Massage Parlor Reports

**SaintChuck** · 07-26-16 23:36

Originally Posted by Jaxnewbie1 [View Original Post]

Wanted to try trinity, but no one answered when I called thrice. Headed to SUNSPA in bartlett. Their ad shows number of women. Though I know its not real. Gave it a shot.

Short story. Don even bother.

Jst two people working. Mid 35 to 40 . Went in to the room. There are not actually rooms, the walls on either sides go up only to an certain height. They do not reach the ceiling.

Very avg massage. No tease. On the flip, was asked to do self service. Now comes the insane part. 40 $ for self service. I was like WTF, I said no. Put my clothes on, left. Gave a 10 $ tip for the avg massage.

Never ever again.

There are reports about both of these places in the Roselle Thread and Il-Other Areas / Elgin. Both places are crappy and not worth it. The last time I was at the place in Bartlett it was called Red Bean and it is a complete dump. The walls don't even come close to the ceiling, the rooms are the size of a janitors closet and the floor had a nice sticky coating of bodily fluids from when they were giving HJ's. This is at least the third different AMP at this location in the past year. Even if they start giving extras eventually, the place is a dump. SaintChuck.

**MongerAlways** · 07-26-16 20:27

Had a dream about wellness spa in oak park. Paid. 48 for an hr. No hints at xtra at all. I took a chance bc it was cheap. They also have a weird colon machine. I saw a video. Apparently all these clients put a tube up themselves and you then poop. You actually see it in the machine. Um, yea, so needless to say I didn't try that LOL. I think this place will be legit but YMMV. I would not repeat.

**WretchedBliss** · 07-26-16 19:47

I was there last week. The masseuse was prolly late 30's early 40's and decent looking. She had c cups and some baby fat. Her face was 6. 5/10. Massage was really good though! Very strong. HE was good, but a bit too much oil on junior. I recommend going there, but will try the other MTs though. Happy hunting and stay safe!

**BrutusB74** · 07-26-16 18:14

Originally Posted by Jaxnewbie1 [View Original Post]

Wanted to try trinity, but no one answered when I called thrice. Headed to SUNSPA in bartlett. Their ad shows number of women. Though I know its not real. Gave it a shot.

Short story. Don even bother.

Jst two people working. Mid 35 to 40 . Went in to the room. There are not actually rooms, the walls on either sides go up only to an certain height. They do not reach the ceiling.

Very avg massage. No tease. On the flip, was asked to do self service. Now comes the insane part. 40 $ for self service. I was like WTF, I said no. Put my clothes on, left. Gave a 10 $ tip for the avg massage.

Never ever again.

Don't even bother with Trinity either. I have it two times and was refused extras both times. And don't let the under new management fool you. Walked in, saw the same one that refused me, told her good day and left.

**FrankyCando** · 07-26-16 17:54

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

Good luck with the venture. BTW we would all know its legit so why not know and help donate, hmmmmm. I promise not to steal your side dish away from you.

**Ron M** · 07-26-16 16:29

Originally Posted by JeffA [View Original Post]

I've spoken to her on the phone. As the ad says, $150 is for just a THERAPEUTIC massage. If you want a HE, that'll cost you another $50. I don't think it's worth it.

It's not worth it. 200 for a Theraputic Massage and HJ ending is expensive. Heck even the Massage itself is expensive at 150.

**Jeff A** · 07-26-16 14:41

Originally Posted by SamPoulos [View Original Post]

Please let me know your experience with Paige. I plan to TOFTT and will report back.

Thank you.

Sam.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-me/10667782

I've spoken to her on the phone. As the ad says, $150 is for just a THERAPEUTIC massage. If you want a HE, that'll cost you another $50. I don't think it's worth it.

**Rocket Dork** · 07-26-16 10:34

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

You don't trust your fellow mongers? LOL! Congratulations Rocket Dork.

**Magooski** · 07-26-16 09:28

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Hay old man I don't think you could take 2 cans at one time.

I can Handel 2 cans of pop. Now 2 pops would be a problem for me! I really meant I got 2 cans of diet Pepsie! Haa!

**Jim154** · 07-26-16 06:33

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

Best of luck with this new venture. I hope it goes well for the both of you!

**ChockWow** · 07-26-16 01:13

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

Best of luck to the both of you! Keep us up to date when it opens and how business is once it gets going.

**Bob521** · 07-26-16 00:49

Well, today I bought a Legit Massage Shop for My Friend. (Technically it was a loan.) It's legit, and to protect the innocent, I can't reveal the name or location. Not even by PM.

**SamPoulos** · 07-26-16 00:16

Please let me know your experience with Paige. I plan to TOFTT and will report back.

Thank you.

Sam.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-me/10667782

**BReyes** · 07-25-16 23:16

My GF and I are finally getting a night in the city tomorrow. We've been wanting an AMP couples massage with a HE for me. She's the best! Our question is about Ding on Archer, it looks from the CL ad that they cater to couples but are the masseuses reasonably attrractive? Or putting it another way, is this the place for us or should we go next door or elsewhere tomorrow? Thanks for any input, it might end up we TTFTT but it doesn't hurt to ask!

**Jameson290** · 07-25-16 22:43

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...lable/27588990

Just had my second visit with Hadit and both outcalls. Multiple girls work there so not sure how others might differ. Hadit is much better looking in person. Very petite (but still nice boobs. Small but perky), Asian but from the states, and is in school. She tries hard on her massage and it's enjoyable. She like to talk but I do too, I think it makes the sessions better.

$. 6 is the damage. Standard finish, cool with roaming everywhere but inside the panties. Obviously, a bit pricey but she'll strip down to just panties and gave a quick peek this time. She got more playful this time so I feel like more can be negotiated if she's into it. I know a lot of people don't like to "waste" their time getting a girl comfortable but I enjoy the process so it doesn't bother me.

Will repeat since she is very pretty, solid massage, and punctual. My main agenda.