Massage Parlor Reports

**OPIllini** · 06-04-16 21:52

Haven't done many visits to massage parlors this year. Funds are tight. A little over a month ago I went by Mercy in Chinatown. The new location is bigger and cleaner than the old spot by the firehouse; definitely a legit feel. Opted for 1 hour, price was reasonable at. 55. The receptionist at first told me that a man would do my massage, but I asked if there were any women available. She said yes, but I'd have to wait. So after about a 20 minute wait an average-looking middle-aged woman came to do my massage. Her name was Jenny and she was nice and pleasant. Her massage was good and relaxing and included cupping (a first for me). Allowed some OTC roaming on her legs towards the end, but no hints of extras. She was professionally dressed so I knew she wouldn't be doing the deed, so I self-served while she played with my chest. But I did get an encouraging sign for future visits as I was getting dressed; Jenny grabbed my stick with my jeans on. So maybe I will try her again soon.

**Vern2020** · 06-04-16 20:02

Originally Posted by LukeAppling [View Original Post]

My usual girl at my usual place was unavailable, so I needed to branch out.

I went to West River Spa at Grand and Racine because I've been there a few times before, and in the past the girls there have been pretty good looking and young and always reliable for a handshake.

The meeting starts promising. I'm met at the door by Nancy, who is a little older than I would have liked but with a really tight body in a cute short dress. Without getting too specific, I'll just say the the table shower including cleaning everything with a strong indication that more was to come during the massage.

She takes me back to the room where I'm left alone for a good 5-10 minutes (I almost fell asleep! Eventually there's a knock and the door and Nancy has been replaced by Linda, who is young and trim but dressed way too professionally for my liking. I ask her what happens to Nancy, and Linda tells me that Nancy only does the table showers. Linda proceeds to give me a great massage but with no hint of additional extras at all.

This was a totally weird experience. I don't mind getting just a massage, but after a table shower that was practically foreplay it was a bit of a surprise.

I've seen Nancy for massage. That is strange.

**Castlerae** · 06-04-16 20:01

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

I remember reading those articles last summer when Spa One got busted. From what I remember it was their location that was the major problem. Probably not the greatest idea opening an AMP that is basically in the high school parking lot. Castlerae you seem to know that area well, then you know that there is another AMP in Sycamore that has a better location and isn't so visible, and they don't get messed with. Some of these AMP owners need to use some common sense when they open these places, in regards to location. Last summer I saw ad's on BP for an AMP in South Elgin so I took a ride over there and for the life of me I couldn't find the place. I was sitting at the 7-11 wondering where in the hell could this AMP be. I am very familiar with the area but couldn't find the place, so in a last ditch effort I drove behind the strip mall and sure as shit it was there. I was thinking this is a great location, I never even knew that there was any business in the back of the strip mall. It was the only business in the back of the strip mall. Anyway, right where you would park there was a chain link fence and a huge playground for a daycare. Needless to say, Uncle LEO wasn't very happy about having a FS AMP located 30 feet from the daycare play ground. You know how this story ends, the daycare is still in business. SaintChuck.

I've driven past the place a few times, but never bothered to stop. Several mongers report the maximum you can get is (maybe) a handshake, and the woman who works there is an older one too. One thing I had to hand to One Spa: for all their bad decision about location, they had some good talent and ran a decent, clean AMP. Place looked like it was cleaned at least twice a day, unlike the other AMP that got busted at the same time, which was a filthy dump. Oh well, I'm staying away and trying to figure out what to do about my need for Asian attention.

**BigNick33** · 06-04-16 19:44

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5619534299.html

Anyone try this place? United Salon is getting old. Just like the MT there.

**WretchedBliss** · 06-04-16 15:24

Originally Posted by DanTheMan1289 [View Original Post]

Tried this place a few times. The talent is sub-par in my opinion looks wise. However, service is fantastic. Always get a table shower where she teases you during the table shower and strokes the rod a few times. Massage is typically good, and the first time they even gave me a free 4 hand massage (and finish). Never tried for more than standard HE, but good to know it's available.

I should try the table shower next visit!

**StanleyStankas** · 06-04-16 12:07

Originally Posted by Confucius [View Original Post]

Some useless, POS Mongers will call too if they get pissed at the level of service denied / supplied at a certain spot, or if they get pissed off at the girl too.

I've had a number of girls tell me this thru the years as the girls will sometimes get a phone call or a text from a PO'd Monger taunting her about how the spa is doing now after if it gets hit.

Some Mongers are pure horse sh at t, just like in regular society. Not that we are not regular society. Just sayin'.

Hadn't thought or realized that but yeah I can see it now that you mentioned. It's like why doesn't the dude stay there, call uncle LEO and wait? Then say "oh I didn't get a hummer and I want my money back!" It's malicious to make that kind of call in-spite! If service wasn't up to expectations one takes one for the team, moves on and reports the intel here! But to contact the cops is really unbelievable! I had gotten pick pocketed by SW's in my car! So what was I to do? Nothing avoid the girl if approached again is all.

**Luke Appling** · 06-04-16 11:35

My usual girl at my usual place was unavailable, so I needed to branch out.

I went to West River Spa at Grand and Racine because I've been there a few times before, and in the past the girls there have been pretty good looking and young and always reliable for a handshake.

The meeting starts promising. I'm met at the door by Nancy, who is a little older than I would have liked but with a really tight body in a cute short dress. Without getting too specific, I'll just say the the table shower including cleaning everything with a strong indication that more was to come during the massage.

She takes me back to the room where I'm left alone for a good 5-10 minutes (I almost fell asleep! Eventually there's a knock and the door and Nancy has been replaced by Linda, who is young and trim but dressed way too professionally for my liking. I ask her what happens to Nancy, and Linda tells me that Nancy only does the table showers. Linda proceeds to give me a great massage but with no hint of additional extras at all.

This was a totally weird experience. I don't mind getting just a massage, but after a table shower that was practically foreplay it was a bit of a surprise.

**Confucius** · 06-04-16 11:10

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

I always wondered about the other businesses that are in the same strip malls next to the massage parlors. You figure they see the windows are pretty much blocked out, doors always locked, a stream of guys coming and going so I am sure they have a suspicion. Makes me wonder if they are the ones calling to have it "checked" out because they don't want it next to their business. If the police report back that its legit they are happy, if not and there is a bust the businesses are like, I knew it.

Some useless, POS Mongers will call too if they get pissed at the level of service denied / supplied at a certain spot, or if they get pissed off at the girl too.

I've had a number of girls tell me this thru the years as the girls will sometimes get a phone call or a text from a PO'd Monger taunting her about how the spa is doing now after if it gets hit.

Some Mongers are pure horse sh at t, just like in regular society. Not that we are not regular society. Just sayin'.

**SaintChuck** · 06-04-16 10:09

Originally Posted by Castlerae [View Original Post]

There was a place in Sycamore, Spa One, that had a similar situation. They were in a semi-deserted strip mall, had plenty of guys going in and out of the place, and the businesses around them eventually called the local LEO's on them. It's kind of sad that the other businesses had to be so nosey about it, it wasn't like the guys were going over to their places and hassling them or there was any violent crime going on / etc. But they called, cops started paying attention, and busted a guy for a traffic violation who couldn't keep his mouth shut. Now, there's another place there, in the same store front, and my monger brethren out here tell me they're offering 'extras' too. That, in turn, has me wondering how long they're going to stay in business, and the cycle keeps on repeating.

I remember reading those articles last summer when Spa One got busted. From what I remember it was their location that was the major problem. Probably not the greatest idea opening an AMP that is basically in the high school parking lot. Castlerae you seem to know that area well, then you know that there is another AMP in Sycamore that has a better location and isn't so visible, and they don't get messed with. Some of these AMP owners need to use some common sense when they open these places, in regards to location. Last summer I saw ad's on BP for an AMP in South Elgin so I took a ride over there and for the life of me I couldn't find the place. I was sitting at the 7-11 wondering where in the hell could this AMP be. I am very familiar with the area but couldn't find the place, so in a last ditch effort I drove behind the strip mall and sure as shit it was there. I was thinking this is a great location, I never even knew that there was any business in the back of the strip mall. It was the only business in the back of the strip mall. Anyway, right where you would park there was a chain link fence and a huge playground for a daycare. Needless to say, Uncle LEO wasn't very happy about having a FS AMP located 30 feet from the daycare play ground. You know how this story ends, the daycare is still in business. SaintChuck.

**Kellster** · 06-04-16 00:12

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

I first noticed this crap last week in the Chicago / General Reports, Post#3955. It is a little disturbing and I hope that this crap stops. SaintChuck.

Yeah that's the one I saw too. I mean I'm not judging- to each his own, but I thought this forum was for finding real women. I'd rather not read about stuff like that on here. I damn near threw up on my computer. Hopefully that's the last of those posts.

**SaintChuck** · 06-03-16 23:57

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

That's like the second recent post I've read about that involves guys reviewing guys wtf???? This website is for guys looking for women- lets keep it that way.

I first noticed this crap last week in the Chicago / General Reports, Post#3955. It is a little disturbing and I hope that this crap stops. SaintChuck.

**Kellster** · 06-03-16 22:21

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

You do realize that the Mongers here are trying to pick up chicks and not he / she's. SaintChuck.

That's like the second recent post I've read about that involves guys reviewing guys wtf???? This website is for guys looking for women- lets keep it that way.

**Castlerae** · 06-03-16 21:41

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

I always wondered about the other businesses that are in the same strip malls next to the massage parlors. You figure they see the windows are pretty much blocked out, doors always locked, a stream of guys coming and going so I am sure they have a suspicion. Makes me wonder if they are the ones calling to have it "checked" out because they don't want it next to their business. If the police report back that its legit they are happy, if not and there is a bust the businesses are like, I knew it.

There was a place in Sycamore, Spa One, that had a similar situation. They were in a semi-deserted strip mall, had plenty of guys going in and out of the place, and the businesses around them eventually called the local LEO's on them. It's kind of sad that the other businesses had to be so nosey about it, it wasn't like the guys were going over to their places and hassling them or there was any violent crime going on / etc. But they called, cops started paying attention, and busted a guy for a traffic violation who couldn't keep his mouth shut. Now, there's another place there, in the same store front, and my monger brethren out here tell me they're offering 'extras' too. That, in turn, has me wondering how long they're going to stay in business, and the cycle keeps on repeating.

**SaintChuck** · 06-03-16 18:45

Originally Posted by MrShowtime [View Original Post]

I've seen Kim twice. Both times "she" gave a great massage. 1st time I left happy, 2nd time not so much. I couldn't really tell if she is actually a he, but I think so. Still didn't bother me either way. YMMV.

You do realize that the Mongers here are trying to pick up chicks and not he / she's. SaintChuck.

**Bob521** · 06-03-16 14:22

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

I always wondered about the other businesses that are in the same strip malls next to the massage parlors. You figure they see the windows are pretty much blocked out, doors always locked, a stream of guys coming and going so I am sure they have a suspicion. Makes me wonder if they are the ones calling to have it "checked" out because they don't want it next to their business. If the police report back that its legit they are happy, if not and there is a bust the businesses are like, I knew it.

If you remember that place, the beauty salon next door did exactly that. Got them shut down. Gina, the owner, moved on.

That same location is now Yedam. Only suggestion I can make is use the back door. They will let you in the back if you ask them.

Bob.