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[Bunnery Sgt]

Decided to visit this broad, big mistake. Set up was easy and seemed cool on phone. Head that way. She asked that I stop to get a couple of hats, which is a bad sign, but price was right and I told her I was taking it out the fee. She's girl in picture with loose belly skin obviously from child birth.

Anyway after some anal talk, which was pleasant enough, we get to biz. She was fresh out the shower. She offered a sub par CBJ, so I decided to move on to main event. She asks how I wanted to begin, so I said mish. I get in and she's making faces and squirming, in a bad way, and I'm like "you ok? I'm decent size I guess but the way she was acting thought I was ripping her. She replies, you going to slow, the hat is bothering me speed up. So I oblige. Start to find a rhythm, all the while she still seems out of it and in pain at the same time. She then yells slow down! So now I'm like what the fck is wrong with you. You said speed up, now slow down. You don't know what you want. I then say that ain't how you get repeat clients. She said So, I don't care if you come back, so I proceed to pound to pop. Mind you I requested two shots. But at this point I just want to go.

I head to bathroom where she yells again in a bitchy way don't flush it so I go to sink to rinse off throw condom on counter and get dressed as she is taking in phone to presumed handler. As I walk out the door I tell her my thoughts by calling her a beesh. Bad idea.

I get to my car and realize in my haste to get out my cell phone must have fallen out of my pocket. Go back and of course the beesh mode is on 12. The following dialogue ensues:

Yo my phone is in there.

Oh, I'm a beesh?

I need my phone.

But I'm a beesh right? I'ma show you a beesh.

Yo just give me my phone.

Nah, I'm a beesh. (after more back and forth).

Come on, I'll give you 35-it's all I got. (show her the bread).

Nah, I want 50. (all I had was the 35 and some hundreds).

So I'm like I ain't giving her no hundred and tell her I need to go to machine to get it. Go to QT around corner and come back with 60-she then puts me through drama on exchange. Won't open door all the way (understandable) and says throw money in and I'll give phone. I'm like nah. She won't budge. All the while onlookers are getting their laugh for the day.

Finally I walk on faith and am like here goes my money. Through it in and she handed me the phone. Unfortunately I don't lock my phone, so I was concerned shed call significant others because of her beesh mode, but she wasn't quick or clever enough to know how she could have ended me. . I did see that she tried to get info on one of my pay accounts, which I immediately changed,. Nevertheless a lesson learned and I'm taking a hiatus from this game LOL.

Total damage $140 for 6 minutes of non action and 20 minutes embarrassment, stress, and probably a day or two of my life. Smh.

Don't waste your time.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lease/40157237

I hope you learned a very valuable lesson here LOL.

DO NOT EVER disrespect a ho3 while she is in the FU position. You're inviting a world a trouble for yourself.

[Phill Pots]

Decided to visit this broad, big mistake. Set up was easy and seemed cool on phone. Head that way. She asked that I stop to get a couple of hats, which is a bad sign, but price was right and I told her I was taking it out the fee. She's girl in picture with loose belly skin obviously from child birth.

Anyway after some anal talk, which was pleasant enough, we get to biz. She was fresh out the shower. She offered a sub par CBJ, so I decided to move on to main event. She asks how I wanted to begin, so I said mish. I get in and she's making faces and squirming, in a bad way, and I'm like "you ok? I'm decent size I guess but the way she was acting thought I was ripping her. She replies, you going to slow, the hat is bothering me speed up. So I oblige. Start to find a rhythm, all the while she still seems out of it and in pain at the same time. She then yells slow down! So now I'm like what the fck is wrong with you. You said speed up, now slow down. You don't know what you want. I then say that ain't how you get repeat clients. She said So, I don't care if you come back, so I proceed to pound to pop. Mind you I requested two shots. But at this point I just want to go.

I head to bathroom where she yells again in a bitchy way don't flush it so I go to sink to rinse off throw condom on counter and get dressed as she is taking in phone to presumed handler. As I walk out the door I tell her my thoughts by calling her a beesh. Bad idea.

I get to my car and realize in my haste to get out my cell phone must have fallen out of my pocket. Go back and of course the beesh mode is on 12. The following dialogue ensues:

Yo my phone is in there.

Oh, I'm a beesh?

I need my phone.

But I'm a beesh right? I'ma show you a beesh.

Yo just give me my phone.

Nah, I'm a beesh. (after more back and forth).

Come on, I'll give you 35-it's all I got. (show her the bread).

Nah, I want 50. (all I had was the 35 and some hundreds).

So I'm like I ain't giving her no hundred and tell her I need to go to machine to get it. Go to QT around corner and come back with 60-she then puts me through drama on exchange. Won't open door all the way (understandable) and says throw money in and I'll give phone. I'm like nah. She won't budge. All the while onlookers are getting their laugh for the day.

Finally I walk on faith and am like here goes my money. Through it in and she handed me the phone. Unfortunately I don't lock my phone, so I was concerned shed call significant others because of her beesh mode, but she wasn't quick or clever enough to know how she could have ended me. . I did see that she tried to get info on one of my pay accounts, which I immediately changed,. Nevertheless a lesson learned and I'm taking a hiatus from this game LOL.

Total damage $140 for 6 minutes of non action and 20 minutes embarrassment, stress, and probably a day or two of my life. Smh.

Don't waste your time.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lease/40157237

[ElPerron]

Saw this one!! Nothing like the pics, she has that golden pxxx syndrome wanted 8 for qv all cover ,150 for half!! I walk out, she is short, her hair is afro, I think there are at least two more girls, they are up to something.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSee...t-all/40145702

[PayForItAnyway]

That is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. It makes completely no sense. It's only reporting the negative of someone's phone number and not the positive. If it ever recorded any good reviews it would have shown my number as good for visiting a few of those 40 cheap chic's. That's stupid anyway. Why would you thin out your potential customer service base? Dumb 40 dollar crew with 40 dollar brain.

I took a guess at what site they could be using. The site may report positive and negative. I just didn't feel like going through the hassle of setting up a fake profile to see what it was about.

[De Mortgage]

I was looking hard for a review. Anyone have any info?

http://liveescortreviews.com/escort/...-956-8014/1/16

[Johnny Mapalo]

She posted on Craigslist recently but she's been posting on and off for a year. Same phone number. 5'4 170 lbs. Lives in a house in Lithonia. Let's you video tape and take pictures. So she says. Never saw her but if you want her you can pm for the number.

[Kcdark]

That is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. It makes completely no sense. It's only reporting the negative of someone's phone number and not the positive. If it ever recorded any good reviews it would have shown my number as good for visiting a few of those 40 cheap chic's. That's stupid anyway. Why would you thin out your potential customer service base? Dumb 40 dollar crew with 40 dollar brain.

Sadly sometimes you get what you pay for. 40 dollar crews are more like cheap food. Hit the spot when you are hungry but you know you shouldn't be eating that junk all of the time.

[The Parrot]

Thanks for the report, I. Was suppose to see her, got half way there. Gave a call. And sensed she was full of it.

Her booty looks nice too, what a shame. Good thing I passed on her.

[Sneeker]

Please do not go see this broad fellas not going into detail just take my word for it I've seen a ton of girls and she is the worse iver ever experienced if you around mcdonough skip right past her she will take your money and leave you completely unsatisfied http://max80.com.atlanta.hoxnif.com/post/17214769/!

Thanks for the report, I. Was suppose to see her, got half way there. Gave a call. And sensed she was full of it.

[PayForItAnyway]

Please do not go see this broad fellas not going into detail just take my word for it I've seen a ton of girls and she is the worse iver ever experienced if you around mcdonough skip right past her she will take your money and leave you completely unsatisfied http://max80.com.atlanta.hoxnif.com/post/17214769/!

She use to work out of Marietta on windy hill at the RF inn. I saw her about 1 yr ago. Had me wait 30 min while she get ready, when I got to her room she still wasn't ready and this was around 1:30 am. Walked in and she was putting on makeup that made her look like the Harley Quinn in a bad way. Severe baby damage. The only nice thing she had was a phatt ass, it was soft and plump. She seemed a little off like she was on something and paranoid. Better yet she is on something way more than weed. She charged 50 but worth 30 the way the session went. Pussy was like real loose, the only thing she had going for her was it was wet, no friction nor walls. I hit it doggy style. May be if you catch her at the right time its good for a qk nothing more. She do like to up sell and rush.

A guy with one post usually don't get a response because its hard to validate their claims but this one is accurate. Stop lurking an post some reviews. Your first post does not count as a review (no details).

[NY516]

Please do not go see this broad fellas not going into detail just take my word for it I've seen a ton of girls and she is the worse iver ever experienced if you around mcdonough skip right past her she will take your money and leave you completely unsatisfied http://max80.com.atlanta.hoxnif.com/post/17214769/!

[Johnny Mapalo]

http://www.verifyhim.com/

I believe this is the website they use. I had someone tell me the same thing about 3 months ago but I didn't have any bad reviews under my number.

That is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. It makes completely no sense. It's only reporting the negative of someone's phone number and not the positive. If it ever recorded any good reviews it would have shown my number as good for visiting a few of those 40 cheap chic's. That's stupid anyway. Why would you thin out your potential customer service base? Dumb 40 dollar crew with 40 dollar brain.

[PayForItAnyway]

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...5220/1/1399566

I got reimbursed by this gal about two and a half weeks ago. This chic is another one that I had no interest in. I've seen her ads with the cheap Jimmy Carter crew before, but for some reason this chic just looked nasty to me. Her pics look photoshopped like a mother and I wasn't even sure about her ethnicity. I had no idea what she was. I was in the area to see a chic who I reviewed last year but that chic flaked on me. Why? She was the one who text me out of the blue asking me if I wanted to see her again and she flaked on me. Oh well. I was on the north side so I started looking for a back up. Why? I called the Brianna chic that I reviewed before but she was acting like a retard over the phone. Told me I was asking too many questions and accused me of being the police. Really?

She then told me that she was going to write a bad review on me so that all the other girls in the crew could see it. What? I had no idea what that fool was talking about as she rudely hung up the phone in my ears, so I called this chic next. This chic was very talkative and not once told me I was asking too many questions or accused me of being the police. She said that her ethnicity was afro-american and she stood at 5'4 and weighing in at 145 lbs. That sounded interesting. I made the date and told her I would be there in 10 minutes since I was only 1 exit away. I got there and gave her a call and she immediately told me that I have alot of bad reviews under my phone number and normally she wouldn't see me but she will make an exception this time. What? What nonsense is this chic talking about? She did give me the room number though and off I went.

I knocked on the door and it was opened by a big mamma that I did not recognized. I walked on in and said my greetings as this chic was looking at me sideways. I'm looking her up and down as she closed the door behind me, and I'm saying to myself, "This chic looks nothing like her pics, bodywise". 5'4 145 pound my ass!! Man, this chic is a small BBW. She's about 5'7-5'8 and anywhere between 175-190 lbs. Those pics on her ad are old as fuck!! She looked good in the face and looked like the face pics in the ad but her body is no where close to what you see in the pics. Boy oh boy. This $40 crew of girls are nothing but liars and their pics and measurements are a false. How can you depict an average body looking chic in the ads and have a BBW show up at the door. Ridiculous.

I was a bit upset but I didn't say anything. This chic kept looking at me sideways the whole time and I asked her about the bad review list. She looked at me with a puzzled look on her face and said sometimes things happen. What? That made no sense. She was wearing a white t-shirt with a black bra underneath and some black panties. I could clearly tell that this chic had a flat ass and a big gut. Just how I like them'. Big guts and flat butts. Great! We conversed for a minute as talks of the donation finally came up and I placed it on a table. It was 40 bones for 15 minutes. After the money was out of the way, she told me to take off my clothes and place them on a small table, then lay back on the bed. I did just that, all by myself with no help from her at all. She then reached into her drawer for a thin Trojan condom, then came over on the bed with me. She placed the thin cover on my cock with her hand while still looking at me sideways.

Before she gots ta sucking, she told me that the reason she's looking at me like that is because she thought I was one of her regulars. What? You have regulars? Jezzus Christ. Please tell me none of you dudes on here are seeing a 40 dollar chic on the regular. Really? Is that the best you can do? A 40 dollar chic on the regular. Iyayi. She finally decided to get to work, after giving me the surprise news of me life, and gots ta sucking. The sucky-sucky was garbage! She had her mouth on it but there was no suction at all. Just bobbing and weaving up and down on my pole. She did this for no more than 2 minutes, when her phone rang and you guessed it, she got off the bed and went to answer the phone. Got to love the professionalism here. I overheard her telling some lady on the other end that she was doing a 15 minute session. I guess that was management? After the brief convo, she got back on the bed with me and I asked her if she's going to shed some clothing. She said, "yes" and got back off the bed again and took off her t-shit and bra at the opposite end of the room.

Her body now, I'd say it is "heavy" body. She's a small BBW. Her breastess'es are double D's with nipple studs in them but they hanged quite a bit. I'd still say they were "average". Her stomach had a nice sized gut in the mid-section but no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was just an ass. It was flat, unshapely and had some light stretch marks on it. Her body has definitely seen its better days. After her bra was removed and her panty still remaining on, she came back over on the bed to me while rubbing on her tits and telling me they're sensitive. I guess no touching, although I had no intentions of laying a finger on them. She got back on the bed and started sucking again. Just like the last time, the sucky-sucky was garbage! No suction whatsoever. My cock was going absolutely no where fast. I knew I done wasted my money. She bobbed and weaved for a good 3 minutes, then stopped to inspect my nut sack. She pointed down and asked me what's that and I told her it was a small crab bite.

She asked when was the last time I was tested, while lifting up my sack and looking all around it, and I told her I've never been tested-I'm clean. She looked around my nut sack for a minute more, then goes, "I'm sorry, I have to deny you, I can give you your money back though". Thank God, just the words I wanted to hear. I could tell this session was going absolutely no where. This chic could have sucked my cock from now until the end of eternity and my cock would have still not risen one centimeter. The sucky sucky was that terrible. I quickly got off the bed and dumped the cover in the trash can where she told me to, then started getting myself together. I got dressed as she handed me the 40 bones back and I asked her one more time about the bad review, just to fuck with her. LOL. She looked at me sideways once more with a, "What are you talking about look on her face". LOL.

I hurriedly got the hell out of there without saying another word to her. This $40 crew is garbage! They're using old ass pics, giving false measurements over the phone and in their ads and most of the girls have no idea what the hell they're doing. I think the management just snatch these girls off the streets, put them up in a room with supplies and tell them to get to work. The majority of these chics are inexperienced and very impersonal. A definite no repeat for me and glad I got out with all my funds back. I just got a free 5 minutes of a terrible covered blow job. I'll bi-pass this dud. She gets a "5" in looks and a "2" in performance. I'll keep it moving.

http://www.verifyhim.com/

I believe this is the website they use. I had someone tell me the same thing about 3 months ago but I didn't have any bad reviews under my number.

[Johnny Mapalo]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...urves/41202476

This brawd gave me a free Bloody Mary a few days ago. I was just chilling one evening, browsing the page, and saw this chic's ad pop up. I just text her to find out her location and measurements and she quickly gave them to me. This chic was in a hotel in the upper Buckhead area and gave me her measurements of 6'1 180 lbs. I was like damn, a big Mutombo ass chic! I was intrigued. I always wanted to pound on a big foot and I thought, hey, here's my perfect opportunity. Her rates were reasonable, although I thought they were a little cheap for the area, but I booked the date anyways. I also noticed that she gave me her address via text without asking any police questions and I was a bit alarmed by that as well. I drove my happy ass over to her place and called when I got there.

It was a nice 3-4 star hotel that had me a bit worried that it might be you guys favorite uncle. I called, she answered the phone sounding really nice and told me to stay on the phone while walking up to her room on a certain floor. I didn't really want to stay on the phone with her as you never want to be caught on the phone if its a setup or your favorite uncle. Her ad also had the listed age of 19 years old which had me a bit concerned but I know these chic's always lying about their age. I caught the elevator up to her floor and stood infront of the soda maching in the middle of the hall and let her know that I had arrived. She poked her head out the door and asked I'm the one and I just gave her a head nod. Non-viper's, no more! VIP'ers, read on. Will I repeat, no sir, although I'm a casual drinker, I didn't appreciate the free Bloody Mary this chic gave me. She's also in her mid-20's as well and not 19 years old as stated in her ad. Hmm.

So, she poked her head out of the door, I gave her a head nod, then made it over to her room. I walked on in and was greeted by a tall red-boned chic in black full panties and a grey t-shirt. I also noticed a bad looking red-boned chic sitting on one of the beds in the room. I didn't realize we had company. I said my Hello's to the both of them as the chic I came to see introduced me to her room mate who she said has an ad on the page too. That's good to hear. Her friend was a nice looking red-boned chic that was athletically built. We gots ta talking for a minute as she asked me if I came to do a 2 girl special with her and her friend. It looked very inviting, but I told her I only brought enough money for one as I didn't know 2 girls were working together.

She banished her friend into the bathroom and we finally got the ball rolling. I placed the money on the table after she asked me how much time I was looking for. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She asked me via text if 60 was good enough for me and I should have low balled her down to 50 as she seemed open for negotiations. Oh well. She then told me to get comfortable and that I did, all by myself with no help from her at all. She in turn took off her t-shirt to reveal some average looking B cups which I thought were C's but she told me they were B's with nipple studs in them. Her stomach had a small paunch with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was an average ass. It had some good meat on it and was definitely sticking out there but there was also some light to mild cellulite at the bottom of it. Her body still looked nice though. She looked every bit of 6'1 180 lbs that she told me via text.

She then told me to lay back on the bed as she got between my legs and placed a thin trojan cover of hers on my limp noodle. She started sucking with both hands at the base of my hands and looking at me in my eyes the whole time she was sucking. The sucky-sucky wasn't hitting on nothing though. I felt some light, if any suction, but she made it good though by locking eyes with me while sucking. She sucked me off for a good minutes as I was massaging her breastess'es as well to get me going. After 5 minutes of sucking, I told her I was ready to get the show on the road. I was only 3/4th's swole at the time but wanted to get the show on the road. She got off the bed and told me that she needs to get her lube. Great. She came back over to me, now standing, and placed a charitable amount of lube on the cover while rubbing it all it. She then told me she nudes to lube up and began placing another charitable amount of lube on her vag. Damn, I guess she really needs to overcompensate.

After she was all lubed up, she went to wipe her hands off, cum on lady- my cock isn't going to stay hard forever, then came back over to the bed with me and asked me which position I wanted. I opted for doggie, as usual, and she got up on all fours on the bed and assumed the position. She also placed a white hand towel underneath her before she assumed the doggie position. I asked her if she gets messy and she giggled and said sometimes. Damn, I think we've got a squirter here or at least that's what I thought. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. I didn't feel any heat, warmth, or grip but she did have some low friction on her walls. I felt a little something there. I started stroking her as she was moaning the whole time and I was giving her the business. I started to push her back down further and hike her ass up higher in the air, when I looked down and saw what looked like ketchup forming on hot dog. Are you serious? I kept stroking and looking down to see more and more ketchup covering my hot dog. Really?

The cover was starting to roll off the base of my shaft and the ketchup was now migrating to the base of my uncovered shaft and groin region. Ehh. I kept my stroke game going as she was still moaning throughout and I was becoming a bit disgusted at what my eyes were seeing. I wasn't about to take an "L" though. I also started smelling a frowsy / rubbery / funky / nauseating odor possibly originating from that ketchup. Hmm. 5 minutes into my stroke game, I felt my eruption coming and asked her if she wanted it on her ass. She shook her head, no, so I went ahead and blew a medium load in the cover. I got about 5 more after strokes in before telling her that I wanted no more of her. She immediately got off the bed, turned around and said, "Oh I'm sorry, I knew I was feeling some pain". Yeah right! She was trying to insinuate that I was pounding on her too hard, thus causing the ketchup to be squirted on my hot dog. Common lie!

I didn't say anything though as she attempted to take the condom off with her hand but thought better and decided to wet a warm cloth and take it off with that. She apologized to me again and told me that she's not taking anymore calls for the rest of the night. Yeah right! She needs to stop taking calls for the rest of the week!! She knew what the hell she was doing, she just wanted the money. Anyways, I went back over to my clothes to put them back on and noticed ketchup specs on the hand towel she had lying under her. Hmm. Now I know why she placed that hand towel underneath there. To catch the bloody mess that would be coming out of her twat! Really? I hurriedly put my clothes back on and she told me to give her a hug as I was headed towards the door. I did just that but couldn't even look her in the eyes. The nerves of this chic. I walked out and said my condolences and was gone as fast as I came in there.

I got about 3 feet away from the door and heard what I thought was loud laughter coming from the area of her room. I don't know, maybe I was hearing things or it was coming from some other room but I wouldn't be too surprised if it was coming out the room I just left out of. This chic seemed like the type that would laugh at something like that. I didn't find any humor in that, in the least bit. I'll give her ass a "6" in looks and a "5" in performance. I would have given her a "6" in performance but I have to deduct 1 point for the bloody surprise. I didn't like that one bit. She did tell me though that her and her friend are running a 2 girl special for only 100 bucks. Maybe you can get a discount if you ask her about the 2 girl red light special. She'll probably knock a few dollars off the top to compensate for the bloody surprise. Who knows? I won't be back for any specials. So long douches.

[Johnny Mapalo]

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atla...5220/1/1399566

I got reimbursed by this gal about two and a half weeks ago. This chic is another one that I had no interest in. I've seen her ads with the cheap Jimmy Carter crew before, but for some reason this chic just looked nasty to me. Her pics look photoshopped like a mother and I wasn't even sure about her ethnicity. I had no idea what she was. I was in the area to see a chic who I reviewed last year but that chic flaked on me. Why? She was the one who text me out of the blue asking me if I wanted to see her again and she flaked on me. Oh well. I was on the north side so I started looking for a back up. Why? I called the Brianna chic that I reviewed before but she was acting like a retard over the phone. Told me I was asking too many questions and accused me of being the police. Really?

She then told me that she was going to write a bad review on me so that all the other girls in the crew could see it. What? I had no idea what that fool was talking about as she rudely hung up the phone in my ears, so I called this chic next. This chic was very talkative and not once told me I was asking too many questions or accused me of being the police. She said that her ethnicity was afro-american and she stood at 5'4 and weighing in at 145 lbs. That sounded interesting. I made the date and told her I would be there in 10 minutes since I was only 1 exit away. I got there and gave her a call and she immediately told me that I have alot of bad reviews under my phone number and normally she wouldn't see me but she will make an exception this time. What? What nonsense is this chic talking about? She did give me the room number though and off I went.

I knocked on the door and it was opened by a big mamma that I did not recognized. I walked on in and said my greetings as this chic was looking at me sideways. I'm looking her up and down as she closed the door behind me, and I'm saying to myself, "This chic looks nothing like her pics, bodywise". 5'4 145 pound my ass!! Man, this chic is a small BBW. She's about 5'7-5'8 and anywhere between 175-190 lbs. Those pics on her ad are old as fuck!! She looked good in the face and looked like the face pics in the ad but her body is no where close to what you see in the pics. Boy oh boy. This $40 crew of girls are nothing but liars and their pics and measurements are a false. How can you depict an average body looking chic in the ads and have a BBW show up at the door. Ridiculous.

I was a bit upset but I didn't say anything. This chic kept looking at me sideways the whole time and I asked her about the bad review list. She looked at me with a puzzled look on her face and said sometimes things happen. What? That made no sense. She was wearing a white t-shirt with a black bra underneath and some black panties. I could clearly tell that this chic had a flat ass and a big gut. Just how I like them'. Big guts and flat butts. Great! We conversed for a minute as talks of the donation finally came up and I placed it on a table. It was 40 bones for 15 minutes. After the money was out of the way, she told me to take off my clothes and place them on a small table, then lay back on the bed. I did just that, all by myself with no help from her at all. She then reached into her drawer for a thin Trojan condom, then came over on the bed with me. She placed the thin cover on my cock with her hand while still looking at me sideways.

Before she gots ta sucking, she told me that the reason she's looking at me like that is because she thought I was one of her regulars. What? You have regulars? Jezzus Christ. Please tell me none of you dudes on here are seeing a 40 dollar chic on the regular. Really? Is that the best you can do? A 40 dollar chic on the regular. Iyayi. She finally decided to get to work, after giving me the surprise news of me life, and gots ta sucking. The sucky-sucky was garbage! She had her mouth on it but there was no suction at all. Just bobbing and weaving up and down on my pole. She did this for no more than 2 minutes, when her phone rang and you guessed it, she got off the bed and went to answer the phone. Got to love the professionalism here. I overheard her telling some lady on the other end that she was doing a 15 minute session. I guess that was management? After the brief convo, she got back on the bed with me and I asked her if she's going to shed some clothing. She said, "yes" and got back off the bed again and took off her t-shit and bra at the opposite end of the room.

Her body now, I'd say it is "heavy" body. She's a small BBW. Her breastess'es are double D's with nipple studs in them but they hanged quite a bit. I'd still say they were "average". Her stomach had a nice sized gut in the mid-section but no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was just an ass. It was flat, unshapely and had some light stretch marks on it. Her body has definitely seen its better days. After her bra was removed and her panty still remaining on, she came back over on the bed to me while rubbing on her tits and telling me they're sensitive. I guess no touching, although I had no intentions of laying a finger on them. She got back on the bed and started sucking again. Just like the last time, the sucky-sucky was garbage! No suction whatsoever. My cock was going absolutely no where fast. I knew I done wasted my money. She bobbed and weaved for a good 3 minutes, then stopped to inspect my nut sack. She pointed down and asked me what's that and I told her it was a small crab bite.

She asked when was the last time I was tested, while lifting up my sack and looking all around it, and I told her I've never been tested-I'm clean. She looked around my nut sack for a minute more, then goes, "I'm sorry, I have to deny you, I can give you your money back though". Thank God, just the words I wanted to hear. I could tell this session was going absolutely no where. This chic could have sucked my cock from now until the end of eternity and my cock would have still not risen one centimeter. The sucky sucky was that terrible. I quickly got off the bed and dumped the cover in the trash can where she told me to, then started getting myself together. I got dressed as she handed me the 40 bones back and I asked her one more time about the bad review, just to fuck with her. LOL. She looked at me sideways once more with a, "What are you talking about look on her face". LOL.

I hurriedly got the hell out of there without saying another word to her. This $40 crew is garbage! They're using old ass pics, giving false measurements over the phone and in their ads and most of the girls have no idea what the hell they're doing. I think the management just snatch these girls off the streets, put them up in a room with supplies and tell them to get to work. The majority of these chics are inexperienced and very impersonal. A definite no repeat for me and glad I got out with all my funds back. I just got a free 5 minutes of a terrible covered blow job. I'll bi-pass this dud. She gets a "5" in looks and a "2" in performance. I'll keep it moving.