Massage Parlor Reports

[HornyAsianTeen]

So are there any recommendations out there for a teen or am I pretty much out of luck? Any places that'll take me?

[DragonSnake]

This joint caught my eye as well.

100 for VIP massage, sent them email asking for more info, but 2 days later no reply.

Called during my lunch, but it went to voice mail. Seriously doubt anything will be available there, but I've been wrong before.

[Hotcarl76]

I was at Brownstone a couple of days ago and Mamasan recognized me. I asked for Lisa and she confirmed that Lisa was available. I even got a confirmation from the old woman, Lee, who gave me the TS that both Lisa and Sue were working that day. It seemed the Parlor was busy, so I spent about 10 min in the Sauna and 5 min in the room. Then here came Sue. I knew Sue, so I told her that I was asking for Lisa. She then said that her middle name was Lisa. . It's not that I did not like Sue, I just wanted to try a different girl. Have you guys experienced something like this?

So, not only do they make up American names to go by while working here in the US, you actually think they go a step further and make a "middle name" for themselves? LOL! You just got stuck with less desirable chick.

[HornyAsianTeen]

Got to be at least 18, but if you're asian you're going to have more trouble, because you assumably look young. If you're trying to get full service at a korean owned shop the most you'll probably come away with is a HE, even if said shop offers FS. If you're around 18, the best you should expect to come away with is a HE.

So being over 18 but not 21 I'm most likely looking at just a HJ? No FS?

[DReynolds35]

Thanks. For the heads up. I'm taking my car in for service soon and was thinking of stopping here while I wait as they are with in walking distance but based off of this report I will not bother.

Don't waste your time. If you feel inclined, go to either Sophia's or Shiatsu on Mound. Both are a MUCH better option.

[Bonzo206]

So I let my little head get the best of me the other day and I stopped in Serendipity despite the so so reviews.

Walked in, greeted by a good looking 40'ish Asian by the name of Cindy. Paid the $0. 5 for 1/2 hr. She started a light fingertip "massage". This is normally what I like but she was clearly not into it. Teased the boys but it just wasn't very erotic. On the flip I am only semi at attention (can't remember the last time that happened when I was sober at an AMP). She starts negotiations, wants $0. 4 for HJ. I say no, $0. 2. She gets bitchy and starts her half assed fingertip massage on my legs. I said, well looks like we're done here and I get up to leave. She reluctantly agrees to the $0. 2. By this time I'm turned off. She finishes me but it was much less intense than it should be.

As I'm getting dressed she tells me to bring more $ next time or don't come back. Don't worry, I won't be.

Don't waste your time here fellas, much more worthy places around for a quality HJ.

[TullyBlanchard]

Has anyone hit up metro relaxation in Waterford by Kmart? I saw it on the way to work today.

This joint caught my eye as well.

[Throtbngr]

A new AMP opened up in SH on Van Dyke offering a table shower so I thought I'd give it a try. . 5 hh massage was just ok, and there were signs in the room stating that no sexual activity was taking place. Not surprisingly, not even a whiff that any extras would be happening. I took the table shower after the massage. Started on my back and on the flip, the girl covered up my junk with a towel. Not a good sign. The girl I had as a bit heavy, tall, decent size tits, but not very good looking. Seemed like she would rather be somewhere else. Will not repeat.

Thanks. For the heads up. I'm taking my car in for service soon and was thinking of stopping here while I wait as they are with in walking distance but based off of this report I will not bother.

[HeeJung47]

Hit 2 places over the weekend. Saturday went to Sophia Spa on Van Dyke and 19 Mile. Got Lisa. Quite possibly the prettiest girl I have ever seen at a massage parlor here in Michigan. Gorgeous face, great smile, and speaks very well. Massage was fantastic and ending was even better. 80 for an hour and 40 dollar tip. Better hurry if you want to see her though, said she won't be here long. Sunday went to the new Tijuana Spa on Van Dyke between 15 and 16. Complete opposite in the looks department. Don't remember the girls name, but looked like she might be Yao Mings sister. Was the biggest Chinese girl I have ever seen in my life. Had to be 6-2 and weigh a solid 215. Could start at fullback for the Lions. Good massage, no happy ending and couldn't speak a word of english to save her life. Also didn't like that an old American man led me to my room and he talked way too much, kind of creepy. 65 for an hour, gave no tip because she gave no HE, won't repeat.

[Maul1710]

I recently stopped by Silver while traveling. Paid for the hour, got a thorough TS and then on to sit in the sauna, which they didn't even turn on. Noticed what appears to be a mic hanging down in the ceiling of the sauna. Back to the room with Sasha, a curvy early 40's / late 30's girl. She looked good, better than many I've seen in past. If you like large naturals (to my eyes), she should do nicely. In the room, I noticed the mirror appeared to be two-way, though I couldn't see an access point from outside. While I recognize the girls need safety, in retrospect I'm somewhat concerned. Big head didn't win out though. She walked on my back, gave an okay rub down, and opened negotiations. She tried to upsell or else down service but in the end, accepted $1. 00 for tip on CFS. Multiple positions, everything covered. Session was good, price was right, girl was pretty. Just kind of concerned about the mirror issue. Maybe I'm just overly cautious.

Also stopped at M1 a few months back. Had a great session with a shorter girl, large bolts, a little older in the face. She didn't give me a name when asked though by previous posters' descriptions, I have to think I caught Yellow on one of her last days. Nothing to add on her reports that wasn't already discussed.

[Nyybry]

Actually, there were a few reports about this place. Most of the people got legit massage. Someone said that he got HJ every time he went on Sunday and another one said that he got it from Yoyo. Being there three times, I have got no luck from this location though.

I checked this place out when it first opened. Pretty decent massage but no hint of anything (extra). Considering the ad says 50 for an hour could return but it should be considered a strictly legitimate place, the guy who previously made comments about receiving a happy ending must of been dreaming or in another establishment.

[SuperJason2]

I was at Brownstone a couple of days ago and Mamasan recognized me. I asked for Lisa and she confirmed that Lisa was available. I even got a confirmation from the old woman, Lee, who gave me the TS that both Lisa and Sue were working that day. It seemed the Parlor was busy, so I spent about 10 min in the Sauna and 5 min in the room. Then here came Sue. I knew Sue, so I told her that I was asking for Lisa. She then said that her middle name was Lisa. . It's not that I did not like Sue, I just wanted to try a different girl. Have you guys experienced something like this?

[DutchCourage3]

Has anyone hit up metro relaxation in Waterford by Kmart? I saw it on the way to work today.

[SuperJason2]

Listed on the "massage" section of Backpage I decided to TOFTT since I could not find any review here. I was lured by the $50/ hour and mainly the $100/ hour 4 hand. So I went with the 4 hand. Place is very visible and the signs on the window made me think very legit, but I decided to go for it. Got 2 ladies, mid 40's, did not get names, nothing amazing. The massage was truly amazing. Highly recommend the 4 hand. Some grazing, good buttock and leg massage, turned over half way (they keep pushing the table shower for $10/ more) towards the end the short one massages the stomach reaching over from above your head. Boobs inside shirt in my face the whole time. Very suggestive. But absolutely no HE. Nada! The won't do it. But still pushing the table shower. They offer a $10 off card at the door for any service over $65 . But of course I mention this and that's when NO ONE fucking speaks English. They clean my oil off and I head to the door. They now can speak fluently about the tip. Gave $10 each and got that pouty look and literally told them. "You should be happy! I usually don't give a dime unless I get my balls polished!

Actually, there were a few reports about this place. Most of the people got legit massage. Someone said that he got HJ every time he went on Sunday and another one said that he got it from Yoyo. Being there three times, I have got no luck from this location though.

[NewCleve]

Having partaken in both the Detroit and Chicago areas my opinion "most" of the AMP providers are in the same "quality" range. Here in CHI, you pay more and get the same quality you get for less in the motorcity. There was a spa that recently got busted that had high quality providers, but at $80 plus $120 and up depending on the provider. That hits the wallet hard when you can spend less and maintain a higher frequency. Now, if I had an unlimited budget I would have a different approach entirely.

As someone who's played both cities, I would agree. There is potential for slightly hotter providers in Chicago, but it's pricier. I went to M1 last summer and thought it was a total dump, parking lot aside.

Silver Spa seems promising, will visit in a few weeks when I'm back in the area.