Massage Parlor Reports

[Ryan9939]

Visited Luxsa. I had an option of Mulan, who seemed very angry talking with someone on the phone, at the very least I could tell she wasn't "into it", and by the way she looks NOTHING like her photos online. Kendra or Monika (not sure of name), who seemed to be very high maintenance. Zoey, Jenna, and Delilah. I chose Delilah. She looked about 25, but she's maybe around early 30's. I thought it was the smarter choice based on the options presented to me, but. BIG MISTAKE. It did not leave me relaxed at all. I know YMMV, but come on! My advice, avoid her at all costs, she has no idea what she's doing and only cares about money. If you want details read on.

Got in the room, laid down, and she started the standard massage, with lots of attention to all areas. She even complemented my hair and my body. Now, looking back at it, I should had just left after this moment. The massage lasted maybe. 4-5 minutes. After that, I can tell she is officially done with the massage session. I was thinking "WTF. That's it? She now lays on the table, and lets me massage her, and the whole time she kept saying "Isn't my body amazing?" Very Trump-esque. For some reason she started talking about her life, which is really not what I wanted to hear; it was a complete turn-off hearing about her daughter and other personal things that I won't mention here.

At about the 30th minute, she proceeds to say to me that "I" need to hurry up because my time is almost up. WTF, I paid for an hour! She seemed to ignore that argument for some reason. After this point, she was very rushed and clearly annoyed at me that I wasn't yet "happy" with her "amazing service" that she provides sarcasm. She even told me to take care of myself since she was now "too tired". I honestly didn't think I would become happy, since all I could think about was how pissed I was at this human being. Because (a) I hardly got a massage that I was looking forward to, (b) she's rushing me out of there, (c) she's an overly narcissistic person, (d) I got to know about her personal life which was a turn-off, and now (e) I had forked 2-bills to come to this place, have a bad time, and take care of myself. Then to add to my annoyance, she opened the door and stood there naked at the door talking with one of the other girls (not sure who) for a couple of minutes about who knows what.

After I finally became happy, she hands me ONE small towel to clean up, saying "here. You can do this on your own". She then proceeds to exit the room.

Literally 12 minutes go by, I am dressed and ready to go. I was "WTF. Did she forget that I'm here? Like I mentioned before, the list of annoyances kept growing. I decided to open the door and go to the main reception area. Nobody there. Again, I'm thinking "WTF is going on here? If I was a bad guy, I would have stolen 2 sets of keys to 2 vehicles, and gone through 3 purses, probably full of cash, not to mention stealing whatever was in the official reception window that belonged to the establishment itself, and run out of there. But again, I would never do that. But my point is "COME ON!" How can they be so careless? I went back to my room and waited for my dismissal, since I didn't want to get in trouble or be alleged of doing anything wrong.

Again, that's just my experience w this particular human being, and like others said before, YMMV.

[Diamond5]

I've had massages from Jackie, but I've never had a Mutual. Has anyone here ever?

[Diamond5]

If you have yet to see Eve, you don't know what you're missing out on! She works incall from her apartment near UCF. Her ad on CL is a rare thing. As her pic is recent and accurate, and she is lying about her age! In most of the ads we see, the pics and age posted are both 10-15 years old! She is a sweet girl who can carry on a conversation and gives a nice massage, too! On the flip side, she will make sure you.

Leave a happy camper! Her donation is reasonable, and the service is better! If you're into the young, beautiful, short and petite type woman, you should really give Eve a try. I don't think you'll be disappointed!

Are her massages done in the nude?

[MotoMadman]

If you have yet to see Eve, you don't know what you're missing out on! She works incall from her apartment near UCF. Her ad on CL is a rare thing. As her pic is recent and accurate, and she is lying about her age! In most of the ads we see, the pics and age posted are both 10-15 years old! She is a sweet girl who can carry on a conversation and gives a nice massage, too! On the flip side, she will make sure you.

Leave a happy camper! Her donation is reasonable, and the service is better! If you're into the young, beautiful, short and petite type woman, you should really give Eve a try. I don't think you'll be disappointed!

[Zooman]

Does anyone have any experience with the AMP's on Clermont like King or Noble?

Tried both locations twice, hoping for an improvement but no. Both suck (well ready, they didn't. . I wished the sucked and more). Both locations had below average massage and even less extras.

UTR Clermont was amazing. Too bad items off the table now. Have not seen her yet since her return, but is amazingly fresh and great in all aspects.

West side needs more options.

[NaughtyBoy1]

I guess you meant Clermont UTR is still the best minus those extras we were getting. I really feel bad that we have to let that go. I guess time moves on.

NB1.

I have too agree the Clermont AMP suck. UTR was the best.

[WalSTreet]

Some of these girls read the board player. No need to be hurtful to them. We wouldn't want one of the ladies posting how small your pee pee is. LOL.

She will man the desk from time to time but will not venture back into the rooms no matter how much you ask. That and she had gotten huge compared to when she was doing massages.

[RogueOut1991]

My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.

I have too agree the Clermont AMP suck. UTR was the best.

[Oltimega]

Donation is 120 plus tip and Tara is gone.

She will man the desk from time to time but will not venture back into the rooms no matter how much you ask. That and she had gotten huge compared to when she was doing massages.

[MichelleMass80]

My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.

Other then Michelle it's a waste of time, I guess.

[Pbwardy02]

I finally made it to Bora Bora last Friday.

Let me start by saying this is the nicest AMP Orlando has ever had. The decor is modern and upscale. The rooms are nicely decorated. The high ceilings give the place a great vibe. I was impressed by the ambiance.

The table shower was fantastic. I am a bit taller so the table was a little short for me but it was a pleasant experience overall. The actual massage was excellent. So good I fell asleep. I had a great dream and woke up happy. Total damage was. 20 cents. Well worth the price ALL things considered.

What I did not like was that my time was cut short about 10 minutes. When you pay a premium for services, you should never be cut short time. The traffic in the hallway sometimes gets cluttered. I don't know this for sure but i'm pretty sure this place has the same ownership as the place we all love down the road. Our asian entrepreneur friends are doing good work and good business.

[LutherVandross]

Swung by CB again this morning. I ended with Ena (sp?) again. Went for the hour this time. While everything was grwat there are a few things that could make it better. For one they are on the high side, but good quality of girls. Two there in no FIV or BBBJ. Also seems a bit orchestrated, not mechanical but getting close. I choose the hour so I could take my time and enjoy but I was starting to get the feeling she had enough 10-15 minutes in. Got to meet the other girls, other than CeCe the others were just so-so.

4 girls Sierra, Ruby, Sam, and new girl named Cici. They are all open menu same in service except one doesn't do the BBBJ but she gives a great GFE experience with DFK and likes to cuddle. 20's-30's in age all very sexy, clean and beautiful. Normal going rates.

[Carlosa]

This girl works with theses girls: http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-lmts/11162132.

She just only works one day a week, I personally haven't dreamed about her myself, however the other girls have told me she is good.

Donation is 120 plus tip and Tara is gone.

[BraddyWestSide]

Totally agree. He wants you to send him a message to a gmail address. My guess is he is fishing. Could be spam, could be bacon, or for some other nefarious reason. Either way, I would be very careful. If you send email directly, your IP is likely exposed. Avoid, and be safe out there!

Catching up on old posts, but figured I'd throw it out there. He's legit. You have to play by the rules but it's legit. Probably won't repeat personally, but anyone doubting validity need not worry.

[FlyHigher767]

Does anyone have any experience with the AMP's on Clermont like King or Noble?

My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.