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**UtrMonger** · 06-30-16 14:01

This report is a little late. A couple of weeks ago I was back in McLean for business and wanted to look up my ATF, Ashley. I have known Ashley for a couple of years and every time I get back to the area I need to meet with her. I called Ashley up and she seemed excited to here I was back in town and of course agreed to come spend some time at my hotel that night. Well I had a business dinner to attend and I can honestly say I could not wait for it to end as I anticipated spend time with this beautiful woman. When I got back to the hotel she was there waiting and am I glad she was available. I will not go into too many details but let's just say this woman does not disappoint. She advertises in the BP rub section but there is more on the table as long as you are polite and treat her with respect. Here is a link to her ad.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/as...hleyl/21442005

The good. Beautiful woman about 5'5" thin build with a body that rocks. A great set of ta-tas that have beautiful nipples which react to your touch. She is very sensual and looks to make sure you are satisfied. Great touch with magic fingers and the extras, well what can I say.

The bad. Nothing that I can think of that would be bad.

As with all encounters YMMV, but with me she has always been the provider I want to see when I am in the area. If you have not seen her then I would run, not walk to take advantage of spending time with this gem. She tells me she may be moving from the area soon, so do not miss an opportunity for a blissful experience with a real MILF.

Be safe out there.

UtrMonger.

**Derringer** · 06-29-16 21:56

I was thinking, "Damn, this fellow sure was determined to meet that chica".

But then I clicked on the BP ad, and there is just something about those pictures that draws me to her. Honestly, I would have done the exact same thing! Hell, I would probably still be circling around the motel parking lot waiting for her to text me back!

Seriously, even after reading about the ridiculous BS this poor guy went through, I am sitting here thinking, "Gee, I wonder if I give it a shot, maybe I will be the guy who gets lucky".

In fact, if y'all don't hear from me for a while somebody needs to organize a search party.

Wow, the almighty power of pussy!!

Originally Posted by Jones73 [View Original Post]

I arranged an appointment with Sophia, a 29 year old Latina. $0. 6 for a SS. She directed me to a budget motel in Arlington. When I got there, she told me to wait 10 minutes. So, I drove around a bit, and came back 10 minutes later. I texted her, and got no response. Finally, after a few more texts with no response, I left after about 10 minutes of waiting. Then, she calls me while I am driving away. Gives me her room number. So, I turn around. Five minutes later, I am back at the motel. But, I have trouble finding the room. Finally found it, and knocked on the door. No answer. I text her a couple of times, no response. I knock again. No answer. So, I leave.

Then, she texts me that she is waiting for me. So, I turn around and head back. I confirm the room #. This time, I keep texting her as I am driving back. Finally, get to the room and knock on the door, again no answer. I had just gotten a text from her 2 minutes before. I knock again. No answer.

Sophia is a waste of time.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...a-100/23705123

I think that she is traveling with a friend: http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/wash...2257/1/1222143.

**JmSuttr** · 06-29-16 19:14

Brazilian Goddess Malena (646-820-1491).

Here's the BP ad with no TS disclaimer or warning that I can see:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...-rubs/18490306

It's only when you go to the non-BP website that you find out the truth.

http://www.goddessmalena.com/home

I've repeatedly tried flagging these kinds of deceptive ads but it doesn't seem to have any effect. As always, buyer beware and do your homework to avoid unpleasant surprises!

**Bunker Buster** · 06-29-16 18:04

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

This was in the "Washington DC" (instead of the "Northern Virginia") escort section of the area's BackPage ads, so thought I'd post it here to alert anyone looking to check off a preggo provider from their bucket list. She lists her location as Crystal City as well as Washington.

Based on the style / format of the photos, it's safe to assume the pix are accurate. I can't say anything pro or con about her, since I haven't visited her yet (though that's in the very near-term plans), so as of now she's an unknown quantity. Just a heads-up for all you mongers who are so inclined. Have fun and stay safe.
Roman

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...woman/21829473

I spoke to her last week, and she said she's never in Nova; just near College Park and Gaithersburg. Sounded nice on the phone (Spanish only), and the pix don't hit on Google, so it's a good bet she really is a pregnant Latina, as advertised.

I wonder if she got a few calls from Nova and decided to make the trip. Of course, posting in DC and only coming for one day is a bad way to break into a new area; I'll try to find out if she's comimg back.

**Jones73** · 06-29-16 16:15

I arranged an appointment with Sophia, a 29 year old Latina. $0. 6 for a SS. She directed me to a budget motel in Arlington. When I got there, she told me to wait 10 minutes. So, I drove around a bit, and came back 10 minutes later. I texted her, and got no response. Finally, after a few more texts with no response, I left after about 10 minutes of waiting. Then, she calls me while I am driving away. Gives me her room number. So, I turn around. Five minutes later, I am back at the motel. But, I have trouble finding the room. Finally found it, and knocked on the door. No answer. I text her a couple of times, no response. I knock again. No answer. So, I leave.

Then, she texts me that she is waiting for me. So, I turn around and head back. I confirm the room #. This time, I keep texting her as I am driving back. Finally, get to the room and knock on the door, again no answer. I had just gotten a text from her 2 minutes before. I knock again. No answer.

Sophia is a waste of time.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...a-100/23705123

I think that she is traveling with a friend: http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/wash...2257/1/1222143.

**Serpico99** · 06-29-16 14:17

Originally Posted by Sjoh842 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone, so A few days back I went to go see Kaiya and she was great actually pretty amazing total prize.

So don't know how long she be around but here quick highlights about her. She is Latina (Honduran) about 5'2 I think pretty skinny small A cups but her ass is big nice and squeezable. She pretty easy to talk to but when it comes down to it she likes to talk dirty and she will do almost everything you ask. Her BBBJ is amazing great suctiion and she can DT easily and gives eye contact too.

Also if you want greek is available and let me tell you that she took it well for a while.

http://bksecretkaiya.gfefiles.com/home

Thats her website. There was a BP ad but I can't find it anymore.

Damage $$ 5 for an hr.

Attitude was 9 and performance she was a 10.

If you like Latinas she the girl for you.

Her website says one hour is 350. I assume you can bargain down to 250?

**Utwogood** · 06-29-16 11:48

Originally Posted by Bossanova86 [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ville/20304139

I know she's been reviewed before, but just to chime in on my own experience since I'm a little more critical of my time and money. She is absolutely worth your time and I would consider repeatable for my standards. She's an attractive 30 some with an ample physique. BBBJ, all positions and she's a pleaser, clean and smells good. Doesn't speak a lick of english though so as usual the arrangment is done with the same mamasan on the phone. The pictures are accurate and is atleast from the two times I've seen her wearing the same out fit with the red / white dress. 4/5 rating for me, solid choice.

Went to see this lady off the review. Sorry, man, either I got another Asian lady working under that ad or your review is highly complementary. She's in her 40's and her body is typical for an Asian lady that age, B cup, a little bit of a gut. I don't consider that "ample" - those pics cannot be accurate, or that is one hell of a pushup bra. She is pretty, but again, for her 40's. Granted, I paid the hh, so I didn't get the extras you did. But apparently the hh doesn't include CBJ anymore with these establishments.

You were right in that she speaks almost no English, which for me, is becoming more and more frustrating. A few minutes in, she was doing something I didn't really like, and I was like "That's not working. " She goes "(your pecker's) Not working?" and took that to mean the session was over, jumped up and started to get dressed. I had to explain to her that that wasn't what I meant. OMG. There are certain things I like that get me going, and you cannot express that to them. You can't negotiate, persuade, or argue. Seems many are expressing this as well. I feel like they get way too much credit on this board in general.

They are aware of all this, and use the language barrier to their advantage. I'm glad you had a great time, but my experience was lackluster and not repeatable. I shouldn't have to bring a basket of fruit to get good service. I'll probably stick with Joyce and call it a day for the Asian establishments.

**Trewaller** · 06-29-16 08:23

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-look/13326127

If you haven't seen her then its worth the time; search this forum and the oThER one and to me its one of the best $$ I have spent.

**Roamin Roman** · 06-29-16 08:05

This was in the "Washington DC" (instead of the "Northern Virginia") escort section of the area's BackPage ads, so thought I'd post it here to alert anyone looking to check off a preggo provider from their bucket list. She lists her location as Crystal City as well as Washington.

Based on the style / format of the photos, it's safe to assume the pix are accurate. I can't say anything pro or con about her, since I haven't visited her yet (though that's in the very near-term plans), so as of now she's an unknown quantity. Just a heads-up for all you mongers who are so inclined. Have fun and stay safe.

Roman

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...woman/21829473

**Trewaller** · 06-29-16 06:09

After my first session with Mimi I texted her and asked if next time there could be more and she answered in the affirmative saying she is always cautious the first time. So thinking I have found that cute little thai spinner masseuse that is going to turn into some fun FS I went back and this time when the flip came she had shed all of her clothes and was up on the table but all I ended up with was a longer more sensual cock massage. Like Jay alluded to her communication skills are lacking just enough to confuse the course of the session. I still am really enamored with her body but I don't get the feeling that it will progress since she did qualify the roaming as NO FIV. Her massage is not on par with Tara or Nikki but I had held out hope that I would get further. I may eventually take one more spin but it will be to be more forward in what I want. That complex is pretty dynamic with a lot of activity going on at each one of the buildings so while I have never seen LEO there I can imagine evictions probably do go on quite frequently. I also have to concur with Jay's hearing the doors opening and closing although the door to my room was never opened; I just assumed it was the hallway because I have not seen anyone else in the apt. I got the notion in the first meeting that I was getting the HJ anyway. She just asked if I wanted it and there was no negotiation for that. There really wasn't any negotiation; when she started shedding clothes she wanted to make sure I would be grateful. She is a cute little desirable spinner but if I can't tap it I would rather have a top shelf massage and the typical HE. So I will keep looking for that elusive massage / BBBJ / FS cute little spinner but until I find her I will stick with tara / Vivian or Nikki. On a side note Stephanie (tattooed massage Asian. There was a lot posted on her) texted me that FS was $$ 5 so not knowing how GFE that is I decided to pass. Thanks to Jay for once again pointing out that as with a lot of these girls its YMMV.

**Jayb20** · 06-28-16 23:52

So I went to go see Mimi yesterday at an apartment in the Towers in Fairfax where there are a lot of apartment girls in my experience. I had no where near the experience of Trewaller, but I'd love the forum to weigh in on this. I will post this to the Massage Reports to get Roamin's views too.

Nikki is my regular and but I think she's away for the holiday and thought I'd take a shot at Mimi. Tre is right, the girl is not the one in the picture but actually better looking! She was definitely anywhere from a 7-9, spinner, and looked like large Bs or Small C cups. She's eager on my first text about an hour before hand, about 15 min before, I get a "where are you now" text. I get there, and there's a sherriffs car upfront. I text her this, tell her what's up and she says, "those Indians are always getting into trouble" gives me the code. I'm already off my game and I forgot to take my ring off (no judgments here I hope). I also usually keep an extra $40 in case things get really heavy and I forgot that too. I get there, and there's someone else in the other room. She asks for the $120 upfront (something Nikki never does, even on my first visit). I get undressed, things are going OK. She actually took direction for heavier pressure after a couple of times alright (I don't think she spoke english that well). I had this uneasy feeling that doors, including my bedroom were opening and closing and had to look up a couple of times. Her phone went off a couple of times, but maybe it was a timer since she moved to another section.

Towards the end she does my face and says ok thank you. I had expected a little back and forth like Tre mentioned. Nothing. She actually said, $120 for the massage, and actually used the words "handjob for another tip". So it was clear she was pretty sure I wasn't LEO.

Things just don't add up. Next time, if anything is off, or get bad vibes right from the beginning, I'm going to bail.

For the forum:

1) Do you wear your ring and if so do you think it prevents girls from going further or make them ask for a bigger tip?

2) Do you guys think that she thought I was LEO?

3) If after the first rebuff and you get the question for another tip, do you put more in: I mean I'm already $120 in the hole, why not an extra $40 for what I actually came for?

Here is her ad:

💟128159;128159; Relaxing Massage and Body Rub By Thai Mimi 💟128159;128159; - 27.

Posted: Tuesday, June 28,2016 5:54 PM.

💟128159;128159; Relaxing Massage and Body Rub By Thai Mimi 💟128159;128159; - 27.

Enlarge Picture.

Come and experience the relaxation your mind and body needs. My massage reduces stress and leaves you relaxed. Let my smooth hands glide over your body and leave you in tranquility.

Call Mimi.

571-376-0876.

Poster's age: 27.

• Location: Fairfax, Northern Virginia.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/re...-mimi/23575992

Originally Posted by Trewaller [View Original Post]

Ok; once again my conundrum about where to post massage therapists (body rub) that do post on BP. So I choose this forum.

First of all I am not sure that the pic is her but she is much cuter so it really doesn't matter (very cute). Nice body; probably 5' 2" 110 lbs (that is just my estimate and I am not always spot on but she is a nice spinner size) She asked me if I had been there and I said yes I had been to those buildings. The massage was not nearly as therapeutic as Tara or Nikki; it was more sensual but she did try and I think could be encouraged to be a little more strenuous. She did the feet and then spent a long time on the legs but never really teased even though I kept expecting it. She moved to the back, neck, arms and did put a little more pressure into it which I do like. She used hot towels to massage the shoulders and then scrubbed everywhere she had massaged and even though I was ok with the lotion she used; she did make sure to get it all off. On the flip she massaged my shoulders and then with more sensuality rubbed my chest and then pointed at my manhood and asked if I wanted that massaged. After the affirmative she played with it for a while and then got the lotion and proceeded to give a very nice release massage. Now I was roaming and she was allowing it so I asked to see what was underneath. She wanted to first verify that I would take care of her and after another affirmative the top went up and all I can say is wow. Very nice small cups (just a little more than a handful and perfect nipples. She seemed to enjoy me playing with her nipples and she took her time on the release with a nice level of sensuality. I did tip but I really did not consider it an upsell; it was more that she was just verifying and I usually tip when I am pleased with the overall session. She is in the same complex as Tara and Nikki and the damage is the typical amount for these rubs.

**Bunker Buster** · 06-28-16 23:29

Originally Posted by EasyEmail786 [View Original Post]

Hey bunker,

Are you talking about the jen with long hair in dake city, if you are then now I know why I don't see her posting any more. She is a sweetheart and I miss seeing her also.

Very sweet girl, but has some substance issues. Had she taken a different path, she would have been someone's great wife.

**Sjoh842** · 06-28-16 15:59

Hey everyone, so A few days back I went to go see Kaiya and she was great actually pretty amazing total prize.

So don't know how long she be around but here quick highlights about her. She is Latina (Honduran) about 5'2 I think pretty skinny small A cups but her ass is big nice and squeezable. She pretty easy to talk to but when it comes down to it she likes to talk dirty and she will do almost everything you ask. Her BBBJ is amazing great suctiion and she can DT easily and gives eye contact too.

Also if you want greek is available and let me tell you that she took it well for a while.

http://bksecretkaiya.gfefiles.com/home

Thats her website. There was a BP ad but I can't find it anymore.

Damage $$ 5 for an hr.

Attitude was 9 and performance she was a 10.

If you like Latinas she the girl for you.

**EasyEmail786** · 06-28-16 08:21

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...tight/23719252

Has anyone seen her or have any info on her, inbox me or post please.

**EasyEmail786** · 06-28-16 08:13

Hey bunker,

Are you talking about the jen with long hair in dake city, if you are then now I know why I don't see her posting any more. She is a sweetheart and I miss seeing her also.

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

I've also been looking for someone to replace Jen as good go-to, without success. Barbie was on my radar, but a few of the pics in her ads gave me the idea that the situation was on the dumpy side, and you've confirmed my concerns.

I checked the PW cases; unfortunately Jen's felony case was kicked up to circuit court, and it looks like there's a plea scheduled, so she may be gone for a stretch.