Massage Parlor Reports

**Cap Augie Nemo** · 07-08-16 15:49

I was in the mood to try something new, as it's in my neighborhood, I thought I'd try it out.

Massage was fair, she got the knots out of my back, the ending was as I had heard, I left happy. The finish was mechanical, and while roaming was allowed, I left with a sense that she didn't enjoy it very much. Paid for a half, and tipped the same. Next time, I think that I will go someplace else, where even if they are faking it, it sounds like they enjoy what they are doing.

**Love The Lips** · 07-08-16 10:59

Originally Posted by Member#4025 [View Original Post]

Why don't you call her and ask the price of a massage and then figure on a reasonable tip for the HJ (I'd plan to tip around 40, but that is just my opinion); then report back to us!

Well, from what I hear she's friends with Pixie and Skye so I assume there are extras above a HJ but just need a confirmation before I make the trek over.

**Member #4025** · 07-08-16 10:53

Originally Posted by Bwb1073 [View Original Post]

What does she charge for massage and HJ?

Why don't you call her and ask the price of a massage and then figure on a reasonable tip for the HJ (I'd plan to tip around 40, but that is just my opinion); then report back to us!

**Jayce Dragon** · 07-08-16 09:51

Next stops I am looking forward to is: Pacific, Relax, and Panacea. I'm a little 50/50 on Panacea though. If a tip required at the door they better be good. But idk if it's just me but I agree that Asian ladies give kickass massages. +.

**Love The Lips** · 07-08-16 08:46

Originally Posted by MidTown [View Original Post]

If you're willing to drive to Lansing this girl gives a solid massage. http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nsing/23400632.

Yes, this girl looks cute and sexy! I love the fact that you can get a real massage and hopefully nice extras! Please pm me if there is more available than just a HJ and I just may take a drive over to Lansing! Thanks 😃.

**Jayce Dragon** · 07-08-16 08:41

Originally Posted by MidTown [View Original Post]

If you're willing to drive to Lansing this girl gives a solid massage. http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nsing/23400632.

One day when I'm up for a road trip I'll definitely link with her when I'm going east. As of now I'm trying to see what MP I'm going to check out next. I'm not afraid to venture out just to give you guys the 411. It's just this time I'm trying to feel out a good one. Usually when I go to a MP I always end up with the 4-hander. Just can't beat that sometimes. LOL.

**Bwb1073** · 07-08-16 03:41

Originally Posted by MidTown [View Original Post]

If you're willing to drive to Lansing this girl gives a solid massage. http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nsing/23400632.

What does she charge for massage and HJ?

**NoseJelly** · 07-08-16 01:15

Originally Posted by Bwb1073 [View Original Post]

Been checking out BP looking for a massage and HJ. I got $150 -160 to spend (got a hide it from wife). Who / where is my best bang for my buck? I only do this once a year and kind of like the real massage, but HJ is a must. Help guys! Don't let me down. I could look at the last two years of post but stuff changes. Help! PLEASE!

You can't find the time to click on the link one post before yours!? You only do this once a year and during that year you can't find time to do some reading instead of worrying about us letting YOU down? Once a year you poke your head in the room and expect what you want waiting on a silver platter? Do you also need one of us to wash your car or mow your lawn for you too?

**MidTown** · 07-07-16 20:21

Originally Posted by JayceDragon [View Original Post]

Wow I didn't know Esquire fell off so bad LOL.

Well I'm trying to find a nice solid spot to go to regularly. I love HJs so I am cool with just that. But I also don't want a lackluster massage either.

The place off Plainfield and I-96 the two ladies gave me a 4-hander and it made me feel brand new but there was no hint of doing extra. Maybe I should hint it.

Some of the chicks off BP been slacking too or maybe I mess with the wrong ones. If I want a massage then I want you to be good for what I pay you for.

Some you can tell have no solid techniques to make you think to come back.

The last chick I dealt with was Darmesha. Idk if any of you caught her on CL but she was quite good and reasonable and heavy with her hands. She.

Lived in the NW side.

If you're willing to drive to Lansing this girl gives a solid massage. http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nsing/23400632.

**Bwb1073** · 07-07-16 19:35

Been checking out BP looking for a massage and HJ. I got $150 -160 to spend (got a hide it from wife). Who / where is my best bang for my buck? I only do this once a year and kind of like the real massage, but HJ is a must. Help guys! Don't let me down. I could look at the last two years of post but stuff changes. Help! PLEASE!

**NoseJelly** · 07-07-16 19:18

While us MP Mongers can't expect the Grand Rapids MP scene to be as good as the Miami MP scene (fucking awesome), we can save ourselves some frustration and money by researching this MP thread! Spend some time reading thru the last 1 to 2 years of posts. If you do, you'll find pretty clear info on what MPs and MP Ladies to visit and more importantly what ones to avoid! This Mongering thing takes effort, footwork and cash. Apply the effort and footwork and you can save cash!

Maybe check out this here link for some fun. Post 4143.

Like Benz said, the only sure thing, with little effort, is The Islands outside of Lansing. Ask for Mikki

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...053&viewfull=1#post2858053.

NJ.

**Benz1** · 07-07-16 14:52

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

Had two similar experiences myself. Couple years back went to the Breton / 28th place right after they opened. Worst massage I ever had: older lady, no English, rough scratchy hands, absolutely no skills in massage. This was actually my second strike out of the day, also.

My second worst experience / massage was with Katie at Tranquility. Worst attitude ever; disinterested, no conversation, acted bored the entire time. Massage was also terrible: disenterested, spent 15 minutes on just my toes, basic massage. Then came the big upsell afterwards for the HJ, but somehow I let common sense prevail and declined. With no tip, I figured she screwed herself out of the normal $40 tip she could have earned for about 2 minutes of what is normally expected from those that advertise on BP body rubs . She needs to find a different line of work.

If you read Kalamazoo and Lansing Massage Parlor Reports you will see its just as bad in other cities. It seems that the Islands near Lansing is the only sure bet for extras. The Islands have shorted time, maybe not a sure thing if time matters to you.

Bring your own oil to a well reviewed escort like Kandiland1 (USA member). Most escorts will give you as good or better massage as most MP's. Guaranteed BJ or FS for less than the MP will charge for a HJ ending.
MP's GPS will cause them to lose a lot of money buy losing clients like myself and PickyPicky, we are giving up on MP's

**Jayce Dragon** · 07-07-16 13:09

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

Had two similar experiences myself. Couple years back went to the Breton / 28th place right after they opened. Worst massage I ever had: older lady, no English, rough scratchy hands, absolutely no skills in massage. This was actually my second strike out of the day, also.

My second worst experience / massage was with Katie at Tranquility. Worst attitude ever; disinterested, no conversation, acted bored the entire time. Massage was also terrible: disenterested, spent 15 minutes on just my toes, basic massage. Then came the big upsell afterwards for the HJ, but somehow I let common sense prevail and declined. With no tip, I figured she screwed herself out of the normal $40 tip she could have earned for about 2 minutes of what is normally expected from those that advertise on BP body rubs . She needs to find a different line of work.

So I take it Oriental and Tranquility isn't that good anymore?

**Jayce Dragon** · 07-07-16 13:07

Wow I didn't know Esquire fell off so bad LOL.

Well I'm trying to find a nice solid spot to go to regularly. I love HJs so I am cool with just that. But I also don't want a lackluster massage either.

The place off Plainfield and I-96 the two ladies gave me a 4-hander and it made me feel brand new but there was no hint of doing extra. Maybe I should hint it.

Some of the chicks off BP been slacking too or maybe I mess with the wrong ones. If I want a massage then I want you to be good for what I pay you for.

Some you can tell have no solid techniques to make you think to come back.

The last chick I dealt with was Darmesha. Idk if any of you caught her on CL but she was quite good and reasonable and heavy with her hands. She.

Lived in the NW side.

**Mr Cruzer** · 07-07-16 10:03

Originally Posted by PickyPicky [View Original Post]

I think I'm ready to save my money and go with my own hand and pornhub.com. I don't have a big hobby budget nor wide open schedule but a few weeks ago I was left alone for the weekend and had put some dollars aside. I went to that place on Breton in the corner of a strip mall a bit south of 28th. I'd gotten what I wanted before and thought "if I specifically ask for Emily, she will remember me and I won't have the same bad luck that was befalling others at the time. " I asked specifically for Emily, I was told "sure," someone else comes into the room, I mention that I was expecting to see Emily; she ignores me and begins the massage. Not a bad massage, but clearly this isn't going anywhere. I tipped her $10. Like I might for a $60 restaurant tab. She glared at me like I had somehow shorted her. So, still looking for something more satisfying I called Tranquility massage. I'd never been there, there had been a couple positive reviews and I needed someplace with late hours. I know I'm nothing special, but at least some providers act like they're having fun helping you have fun. Dull personality, somewhat clumsy massage, and then at the end "do you want more?" "yes. " "That will cost extra, at least equal to the cost of the massage if not more. " Little head carried the day, of course, technique was ok, but the same perfunctory disinterested approach made it as much a chore for me as it obviously was for her. Oh, and "no you can't touch my breasts, you can put your hand on my buttocks if you want. " woo hoo.

I'd been planning to check out Sunshine as my farewell to this hobby, but now with her under such scrutiny I'll probably not. So that's my sad story.

Had two similar experiences myself. Couple years back went to the Breton / 28th place right after they opened. Worst massage I ever had: older lady, no English, rough scratchy hands, absolutely no skills in massage. This was actually my second strike out of the day, also.

My second worst experience / massage was with Katie at Tranquility. Worst attitude ever; disinterested, no conversation, acted bored the entire time. Massage was also terrible: disenterested, spent 15 minutes on just my toes, basic massage. Then came the big upsell afterwards for the HJ, but somehow I let common sense prevail and declined. With no tip, I figured she screwed herself out of the normal $40 tip she could have earned for about 2 minutes of what is normally expected from those that advertise on BP body rubs . She needs to find a different line of work.