USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Redsox2005]

Well I got in. Messenged on sister site and made arraignments for a 30 min massage. The good and the not so good. Options 2 & 3 are no longer on the table. As a matter of fact you can't get them off the table either. So yea, no more FS or oral. She is beautiful and sexy with a great personality and smooth conversationalist. Awesome massage, she knows what's she's doing. Very good on the tease and flip. You will get a standard ending, but it soft and sensual. Be polite and kind. Apparently there are still douch bags out there which she relayed to me. Rates on her site. Overall: pleasant experience and I will repeat.

Sox man out.

[SlimShady96]

Any info on Selena Rose from the sister site? Great reviews on ThE OtheR site, just find it interesting that I have never seen anything here. She did post in calls are available this week and that really caught my attention so I started the process. Crickets as of now. I contacted her a while back and she sounded very sweet but only offered out calls so if I can. I will. Peace SS96.

[Zooman]

The stars aligned in such a manor where I'm in this area with a few coins in my pocket and some time later today. Recommendations? I really like sexifun but I've never seen a review and her ad changes periodically. Any info appreciated.

I've seen both that you list in the title. Both are great but different. Sexifun is a mature, big chested, easy going, fun woman, who is willing to make you happy. Incall location is ok on the outside, but room inside is dead on clean. Allowed me to shower first. Great personality.

Sabrina is younger, tighter body with great German ascent. Incredibly great attitude and personality. Willing to make you happy. Had great back massageas well. Incall was great location and very clean.

Both are great. Only seen them both once. (Don't know I have not seen them more, maybe I don't get play as much as I like). One is younger and a few more coins while other is a little bit older, big boobs which are nice, a few less coins. PM for details.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

It was alot of fun.

We really enjoyed ourselves.

Can't wait to see you again!

Xoxo.

Paige.

Well I had a great time yesterday with these two gorgeous women! It was my first time hanging out with two women. So needless to say I was a little nervous but excited. So much happened within this time that I can't even go through it all. Very cool chicks to hang out with. I will definitely be repeating. If you haven't had a chance to meet with these two by all means hurry up and set it up. They have been reviewed a lot and they know how to mmakea guy feel comfortable and the center of attention. So Paige and Monica thank you and keep up the good work.

[MaverickC5]

I have seen her a few times and she is a great provider. She really attempts to make you happy. She has huge tits and loves them played with. I will definitely repeat.

I think he says it very accurately.

[MaverickC5]

The stars aligned in such a manor where I'm in this area with a few coins in my pocket and some time later today. Recommendations? I really like sexifun but I've never seen a review and her ad changes periodically. Any info appreciated.

Search the forum friend.

[KansasQueen]

First, I apologize for this being a long review. I am a long-time reader but new to posting, and some explanation on that end may help make more sense for this initial review of a legitimate provider. I promise that future posts will be frequent and more concise. Also, just have to thank everyone on this board for the abundant info. I have been reluctant to "pull the trigger" on a dream for a while, despite this wealth of knowledge, mostly because personal discretion, safety, and business / community reputation is critical to me. So, thanks to all who post here and, as always, be smart and keep safe! Onto the review of the beautiful Ashley Monroe who helped officially pop my cherry into the real world of this fun hobby!

So, as discretion and safety are my main priorities (aside from a smokin' hot girl who is drug / drama free! I've been stonewalled a bit due to the "reference" requirements by many of the "proven" ladies. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that more than anyone, but it can leave us newbies in a bind sometimes. Reading these reviews, I've been going NUTS not being able to dump my bank account at some of these girls. But, respect the process and be smart I said, which is where I noticed Ashley Monroe (aka KansasQueen) had glowing reviews and the pictures were even better! Plus, while she still does some screening, it is much more manageable and so to any newbies out there--do your due diligence, don't be a dick and respect these lovely ladies, and Ashley is a gem to take the first dive with. She is careful, discreet, safe, no drug / drama stuff, and not to mention super F'in HOT! Pics are spot on, and she sent me a link with a bunch of her videos (link was down, if I get it working and she gives the OK I'll share, but haven't asked her yet).

So, all of this is what I was experiencing in that foggy state before you fall asleep. Once I did fall into dreamland, I found myself entering a very safe incall (safety is critical to me so high standards; I felt perfectly fine). It was a gated community and what would normally have been a standard text /2 call system was made easier by me because I tailed someone in as I was running late by 15 min already (big plus: that was a non-issue with Ashley. Talk about "non-clockwatcher" I'll get more specific in future reviews, I promise, but feel free to PM for any specifics. That being said, showed up to a stunning blonde in a sexy black see-thru nightie. Absolutely made me feel right at home from the instant. Popped the bottle of bubbly I brought, chatted for a few, and even offered me the shower first (at my request) since it was so hot outside and I was rushing to get there. Honestly, maybe because it was my first run, but I really enjoyed just talking with her and getting some of my newbie?'s answered. She was so freakin' hot but also so sweet and adorable, I could totally see just hanging out and chilling as friends. But, business called LOL and clothes came off (came out of shower to her naked on bed!) and her body is stunning with beautiful silky skin. From there, the rest of the reviews are pretty spot on. LFK, not really any DFK though that was probly because I was buzzed and nervous so maybe more next time, and then she slipped the hat on so subtly I didn't notice, so yes CBJ but as prior reviews state it's good for being covered. Then CG and playing / caressing her body getting deep until she laid back for mish (pretty sure she came there) and then up for K9 (def came again I think, or Ashley, you're the best at faking in the world! LOL) I told her that I really wanted to just make her cum especially being my first time, nerves and all, and I think I fulfilled that. All I could think about was that old rap song saying "make that p*ssy fart for the Ying Yang Twins!" LOL.

At any rate, sorry for the long review but it's my first thorough one and also Ashley deserves a major shoutout as far as I'm concerned. Future posts will be much more on point and concise, PM for details. Thanks to you all, and thanks MOST to Ashley. See you next week gorgeous.

Alas, it was all just a dream.

Wow I didn't think youd write all of this! Thanks love I always try to be what's the guys want. I really enjoyed you 💋 we can meet up anytime as we discussed.

[BSnow83]

First, I apologize for this being a long review. I am a long-time reader but new to posting, and some explanation on that end may help make more sense for this initial review of a legitimate provider. I promise that future posts will be frequent and more concise. Also, just have to thank everyone on this board for the abundant info. I have been reluctant to "pull the trigger" on a dream for a while, despite this wealth of knowledge, mostly because personal discretion, safety, and business / community reputation is critical to me. So, thanks to all who post here and, as always, be smart and keep safe! Onto the review of the beautiful Ashley Monroe who helped officially pop my cherry into the real world of this fun hobby!

So, as discretion and safety are my main priorities (aside from a smokin' hot girl who is drug / drama free! I've been stonewalled a bit due to the "reference" requirements by many of the "proven" ladies. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that more than anyone, but it can leave us newbies in a bind sometimes. Reading these reviews, I've been going NUTS not being able to dump my bank account at some of these girls. But, respect the process and be smart I said, which is where I noticed Ashley Monroe (aka KansasQueen) had glowing reviews and the pictures were even better! Plus, while she still does some screening, it is much more manageable and so to any newbies out there--do your due diligence, don't be a dick and respect these lovely ladies, and Ashley is a gem to take the first dive with. She is careful, discreet, safe, no drug / drama stuff, and not to mention super F'in HOT! Pics are spot on, and she sent me a link with a bunch of her videos (link was down, if I get it working and she gives the OK I'll share, but haven't asked her yet).

So, all of this is what I was experiencing in that foggy state before you fall asleep. Once I did fall into dreamland, I found myself entering a very safe incall (safety is critical to me so high standards; I felt perfectly fine). It was a gated community and what would normally have been a standard text /2 call system was made easier by me because I tailed someone in as I was running late by 15 min already (big plus: that was a non-issue with Ashley. Talk about "non-clockwatcher" I'll get more specific in future reviews, I promise, but feel free to PM for any specifics. That being said, showed up to a stunning blonde in a sexy black see-thru nightie. Absolutely made me feel right at home from the instant. Popped the bottle of bubbly I brought, chatted for a few, and even offered me the shower first (at my request) since it was so hot outside and I was rushing to get there. Honestly, maybe because it was my first run, but I really enjoyed just talking with her and getting some of my newbie?'s answered. She was so freakin' hot but also so sweet and adorable, I could totally see just hanging out and chilling as friends. But, business called LOL and clothes came off (came out of shower to her naked on bed!) and her body is stunning with beautiful silky skin. From there, the rest of the reviews are pretty spot on. LFK, not really any DFK though that was probly because I was buzzed and nervous so maybe more next time, and then she slipped the hat on so subtly I didn't notice, so yes CBJ but as prior reviews state it's good for being covered. Then CG and playing / caressing her body getting deep until she laid back for mish (pretty sure she came there) and then up for K9 (def came again I think, or Ashley, you're the best at faking in the world! LOL) I told her that I really wanted to just make her cum especially being my first time, nerves and all, and I think I fulfilled that. All I could think about was that old rap song saying "make that p*ssy fart for the Ying Yang Twins!" LOL.

At any rate, sorry for the long review but it's my first thorough one and also Ashley deserves a major shoutout as far as I'm concerned. Future posts will be much more on point and concise, PM for details. Thanks to you all, and thanks MOST to Ashley. See you next week gorgeous.

Alas, it was all just a dream.

[ToyTundra2006]

Can't say enough great things about her. I was having a bad day at the office and reached out to her. She agreed to see me in 30 minutes. She wanted to shower first. Arrived and got a nice simple massage than played some and finished up with a great calf massage.

She is definitely a go to girl.

[MissMurno69]

Well I had a great time yesterday with these two gorgeous women! It was my first time hanging out with two women. So needless to say I was a little nervous but excited. So much happened within this time that I can't even go through it all. Very cool chicks to hang out with. I will definitely be repeating. If you haven't had a chance to meet with these two by all means hurry up and set it up. They have been reviewed a lot and they know how to mmakea guy feel comfortable and the center of attention. So Paige and Monica thank you and keep up the good work.

You are so handsome! Thanks for the great time hope to see you again soon.

[TaderHead]

Had another dream with this sexy chick. She is getting better and better after every visit. She has been reviewed multiple time and all positive. I don't want to write and bring unnecessary attention. PM for details as I had the most memorable time. Those hard and pointy tits with amazing ass is to die for. Hell will be repeating with her. Reasonable donation and still can't get her out of my mind. Very safe location. I will be running to her again.

Dream with her reminds me of Aleena. No idea where She is now, but Sabrinas presence will fulfil our dreams. Thanks Sabrina, you rock.

She's a cool chick for sure. I need to revisit!

[NaughtyBoy1]

Had another dream with this sexy chick. She is getting better and better after every visit. She has been reviewed multiple time and all positive. I don't want to write and bring unnecessary attention. PM for details as I had the most memorable time. Those hard and pointy tits with amazing ass is to die for. Hell will be repeating with her. Reasonable donation and still can't get her out of my mind. Very safe location. I will be running to her again.

Dream with her reminds me of Aleena. No idea where She is now, but Sabrinas presence will fulfil our dreams. Thanks Sabrina, you rock.

[Frenchified]

Well I had a great time yesterday with these two gorgeous women! It was my first time hanging out with two women. So needless to say I was a little nervous but excited. So much happened within this time that I can't even go through it all. Very cool chicks to hang out with. I will definitely be repeating. If you haven't had a chance to meet with these two by all means hurry up and set it up. They have been reviewed a lot and they know how to mmakea guy feel comfortable and the center of attention. So Paige and Monica thank you and keep up the good work.

[MissMurno69]

You are such a sweet heart!

We enjoyed our time with you.

See you again soon.

Xoxo.

Paige.

Thanks baby we had a great time!

[DocSter]

Check abbreviations section and should have been Asian Cowgirl.