Massage Parlor Reports

**Apollo007** · 08-02-16 14:41

Originally Posted by LetterCarrier [View Original Post]

Hit the other ga boards but couldn't fin d anything anybody aware of a good spot In the mtns.

There is / was a couple of months ago on 515, once you pass Blue Ridge look on the right and it's in a strip mall. Haven't been, report back if you go please.

**JWSouth** · 08-02-16 14:03

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/thp/5712735484.html

Googling the number from the CL ad pulls up hits for "Lavendar Chi" spa. Not sure if that's still the name; there's no biz name in the CL ad.

Another $40/ hr spot just down the street from (the original) Rose is, ah, interesting. Anybody got any hands-on experience at this spot? It'll be a minute until I'm back in that neck of the woods again and able to do my own recon.

**TheBlackHat** · 08-02-16 13:13

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5710176441.html

I saw this one about 2 weeks or so ago. Typical two call setup, she was pleasant over the phone and gave some easy to follow directions. She's in a quiet suburban space. I got to a slightly kept home, there was a dog running around and there was a hint of an odor but not potent enough to be a deal breaker for me. The massage room was clean, so were the towels, table, etc. She is the girl in the pic, the "blue" hair is more noticeable in person, she's extremely petite and 5 foot 2 at best maybe B cup but perky and nice nipples, shaved with a decent ass. Over the phone she told me 1. 0 for the hour, but for nude and the HE the total damage was 1. 3. The massage was a very good deep tissue style massage, she didn't do much roaming. I'll repeat for the massage, everything else was pretty standard. The HE there wasn't much ball play just a lot of lube and she went right to it.

**NuGuy36** · 08-02-16 10:27

Originally Posted by LetterCarrier [View Original Post]

Hit the other ga boards but couldn't fin d anything anybody aware of a good spot In the mtns.

Sorry bud, you're out of luck. You have no other choice than to put some pedal to the metal and head down to Atlanta or up to Asheville. Dream catcher who worked in Asheville, was one of my best ATF's, but she unfortunately retired about 3 months ago and moved to Florida.

**Apollo007** · 08-02-16 09:43

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

I'll let your dick keep in contact with someone else's spunk for 10 seconds. Sounds like the mythical 5-second rule for food dropped on the floor. My guess is that those situations were really meant as 5 or 10 nanoseconds, but typos when they went to print.

So I drew Alice, very good massage. Of course strong massage is $10 extra, OK fine. Then she ask "you want 90 min? I said no, 60 minutes, so she looks at me like I just said Newton's First Law of Motion. Some how she should patent that puzzled look. So, what can I say, I'm a sucker so I did 2 hrs for 100. She's ok looking, nothing special. I saw 2 girls on the way out better looking. No roaming allowed for Alice, but I left happy. I'll repeat but I'm calling ahead and asking who's available and taking anyone else besides Alice. Going to pay more attention to the towel situation.

**Letter Carrier** · 08-01-16 23:11

Hit the other ga boards but couldn't fin d anything anybody aware of a good spot In the mtns.

**Niteluvr** · 08-01-16 20:27

Originally Posted by GashyGuy [View Original Post]

That is like the famous 10-second rule. If it's not in direct contact with your junk for more than 10 seconds, it's considered clean and reusable!

I'll let your dick keep in contact with someone else's spunk for 10 seconds. Sounds like the mythical 5-second rule for food dropped on the floor. My guess is that those situations were really meant as 5 or 10 nanoseconds, but typos when they went to print.

**Gashy Guy** · 08-01-16 20:10

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Inch, thanks for the updated link. Unfortunately I tried the place out and have to report a towel re-use. I drew Coco, who I know I'd seen before but couldn't place it. Kinda weird session. She spoke no English, so the only attempt at conversation was asking for upgrades via a translator app on her phone. Seriously, how fucked is that? Average, maybe slightly below average massage, but didn't hesitate to make me happy. Tipped her 30 in the room, and then she took the towel, folded it, and rolled it up neatly back on the massage table. So whichever one of you fukkers was next got draped with a towel soaked in cream of cocknballs soup. Just makes me wonder which one of you fukkers' baby batter I got covered with. Paid the 40 house up front and bolted. Got home and took a shower. Then took another one. Not likely to repeat.

That is like the famous 10-second rule. If it's not in direct contact with your junk for more than 10 seconds, it's considered clean and reusable!

**JWSouth** · 08-01-16 14:57

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Inch, thanks for the updated link. Unfortunately I tried the place out and have to report a towel re-use. I drew Coco, who I know I'd seen before but couldn't place it. Kinda weird session. She spoke no English, so the only attempt at conversation was asking for upgrades via a translator app on her phone. Seriously, how fucked is that? Average, maybe slightly below average massage, but didn't hesitate to make me happy. Tipped her 30 in the room, and then she took the towel, folded it, and rolled it up neatly back on the massage table. So whichever one of you fukkers was next got draped with a towel soaked in cream of cocknballs soup. Just makes me wonder which one of you fukkers' baby batter I got covered with. Paid the 40 house up front and bolted. Got home and took a shower. Then took another one. Not likely to repeat.

Well, that's just plain nasty. Not that yet another incarnation of upcharging not-so-romper room was tempting, but that would have nuked it for sure. Steer clear, fellas. Seriously. Much better things to drop your green on.

**Niteluvr** · 08-01-16 14:36

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Inch, thanks for the updated link. Unfortunately I tried the place out and have to report a towel re-use. I drew Coco, who I know I'd seen before but couldn't place it. Kinda weird session. She spoke no English, so the only attempt at conversation was asking for upgrades via a translator app on her phone. Seriously, how fucked is that? Average, maybe slightly below average massage, but didn't hesitate to make me happy. Tipped her 30 in the room, and then she took the towel, folded it, and rolled it up neatly back on the massage table. So whichever one of you fukkers was next got draped with a towel soaked in cream of cocknballs soup. Just makes me wonder which one of you fukkers' baby batter I got covered with. Paid the 40 house up front and bolted. Got home and took a shower. Then took another one. Not likely to repeat.

Damn, I would have told her to was that towel!

**Cocknballs** · 08-01-16 14:02

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/5706975499.html

Inch, thanks for the updated link. Unfortunately I tried the place out and have to report a towel re-use. I drew Coco, who I know I'd seen before but couldn't place it. Kinda weird session. She spoke no English, so the only attempt at conversation was asking for upgrades via a translator app on her phone. Seriously, how fucked is that? Average, maybe slightly below average massage, but didn't hesitate to make me happy. Tipped her 30 in the room, and then she took the towel, folded it, and rolled it up neatly back on the massage table. So whichever one of you fukkers was next got draped with a towel soaked in cream of cocknballs soup. Just makes me wonder which one of you fukkers' baby batter I got covered with. Paid the 40 house up front and bolted. Got home and took a shower. Then took another one. Not likely to repeat.

**GreenEwok** · 08-01-16 00:40

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

never been to that rose, How much is entrance fee and all, and what did you get?

Payed 6/4, did the deep tissue massage with a table shower to start. Not sure if it was a first time thing or if they just don't follow the pricing, since I was expecting to pay $75 house for the table shower added in judging by the website prices. Technically ended with a handy, though not really ended since she moved on to my legs for a few minutes after the cleanup. Payed both house fee and tip together to the provider after the massage was done.

**Niteluvr** · 07-31-16 23:16

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Where did JW get this info? This has to be from an old AJC article, because all of those addresses are former massage parlors that have been closed down, some for years. Yes, 5302 was Kings, which just closed a couple months ago. 5201 was a place called Midori that was a few doors up from the place you mentioned. They closed down probably 5 years ago or more. That was a fun place and I got tons of FS there back in the day. 5141 was a place called Therapeutic Massage which was in the building with Italy Optical, and also closed at least 5 years ago. I never went there that much, but always got serviced. 5095 was a foot massage place, I forgot the name, but it was in the space where a wireless store is now. Never went there that much, but had happy times as well. It's also been closed for years.

Therapeutic brings back some great memories, such as I used to bang a 40-ish Korean lady raw with an amazing ass. Strange that the property has remained vacant since Therapeutic closed down. Midori was fun as well.

**Cocknballs** · 07-31-16 22:48

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Googled the addresses and they make no sense:
5095 - A Viet coffee shop. Certainly not a spa but maybe illegal gambling in the back?
5141 - Northern China Eatery. WTF?
5201 - Seems to be in Pinetree Plaza so it could be that foot massage place next to BoBo Garden, but they're always legit.
5302 - Seems to be the address for King's Foot, which is already out of business.

Where did JW get this info? This has to be from an old AJC article, because all of those addresses are former massage parlors that have been closed down, some for years. Yes, 5302 was Kings, which just closed a couple months ago. 5201 was a place called Midori that was a few doors up from the place you mentioned. They closed down probably 5 years ago or more. That was a fun place and I got tons of FS there back in the day. 5141 was a place called Therapeutic Massage which was in the building with Italy Optical, and also closed at least 5 years ago. I never went there that much, but always got serviced. 5095 was a foot massage place, I forgot the name, but it was in the space where a wireless store is now. Never went there that much, but had happy times as well. It's also been closed for years.