time or money. Go to an Asian Apartment instead. I used to go to Yun for a 1/2 HR and all in was $50. Older MT's but good bodies and solid performance with a short decent massage. One MT that I would get often always did some stretching which I liked. However I have decided if I want a good massage I stay closer to home. If I want some nooky I go to an Asian apartment. The value is so much better at an apartment.

Why is it that Korean spas charge more while giving you less time with the girl by often requiring you to spend a good chunk of your session in their lame dry sauna?

Better question is why so many of us pay it. I'd rather tip the girl more than overfeed the house.

[DMichaels69]

I stopped by LUX after several months. This visit, new MMS, very friendly with the MT Pink, late 40's, in shape, nice body, average looks. Excellent TS, average rub, good back walk, full throttle for a c note with a huge thank you for the tip. Another lady I saw was petite, late 40's, average looks.

[DMichaels69]

Is it 80 for a hour there now?

I've seen several posts lately about the interrogation tactics at Exercise. I have not had that problem. I've stopped going there since the price went up, but went last week just for old times sake, and had no problem.

[Gooch]

I've seen several posts lately about the interrogation tactics at Exercise. I have not had that problem. I've stopped going there since the price went up, but went last week just for old times sake, and had no problem.

[MrSmartyPants]

I agree with your inference. However, I've seen the mistake made frequently. I attribute the problem to language difficulty. And sometimes unscruplulous owners. A couple years ago, I knew someone who worked at a place and her boss advertised in the "Escort" section. I tried to explain to her. And eventually, when she finally realized she was in the "prostitution" section, she was mortified. Finally she realized why all of her customers expected to buy more than she was selling. I've seen times when the owner would promise the girl a "legit" shop, only to discover the same owner was advertising (implied) extras. I've also heard of legit shops where the girl would freelance to get better tips. So it really comes down to the specific person you are with, and how well you connect with that person.

Heaven in Waukegan's been posting in the ESCORT section for a while, in addition to body rubs and massage. Tried them twice, didn't get the impression FS was on the menu. http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-spa/39114008.

[Bob521]

I agree with your inference. However, I've seen the mistake made frequently. I attribute the problem to language difficulty. And sometimes unscruplulous owners. A couple years ago, I knew someone who worked at a place and her boss advertised in the "Escort" section. I tried to explain to her. And eventually, when she finally realized she was in the "prostitution" section, she was mortified. Finally she realized why all of her customers expected to buy more than she was selling. I've seen times when the owner would promise the girl a "legit" shop, only to discover the same owner was advertising (implied) extras. I've also heard of legit shops where the girl would freelance to get better tips. So it really comes down to the specific person you are with, and how well you connect with that person.

I gave thanks spa in mt prospect a shot on a couple of occasions and got nothing more than a massage. I figured since they advertised in the body rubs section that more could be had but that was not the case for me. I had different MTs so it was not just one that was legit.

[BlueUc]

I gave thanks spa in mt prospect a shot on a couple of occasions and got nothing more than a massage. I figured since they advertised in the body rubs section that more could be had but that was not the case for me. I had different MTs so it was not just one that was legit.

[ChiHappiness]

M2 wanted 80 for the hour or 70 for 45 min. I passed.

Unfortunately, $80 has become the norm at most Korean Spa's. You can still get a rub for 60/65 at a Chinese Spa.