Massage Parlor Reports

[PlayerN818]

I like how they blatantly use a bbw model's pics. I haven't been there but I can assure you the lady / ladies will not look like that once you step in.

Totally agree, but maybe you could get a styling new suit at wholesale.

[Chris Wake]

There's this place that's been advertising alot lately. I called the guy and he gave me an address. I actually live a few blocks away. It looks like a men's fashion store is the front. I was scouting it out from the mc donalds across the street, but I didn't see any one coming in or out from there. Is it common to have anot unrelated store as a front for AMPs? Has anyone been here? Might toftt. http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...y-405/71410399.

I like how they blatantly use a bbw model's pics. I haven't been there but I can assure you the lady / ladies will not look like that once you step in.

[AedBurg]

There's this place that's been advertising alot lately. I called the guy and he gave me an address. I actually live a few blocks away. It looks like a men's fashion store is the front. I was scouting it out from the mc donalds across the street, but I didn't see any one coming in or out from there. Is it common to have anot unrelated store as a front for AMPs? Has anyone been here? Might toftt. http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...y-405/71410399.

[Miketastic69]

Gents.

My travels find me stuck in downtown LA for a few days and I am looking for an MP that does all the things I like. I rtff but I'm coming up empty. Any advice will be well-taken and I will reciprocate for any of the cities I frequent, esp Vegas and Orlando. PM is fine.

[Seafor]

Went looking for Jenny at happy time. She wasn't there. Long story short, there are two ancient hags working there. . 2 in the door. . 6 tip for CBJ. She couldn't get the hat on so she just says "no condon" and goes to BBj / HJ. I wasn't really happy about this but I figured "fuck it, lesson learned" finished and she gave me a towel and some alcohol wipes. Wow.

Place just moved into my avoid category. I'll stick to my $ apartment girls. Though it would be nice to get a FS place with a decent $ massage.

[Large Ess]

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

Straight forward advice is all you gave. This site is a huge resource but people want the immediate gratification (well we ARE mongers) of instant knowledge. Ironic that right after theses post another newbie asks about "Where can I find this?" It is so much easier these days to find out where the action is in whatever form you like.

[YourFunLives]

I a a newbie and check out some places before. Most of them are Thai massage.

I hope to find some young, slim ladies. No need for FS. I only search for HE, HJ, BJ.

I probably will check out Thai Hi and Bella Bellissimo. They are all seems Thai providers tho.

Not like I don't like Thai, but I am wondering if anyone will know some place having Japanese or Korean?

Reply or PM is appreciated.

[JsMonger1]

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

Well said Camel. Too many newbies don't take the time to RTFF or do their own research. You are one of the few posters who provide true guidance and value. Keep it up.

[PlayerN818]

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

Camel,

Kudos to posting an sdult, well thought out dissertation to benefit a newbie.

[Mondo72]

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

Hey Camel,

Great lesson, hope he learns from your post. Many newbie mongers will really benefit by reading your post and remembering the points you make.

Mondo.

[The Camel]

I started to read your reply thinking there would a point to the ridiculing but alas found no point. I went to. Thai place and was pleasantly surprised. Period. I don't gave a membership to rubmaps. The point of my post was to ask if anyone has had experience there or recommends elsewhere. I was specific in that I'm looking for a hot model type. I'm not seeing an issue.

If you think I ridiculed you then I wonder if you may be too sensitive to withstand a deep tissue massage. If you found no useful response to the report you gave, then perhaps it would be of use to others. You opened your report saying you just wanted a legit massage but walked into Thai Hi with no knowledge and not enough to pay for what's on the menu. I meant to give you a gentle kick in the butt with no ridicule to educate you to the following:

1. Legit v. HE? This question is answered for free in various places on the internet for the vast majority of MPs in SoCal. You just have to make the effort to look for the answer before you walk in the door if you don't want to take your chances;.

2. Rmaps has that answer most of the time for you and YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A PAYING SUBSCRIBER as I am not a paying subscriber to that site, just as I wrote the first time. I dare you to check out the "Thai Hi" entry on Rub Maps and not be able to figure out whether it is legit or HE (actually a search on this site will reveal the answer for Thai Hi);.

3. The physical setup of Thai MPs in Hollywood and K-Town does not tell you how the hour will end up;.

4. Thai HE girls in Hollywood / K-Town tend to be aggressive about tipping scale. They're less happy than most with $40 for HE (not that they won't get it done for that amount), and the legit practitioners are less happy with $10 tips than elsewhere. That would be an obvious reason that you didn't get her most charming personality.

Beyond what I communicated in the initial response, it's important for inexperienced mongers to understand that it is an unwritten law of local MPs that HJ provider is unhappy about doing a legit hour for a fraction of her normal HE tip, FS providers don't want to do HJ only and end up with less than a FS tip. So if attitude is important to you as it is to me, it is important to know what kind of establishment you're in so you can maximize the connection between buyer and seller. Don't go to a FS place for a HJ and don't go to a HJ place for legit if you want both service and the best attitude, so as I suggested, do some rudimentary research. Also, many or most first timers in a place new to them receive a somewhat chilly reception. You need to make an effort to develop trust and IME that is especially easy in Thai places. These girls are mostly highly sociable and even flirtatious. But you've got to show your own charm and wit before you get any back from many of them. A modest but sincere compliment and a little humor go a long long way to break the ice in all MPs and nowhere more than Thai MPs.

[Tipisil]

Hi guys,

I just wanted a legitimate thai massage a week ago and stumbled across Thai Hi. It's in or near or Koreatown. Walked in just to check prices and this total babe was there. Skinny, model type with tattoos on her chest. I cannot seem to remember her name. While she's massaging me she starts slipping into my ass crack and near my balls. Very sensual. I told her it felt amazing so she kept doing it then asked if I knew about the tip. It finally caught on that she would do more! Argh! I feel like a fool because I only had enough money for the massage and a $10 tip. Remember, I wasn't expecting this, especially in a room with just a curtain. She was so hot too. So she just continued with the regular massage (I went with 30 min).

I want to go back. Really bad. The vibe I had from her, however, was not the warmest personality. Hot yes. Very hot, IMO. I just wonder if there are any other really hot, model types that you guys would recommend. Or, maybe you've been here and have feedback?

I should add that I'm an occasional hobbyist because of financial reasons so I save up for special moments. I've sort of narrowed it down to also wanting to see Pamela Balian, who I see on backpage quite a bit. 2 other places that appeal are Eco and Puenta based on things I've read, but I worry about FS. I don't how you guys do bare or uncovered anything! Do you really want whatever she might have?

Okay, LOL thanks a lot. .

If you're low on cash and save up hit up El Clasificado. You can find some gems that are totally worth coming back to numerous times.

[BoulderBoy]

I started to read your reply thinking there would a point to the ridiculing but alas found no point. I went to. Thai place and was pleasantly surprised. Period. I don't gave a membership to rubmaps. The point of my post was to ask if anyone has had experience there or recommends elsewhere. I was specific in that I'm looking for a hot model type. I'm not seeing an issue.

C'Mon. BoulderBoy. You've got to apply some fundamental knowledge that we all have access to in the "information age". You're not exactly a rookie and you know about this site. Do you know about The RMaps site where you don't have to subscribe to easily figure out which places are legit and which are HE and FS? Do you not have a phone? You're sitting in Thai Hi's parking lot, plug the name into the phone and you'd know in 1 minute that this is nothing but a rub and tug establishment. BTW, almost all the Thai places in Hollywood and K-Town have curtained booths with walls that don't make it to the ceiling. Doesn't tell you anything about what to expect. Thai girls are often more aggressive than Chinese and Koreans about tips and I doubt this "model type" at Thai Hi was very pleased with $10 even for legit. They usually want $15-20 though they get their share of female customers who tip percentages similar to what they give the waitress at lunch. Bottom line is there are many legit Thai places in the area and also many rub and tugs. You can't go in blind with specific expectations unless you enjoy the adventure of that which some do. Do your research.

[The Camel]

Hi guys,

I just wanted a legitimate thai massage a week ago and stumbled across Thai Hi. It's in or near or Koreatown. Walked in just to check prices and this total babe was there. Skinny, model type with tattoos on her chest. I cannot seem to remember her name. While she's massaging me she starts slipping into my ass crack and near my balls. Very sensual. I told her it felt amazing so she kept doing it then asked if I knew about the tip. It finally caught on that she would do more! Argh! I feel like a fool because I only had enough money for the massage and a $10 tip. Remember, I wasn't expecting this, especially in a room with just a curtain. She was so hot too. So she just continued with the regular massage (I went with 30 min).

I want to go back. Really bad. The vibe I had from her, however, was not the warmest personality. Hot yes. Very hot, IMO. I just wonder if there are any other really hot, model types that you guys would recommend. Or, maybe you've been here and have feedback?

I should add that I'm an occasional hobbyist because of financial reasons so I save up for special moments. I've sort of narrowed it down to also wanting to see Pamela Balian, who I see on backpage quite a bit. 2 other places that appeal are Eco and Puenta based on things I've read, but I worry about FS. I don't how you guys do bare or uncovered anything! Do you really want whatever she might have?

Okay, LOL thanks a lot. .

C'Mon. BoulderBoy. You've got to apply some fundamental knowledge that we all have access to in the "information age". You're not exactly a rookie and you know about this site. Do you know about The RMaps site where you don't have to subscribe to easily figure out which places are legit and which are HE and FS? Do you not have a phone? You're sitting in Thai Hi's parking lot, plug the name into the phone and you'd know in 1 minute that this is nothing but a rub and tug establishment. BTW, almost all the Thai places in Hollywood and K-Town have curtained booths with walls that don't make it to the ceiling. Doesn't tell you anything about what to expect. Thai girls are often more aggressive than Chinese and Koreans about tips and I doubt this "model type" at Thai Hi was very pleased with $10 even for legit. They usually want $15-20 though they get their share of female customers who tip percentages similar to what they give the waitress at lunch. Bottom line is there are many legit Thai places in the area and also many rub and tugs. You can't go in blind with specific expectations unless you enjoy the adventure of that which some do. Do your research.

[Zauriel]

You can if she likes your vibe and you offer her 5$.

It sucks Pamela Balian only does massages. I was watching some of her videos the other day and I'd love to bone her.