Massage Parlor Reports

**ChrisPoontang** · 08-23-16 22:18

Yikes:

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/l...nap-story.html

**Member #5794** · 08-21-16 13:40

For a long time I liked going whale watching, but now I get sea sick. I miss the majestic dorsals of a whale though. Thankfully there I "green" aka "bean" massage parlor in westwood. For 40 bucks you get a half hour. Well, what they call a half hour, I think it is basically hpt. But you get a nice room, dark, and in comes shamu. She calls herself Emily and only works weekend, she is in school during the week. The fuck studying I have no clue.

She is an HX 8. 5, meaning she is fighting the battle against anorexia and winning. She is heavy and does not want to negotiate levels of service, either you are going around the bases or you can go to the fucken foot massage place down below.

It is truly a sight, had to go doggy just to not look at her.

Good times - 40 house, 100 tip, and I forgot the chum.

**Courious G** · 08-14-16 17:49

Originally Posted by HexenDuction [View Original Post]

If true, Eco was a weird spot. Eventhough that area of Vermont & Carson isn't particularly nice, that plaza had an upscale feel. I went weekly for almost two months. I figured their M. O. Was "hide in plain sight". The funny thing is that plaza is connected to a slightly down market plaza on Carson st. , where Carson Chiropractic is apparently still in business.

Had Nicole as an ATF there. Any leads would be greatly appreciated.

**Malvado** · 08-13-16 18:33

Originally Posted by Deerom [View Original Post]

Odd. She gets a lot of good reviews but has a limited menu.

Seems like she has a lot of good ones, which is why I pulled the trigger. But I made the rookie mistake of not reading more than a few, and missed the ones that mention how psycho she can be. I guess YMMV depending on what kind of day she's having. I must have caught her on a bad one. Most providers don't joke about having her big ass dog rip her clients throats out and burying them In the backyard; or complain (just before the massage) about having to giv shitty $100 massages to assholes. Geez, thanks a lot.

**Deerom** · 08-13-16 16:03

Originally Posted by Malvado [View Original Post]

I know its a couple of months after the fact, but I had to throw in my. 02 on this.

I say this with peace and love. Save your $ and go elsewhere. I saw Pamela very early in my hobbying career and she almost scared me off of it completely. Yes, she's the girl in the pic s and she's smoking hot but, at least when I saw her, had the worst attitude.

I've been lurking for a year or so and never felt compelled to sign up and post til I saw this.

Odd. She gets a lot of good reviews but has a limited menu.

**HexenDuction** · 08-13-16 09:30

If true, Eco was a weird spot. Eventhough that area of Vermont & Carson isn't particularly nice, that plaza had an upscale feel. I went weekly for almost two months. I figured their M. O. Was "hide in plain sight". The funny thing is that plaza is connected to a slightly down market plaza on Carson st. , where Carson Chiropractic is apparently still in business.

**Malvado** · 08-12-16 20:16

Originally Posted by BoulderBoy [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

Reall I've sort of narrowed it down to also wanting to see Pamela Balian, who I see on backpage quite a bit. 2 other places that appeal are Eco and Puenta based on things I've read, but I worry about FS. I don't how you guys do bare or uncovered anything! Do you really want whatever she might have?

Okay, LOL thanks a lot. .

I know its a couple of months after the fact, but I had to throw in my. 02 on this.

I say this with peace and love. Save your $ and go elsewhere. I saw Pamela very early in my hobbying career and she almost scared me off of it completely. Yes, she's the girl in the pic s and she's smoking hot but, at least when I saw her, had the worst attitude.

I've been lurking for a year or so and never felt compelled to sign up and post til I saw this.

**DutchTreat** · 08-09-16 14:55

I must admit, I was a little unnerved the first time I was asked that very same question. But at least they asked. LOL.

Dutch.

Originally Posted by DaveMongersFo [View Original Post]

In LA on a week long Biz trip and needed a nice massage after the long airplane ride. I see this ad for a 1 hour Thai massage on SVB for on $. 45 and I think how can I go wrong. It was a very solid massage and a decent ending. But what threw me off is when I walked into the place. I told them that I wanted the $. 45 special and they said "of course! Would you prefer a guy, a girl or a ladyboy". My jaw dropped as I though WTF, that's a new one. Never had that question before, anywhere on the East Coast. I said definitely a girl. Again, terrific massage, with lots of stretching. But I had to check "her" out closely when she came in the room, just to make sure I got what I thought I was getting.

**Adm888** · 08-09-16 14:34

I just left my favorite place because the room they put me in smelled of BO. Mongers, do yourself and all of us favors by showering. It's no wonder some mongers get rushed. It's because you smell. Rant over.

**TheGuy411** · 08-08-16 23:00

Visited LA about 6 weeks ago. Stopped for some quick relief. . 6 for the massage, . 4 for HE. Was pretty good. Not that attractive of provider 40+, C nattys, flat butt. Might have been MMS to be honest.

Was my first time at any AMP. Pretty good'ish light massage before she popped the puppies out for some feels and for HE. Also let me pull down her pants for some ass grabbing action.

Total dmg was $.

**ChrisPoontang** · 08-08-16 15:50

Originally Posted by DaveMongersFo [View Original Post]

In LA on a week long Biz trip and needed a nice massage after the long airplane ride. I see this ad for a 1 hour Thai massage on SVB for on $. 45 and I think how can I go wrong. It was a very solid massage and a decent ending. But what threw me off is when I walked into the place. I told them that I wanted the $. 45 special and they said "of course! Would you prefer a guy, a girl or a ladyboy". My jaw dropped as I though WTF, that's a new one. Never had that question before, anywhere on the East Coast. I said definitely a girl. Again, terrific massage, with lots of stretching. But I had to check "her" out closely when she came in the room, just to make sure I got what I thought I was getting.

What type of ending did you have?

Hopefully that "girl" didn't end the session by jamming something up your butt. . unless that's what you wanted.

**DaveMongersFo** · 08-08-16 15:28

In LA on a week long Biz trip and needed a nice massage after the long airplane ride. I see this ad for a 1 hour Thai massage on SVB for on $. 45 and I think how can I go wrong. It was a very solid massage and a decent ending. But what threw me off is when I walked into the place. I told them that I wanted the $. 45 special and they said "of course! Would you prefer a guy, a girl or a ladyboy". My jaw dropped as I though WTF, that's a new one. Never had that question before, anywhere on the East Coast. I said definitely a girl. Again, terrific massage, with lots of stretching. But I had to check "her" out closely when she came in the room, just to make sure I got what I thought I was getting.

**Pcpc1688** · 08-07-16 10:32

Originally Posted by Iamdking [View Original Post]

Hey guys I've been looking for a place that gives FS but so far I've only been able to get HJ. Any suggestions to try out? Please pm me! Thanks!!

Well you can always post your findings in detail and then ask for help. That is the usual forum etiquette.

FS places abound everywhere in LA.

PC out.

**IAmDKing** · 08-06-16 21:46

Hey guys I've been looking for a place that gives FS but so far I've only been able to get HJ. Any suggestions to try out? Please pm me! Thanks!!

**Crimsonquiggs** · 08-06-16 17:02

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Stopped in Rose Spa on Vermont. There BP ads look ok. Totally nada. Therapist was late 30's and they advertise no Grannies, well that was true she wasn't a granny.

60 for 85 minutes inc a TS but she wouldn't even come near anything. Blahhhh.

Thai Hi on Western was alitlle better. Got a chunky Kgal. 40 tip HJ only and she whined about the 40. Need to stay in SG.

PC out.

I had some luck at Rose Spa a few months ago. Pretty, older lady (maybe early 40's?) gave a great massage, table shower, and HE. Really enjoyed my time there.

Thai Hi is the worst about bitching about the tip. I'm one who will happily tip more than the standard for above-par service, but Thai Hi doesn't come close. Haven't been back there in a while.