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[EddieBoy1]

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[Chet Font]

Stopped in at Kimjoe's for 1 hr of excellent tease from the veteran massuese and DIY (of course). Room was chilly and she left the room twice after having me at attention and then the letdown. Better experience than most, but prefer younger talent. Not sure I will repeat.

Lee looks great considering she recently had a stroke. Her sister looks better although she doesn't speak much English. Got to play with sis after a lame massage from the chunky black chick, Kiara. The hot black chick is Angelique. If you don't ask for the girls by name, you'll get stuck with someone who doesn't seem interested in you having a good time. Yeah, it was too fucking cold in that first room.

Start the DIY to prove you're not a cop, then let her know you want some action from her.

[Chet Font]

I was in to see Victoria in early June and she stated that they only have the So. Co location. Richmond Heights no longer open. While she is a beauty and a great body with a fantastic ass. Everything was an upsell for no bra. Or only the g-string. Sorry but a 30 min massage is not worth $. 60 IMO.

Collinsville must be closed, too. I called the number I used last year and some dude said I had the wrong number.

[Chet Font]

Went to Sakura last night for a 60 minute massage. Said her name was Sarah, not bad looking, slim, said she was 30 but I can never tell. Uncovered on stomach, massage wasn't great, not much teasing, little butthole rubbing though, covered Johnny on flip. Time was up and asked if I wanted more time so paid for another half hour in hopes of HE, said she doesn't do that, but encouraged diy while I rubbed her ass. Had table shower for afterward which was nice. Pretty typical AMP. Oh and there are those reverse peep holes in the doors to all the rooms FYI.

Shit, she told me she was 25. In the lobby she looked more like 35-40 but she has a nice rack and a sweet looking ass.

[Chet Font]

I had exactly same experience with same massasue. The only decision I took to opt $10 Table Shower instead extra 30 minutes. The butt play was nice with some tickeling but rest is just a regular massage with cover. She said that she doesn't do that. Also, the front desk manager had opened the door once at 30-40 minutes of the massage.

Might return when dream of some different story here.

Did a 60 min massage for. 5 plus. 1 for table shower with Sarah today. Undressed and laid on the table uncovered which is what she asked me to do. On the flip, she handed me a towel. Walked to the table shower room in a towel and she insisted that I leave my clothes in the massage room. Took off the towel for the table shower and she's got her face less than 3 feet away from my junk. Overall a pleasant experience and will probably repeat.

Tipped. 1 and she seemed grateful but she's only been in the states for 2 weeks. I'm thinking this chick probably did HJs in China for $5. If the hot little asian at the front desk is the one gazing through the peepholes, let her look. . 6 for a massage and a table shower is a hell of alot better than anything I ever got at Sunrise, Evergreen or Riverside and I spent hundreds at those ripoff joints.

[Opollo]

LTB's report is correct except my appt was not delayed. And her place is kind of hard to find but just keep driving! You'll find it and leave happy. P.S. I didn't opt for FS but I'm pretty sure it was getting ready to happen but I would have declined.

Nikki does that to clients she doesn't want to see. She has never been late for me.

[OldDawg]

So I have been beating myself up all week over the mistakes I made. You guys and your support has caused me to reflect on what I did right. This is as important to share as my mistakes.

I was going to give the money up one way or another that night. I'd rather had been spent a different way but I didn't get hurt or have the police show up.

Burner phone. The burner phone is invaluable. She can't look me up and try to harass me for more because she doesn't really know who I am.

I've been doing this since the late 80's, yes I'm old. This is the worst situation I've ever encountered. It isn't the first time I've been robbed it is just the worst scene I've encountered. It was bound to happen and it reminds me how important it is too pay attention in this hobby. It is just as dangerous as trying to tame alligators, they can turn on you at any moment.

So thanks St. Louis guys for the support. I will write more reports and reviews as I don't write often. I need to support and give back more often.

Thanks for your report man, and don't beat yourself up. I promise you every guy on here has been through something that still makes us cringe. Maybe someday I'll post my "But you said you wanted a butt plug" story. Although I suggest reading it with a shot of something!

[OldDawg]

Saw Selena at Massage Bunny for hh session. Cute, nice legs and ass. No teasing, and I started thinking that she was taking a long time working on my back. All of a sudden time was up, even before the flip. When I indicated that I had expected HE, she said that I didn't ask for it when we started. What?? Left unhappy.

That's my nightmare man. I'm not paying that kind of money for an uninspired rub and no tug. Sorry it happened to you, but thanks for taking it for the team and reporting.

[Waterboy3]

Thanks for posting this. This stuff is under reported and therefore succeeds more often than it should. I think you did the best you could under the circumstances and I applaude you for not letting a bad situation turn into something much worse.

I am sorry to say that I have learned the hard way how to be prepared for this. A cop turned lawyer clued me in and it worked for me several years ago in Columbus. The thing to avoid, and the only real world legal issue I faced was a charge for "solicitation" (assuming Things did not get physical). There was one in the room and her associate was down the hallway.

I calmly called the front desk as she was alternating between threatening and acting like LEO and told the clerk "I have an uninvited guest in my room that is belligerent and Refusing to leave. Can you help me?. I thanked the clerk, hung up and said " the police will be here in a minute, would you like leave now? She left with her friend.

The police called me, but did not come by. I told them it was an angry woman I had never met; that I foolishly let her in, but she was calling me by someone else's name (never use your real name). I told them she left when I called, I described her and her friend. He asked me, twice, if I had done anything to make her think she was invited and I said no. She was not who I was expecting, so I did not lie. I did get some paperwork in the mail as a follow-up.

So I have been beating myself up all week over the mistakes I made. You guys and your support has caused me to reflect on what I did right. This is as important to share as my mistakes.

I was going to give the money up one way or another that night. I'd rather had been spent a different way but I didn't get hurt or have the police show up.

Burner phone. The burner phone is invaluable. She can't look me up and try to harass me for more because she doesn't really know who I am.

I've been doing this since the late 80's, yes I'm old. This is the worst situation I've ever encountered. It isn't the first time I've been robbed it is just the worst scene I've encountered. It was bound to happen and it reminds me how important it is too pay attention in this hobby. It is just as dangerous as trying to tame alligators, they can turn on you at any moment.

So thanks St. Louis guys for the support. I will write more reports and reviews as I don't write often. I need to support and give back more often.

[Jfouquet]

LTB's report is correct except my appt was not delayed. And her place is kind of hard to find but just keep driving! You'll find it and leave happy. P.S. I didn't opt for FS but I'm pretty sure it was getting ready to happen but I would have declined.

FYI. THIS IS THE SAME REPORT AS ON BACKPAGE THREAD.

Jeez Louise! Can't stand it when a fully grown man whines like that. Get a grip!! Sigh. I didn't want to do this review, as I don't want to be a buzzkill, and I want to be fair and listen to other reports, too. Here goes. I saw her about 6 months ago.

Natalie is 60+, but an excellent body, fit and shapely. She can do a massage pretty well. Her apartment is not easy to find and takes a good deal of ingenuity to even get in the building. But then once you find it, her place is clean, but the massage space is cramped and not very comfy. The lighting is nice, and she does make an effort to do a somewhat passable massage. She must have liked me, because as we finished the massage and Mr. Happy came to attention, she climbed aboard for a lovely ride. Yes, she did. Since I'm about her age it was a welcome event and I enjoyed it immensely. OK, so that's the good stuff.

The bad: My 6 pm appointment was delayed more than 45 minutes with the typical Nikki-of-Clayton stall tactics. I almost took off, but I was hopeful, so I stayed.

More bad: I called her a few weeks later and we set up an appointment. 30 minutes before, she texts to reschedule. For when? "Like 2 hours from now?" OK, I say. 90 minutes later I text her and she never answers. The next day, I text her to ask what happened. Her reply was full of barely believable excuses and a promise to make it up to me later that evening. We set a time. 30 minutes before the scheduled massage, I text her to confirm that I'm on my way. No answer. The next day, some profuse apologies and she nearly begs me to let her make it up to me.

Nope. I don't play those games. Too many options to play games with a game player like her. My time is as valuable as hers, and such unprofessionalism doesn't work for me. Maybe you'll have a better result when you make your appointment.

Feeling like an old curmudgeon here, but not willing to apologize either.

LTB.

[MScofield]

Went to Sakura last night for a 60 minute massage. Said her name was Sarah, not bad looking, slim, said she was 30 but I can never tell. Uncovered on stomach, massage wasn't great, not much teasing, little butthole rubbing though, covered Johnny on flip. Time was up and asked if I wanted more time so paid for another half hour in hopes of HE, said she doesn't do that, but encouraged diy while I rubbed her ass. Had table shower for afterward which was nice. Pretty typical AMP. Oh and there are those reverse peep holes in the doors to all the rooms FYI.

I had exactly same experience with same massasue. The only decision I took to opt $10 Table Shower instead extra 30 minutes. The butt play was nice with some tickeling but rest is just a regular massage with cover. She said that she doesn't do that. Also, the front desk manager had opened the door once at 30-40 minutes of the massage.

Might return when dream of some different story here.

[EddieBoy1]

Sun Li has the same peep holes in the doors. I went there once and while I was there I was sitting on the couch that faces the rooms and the boss comes around the corner and looks right into the room through the peep hole for about 30 seconds. Not cool.

Covered the peep hole with massage cream. LOL.

[Bill Bradsky]

Pretty typical AMP. Oh and there are those reverse peep holes in the doors to all the rooms FYI.

Sun Li has the same peep holes in the doors. I went there once and while I was there I was sitting on the couch that faces the rooms and the boss comes around the corner and looks right into the room through the peep hole for about 30 seconds. Not cool.

[PilotPete]

I made the worst decision, ever, tonight while trying to set up a date.

So I had a nice hotel room and was anxious to set date. I texted for a couple of hours and hit on a new one. I remembered seeing a warning about the ad but it was more LE than a scam / ripoff, or so I thought. I found some other ads for her in other city's so I figured she was real, the dates seemed legit, however there are no reviews, none.

We agree to multiple hours and lots of unspoken fun.

Then she asks me to set up an uber ride for her? Little head thought, that is safe.

Then she asked for room and last name to verify. Little head doesn't like that at all so I lied about the name.

I asked for a picture of her and it was awesome, so she asks for one of me, little head thought I was going to date and marry this girl, I guess, so I sent it.

I will skip to the biggest mistakes I made, because their aren't enough above.

She knocked on the door, I looked out the peep hole as I was opening the door and pow, in the door was a very large black woman, nothing like the 110 lbs blonde boom shell in the picture. She was in and demanding money at the top of her voice, very loud, in a very nice hotel, did I mention she was bigger than me in height and girth, and very loud.

I had negotiated multiple hours and big dollars because I wanted to add to my mistakes tonight and make sure I didn't leave any mistakes untouched.

So while she is in the room and "calling for backup" on her cell phone. Saying things like get up here now, which I don't think was legit, she started getting out of control. We were pushing each other and tussling.

I tried to negotiate and she got more belligerent and louder. It ended with me giving her a shit ton of money and pushing her out.

Here is how she had me. I could have called the front desk and cops and said I let her in thinking she was house keeping, except for the fact that she got there on my Uber account. I could have said I didn't arrange for a hooker at my hotel except she has a text, from a burner phone, with my picture in the text chain.

I made the best decision I could at the moment by giving her the money. It had me scared in lots of ways. It could have been worse. This is the second time I've been ripped off, and both times my fault for sure, so watch out and be careful.

I cancelled a bunny appointment for this, I am kicking myself in the ass like no-ones business. I am trying to be thankful it wasn't worse.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...shell/21501931

Thanks for posting this. This stuff is under reported and therefore succeeds more often than it should. I think you did the best you could under the circumstances and I applaude you for not letting a bad situation turn into something much worse.

I am sorry to say that I have learned the hard way how to be prepared for this. A cop turned lawyer clued me in and it worked for me several years ago in Columbus. The thing to avoid, and the only real world legal issue I faced was a charge for "solicitation" (assuming Things did not get physical). There was one in the room and her associate was down the hallway.

I calmly called the front desk as she was alternating between threatening and acting like LEO and told the clerk "I have an uninvited guest in my room that is belligerent and Refusing to leave. Can you help me?. I thanked the clerk, hung up and said " the police will be here in a minute, would you like leave now? She left with her friend.

The police called me, but did not come by. I told them it was an angry woman I had never met; that I foolishly let her in, but she was calling me by someone else's name (never use your real name). I told them she left when I called, I described her and her friend. He asked me, twice, if I had done anything to make her think she was invited and I said no. She was not who I was expecting, so I did not lie. I did get some paperwork in the mail as a follow-up.

[PilotPete]

Guys who have followed this forum for a number of years recall this mature massage gal in Florissant. Always a lot of drama about her phone style, her unbelievable manic-depressive nature, but her undeniably decent skills on the table. Haven't seen her ads for maybe 2 or 3 years. Has anyone else? Well, this morning, having gotten back from a week out of town, here she is under Massage on BP.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...oments/5745712

Any recent experiences with this unpredictable woman??

LTB.

I little bird told me she is doing legit massage only and is doing better with the bi-polar type issues. May be worth a try just to see how she is these days. It was wild, to say the least, back in the day. Never knew what would happen.