Massage Parlor Reports

[Hanging10]

Was in the Century City area for work so I thought I'd hit up a few places near where I was staying.

1. Health Center.

Thought I saw some good reviews on here about this joint. Walked in and 40+ old at the front. Showed me in. Turns out she was the provider. Not so great looking, flabby belly and saggy tits. I will say she gave the BEST massage ever and super sweet too. Only HE with some roaming OTC but I did get inside to feel her saggy titties. HJ skills were decent but her personality was nice. . 4 for the house and. 6 (overpaid but she was nice) tip. Walls did not go all the way up and had a curtain for a door.

2. Bella Belisimo.

Got a smoking hot thai lady. Butter face but damn, hot bod. Super fit and lean. Nice firm titties. She was wearing black yoga pants and a black spaghetti strap top. Ok massage. I didn't like her attitude though. She was kinda. Not nice. I think she was afraid I was LE. She kept asking me questions and then even straight up asked me if I was LE! On the flip. HJ only but she dropped her top and let me suck her nips. OTC down south. She had me sit up for the HJ while she humped my leg. Weird thing tho, she said that my "life was in her hands" and she made a dick breaking motion and sounds. Yikes. Hot girl but prob won't go back. Her dick breaking attitude ruined it for me. . 5 for the house and. 8 tip for full access to the top.

[Ace27]

If anyone can recommend any decent places with FS, HJ, or CBJ in the area def PM me. I'm still new to this site and how it all works I live in Glendale so even any decent spots close by would be great too! Thanks in advance.

[Hornilius69]

Stopped by Lavender today for some action, wham and bam!

No massage was offer, just put $$ donation down then got the full menu.

I got BBBJ and some daty (pussy wasn't fresh at all). But the pussy was tight which make up for it.

I took some time to put my member into. It felt real good pounding that tight snatch.

[Slim Reaper]

Are there any reviews on this place?

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...-1700/59860647

I've tried searching the thread but the reviews are from 2009-2010. What kind of girls, age range, etc? I'm looking to try an AMP for the first time but I want to know what I'm getting into. Appreciate any help or info. Thank you.

[Warrior01]

There's this place that's been advertising alot lately. I called the guy and he gave me an address. I actually live a few blocks away. It looks like a men's fashion store is the front. I was scouting it out from the mc donalds across the street, but I didn't see any one coming in or out from there. Is it common to have anot unrelated store as a front for AMPs? Has anyone been here? Might toftt. http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...y-405/71410399.

So I checked this place out. Just like he described. Men's clothing shop. 50 for hh. My chick was a young skinny thing. Ok face I guess. She wanted 120. I wasn't going to do 170 total for this so I got my money back. Nice enough people tho.

[Chris Wake]

Totally agree, but maybe you could get a styling new suit at wholesale.

I think it's time for a wardrobe change tbh. Probably take a peek into the place while trying on some suits.

[PlayerN818]

I like how they blatantly use a bbw model's pics. I haven't been there but I can assure you the lady / ladies will not look like that once you step in.

Totally agree, but maybe you could get a styling new suit at wholesale.

[Chris Wake]

There's this place that's been advertising alot lately. I called the guy and he gave me an address. I actually live a few blocks away. It looks like a men's fashion store is the front. I was scouting it out from the mc donalds across the street, but I didn't see any one coming in or out from there. Is it common to have anot unrelated store as a front for AMPs? Has anyone been here? Might toftt. http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...y-405/71410399.

I like how they blatantly use a bbw model's pics. I haven't been there but I can assure you the lady / ladies will not look like that once you step in.

[AedBurg]

There's this place that's been advertising alot lately. I called the guy and he gave me an address. I actually live a few blocks away. It looks like a men's fashion store is the front. I was scouting it out from the mc donalds across the street, but I didn't see any one coming in or out from there. Is it common to have anot unrelated store as a front for AMPs? Has anyone been here? Might toftt. http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...y-405/71410399.

[Miketastic69]

Gents.

My travels find me stuck in downtown LA for a few days and I am looking for an MP that does all the things I like. I rtff but I'm coming up empty. Any advice will be well-taken and I will reciprocate for any of the cities I frequent, esp Vegas and Orlando. PM is fine.

[Seafor]

Went looking for Jenny at happy time. She wasn't there. Long story short, there are two ancient hags working there. . 2 in the door. . 6 tip for CBJ. She couldn't get the hat on so she just says "no condon" and goes to BBj / HJ. I wasn't really happy about this but I figured "fuck it, lesson learned" finished and she gave me a towel and some alcohol wipes. Wow.

Place just moved into my avoid category. I'll stick to my $ apartment girls. Though it would be nice to get a FS place with a decent $ massage.

[Large Ess]

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

Straight forward advice is all you gave. This site is a huge resource but people want the immediate gratification (well we ARE mongers) of instant knowledge. Ironic that right after theses post another newbie asks about "Where can I find this?" It is so much easier these days to find out where the action is in whatever form you like.

[YourFunLives]

I a a newbie and check out some places before. Most of them are Thai massage.

I hope to find some young, slim ladies. No need for FS. I only search for HE, HJ, BJ.

I probably will check out Thai Hi and Bella Bellissimo. They are all seems Thai providers tho.

Not like I don't like Thai, but I am wondering if anyone will know some place having Japanese or Korean?

Reply or PM is appreciated.

[JsMonger1]

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

Well said Camel. Too many newbies don't take the time to RTFF or do their own research. You are one of the few posters who provide true guidance and value. Keep it up.

[PlayerN818]

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

Camel,

Kudos to posting an sdult, well thought out dissertation to benefit a newbie.