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[JJLuvv]

Last month I helped Colerain Kim out (I had just had surgery and was on the DL anyway, and she had had some bad luck and was in a tough place). She promised to make it up to me, but scheduling didn't work out. She kept contacting ME to find a time for our make-up session! We finally connected, and she was off the charts hot (as in, "your hot girlfriend shows you she has been doing her porn-watching homework" hot.) She really is a sweet person, and wanted to show her appreciation for helping her when she needed it. Generally, I wouldn't pay out money without service, but in this case- Well, if all my investments turned out this well I could retire now!

I'm not suggesting that advancing money is a good idea, but in this case I feel that I helped a good person and it paid off in multiple good ways. Please, fellow mongers, treat the good ones right.

The good dr.

Tipping my glass your way, very cool of you.

[JJLuvv]

At least one of us had a great weekend. LOL. That drama spilled over into some other things that caused us to not meet. First time that had happened, but disappointing nonetheless.

Sounds like Gracie was able to pull through over the weekend - Good for her.

The oil-slathered wrestling concept is intriguing. Any rules?

TGM

None that I could remember. She got so hot over the date that pretty much all inhibitions were lost.

[DrDave39]

Last month I helped Colerain Kim out (I had just had surgery and was on the DL anyway, and she had had some bad luck and was in a tough place). She promised to make it up to me, but scheduling didn't work out. She kept contacting ME to find a time for our make-up session! We finally connected, and she was off the charts hot (as in, "your hot girlfriend shows you she has been doing her porn-watching homework" hot.) She really is a sweet person, and wanted to show her appreciation for helping her when she needed it. Generally, I wouldn't pay out money without service, but in this case- Well, if all my investments turned out this well I could retire now!

I'm not suggesting that advancing money is a good idea, but in this case I feel that I helped a good person and it paid off in multiple good ways. Please, fellow mongers, treat the good ones right.

The good dr.

[Jwjwjw]

Visited Crissee this afternoon, and boy am I glad I did. She is everything I hoped she would be. Location on the west side is very, very clean and feels quite safe. Once inside, we chatted for a bit as she was getting more comfortable. Shortly after, I began to get more comfortable. Before I knew it, we had been sitting there as comfortable as the day we were born, chatting for about ten minutes. Following that, the service was predictable, but nice. PM only for details, but rest assured, I was very happy with my time with her. She is definitely on my repeat list. Crissee is an absolute sweetheart, and I encourage you to treat her as such. I really can't say enough good things about her.

[Nky2000]

I met SexySassy this weekend. It was an early morning date that was setup a couple of days in advance. Great comms from Sass with verification the day before and the morning of she is a very early riser. Incall was on the North side of Cincy. There was no smoke smell and it felt very safe. Sass was very sexy and sweet. The date was very GFE, Sass was very skilled, vocal and has a ton of energy. I found her to be very, very attractive. I left very happy and will repeat very highly recommended!

[FatDaddy3750]

Had the pleasure of meeting this lovely lady.

After exchanging several text we set a time.

When I arrived she was in a nice black nighty.

Had a very warm welcome. LL really know how to please and has talent. Left very happy. I would definitely see her again.

Why (.

I saw her last fall before the baby and had great times. Prego is not my thing, so I let her get her body back in shape. I had been communicating with her about apology (yes or no), ad wording and an appointment since 7/14. I still have not received a response since then.

Check below text #6991 in Rants, etc. And use your best judgment.

[FatDaddy3750]

And I'm sorry but if your stuff stuff taste like curry garlic or asparagus I'm not swallowing that its gross I like it sweet and smooth.

I think we have defined the parameters.

Guys: show a little courtesy and watch your diets. Sexy little Me and I had mutually satisfying experiences until I visited LSM after a night of beer, sliders and onion rings. She said her taste / gag had never been tested before; since then I can't get a response. It wasn't the gag.

I'd drink a barrel of pineapple juice, which supposedly helps, if LSM would pm / text me.

[LTL429]

At least one of us had a great weekend. LOL. That drama spilled over into some other things that caused us to not meet. First time that had happened, but disappointing nonetheless.

Sounds like Gracie was able to pull through over the weekend - Good for her.

The oil-slathered wrestling concept is intriguing. Any rules?

TGM

I can only speak for myself and absolutely no white knighting from me. I've dreamt of her half a dozen times since she's been here. Gracie has always been good to me. Never been late or no showed me and our dreams have always been fun and she's been a cool chick to talk too. That being said YMMV with any provider on any given dream. I've had a few that have come highly reviewed on here and they have been nightmares for me. Stay safe and have fun.

[Electro1023]

Had the pleasure of meeting this lovely lady.

After exchanging several text we set a time.

When I arrived she was in a nice black nighty.

Had a very warm welcome. LL really know how to please and has talent. Left very happy. I would definitely see her again.

[TheGenteelMan]

Actually she made my weekend. And my ATF list.

I contacted her amidst some drama she was enduring from members chronically no-showing on her, to the point she realized she was constantly being pranked. I would say she certainly had her guard up! Lucky for me, all of my texts to her from previous attempts to meet were still in her cache. She knew I was genuine about wanting to meet the following evening. When that evening rolled around, I had NO IDEA what to expect. I knew she was going to be chatty, she long-texts like you're best friends. I think that's a sweet trait, honestly, some adult conversation with a stranger that I wanted to sleep with took be back to the days of AOL messenger. So I pitched a kinky fetish of mine to her, oil wrestling, to which she was eager to take on! Her home is a small apt in old Milford area, no pets / kids / smoke. Very safe but I'll have you know there are some punk ass kids who smoke / skate on the front steps; I grit and bared through the entry way. Opened the door w / out knocking as she instructed, and found a very scantly dressed, brunette in the kitchen. She keeps her place very tidy, with splashes of art all through out; she's VERY creative (pun intended). Gracie is about 5'7" with soft, milky-white skin, long brunette hair and a 4 pack of abs. Yea, I said a 4 pack! She's got the body of a stripper; very perky tits, a deliciously round ass and confidence in high heels (or boots too, I later found out). She loves to talk. LOVES to talk. Very vocal person. When we got busy, she rattled off dirty talk like a Vivid video.

We unfolded a tarp, changed the digital music stream to something a bit more fitting (\m / METAL \m / stripped each other down and lubed up with a bottle of baby oil. We slid all over the place, bumping and grinding, flopping, flailing, exchanging top / dominant position. Gracie REALLY unleashed her wild side, begging me to do more to her than I had expected; pull her hair, smack her, chocke her, lock up her arms, talk dirty. I can't even find words to describe every aspect of the encounter but PORN STAR would suit! The whole situation left me wanting more. SO much more that I returned the following day for more fun.

Gracie is not for the faint at heart! She's a raw, deviant woman with a powerful sex drive.

At least one of us had a great weekend. LOL. That drama spilled over into some other things that caused us to not meet. First time that had happened, but disappointing nonetheless.

Sounds like Gracie was able to pull through over the weekend - Good for her.

The oil-slathered wrestling concept is intriguing. Any rules?

TGM

[ThisOnesOnMe]

My apologies to Chrissee! I knew I was leaving somebody out and she def needs to be on this list. As far as Silk or any other provider who does not do CIM. There is no way you even qualify for this list. If you don't do CIM, that means you truly don't love giving bjs. The girls who make this list love giving bjs and it shows. Now on luscious lips, I scheduled appointment the night before for a 10 am appointment. She agreed and said text at 9. I did and crickets. I'll never know if she belongs on the list because she will never get any of my $.

I've been on the fence about visiting her. For whatever reason, I'm always real hesitant to visit any of the girls on BP. Whether that is an unfounded fear or not, the recent spate of positive reviews is slowly forcing me to reconsider my decision.

[ThisOnesOnMe]

After plans with 2 other providers failed to work out on Friday evening and despite it being late, I decided to take a leap and give her another chance. You may remember that I had attempted unsuccessfully to see her twice previously. She had apologized for the scheduling problems / cancellations, but I had yet to go back. From first text until arrival was right around 2 hours. She responded to my texts within about 15 minutes. NB. She didn't immediately respond to my texts, rather there was a delay of approximately 15-20 minutes from the time I texted until I received her response.

I found her to be more attractive in person than the pics in her ad. She is on the shorter side, nice rack, and was dressed in a form fitting bodysuit type thing. We chatted for a few minutes, and I asked her point blank what was up with the no shows. For the record, I'm not white-knighting, I'm reporting (paraphrasing of course) back what I was told. She said having received a couple of good reviews, her phone started blowing up. She flat out admitted that she screwed up and was trying to squeeze more people in each day. I asked her why there was a delay in her text responses and she blamed it on the cheap Walmart phone. Ironically, I believed her when she blamed it on the phone because her texts would come across in multiple texts, as though they were character limited and despite the fact that they were not lengthy. I didn't even know they still made phones that were character limited.

The pro's.

-I noticed there was a pile of what looked and smelled like freshly laundered blankets. I asked about them, and she said she always put a clean blanket down between visitors. I follow in the footsteps of KenwoodJack and have a "travel bag" that I take into every visit. Change of clothes, plastic bag, blanket, bluetooth speaker, gift for the lady (situational), beverage choice of the lady and one for me, any extra party favors, etc.

-Her oral skills were truly fantastic. She edged me in a manner and for a duration like I've never experienced. It wasn't the typical roller-coaster type edging that others have provided, but rather like waves on the ocean. She very slowly built up to that point, then just as slowly backed off. She was definitely in it to please me and asked multiple times "did I like this? What about this?

-She has a sweet almost demure voice, she also talks and is vocal while she works.

-I typically am always a bit nervous when meeting a new provider. She looked at me, said "just talk" and then essentially started seducing me. She was totally in the driver's seat (which I really enjoy).

I thoroughly enjoyed myself and will repeat.

[FunTimer1]

Went and saw Colerain Kim last Friday. She was careful and asked for references. Once confirmed we set a time. WOW This chick is great. Location was and. Cincy. Full GFE and a great attitude. I will repeat but its kinda hard for me to get to that part of town. I wish she was on the west side!

[JJLuvv]

Actually she made my weekend. And my ATF list.

I contacted her amidst some drama she was enduring from members chronically no-showing on her, to the point she realized she was constantly being pranked. I would say she certainly had her guard up! Lucky for me, all of my texts to her from previous attempts to meet were still in her cache. She knew I was genuine about wanting to meet the following evening. When that evening rolled around, I had NO IDEA what to expect. I knew she was going to be chatty, she long-texts like you're best friends. I think that's a sweet trait, honestly, some adult conversation with a stranger that I wanted to sleep with took be back to the days of AOL messenger. So I pitched a kinky fetish of mine to her, oil wrestling, to which she was eager to take on! Her home is a small apt in old Milford area, no pets / kids / smoke. Very safe but I'll have you know there are some punk ass kids who smoke / skate on the front steps; I grit and bared through the entry way. Opened the door w / out knocking as she instructed, and found a very scantly dressed, brunette in the kitchen. She keeps her place very tidy, with splashes of art all through out; she's VERY creative (pun intended). Gracie is about 5'7" with soft, milky-white skin, long brunette hair and a 4 pack of abs. Yea, I said a 4 pack! She's got the body of a stripper; very perky tits, a deliciously round ass and confidence in high heels (or boots too, I later found out). She loves to talk. LOVES to talk. Very vocal person. When we got busy, she rattled off dirty talk like a Vivid video.

We unfolded a tarp, changed the digital music stream to something a bit more fitting (\m / METAL \m / stripped each other down and lubed up with a bottle of baby oil. We slid all over the place, bumping and grinding, flopping, flailing, exchanging top / dominant position. Gracie REALLY unleashed her wild side, begging me to do more to her than I had expected; pull her hair, smack her, chocke her, lock up her arms, talk dirty. I can't even find words to describe every aspect of the encounter but PORN STAR would suit! The whole situation left me wanting more. SO much more that I returned the following day for more fun.

Gracie is not for the faint at heart! She's a raw, deviant woman with a powerful sex drive.

[Pointer100]

Just went to see Kymberli earlier and my my my. There is no cim but even without that I had a fantastic time. Kymberli definitely gets into and is very vocal. Hillbillybob is right about DATY being wet and tasty! Will I repeat sure will when time allows.

She is very cute, beautiful eyes. She enjoys what she does and is very good at it. Top 3 bbj, ATF material for sure!