Streetwalker Reports

**HornyNurse3RN** · 07-13-16 15:27

HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire.

I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers..Cupcake by far is my favorite Harlot, she is the Golden Gem in the entire Lealman Triangle, if you when over her heart, you can have as much fun as a fat kid in a candy store.. I started by F%$king her slowly and allowing her to back her tall ass up on this python, and I can't blame her, she has been begging me for about a month to actually f%$k her, as I have been busy F%$king everyone else she had with her, but today, she was getting some python for being such a reliable Harlot, did I mention how much I actually love this girl. She keeps me lined up with girls from one end of pinellas to the other, if I had time, I take her ass on the road and we would go and see the entire country... The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.

Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.

**JustDaTip** · 07-13-16 10:26

So I picked up KK yesterday in Lelman around 2:30 pm. She was very coherent and nice. I find a good place to park but just couldn't go through with it. She has scabs all over her body and face and I just didn't want any part of it even though she was nice enough. I'm sure some of you will rag on me but I just gave her a few bucks and brought her back to some house with a number of guys standing outside. After I dropped her off there was a really good looking blonde walking down the same street that KK was staying on but at that point I was done. Also earlier around 2 a super hot looking short haired Brunet with Tatts walked up to the race track I was hopeful but she walked straight up to a grey car guy got out and let her in the other door and they where gone.

Hopefully I will have better luck next time.

**Peter Rammer** · 07-12-16 22:11

Originally Posted by Bajingo [View Original Post]

It is funny if you go down Grove or 52nd you can find the biggest looking zombie looking people you can imagine. I bet hes getting both of them for free if he has the correct candy in his pocket that is the hard part to imagine. I saw KK walking with really large sunglasses on and tight shorts by 54th Ave and 28th St.

If she wasn't so dam high it would have been fun perhaps. But when she can't even walk straight I know its time to keep moving.

Is like falling through a rabbit hole and reappearing in another parallel universe chock full of weirdos, junkies, rumdumbs, harlots, dope boyz, day laborers and ASSorted other clown characters. Even if I don't score a sweaty sweet strumpet I'll see a free freak show that'll have my head spinning with incredulity and WTF moments? There's enough talent in the triangle for at least a years worth of Jerry Springer shows and even some Dr Phil moments!! Lealman is for lovers.

**Blackberry7** · 07-12-16 21:58

Originally Posted by RockinHard [View Original Post]

Oops. I forgot it is 2016. My bad. I had never actually seen the post before, never needed her number because she was walking the love triangle every single day. Thats weird about her face, I stopped visiting her by then but when she started she had a cute schoolgirl quality and was ambitios to tame a cobra.

Yes she did turn from cute to pepperoni face. What a shame. Does anyone remember Trina? Or Julie her real name? She was more pinellas park but I found her on 34th and 54th about 2 years ago.

**RockinHard** · 07-12-16 20:00

Originally Posted by Blackberry7 [View Original Post]

Thank you, but that is an OLD post. I haven't tried the number yet. But I don't see a current post, just this one from last year. Again. Thanks new to this page.

Oops. I forgot it is 2016. My bad. I had never actually seen the post before, never needed her number because she was walking the love triangle every single day. Thats weird about her face, I stopped visiting her by then but when she started she had a cute schoolgirl quality and was ambitios to tame a cobra.

**JordanXL** · 07-12-16 19:55

In my dream I was cruising all over the place looking for Kay & possibly hoping to run into the spinner Maddie, but no luck. Then I decided to hit the grove circle and I see KK who was looking pretty damn hot, and following right behind her, another tight body WSW. So I swing back around on the next street hoping to catch KK, but she's gone like the frickin wind! It always amazes me in these dreams how fast these ladies can pull a David Copperfield. So I'm a little pissed because I'm tired and ready to call it quits and just as I'm making one last circle around, I see a sexy tight bodied HSW emerge from the shadows. She almost blows me off because she doesn't recognize me, but I roll the window down and no words are even exchanged. All you here is the sound of my door locks unlocking. She hops in and that sexy little smile she had let me know that it was about to be a wonderful dream. We find a nice little spot and she starts off with some headache relief. She says she doesn't have a candy habit but she was suckin on the pipe like she was on somethin. It was as if she was really taking her sweet time with me. Not sure if this was part of her game plan but she teased me for so long that it made me want CFS. Didn't have any extra coin on me so I told her I'd hit the ATM after we do the deed. So she hops on top of me and I have never actually been inside her in my other dreams only headache relief, but man can she take a pounding! In this dream she started off really slow, sliding down on top of me like it was too big for her, but once she got going I was balls deep pounding the shit out of her. She was saying a lot of Spanish words which I have no clue what they meant LOL, but it was really sexy. I'm thinking of hitting her up again for another go round but I really want to have a go with Maddie or Kay first. Anyways fellas I definitely recommend Natacha if you ever want to really pound something hard and fast. Anyone with Maddie or Kay's digits shoot me a PM please. I will of course throw any golden nuggets I come across your way. Thanks and be safe fellas!

**HornyNurse3RN** · 07-12-16 16:10

I am always busy, but hey, as my duty in becoming a "Master Monger" I must go out into the field of.

Finding Strumpets and bring back valuable information. You would be surprised that I actually go to school and I work 6 days a week, and I can honestly say, I see at least 2 Harlots a day. My profession allows me all kinds of lee way. Thankful that I have a ton of Lealman Lizards on speed dial and they know that I am down for a challenge, the one and only Devynn called me today and asked me to come see her, as she had just returned from vacation and her Ass was fat and her "Cooter was Marinating".

Because I was blown away by her skills when she was just a skeleton, to my surprise, when I saw her today, she was actually thick and looked like she was f&%kable.. So I went to the Lealman triangle and found her where she had given me co-ordinates and yes in deed she was there and ready to go. I really enjoy allowing this Lizard to Drain my Dragon.

Happy Mongering My Friends, PM for Number.

PICs of the Devil In a Kenvin Dress Below. We Call her Devynn.

**Peter Rammer** · 07-12-16 14:33

Originally Posted by RockinHard [View Original Post]

Uhm, hey, maddie pictured in nurses report is not the same gal as olive oil Katelyn or Katlin not to be confuused yet with the infamous olive oil of 4th st.

Know as Katlin aka Pepperoni Pizza face aka Olive Oil is a different young lady from the older 4th Street Olive Oil aka Melissa. Our beloved pizza face will be gone for about another year or so due to circumstances beyond her control. Because she picked her face so much and appeared as of she head butted a porcupine, the other lizards began calling her Pepperoni Pizza face! She was never quite that tasty, but she got the job done. Maddie, as you stated, is a whole different harlot.

**RockinHard** · 07-12-16 12:45

Originally Posted by Blackberry7 [View Original Post]

Wow, now that girl is cute.

Uhm, hey, maddie pictured in nurses report is not the same gal as olive oil Katelyn or Katlin not to be confuused yet with the infamous olive oil of 4th st.

**Bajingo** · 07-12-16 10:41

It is funny if you go down Grove or 52nd you can find the biggest looking zombie looking people you can imagine. I bet hes getting both of them for free if he has the correct candy in his pocket that is the hard part to imagine. I saw KK walking with really large sunglasses on and tight shorts by 54th Ave and 28th St.

If she wasn't so dam high it would have been fun perhaps. But when she can't even walk straight I know its time to keep moving.

Originally Posted by RockinHard [View Original Post]

Lmao. Whos the sexy beast in the middle there?

**Blackberry7** · 07-12-16 10:15

Originally Posted by RockinHard [View Original Post]

I asked the same question. It took me a while to slueth up some old posts and lo an be hoed I found a link from over a year and a half ago posted here that actually leads to Katelyns current BP ad.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...bunny/15959529

Originally Posted by HornyNurse3RN [View Original Post]

It would be wrong to only service tall women with big butts, therefore when "little maddie the peppermint paddy" calls, the HornyNurse goes into action. .

She called and asked could I come and nurse her wounds, and like any good Nurse, I brought out my stethoscope and assessed and evaluated her needs.

She needed to drain a python and some K-9 care.

The Horny Nurse is always on Recon, theres nothing more official than photo of your python slayer, even if she's 4'10"-88 lbs.

Be Safe My Friends, Happy mongering.

PM for Number.

Pics are Below.

Wow, now that girl is cute.

**Blackberry7** · 07-12-16 07:54

Originally Posted by RockinHard [View Original Post]

I asked the same question. It took me a while to slueth up some old posts and lo an be hoed I found a link from over a year and a half ago posted here that actually leads to Katelyns current BP ad.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...bunny/15959529

Thank you, but that is an OLD post. I haven't tried the number yet. But I don't see a current post, just this one from last year. Again. Thanks new to this page.

**RockinHard** · 07-12-16 07:19

Originally Posted by Bajingo [View Original Post]

The real KK is the blonde in the picture that I have posted. She has red through her hair and can be a very nice horn blower with coaxing and offering to get her medicine. Then she's a happy girl!

Lmao. Whos the sexy beast in the middle there?

**RockinHard** · 07-12-16 07:15

Originally Posted by Blackberry7 [View Original Post]

Do you know where to find Katlyn these days?

I asked the same question. It took me a while to slueth up some old posts and lo an be hoed I found a link from over a year and a half ago posted here that actually leads to Katelyns current BP ad.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...bunny/15959529

**Peter Rammer** · 07-12-16 03:29

Originally Posted by Blackberry7 [View Original Post]

Do you know where to find Katlyn these days?

Will not be back for more than a year due to recent circumstances in her life, but new talent is stepping in all the time!! Lealman is for lovers, and python slurping, cobra creaming, mamba milking, dragon draining cheer leaders are lining up to clear all of our plumbing blockages. There's no official government statistic for highest average cumsumption in a municipality, but the Lealman tramp triangle clearly blows every place else away!