Massage Parlor Reports

[Nohassles]

I stopped by here the other day after having read a little about them. I have been a long time fan and customer and other area AMPs but was looking for something new and different that day. Was greeted at the door by average looking 40 ish Korean woman. She said her name is Jody. I would say 5-6 on AMP scale. She quoted $80 for hour. I hesitated only a moment and she quickly said "but if you stay now I can do $70". That was enough incentive for me to stay. She proceeded with a better than average massage, regularly checking with me to see if the pressure was ok, etc. She was friendly and upbeat. She offered hot stones which I took and she made that a very pleasant experience. And one I don't get very often. Near the end she stopped and gave me that unsure look and asked "what do you want now? I reached back and gave her upper leg a soft rub and told her to finish with light touch. She did an ok tease, but not as good as I've gotten elsewhere. On the flip she starts working on junior but without much sensuality. I started roaming, she didn't object but didn't really make it easy for me and she wasn't encouraging about it. I got some utc roaming but, again, she wasn't voluntarily assisting. In the beginning I asked about a shower and she told me they only had a stand up shower. I told her I might take one at the end. She cleaned me up pretty well with hot towels and I didn't take the shower. In summary, she has a nice body and an ok face. . . Terrific massage and basic utc roaming he. I might repeat to see if she warms up a little. The location is very convenient for me.

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[Member #5271]

Appreciate the late review and kind compliments! Glad you enjoyed your visit and you're always welcome back for even more fun. Don't be such a stranger (wink).

I am way overdue on this report. I saw Avalon several months ago. After several screening emails back and forth we set a date. He place is the nicest massage parlor I have ever seen. Avalon looks amazing and was a lot of fun. She does not like details in reports so I will leave it at that.

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[Member #6038]

Thanks, Jay7005 for perhaps the most entertaining and informative review I have ever seen on this board. Your experience was both cringe worthy and laugh-out-loud funny at the same time. We've all had similar experiences: we return to the scene of a pleasant memory only to find that time has moved on and the prior pleasant memory cannot be duplicated. Your review makes a hobbyist want to avoid every AMP in Longwood for fear of visiting the one in question.

Jay's experience was at Sunshine. I dropped in there a couple of years ago and the same women answered the door. I think I posted a review at the time. I asked if she was going to be my therapist and she said yes. Fortunately I wasn't trying to relive a previous good time so had the presence of mind to walk away. She is easily in her sixties and likely more like seventy plus years old.

For me all of the Longwood AMPs are a no fly zone. Gikku has consistently below average experiences. I drop in every year or so but it never really changes much. Old or fat therapists. Usually a crappy massage. Often they will disrobe to some level but its not something you really want to see. I've never been to the one down near 427 because whenever I've seen a review its always negative. Tokyo's table shower has that sulphuric smell you often get with well water. Yumi has been there consistently for the last few years and is a cutie but the massage is always pretty light with all of the therapists. Very basic menu. If you went often you can probably get to some level of disrobing but I haven't been enthused enough to invest in the frequent repeat visits.

For me, If I'm hobbying in Seminole County I stick to Casselberry and Altamonte locations.

[Black904]

Was in town new years eve and made a stop at an AMP notfar from sea world but can't remember the name. It was in a strip mall with a restaurant on one side and a souvenir ahop on the other. This probably describes several AMPs in orlando, but hoping someone can help me out. I'm headed back to town and want to give them another try as I saw potential as I was leaving. Why didn't I review the firstvisit? Because outside of a lttle shower play from a chubby chick, nothing else happend.

[Jimhatz]

Went in today around 4 pm and the place was empty. Yung led me back for the usual table shower. She seemed a bit nervous. Asking the usual questions etc. I said that I don't remember her and she tells me it's her first day! Opted for the HH for $50 -- as I'm not sure what I'd be getting but let me tell you she was very sensuous when it came to the flip. It was the most unusual HE. It started with her straddling me, kissing my back then my ear then blowing and then a brief tossing of the salad. Which was not expected! Upon the flip she mounted me and ground her spandexed self into my hardened member with lots of dirty talk. Ended with a HE accompanied by more dirty talk. She's pretty good for a newbie! Instead of the usual 40 left 70 - it was that good!

I had the same experience. Boy if she was nude, it would have been a great b2 b. At one point she was blowing on my dick and I thought she was going to give me a little BJ.

[Dick Jackman]

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

Thanks, Jay7005 for perhaps the most entertaining and informative review I have ever seen on this board. Your experience was both cringe worthy and laugh-out-loud funny at the same time. We've all had similar experiences: we return to the scene of a pleasant memory only to find that time has moved on and the prior pleasant memory cannot be duplicated. Your review makes a hobbyist want to avoid every AMP in Longwood for fear of visiting the one in question.

[MotoMadman]

Where would I find this Lily?

Go to BP body rubs and search "lily gold".

[Member #5575]

Been there. It is on 434 west of I 4.

I agree with all of this.

Only value of this place, and sadly I've been there, . If you are in the neighborhood with no time. She will do a 15 minute HE and relieve some stress.

Only problem for me was. WHen I did the 15 minute 'milk it out of me' plan. I though a. 2 tip would work and she wanted. 4 which I did.

I won't go back. Girls don't figure that in. They like to raise the tip price. But lose on repeat business.

Jay, what a perspective.

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

[Bill TheKid]

I can't find a link to Lilly's ad. But if you PM me, I will give you the #. I don't think we are supposed to post phone numbers in this thread.

[SexJuice]

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

Hahaha this is so good. I love this board!

[Jay7005]

All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.

[Stroke City]

Stopped in the other day to see how it was. Opted for the full H at. 8. Mediocre massage and light tease. On th flip side negotiated for the whole enchilada at $. 40. Was an OK time but I doubt I will repeat. Looking for something better to visit on a regular basis.

Today I was driving and on S OBT and saw a place just south of the turnpike on the right. Search the site but didn't really find anything. Anyone have any recent intel on that place?

SC.

[LuvInIt007]

Saw Lily in Winter Springs. She was running a $. 3 special. The woman is built like a fitness model. Good massage and standard HE. Another girl working there looked great. Will try to schedule with her. May repeat with Lily.

Where would I find this Lily?

[LuvInIt007]

She looks incredible and from the research I found she sounds like the Nikki that used to be at luxsa. She was a drop dead gorgeous Latina with a very similar face and an amazing ass. I've been trying to find her since she left luxsa. Any idea if this is her? I think only myself and one other guy ever posted a review of the Nikki that was at luxsa and she was only there for about a month. I'll go anyway but just wondering.

This Nikki I don't believe ever worked at Luxsa, if she did it was before my time of being on here. This Nikki was always independant except for a small amount of time at another spa.

[BuffGuy111]

You Florida guys are so lucky.

If anyone visits Lily soon tell her her Upstate NY friends hopes she visits us soon. She is missed.

Sorry dude. She is ours now LOL. Delivering your message won't even be a thought the next time I'm laying on her table. LOL.

BG111.