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08-12-16 06:16 #7235Regular Member

Posts: 20Sophia Spa
Was so tired after work last night (Thursday), I went right to bed. Had a dream I stopped by Sophia on Van Dyke around 7 pm. Walked in prepared with $$$ in case of new up and comer. Met a smoking hot short girl, DD bolt ons, probably 40's but cute with hard body. Get the hour and drop everything in front of her. Light slap and squeeze on her butt as I'm laying down. All seems to be on track at beginning for a great finish. Massage was subpar at best, but who cares, I'm in for the win. Compliments are said, leg rubbing, etc. Now I'm not one to rush things but damn she already hit those spots once, then again, then again, man I've been face down a looooong time. I must have done or said something cause 50 minutes on my face wasn't where I wanted to be. I flip over, give her the look of WTF and lay on back. Handy starts, she is not there mentally for some reason. Little guy gets pissed and goes away. Times up, get dressed and leave, no tip, no goodbye, no happiness.
I've been here before a few times with good results, I went wrong somewhere this time.
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08-11-16 22:59 #7234Senior Member

Posts: 64Silver
Dreamed of visiting Silver Spa today around 4:00 PM, first time, met mama at the door and got the standard have I been there before. Yep, sure have (not) she asked who, I said about 3 months ago, Lisa. Oops, I have read too many reviews and couldn't remember some of the past names I read. She says there has never been a Lisa. I say must have forgot the name but it was about three months ago. Opted for the hh and TS. Right away I can tell I am under suspicion. In walks my girl, shorter raspy voice great body, I am guessing 30's mid to late, nice ta tas. I ask her name and she says what I believe is / was Kim? Seems like she didn't want me to get her name? What I didn't know is that the boobs I am looking at are all hers, no bra, perky, when I finally figured that out whoa. So the TS is nothing to write home about, she puts the sponge on my unit for me to wash, I tell her not to be afraid of it, she laughed. Tried to lighten things up a bit and it seemed to work. While drying off I moved a bit so jr. Bumped her forehead and told her he has a mind of his own, she just looked up and smiled. Back in the room the massage starts, mediocre and best and pretty short, burned time in the shower for sure. On the flip she sites next to me and I start to rub her ass and graze the boobs, that is when I discover no bra. I immediately pay attention to them, bolt ons but they are great. She asks what I want and I tell her HE, she does this kind of grunt laugh thing in a raspy way. I ask what else is on the menu and for the life of me I can't understand her but she is now jerking it like a tug of war contest. I ask her to slow down a bit and unleash the hounds. She obliges and I was so focused on them I lost track of the HE. She moves closer so I can get to them more easily and I slide my hand down to her VJ, no underwear. At this point I am thinking I screwed up a chance for FS but what the hell I then remember what is going on and enjoy the rest of my time. There was no objection to probing the VJ and she was moist and ready to go. I pop, she cleans me up and we try to chat but her english is very broken. I tip her $60 for the above average roaming and access to the boobs. Although unimpressed with the massage I believe I will try the H next time to see if that increases the massage satisfaction. If anyone knows her name from the description, please let me know.
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08-11-16 13:17 #7233Senior Member

Posts: 306Bleeding to Death
A Comedian once said, "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 5 days and not die".
Originally Posted by RayLatoole
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08-11-16 10:50 #7232Senior Member

Posts: 608If she's not careful she's going to bleed to death!
Originally Posted by Neilnbob
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08-10-16 23:43 #7231Senior Member

Posts: 113Anna Tina
Looks like she's on the permanent rag. I saw her about 2 weeks ago when she was in Wayne and she had the same excuse. Won't be making that mistake again.
Originally Posted by RamButt
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08-10-16 20:25 #7230Senior Member

Posts: 524That's It
Yes that's the one I was thinking. That is new. I work in that area.
Originally Posted by Throtbngr
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08-10-16 19:06 #7229Senior Member

Posts: 124As of about a month or so ago, she was still wishy washy. She actually got mad when I asked. Haven't seen her in the new location.
Originally Posted by TullyBlanchard
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08-10-16 13:37 #7228Banned Member

Posts: 233Majick
I see she's back in Sterling Heights. Is she still wishy-washy with regards to getting topless and giving handshakes?
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08-10-16 12:07 #7227Senior Member

Posts: 740Location described Seems more like this one?
http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25146086
Originally Posted by HerpNDerp
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08-10-16 10:49 #7226Senior Member

Posts: 229Read between the lines. Lol
"Period" is code for YOU AIN'T FUCK'and ME NO WAY NO HOW.
Originally Posted by DetroitBrian
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08-10-16 09:11 #7225Senior Member

Posts: 160Wrong link I think
The link attached to this review is for Saigon Spa on Woodward near 9 mile. This review seems to be for a place ON 9 mile at Hilton. Is that correct? The place must be somewhat new, I don't remember seeing it in that strip mall last time I was over that way. Could you add correct link?
Originally Posted by HerpNDerp
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08-10-16 05:41 #7224Regular Member

Posts: 17Saw Robyn yesterday for the first time. It was a professional massage. I don't know if more is offered for repeat clients. But for a good massage I will definitely go back again.
Originally Posted by Mmis90
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08-10-16 04:31 #7223Senior Member

Posts: 124I've seen her probably 50 times bro. Not asking about her services.
Originally Posted by LazyDog
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08-09-16 19:16 #7222Banned Member

Posts: 105Robyn at M&B
Where are you looking? She has two or three Ads active on Backpage nearly all the time. Sometimes people take vacations or have family issues to tend to. I see her frequently and enjoy her as my one legit regular therapist. Read the text of every Ad she has ever run. All your questions are answered right there.
Originally Posted by Mmis90
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08-09-16 18:57 #7221Senior Member

Posts: 134Always had fun with Kay
Same here. Kay is actually one of my ATF's, I've always had a good time with her and her amazing oral skills. Did take me awhile to get used to how dark she likes it, but hey, I came to play not read a book.
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