Massage Parlor Reports

[NaughtyBoy1]

All these AMPs show young and sexy teens in their ads. Once you walk in, you will end up with an old mamasam. It hurts to be at CB all the time, but man these girls are hoooootttttttt.

NB1.

Door fee is 80 + they want 20 for a table shower, which I declined.

She didn't offer a menu. Hope to find out next time.

[NaughtyBoy1]

Noooooooooooo Michelle, well you will be missed. All the BEST to you.

NB1.

Thank you guys. I'm leaving the area.

[Don In Otown]

Anyone got any info on this one? If not, maybe I'll take one for the team. Saw it last night. Huge friggin sign on the north side of Colonial just east of Mills. I've done the Lucky Dragon which is nearby. Nice for a nap, but really hit or miss for dreaming and I was wondering if this one might be better. Sign is certainly big enough!

Too much chance in this game. 5 to 1 odds against getting a handie. 50/50 that you get a worthwhile legit massage.

[Zooman]

Thank you guys. I'm leaving the area.

Please tell me it is not so. You are amazing.

[Potsy]

Was passing by lake Mary on i4 Tuesday and went to the tilted kilt for dinner, was reading up on line and saw this place opened. Called up and told $55 for hour (weird that a guy answered). Gave it a try. Pulled in parking lot and got the stink eye from Santa Claus looking idiot. Figured he worked in one of the nearby stores and didn't like the mp being there. I went in and met some 70 year oldish pakistani, Indian, I have no clue middle eastern lady. She was the therapist. I should have left but I figured I would get a good massage. She had some interesting secret oriental massage techniques. She started with monkey fist, where she made a fist and dug her knuckles into my back and went back and forth as hard as she could like she was using sanding paper, then she switched to tiger palm were she switched the sandpaper grit and continued this hard rub with the base of her palm back and forth. Then she switched to lion spear, where she straightened her fingers out, jabbed you as her as she could with her fingers, then pushed in even harder. She repeated this over and over for 20 minutes. I finally told her to stop and that I was going to leave. She asked me what was wrong and if I ever got a deep tissue massage before? I told her yes but have no clue what the hell she thinks she was doing. I actually left in pain and had bruises the next day. I gave her the money and asked for paper towels, she handed me two LOL she got on phone as I was dressing telling someone what happenned. As I am leaving, her comes Santa Claus pulling down the street, he sees me and pulls into the auto parts store, as I head up the block to lake Mary Blvd he makes a uturn and pulls right up to the place, he is the manager, the guy on the phone. Horrible place. Horrible place. Massage 0 looks 0 pain 10.

[Sex Xes]

Did you get just the HE or is there anything else on the menu? Also what's the damage or house fee.

NB1.

Door fee is 80 + they want 20 for a table shower, which I declined.

She didn't offer a menu. Hope to find out next time.

[PrimeVector]

Anyone got any info on this one? If not, maybe I'll take one for the team. Saw it last night. Huge friggin sign on the north side of Colonial just east of Mills. I've done the Lucky Dragon which is nearby. Nice for a nap, but really hit or miss for dreaming and I was wondering if this one might be better. Sign is certainly big enough!

[Smgcma3434]

Thank you guys. I'm leaving the area.

Sorry to here your leaving. You will be missed.

[RogueOut1991]

Thank you guys. I'm leaving the area.

Good luck. Hope it works out for you. You're awesome person.

[Member #6031]

Goodbye Michelle, I only had the pleasure once, but you are the best and truly unforgettable. All the best, be safe, and hope to see you again if you return to the area.

Golfer.

Thank you guys. I'm leaving the area.

[DeadEye65]

Thank you guys. I'm leaving the area.

Good luck. Wish I could have connected with you.

[ImNewAtThis]

I had a dream that I gave this company a try. What a horrible dream! In my dream they claim to be at your door in 30 minutes. An hour later I call and am told she's another ten minutes out. At this point I wait it out. They ask if you want this race or that race. I tell them I don't care about race, but do prefer thinner women. By thin they must have thought I meant fat, because a really heavy woman shows up at my door. At this point I feel invested so I just go with it. When I dreamed about setting up the appointment I was told it was a flat rate of $150 for an hour. Well what their flat rate gets you is a fully clothed heavy set woman giving you the lamest excuse for a massage you'll ever have with no extras in the end. I dream that I inquire about the fact that she's still fully clothed and am told that a fully clothed standard ending will be another $75. And that is still fully clothed! For anything to come off would be extra beyond that. WHAT? At this point I'm so annoyed I just tell her that my shoulders are sore and I would just like her to spend the hour on my shoulders and back. Thirty minutes into the massage she says, we're all done. My knee jerk was to insist on the full hour, but I just chalked it up to experience and sent her on her way. On a side note, I've noticed that they change phone numbers a lot. I can see why. This is my first post so I hope this link works.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5428/14005887

[Aquarian62]

Saw Jackie by the airport. She is unbelievably beautiful. Her body is stellar! Pretty face, fantastic boobs and a perfect ass!! Her looks alone are worth the price of admission.

The service is somewhat lackluster, YMMV. I have seen her twice just for the view. She knows how hot she is, so she doesn't put in much effort.

If she mustered some enthusiasm she would be a star and I would be broke.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aymate/8679333

I've had the pleasure of experiencing Jackie's talents many times. I found that her enthusiasm matched her beauty, talent, and positive attitude. She is a star in my book and highly recommended.

[NaughtyBoy1]

Did you get just the HE or is there anything else on the menu? Also what's the damage or house fee.

NB1.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...tcall/12111298

Visited the AMP on futures Dr the other day. Don't confuse it with the one on Commodities Cir. That has a large MASSAGE sign outside. This place has a very nondescript entrance, I think it said hongkong massage on the door. Nice clean place. Anna did the massage. Barely 5' tall, attractive with a nice rack. Gave a very good massage, allowed lots of OTC roaming with a nice ending. She is very friendly & it will be worth another visit to see just how friendly she will get.

[MichelleMass]

Thank you guys. I'm leaving the area.