Massage Parlor Reports

**GotMilf** · 08-08-16 11:59

Originally Posted by DeltaPapa007 [View Original Post]

I had to make a trip down to ORD last Thursday (8/4) so figured I would get down to the area earlier and visit Yun. Arrived at about 10:45 am without an appointment, looking for an one hour massage. Led to a room by the MS and gave the $80 fee. MT came in after I was undressed and said could only do the 1/2 hr because they didn't have more girls and she had an appointment coming in. MT was older but had a great body. Despite wanting a younger MT and the full hour, I was already undressed, so agreed to the 1/2 hr, which was $60. I prefer my massages in the "medium" pressure range. After a couple minutes I let her know the pressure was too much but very little change as she continued. She got to my calves and I couldn't take the pressure. Requested less again but she said that was an important area for a lot of pressure. I basically squirmed under her pressure for 25 minutes. I didn't get her name but she said she used to be a chiropractor, so somebody out there must know her name. MS yelled something from the hallway about 25 minutes in and a minute later we were done. She seemed very rushed during the entire massage. I have never left Yun un-happy until this visit. Directly related to the lack of MT's.

I don't get to AMP's often and this was my 3rd visit in 3 years to Yun. My very first visit to an AMP was Yun and it was fantastic! This one, not at all, the trend has been down for me. Is $80 the going rate for a 1 hr massage in the Mt. Prospect area? Curious if the price changes day to day or if that is consistent?

You may not be new to AMPs but based on your posts, you're new to this forum. Do some digging. Read past posts and search for specific places. In the NW suburbs there are about a dozen decent places. But the talent and consistency are a constant problem. But you being a newb, will have to go to a few, post some reviews and contribute to the forum. $80 is on the high side $60-$70 is more the norm for an hour.

Whalecum, and good luck.

**DeltaPapa007** · 08-07-16 10:19

I had to make a trip down to ORD last Thursday (8/4) so figured I would get down to the area earlier and visit Yun. Arrived at about 10:45 am without an appointment, looking for an one hour massage. Led to a room by the MS and gave the $80 fee. MT came in after I was undressed and said could only do the 1/2 hr because they didn't have more girls and she had an appointment coming in. MT was older but had a great body. Despite wanting a younger MT and the full hour, I was already undressed, so agreed to the 1/2 hr, which was $60. I prefer my massages in the "medium" pressure range. After a couple minutes I let her know the pressure was too much but very little change as she continued. She got to my calves and I couldn't take the pressure. Requested less again but she said that was an important area for a lot of pressure. I basically squirmed under her pressure for 25 minutes. I didn't get her name but she said she used to be a chiropractor, so somebody out there must know her name. MS yelled something from the hallway about 25 minutes in and a minute later we were done. She seemed very rushed during the entire massage. I have never left Yun un-happy until this visit. Directly related to the lack of MT's.

I don't get to AMP's often and this was my 3rd visit in 3 years to Yun. My very first visit to an AMP was Yun and it was fantastic! This one, not at all, the trend has been down for me. Is $80 the going rate for a 1 hr massage in the Mt. Prospect area? Curious if the price changes day to day or if that is consistent?

**DMichaels69** · 08-05-16 21:42

I used to visit NEW LIFE frequently a couple years ago with "J". She was the youngest of the oldest there and I thought she was not bad looking. She gave an ok massage but a great back walk. She was a lot of fun and we always had some good laughs. Its possible she is still there so if you go try asking for her. I have been to Exercise and the problem was every time I went I got interrogated. I went three times and left happy once. To much hassle so I crossed that off the list.

Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]

I was there 3 years ago, once. A grandma took my money and put me in a room. Thought she was the MMS. No, she comes back and starts the massage. I told myself she'll leave and send in someone I actually want touching me. Nope. Massage was below average, then she flips me and asks me what I want. Damn me, I went through with it. What I want? I start going through a menu (my menu). No, no, no and no. What is avaialble? Mr. Handy, that's it. I say OK, and then she wants to negotiate. Amazing. Then she wants to charge me what I should get for free considering the disappointment to that point, and she wants what a much younger and far better looking MT would get for doing far more.

Far better alternative for non-FS, the spa of exercise on Algonquin.

**Sam Spade** · 08-05-16 18:51