Massage Parlor Reports

[Dick Jackman]

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

Thanks, Jay7005 for perhaps the most entertaining and informative review I have ever seen on this board. Your experience was both cringe worthy and laugh-out-loud funny at the same time. We've all had similar experiences: we return to the scene of a pleasant memory only to find that time has moved on and the prior pleasant memory cannot be duplicated. Your review makes a hobbyist want to avoid every AMP in Longwood for fear of visiting the one in question.

[MotoMadman]

Where would I find this Lily?

Go to BP body rubs and search "lily gold".

[Member #5575]

Been there. It is on 434 west of I 4.

I agree with all of this.

Only value of this place, and sadly I've been there, . If you are in the neighborhood with no time. She will do a 15 minute HE and relieve some stress.

Only problem for me was. WHen I did the 15 minute 'milk it out of me' plan. I though a. 2 tip would work and she wanted. 4 which I did.

I won't go back. Girls don't figure that in. They like to raise the tip price. But lose on repeat business.

Jay, what a perspective.

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

[Bill TheKid]

I can't find a link to Lilly's ad. But if you PM me, I will give you the #. I don't think we are supposed to post phone numbers in this thread.

[SexJuice]

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

Hahaha this is so good. I love this board!

[Jay7005]

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

[Stroke City]

Stopped in the other day to see how it was. Opted for the full H at. 8. Mediocre massage and light tease. On th flip side negotiated for the whole enchilada at $. 40. Was an OK time but I doubt I will repeat. Looking for something better to visit on a regular basis.

Today I was driving and on S OBT and saw a place just south of the turnpike on the right. Search the site but didn't really find anything. Anyone have any recent intel on that place?

SC.

[LuvInIt007]

Saw Lily in Winter Springs. She was running a $. 3 special. The woman is built like a fitness model. Good massage and standard HE. Another girl working there looked great. Will try to schedule with her. May repeat with Lily.

Where would I find this Lily?

[LuvInIt007]

She looks incredible and from the research I found she sounds like the Nikki that used to be at luxsa. She was a drop dead gorgeous Latina with a very similar face and an amazing ass. I've been trying to find her since she left luxsa. Any idea if this is her? I think only myself and one other guy ever posted a review of the Nikki that was at luxsa and she was only there for about a month. I'll go anyway but just wondering.

This Nikki I don't believe ever worked at Luxsa, if she did it was before my time of being on here. This Nikki was always independant except for a small amount of time at another spa.

[BuffGuy111]

You Florida guys are so lucky.

If anyone visits Lily soon tell her her Upstate NY friends hopes she visits us soon. She is missed.

Sorry dude. She is ours now LOL. Delivering your message won't even be a thought the next time I'm laying on her table. LOL.

BG111.

[Ukieman]

Sorry, my Brother, This way has worked well for me for many years. That is not to say that I would leave that amount in any and every establishment, only those that I have a reasonable expectation of the level of service.

IMHO, there is nothing that I hate more than having to get up in the middle of a rub to give the girl the expected or agreed upon $.

And if I had lost it, oh well, it would not have been the end of the world. Just the last time I ever went there.

Why would you lay out any $ before hand anyway. You're lucky she didn't take it. Once that happens there's usually no getting it back regardless of the services rendered.

[EasyRidingChef]

Yeah, I'm WAY overdue for a visit with her at her new location. Been there two or three times, and each time was just what the Dr ordered!

She rocks and the best at massage / upgraded, very talented and even with heels on. She has a very nice cozy place that makes you feel comfortable. Trying to set up a "4 hands" for an hour. Hope to hear from her soon. Can't wait been too long since last visit.

[Aquarian62]

Saw Lily in Winter Springs. She was running a $. 3 special. The woman is built like a fitness model. Good massage and standard HE. Another girl working there looked great. Will try to schedule with her. May repeat with Lily.

I had the pleasure of meeting Lily last week. Super sweet. Super talented. Super clean. Highly recommended.

[Prophotog]

Avalon rocks, she is very professional and one of my top picks. Had her twice at Luxsa, shortly after the transition to becoming solo I have not seen her since. Another extremely hot spinner with some very nice assets. Well worth the time and coinage. Total package! LV.

Yeah, I'm WAY overdue for a visit with her at her new location. Been there two or three times, and each time was just what the Dr ordered!

[Crazy Old]

Saw Lily in Winter Springs. She was running a $. 3 special. The woman is built like a fitness model. Good massage and standard HE. Another girl working there looked great. Will try to schedule with her. May repeat with Lily.

You Florida guys are so lucky.

If anyone visits Lily soon tell her her Upstate NY friends hopes she visits us soon. She is missed.