Massage Parlor Reports

[RipeFox]

Fellow Mongers;.

Just relocated to Miramar from KSA and had to check out the local AMP's. Never been to one before, but thanks to you guys, I had an idea what to expect. I hit up two spots.

1st New Asian Massage on NE 167th St (East of 95) Actually North Miami - 40 for half hour, provider didn't shed the outer garments, complained politely about 20 bean tip. HJ was decent, provider was about a 7 in the looks dept but friendly.

2nd was on Pembroke road East of Dixie called Asian Massage. Very friendly, 50 for the half hour. 50 for HJ / 100 for BJ. Decided to to contribute to the economy and went with the BJ. Provider was a 6, sans outer garments, but gets an extra point for great attitude. Probably would only repeat every 2-3 months, if nothing else was available, but its better than hitting the pavement. Just started a new job and don't need any legal issues.

Not too bad for my first time, wish I didn't spend as much, but oh well.

Generally speaking do an hour in the AMPs, then 100 will get you full instead of a BJ. 100 for BJ?

[CakeZ]

So I like the AMP's for whatever reason, I have agency girls and what not too but I like AMPs.

Anway being around hollywood area. I've always like the AMP in the Brooklyn bagel plaza on sterling rd. Just west of 95. Now the woman are usually older BUT, guys, I'm telling you every time the massage has been on point and then flip is always great (no extras usually) but I mean they aim to please always with just extra care and playing.

I did jinjin* I think too which is just a litle less west of 95 on sterling as well, many reviews on this place. Personally massage was crap, lady was cute-ish but wouldn't do extras (that being said extras weren't offered but when I asked she did ask what I had in mind. So. YMMV) the flip was whatever, she said her arm was getting tired and I HATE that. So meh, won't go back.

Stopped at a hole in the wall off of 441 and griffin rd. Behind the 7/11 - cute girl, pretty OK massage and flip was good, basic pump and dump but good in a pinch if in the area (I haven't tried the others by the hardrock as I'm honestly intimidated by how blatant they are).

All above was 60 house 40 tip. I try to never ever pay more than that.

Keep the AMPs alive squad and share your stories!

[Lurker X]

I've been wanting to check this place out, it's on University between Johnson and Taft, next to Ace Hardware.

I saw a couple of fellows waiting their turn in the parking lot on Saturday night, unusual unless the menu has some good deserts.

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1114 North University Dr, 33024 google map.

Yahoo map.

Location: 1114 and University Dr Pembroke Pines, FL, Ft Lauderdale, Miami.

[MorrisDay621]

You're from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia?

I was just working there for the past 14 years. Obviously there's nothing like this over there unless you can get to Bahrain.

[Lurker X]

Fellow Mongers;.

Just relocated to Miramar from KSA and had to check out the local AMP's. Never been to one before, but thanks to you guys, I had an idea what to expect. I hit up two spots.

1st New Asian Massage on NE 167th St (East of 95) Actually North Miami - 40 for half hour, provider didn't shed the outer garments, complained politely about 20 bean tip. HJ was decent, provider was about a 7 in the looks dept but friendly.

2nd was on Pembroke road East of Dixie called Asian Massage. Very friendly, 50 for the half hour. 50 for HJ / 100 for BJ. Decided to to contribute to the economy and went with the BJ. Provider was a 6, sans outer garments, but gets an extra point for great attitude. Probably would only repeat every 2-3 months, if nothing else was available, but its better than hitting the pavement. Just started a new job and don't need any legal issues.

Not too bad for my first time, wish I didn't spend as much, but oh well.

You're from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia?

[MorrisDay621]

Fellow Mongers;.

Just relocated to Miramar from KSA and had to check out the local AMP's. Never been to one before, but thanks to you guys, I had an idea what to expect. I hit up two spots.

1st New Asian Massage on NE 167th St (East of 95) Actually North Miami - 40 for half hour, provider didn't shed the outer garments, complained politely about 20 bean tip. HJ was decent, provider was about a 7 in the looks dept but friendly.

2nd was on Pembroke road East of Dixie called Asian Massage. Very friendly, 50 for the half hour. 50 for HJ / 100 for BJ. Decided to to contribute to the economy and went with the BJ. Provider was a 6, sans outer garments, but gets an extra point for great attitude. Probably would only repeat every 2-3 months, if nothing else was available, but its better than hitting the pavement. Just started a new job and don't need any legal issues.

Not too bad for my first time, wish I didn't spend as much, but oh well.

[Lurker X]

Saw Anna last week. Tried a 90 min session. Above average massage for sure. She's a little bigger than I had thought, probably 5'9 or10. A little heavier than the pics, but not much. Cool chick, nude session the whole time. HE ending as expected. Just a little bigger than my ideal. Set was super easy and smooth. Give her a shot it you like a tall curvy chick!

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-2425/24744755

How much per hour, and is she in one of the houses that share a wide driveway. ? I think he's shown in front on Gmaps.

[Lurker X]

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...ovely/41255159

So I tried this place out. They use an ipad to pay for cards, a little different. She was 30+ very playful so I asked for a table shower. They had one of the legit table showers but used a pool float while for you to lay on. In this she told me to lie down and was straight to business, table shower was on point and at the flip she shows all game. So then she dries me off and send me to the room. When I get here she does a medium massage, that was firm enough for me. She goes to your legs and at this point she gives everything a good tease. Then she uses a hot towel and removes all the oil. She turns the lights down and says flip. No problem. Then she grabs jr I think she spit on him cause the oil was too far for her to grab and starts an HJ. I grab for her ass and was all ready. Fig CBJ and rode cg and rcg (she hated rcg). Then someone starts knocking at the door and she actually got up and answered the door, I couldn't believe it. It was a good 5 minutes of this idiot and she puts him in the room next door. I started going down and she says hurry I am kind of done so I bend her over and just went hard and fast the kid had to have heard. Then I pull out remove the condom and finish on her back and the shirt she wore. It's was $ 52 for massage and $100. I get dressed she gives me 2 waters and pushes me out the door. Here the kid walks out his door in a towel and we are 15 feet from each other. I then walk outside and he has a VW golf with a bumper sticker saying nofatchicks. Priceless. What would you do to warn another monger next time.

I was there the last Saturday night in June. There was a chubby but cute Chinese girl named Lisa. I make sure to go late and be the final client when ever I'm trying out a new AMP.

Good practice as she wanted 1. 5 for FS.

My price is 100 max, so being faced with no tip and no more clients for the night, it's my way or the dry way.

Right next to Big Charlie's' ,I may go back for a slimmer girl in the future, chubby / flabby / fat girls is not what I'm into paying for.

[WolfOffTl]

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...ovely/41255159

So I tried this place out. They use an ipad to pay for cards, a little different. She was 30+ very playful so I asked for a table shower. They had one of the legit table showers but used a pool float while for you to lay on. In this she told me to lie down and was straight to business, table shower was on point and at the flip she shows all game. So then she dries me off and send me to the room. When I get here she does a medium massage, that was firm enough for me. She goes to your legs and at this point she gives everything a good tease. Then she uses a hot towel and removes all the oil. She turns the lights down and says flip. No problem. Then she grabs jr I think she spit on him cause the oil was too far for her to grab and starts an HJ. I grab for her ass and was all ready. Fig CBJ and rode cg and rcg (she hated rcg). Then someone starts knocking at the door and she actually got up and answered the door, I couldn't believe it. It was a good 5 minutes of this idiot and she puts him in the room next door. I started going down and she says hurry I am kind of done so I bend her over and just went hard and fast the kid had to have heard. Then I pull out remove the condom and finish on her back and the shirt she wore. It's was $ 52 for massage and $100. I get dressed she gives me 2 waters and pushes me out the door. Here the kid walks out his door in a towel and we are 15 feet from each other. I then walk outside and he has a VW golf with a bumper sticker saying nofatchicks. Priceless. What would you do to warn another monger next time.

[Normal Guy]

Would love to have 30 words telling me why not

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The pics are probably fake. Download a couple and try them out in Google Images and you will likely find them used at MP's all over the country, and even outside the country. Spa owners ask guys to "help them" with advertising. The pics are sometimes Chinese movie stars or singers that no American guy would recognize. Trust me -- hypothetically speaking -- I may have done ads for two different spas using pics I found online. Hypothetically speaking that is. BUT having fake pics does not mean that you will not have a great time at the spa. Just that the girls do not look like 18-yr old Chinese Super Models. They are probably regular spa girls making a living and feeding their kids and sending money home to support their grandma.

[HEMassage69]

Saw Anna last week. Tried a 90 min session. Above average massage for sure. She's a little bigger than I had thought, probably 5'9 or10. A little heavier than the pics, but not much. Cool chick, nude session the whole time. HE ending as expected. Just a little bigger than my ideal. Set was super easy and smooth. Give her a shot it you like a tall curvy chick!

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-2425/24744755

[Gringo2123]

I saw her yrs ago in the shit studio off commercial. Received bbj and FS. Just didn't like her though.

[SolidSnake17]

Is Debbie's BJ worth 70? As I understand it, her massage is pretty much non existent, which equates to a 70 buck BJ with no full service option.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Bod...t-fun/38359587

[BrowardMan6942]

I'd love to someday walk into an AMP and the pictures actually be the girls working there.

Would love to have 30 words telling me why not

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[Gringo2123]

Would love to have 30 words telling me why not

Three words: Don't Do It!

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...ening/26855184

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