Massage Parlor Reports

[PwnLife]

1) Learn to give a decent massage.

2) You're not trying to uproot a persistent dandelion!

3) Don't skimp on the lotion at the end. Sufficient lubrication is your friend!

Jeez, this is basic knowledge! How the hell do some of these "massage therapists" get repeat business? Because they have big tits?

I've just started my foray into the AMP / EMP world and it amazes me how something so simple can be done so *badly*.

Out of the 7 appointments I've had so far, I've walked out completely and utterly happy twice, happy but won't return to 3 of them, completely unhappy twice.

Slappy

I'm guessing these MTs [Deleted by Admin] do this job through some circumstance or another, and probably hate men. Why would they go the extra mile? They should provide better service for better tips so they can escape what they're doing.

In todays world you want to be careful with that phrase I pulled out.

A2

[AsianAddict]

I have seen 2 girls here. The first was Falen. I knew her from a previous place so we clicked. Lots of fun. The second girl (can't remember her name) was lame (she was literally on her time of the month). I don't understand guys paying $180 for a HJ. It baffles me.

I don't understand guys paying that either. I would assume guys are going in thinking for that kind of money there are lots of extras to be had. Just can't imagine if there is and after tipping what you would end up paying. You could go see lots of other options for that kind of money if not for even less money.

[DMichaels69]

I've never been to EMP but what you noticed are only a couple things of what makes AMP's frustrating.

Gee, thanks?

Based on my very limited experience these are issues for both AMPs and EMPs.

[Call Me Slappy]

Slappy, welcome to the Chicago AMP scene!

Gee, thanks?

Based on my very limited experience these are issues for both AMPs and EMPs.

[DMichaels69]

Slappy, welcome to the Chicago AMP scene!

1) Learn to give a decent massage.

2) You're not trying to uproot a persistent dandelion!

3) Don't skimp on the lotion at the end. Sufficient lubrication is your friend!

Jeez, this is basic knowledge! How the hell do some of these "massage therapists" get repeat business? Because they have big tits?

I've just started my foray into the AMP / EMP world and it amazes me how something so simple can be done so *badly*.

Out of the 7 appointments I've had so far, I've walked out completely and utterly happy twice, happy but won't return to 3 of them, completely unhappy twice.

Slappy

[Call Me Slappy]

1) Learn to give a decent massage.

2) You're not trying to uproot a persistent dandelion!

3) Don't skimp on the lotion at the end. Sufficient lubrication is your friend!

Jeez, this is basic knowledge! How the hell do some of these "massage therapists" get repeat business? Because they have big tits?

I've just started my foray into the AMP / EMP world and it amazes me how something so simple can be done so *badly*.

Out of the 7 appointments I've had so far, I've walked out completely and utterly happy twice, happy but won't return to 3 of them, completely unhappy twice.

Slappy

[BigDog16]

Wonder if there is any new info on this place. Last single report came in January. Good looking girls if the pics are accurate.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...atina/38657182

I have seen 2 girls here. The first was Falen. I knew her from a previous place so we clicked. Lots of fun. The second girl (can't remember her name) was lame (she was literally on her time of the month). I don't understand guys paying $180 for a HJ. It baffles me.

[Colesmithe]

Wonder if there is any new info on this place. Last single report came in January. Good looking girls if the pics are accurate.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...atina/38657182

I paid a visit some time again to Sairah. Pics were taken at just the right angle to make her look skinnier by about 20 lbs. Service was ok from my perspective and not worth the price of admission.

[AsianAddict]

Wonder if there is any new info on this place. Last single report came in January. Good looking girls if the pics are accurate.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...atina/38657182

[Dave Dewers]

Went to Lakeside. CoCo. Best AMP massage ever. Went back last week for seconds. Lady at the desk barely spoke english. Asked for CoCo. CoCo's not there anymore. Damn. She was going to be my go to. Tired of bad massages where I don't mind being shorted on time.

[Vern2020]

Has anyone been to sunkiss lately. I've gotten a legit massage but have forgotten the woman's name, great pressure. I'm just looking for something nearby for a guaranteed good massage. Many of them have no idea what they are doing, just rubbing. I appreciate any help with this. Too many places for just a lame rub and a HJ.

Lina at Grand Spa, best massage skills in the neighborhood, imo.

[PussyPoker]

Has anyone been to sunkiss lately. I've gotten a legit massage but have forgotten the woman's name, great pressure. I'm just looking for something nearby for a guaranteed good massage. Many of them have no idea what they are doing, just rubbing. I appreciate any help with this. Too many places for just a lame rub and a HJ.

Oki Doki Spa 1446 W Chicago Avenue.

Should do the trick.

[Casper27]

Has anyone been to sunkiss lately. I've gotten a legit massage but have forgotten the woman's name, great pressure. I'm just looking for something nearby for a guaranteed good massage. Many of them have no idea what they are doing, just rubbing. I appreciate any help with this. Too many places for just a lame rub and a HJ.

[Castlerae]

Right when they open, everything is fresher and they're more energized.

-w.

Back when One Spa was still operating out in Sycamore I paid them a visit early in the morning. It was like twenty minutes after their advertised opening time, and after mamasan let me in, she put me in a room and asked if I could wait. I asked how long, and she said she wasn't sure, because the woman who was providing massages was still eating her breakfast! I wasn't in a hurry that morning (had the first half of the day off), so I opted to wait. Spent fifteen minutes sitting / lying around before my masseuse finally came in. They didn't charge the time waiting against my visit, and the woman who came in apologized for making me wait. Then, she gave me the whole treatment finishing in a decent CFS 'massage'. Not the worst way to spend your morning, but if you're on a schedule, it's something you might want to take into consideration.

[CoolPatrick]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...uly-4/27517870

This seems like a real and fun thing. I haven't tried it before, just want to see if others have done this. Providers doing bonassage are expensive, not only that, some of them are really hot and I'm afraid I'd end up forcing on while their service doesn't include FS. Then I'll get myself into big trouble.