Massage Parlor Reports

[SaintChuck]

The government all reaching and all knowing self. Look at the hoops you have encountered in trying to start a business, regulation, schooling, licensing literally none of which existed just 50 years are now mandatory, yet we survived back then but somehow can't now. I did see in the massage regulations that there are exemptions for practicing the Chinese modalities of Tui Na, Shiatsu and Jin Shin Do which means they do not have to be licensed massage therapist (LMT) but must be certified practitioner or member of American Organization of Bodywork Therapies of Asia. What's the difference you ask? Well an LMT cannot use any device that mimics the use of the hands as in a electric massager but practitioners of Chinese modalities are exempt because they use cupping and accupuncture needles but the illinois massage act does not specifically mention cupping or accupressure except for the exemption of practitioners of Asian bodywork from the massage therapy act.

Got that Bob,. LOL.

Therefore, practitioners of Asian bodywork therapies have no restrictions on their practice, are not considered massage therapists not acupuncturists and can do whatever they want and claim whatever they want without legal restrictions.

However neither you nor your friend can advertise a massage business in a home while she waits builds clientele (I believe that if I see a massage business advertised as being home based, I am smart enought to know that she may not know everything about muscle groups but she would charge a lower price to me, so its up to me to assume risks and to make the decision, not for the government to prevent her from getting started).

These types of regulations are all over the country, mostly in cosmotology and are now moving into regulating the gig economy like AirBnb and Uber. We are in a constant battle with our lease-holder (the government) not enslaved but not free, not in jail but not able to excercise complete liberty either.

Wired

Members of the forum never cease to amaze me! Thank you for the PMs and posts. So (LOL) I am inferring from your post that the St Charles Police would have no objection to Asian Bodywork establishments. Actually, this really is interesting since my friend is already certified in Chinese traditional medicine. It's an interesting field. Thanks again. If / when we open I'll have to invite you guys. An hour of "cupping" (LOL). Bob.

I will have to find the article because it was a few years back. The village of Wheaton wanted to shut down an AMP, but they were having a hell of a time because the women had some certificates from the Asian Body Work Organization. I will have to find the article because there was some kind of a loop hole in regards to that certificate. SaintChuck.

[Bob521]

Members of the forum never cease to amaze me! Thank you for the PMs and posts. So (LOL) I am inferring from your post that the St Charles Police would have no objection to Asian Bodywork establishments. Actually, this really is interesting since my friend is already certified in Chinese traditional medicine. It's an interesting field. Thanks again. If / when we open I'll have to invite you guys. An hour of "cupping" (LOL). Bob.

The government all reaching and all knowing self. Look at the hoops you have encountered in trying to start a business, regulation, schooling, licensing literally none of which existed just 50 years are now mandatory, yet we survived back then but somehow can't now. I did see in the massage regulations that there are exemptions for practicing the Chinese modalities of Tui Na, Shiatsu and Jin Shin Do which means they do not have to be licensed massage therapist (LMT) but must be certified practitioner or member of American Organization of Bodywork Therapies of Asia. What's the difference you ask? Well an LMT cannot use any device that mimics the use of the hands as in a electric massager but practitioners of Chinese modalities are exempt because they use cupping and accupuncture needles but the illinois massage act does not specifically mention cupping or accupressure except for the exemption of practitioners of Asian bodywork from the massage therapy act.

Got that Bob,. LOL.

Therefore, practitioners of Asian bodywork therapies have no restrictions on their practice, are not considered massage therapists not acupuncturists and can do whatever they want and claim whatever they want without legal restrictions.

However neither you nor your friend can advertise a massage business in a home while she waits builds clientele (I believe that if I see a massage business advertised as being home based, I am smart enought to know that she may not know everything about muscle groups but she would charge a lower price to me, so its up to me to assume risks and to make the decision, not for the government to prevent her from getting started).

These types of regulations are all over the country, mostly in cosmotology and are now moving into regulating the gig economy like AirBnb and Uber. We are in a constant battle with our lease-holder (the government) not enslaved but not free, not in jail but not able to excercise complete liberty either.

Wired

[Wirelessone]

I'm in the process of looking for an existing, or building a start-up, massage spa. Strictly legit, as a stake-hold for my friend. I've posted other related questions about running a legit spa.

So one of the important requirements, (as we've read recently) is bona-fide massage certificates for the owner / manager (at a minimum) and preferably for all employees. In some cites, all MTs must be licensed. In others, a non-licensed person can be there if there is a licensed manager on duty. I think this is correct.

I have also researched massage schools and found the price range to be about $7,300 (College of Lake County) $8,700 (Harper) to north of $11,000 at most private places. Not only is there the cost of tuition, but also the work-time lost while in class. I think about 600 clinical hours, plus passing the national exam. Also, these classes include a fair amount of anatomy, and are taught in English. I've heard there are schools in California (one quoted $3,100, as I spoke to him, and he teaches in Chinese, three month course). I can't be sure which of these programs is good, and which are bad. Or downright frauds.

I've heard the idea that a license is a waste of time. But lately with all the closures of spas for unlicensed spas, I'm finding owners of legit places getting very reluctant to hire unlicensed workers. And basically impossible to be the owner / manager without a license.

Finally the question: Does anybody know of decent schools that offer massage training? Hopefully taught in Chinese? I've heard of license "rentals" which I'm not sure about (since the name on the certificate would not match the "ID" of the person, not to mention it is fraudulent). I'm interested in any suggestions. While this is a matter of self interest, I would imagine there are a lot of people trying to get proper licenses these days. Thanks in advance. Bob.

The government all reaching and all knowing self. Look at the hoops you have encountered in trying to start a business, regulation, schooling, licensing literally none of which existed just 50 years are now mandatory, yet we survived back then but somehow can't now. I did see in the massage regulations that there are exemptions for practicing the Chinese modalities of Tui Na, Shiatsu and Jin Shin Do which means they do not have to be licensed massage therapist (LMT) but must be certified practitioner or member of American Organization of Bodywork Therapies of Asia. What's the difference you ask? Well an LMT cannot use any device that mimics the use of the hands as in a electric massager but practitioners of Chinese modalities are exempt because they use cupping and accupuncture needles but the illinois massage act does not specifically mention cupping or accupressure except for the exemption of practitioners of Asian bodywork from the massage therapy act.

Got that Bob,. LOL.

Therefore, practitioners of Asian bodywork therapies have no restrictions on their practice, are not considered massage therapists not acupuncturists and can do whatever they want and claim whatever they want without legal restrictions.

However neither you nor your friend can advertise a massage business in a home while she waits builds clientele (I believe that if I see a massage business advertised as being home based, I am smart enought to know that she may not know everything about muscle groups but she would charge a lower price to me, so its up to me to assume risks and to make the decision, not for the government to prevent her from getting started).

These types of regulations are all over the country, mostly in cosmotology and are now moving into regulating the gig economy like AirBnb and Uber. We are in a constant battle with our lease-holder (the government) not enslaved but not free, not in jail but not able to excercise complete liberty either.

Wired

[MrSmartyPants]

One quick note -- talking with MTs (whom I see pretty often), it turns out that male MTs have a hard time in the industry. From what I've heard, the only reliable ways for a masseur to make a living wage are to work in Boystown and offer extras, or outside of gay neighborhoods, satisfy clients looking for discreet down-low pay-for-play M4 M action. (I'm not saying that all masseurs do this, or even that this is universally true; it's hearsay, but from multiple sources.).

Complicating it is that for legitimate massage seekers, (1) most guys won't want a masseur, only a masseuse, and (2) many women are more comfortable with a masseuse than a masseur, to the point where only a relatively low percentage of women will see a masseur.

I'm by no means a homophobe. "I have many gay friends, really", but I would rather not have a masseur. I've had a few and it's always been fine. It's not like I've spent the session wondering if I'm going to get felt up or anything. As a bonus, I've never had a problem getting a masseur to really dig into the muscle like I sometimes have masseuses afraid to do; however, on some gut level it's my least preferred option. (Plus I'm probably subconsciously afraid of a George Costanza "it moved"-type scenario.).

So if your friend can hire a masseur, that'd probably be generally good for sending the no extras message; but in addition to difficulty getting one, it might attract a separate group of unwanted clientele.

It does seem the Legit places and especially Foot places have lots of Masseurs. I even have been to one or two Foot places that ONLY had male MT's in there. Not my cup of tea either. Usually when I walk in and see that, I'll still go ahead with it anyway because it seems rude (to me) to make a big deal and leave.

I have gotten some good Masseurs massages though, often they are stronger than the women. Even though that's true I still TRY to get one of the females if possible. I just seem to get "something" out of a legit massage by a female that you don't get when it's a male. I'm hesitant to put a name on it. But it feels very different even though it's strictly non-sexual. Not sure if I'm getting a buzz from being in close proximity to female pheromones or what, but there's SOMETHING there to it.

There was one Masseur at Foot Place who I never want to get stuck with again- His hands were like 400 grit sandpaper. Was an awful sensation no matter where he touched you, it was just a terrible disturbing feeling. Luckily that guy isn't the norm.

And no, thank god, it never Moved.

[MongerAlways]

I went to Kings Spa today. It's located at 95th and Roberts Road in Chicago Ridge. I had an excellent experience there. The girl was really good looking with a very nice body. The massage lasted about an hour, with oil and she rubbed in all the right places. After awhile there was a little action but it was my first time there so not too much. I would go back and recommend it to anyone. No downsides really at all which is sort of a suprise. No table shower but I didn't miss it. Have fun!

Its in hickory not Chicago ridge. Depending on who you get they try to get you to self serve, sometimes standard finish. Kinda hit or miss if you get the young one or older ones.

[CoolPatrick]

I am a northern suburban guy who has no idea about downtown mongering. Tomorrow I will have some time to kill near northwestern hospital and would like to kill that time on a massage table within walking distance of the hospital. Any recommendations would certainly be appreciated. PM me if you have a place. I would most likely walk around and go into the first spa I see but I think that method cuts my chances of a fun visit down to nil. Thank you.

Youwannaseeme have incalls in Viagra Triangle area. Ads on both escort and bodyrub sections on BP. You can get FS or just bodyrub if preferred. AMPs are close to south loop and China Town area if you don't mind ubering.

Nylah in financial district/loop provides ok rub service, but I don't repeat unless there is no other option for emergency release.

[WhiteRookDown]

I'm in the process of looking for an existing, or building a start-up, massage spa. Strictly legit, as a stake-hold for my friend. I've posted other related questions about running a legit spa.

So one of the important requirements, (as we've read recently) is bona-fide massage certificates for the owner / manager (at a minimum) and preferably for all employees. In some cites, all MTs must be licensed. In others, a non-licensed person can be there if there is a licensed manager on duty. I think this is correct.

I have also researched massage schools and found the price range to be about $7,300 (College of Lake County) $8,700 (Harper) to north of $11,000 at most private places. Not only is there the cost of tuition, but also the work-time lost while in class. I think about 600 clinical hours, plus passing the national exam. Also, these classes include a fair amount of anatomy, and are taught in English. I've heard there are schools in California (one quoted $3,100, as I spoke to him, and he teaches in Chinese, three month course). I can't be sure which of these programs is good, and which are bad. Or downright frauds.

I've heard the idea that a license is a waste of time. But lately with all the closures of spas for unlicensed spas, I'm finding owners of legit places getting very reluctant to hire unlicensed workers. And basically impossible to be the owner / manager without a license.

Finally the question: Does anybody know of decent schools that offer massage training? Hopefully taught in Chinese? I've heard of license "rentals" which I'm not sure about (since the name on the certificate would not match the "ID" of the person, not to mention it is fraudulent). I'm interested in any suggestions. While this is a matter of self interest, I would imagine there are a lot of people trying to get proper licenses these days. Thanks in advance. Bob.

First of all, I'd worry about the immigration status of the woman you're trying to help. Second, of course a professional license is going to have a cost. Actual massage can be a profession where a practicioner has the potential to do great bodily harm to a client. They damn well better be qualified. Third, an actual legit business has a lot of startup costs, and that's just the way it is. That's why not everyone is an entrepreneur or self-employed. Fourth, this is the United States, so college-level or trade school-level training is most likely going to be in English. But to me it's all academic if she's an illegal alien. Chicago may be a sanctuary city now, but that just may be changing in the very near future. Despite what people think, there aren't a lot of ways to cut corners and do things on the cheap.

[Slik9976]

Hey I'm visiting from Michigan and would like to schedule some massages while in town. Does anyone have suggestions for parlors or providers near the Hyatt Magnificent Mile? Feel free to PM. If you visit Michigan I can definitely let you know some good providers here.

I'll report on any ladies I see while in town.

THANKS!

[DMichaels69]

In light of what has happened in St Charles over the last year I think spending the time and money to get a license is a good idea. I knew one lady that went to California for school and all she said was it was not cheap. I also know a lady who went to a school somewhere in Chicago, not sure of the exact location. I saw the practice exam questions and there was a lot of medical terminology. I think the 600 hours is correct.

I'm in the process of looking for an existing, or building a start-up, massage spa. Strictly legit, as a stake-hold for my friend. I've posted other related questions about running a legit spa.

So one of the important requirements, (as we've read recently) is bona-fide massage certificates for the owner / manager (at a minimum) and preferably for all employees. In some cites, all MTs must be licensed. In others, a non-licensed person can be there if there is a licensed manager on duty. I think this is correct.

I have also researched massage schools and found the price range to be about $7,300 (College of Lake County) $8,700 (Harper) to north of $11,000 at most private places. Not only is there the cost of tuition, but also the work-time lost while in class. I think about 600 clinical hours, plus passing the national exam. Also, these classes include a fair amount of anatomy, and are taught in English. I've heard there are schools in California (one quoted $3,100, as I spoke to him, and he teaches in Chinese, three month course). I can't be sure which of these programs is good, and which are bad. Or downright frauds.

I've heard the idea that a license is a waste of time. But lately with all the closures of spas for unlicensed spas, I'm finding owners of legit places getting very reluctant to hire unlicensed workers. And basically impossible to be the owner / manager without a license.

Finally the question: Does anybody know of decent schools that offer massage training? Hopefully taught in Chinese? I've heard of license "rentals" which I'm not sure about (since the name on the certificate would not match the "ID" of the person, not to mention it is fraudulent). I'm interested in any suggestions. While this is a matter of self interest, I would imagine there are a lot of people trying to get proper licenses these days. Thanks in advance. Bob.

[PwnLife]

I'm in the process of looking for an existing, or building a start-up, massage spa. Strictly legit, as a stake-hold for my friend. I've posted other related questions about running a legit spa.

So one of the important requirements, (as we've read recently) is bona-fide massage certificates for the owner / manager (at a minimum) and preferably for all employees. In some cites, all MTs must be licensed. In others, a non-licensed person can be there if there is a licensed manager on duty. I think this is correct.

I have also researched massage schools and found the price range to be about $7,300 (College of Lake County) $8,700 (Harper) to north of $11,000 at most private places. Not only is there the cost of tuition, but also the work-time lost while in class. I think about 600 clinical hours, plus passing the national exam. Also, these classes include a fair amount of anatomy, and are taught in English. I've heard there are schools in California (one quoted $3,100, as I spoke to him, and he teaches in Chinese, three month course). I can't be sure which of these programs is good, and which are bad. Or downright frauds.

I've heard the idea that a license is a waste of time. But lately with all the closures of spas for unlicensed spas, I'm finding owners of legit places getting very reluctant to hire unlicensed workers. And basically impossible to be the owner / manager without a license.

Finally the question: Does anybody know of decent schools that offer massage training? Hopefully taught in Chinese? I've heard of license "rentals" which I'm not sure about (since the name on the certificate would not match the "ID" of the person, not to mention it is fraudulent). I'm interested in any suggestions. While this is a matter of self interest, I would imagine there are a lot of people trying to get proper licenses these days. Thanks in advance. Bob.

Maybe a Chinese massage program / school is the thing that you should open? .

[Bob521]

I'm in the process of looking for an existing, or building a start-up, massage spa. Strictly legit, as a stake-hold for my friend. I've posted other related questions about running a legit spa.

So one of the important requirements, (as we've read recently) is bona-fide massage certificates for the owner / manager (at a minimum) and preferably for all employees. In some cites, all MTs must be licensed. In others, a non-licensed person can be there if there is a licensed manager on duty. I think this is correct.

I have also researched massage schools and found the price range to be about $7,300 (College of Lake County) $8,700 (Harper) to north of $11,000 at most private places. Not only is there the cost of tuition, but also the work-time lost while in class. I think about 600 clinical hours, plus passing the national exam. Also, these classes include a fair amount of anatomy, and are taught in English. I've heard there are schools in California (one quoted $3,100, as I spoke to him, and he teaches in Chinese, three month course). I can't be sure which of these programs is good, and which are bad. Or downright frauds.

I've heard the idea that a license is a waste of time. But lately with all the closures of spas for unlicensed spas, I'm finding owners of legit places getting very reluctant to hire unlicensed workers. And basically impossible to be the owner / manager without a license.

Finally the question: Does anybody know of decent schools that offer massage training? Hopefully taught in Chinese? I've heard of license "rentals" which I'm not sure about (since the name on the certificate would not match the "ID" of the person, not to mention it is fraudulent). I'm interested in any suggestions. While this is a matter of self interest, I would imagine there are a lot of people trying to get proper licenses these days. Thanks in advance. Bob.

[Ingmar B]

I went to Kings Spa today. It's located at 95th and Roberts Road in Chicago Ridge. I had an excellent experience there. The girl was really good looking with a very nice body. The massage lasted about an hour, with oil and she rubbed in all the right places. After awhile there was a little action but it was my first time there so not too much. I would go back and recommend it to anyone. No downsides really at all which is sort of a suprise. No table shower but I didn't miss it. Have fun!

[SpaSeeker]

Newbie here. Have gotten some really good info from the board and now have something to share. Had a dream about a Mirage on Pulaski.

Took a few times of calling to get this dream because I usually wait till last minute. Introduced to Natalie who is a very cute young white girl. Quoted 80/ hhr 100/ hr.

Went with hr for the "bargain". Did not require draping and was an ok massage. On flip options were given. Went with 60 he which was topless. Was kind of mechanical, with me roaming ass over her pants. Time may have actually gone a little over the hr.

She was very cute, a nice girl, but I think there is better value out there. May repeat but would not be 1st choice because of price. Will be sharing more with you guys and thanks again for all your help!

I have tried to set up appointments with Mirage twice, but ended up just wasting my time on both occasions. Would love to meet some of their talented young ladies if I had more time to wait around for them LOL. Not sure if they just got cold feet, because I didn't call far enough in advance or what?!

[MongerAlways]

Had a dream about new king. Tip: YMMV they want self serve so I'll start and stop during and pretend I'm shy. Once they see that, they see their tip disappearing. They will likely then nego standard. -mongeralways.

[Iamslobbyist]

I was intrigued by this post.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e35hr/21647031

I was really interested in the $60 foot / body one hour combo. I was hoping they would add a third service to the combo. I thought this was for Ruby Spa, but when I got there I realized it was for HQ massage, which was on the same block of Archer. I drew an older but cute and fit girl named Leilei or something like that. She had nice black hair and a cute smile.

The massage, both foot and body were excellent. I liked the idea of the combo because most foot massage places have this in an open room with a chair, so no chance of other services. With the body combo, it put me in a room with a closed door. The facility was clean and comfortable.

During the body massage, I began to massage her legs and got closer and closer to between them. She jerked away once, but did not move my hands. After 45-50 minutes of a wonderful massage she flipped me over and got closer and closer to my groin while I continued the assault up her legs. I was getting aroused and took my underwear off leaving me only in birthday suit with a towel, and I removed the towel. She then gave me a satisfactory release while I was rubbing her nipple. I gave her $40. She asked for more, they always do, but I told her I had to eat and she assented to the $40.00.

I would definitely repeat for the massage service alone. A nice looking lady with a good release make it a sure thing I will be back.