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**JRyderLex** · 05-17-16 20:52

Originally Posted by Eielson14 [View Original Post]

Didn't like my dream with UTR Katie in Nicholasville. Instead of the infamous couch, I dreamt of her in her bedroom. From the minute I arrived in my dream it seemed like she was busy. I understood she was attending to her sick grandmother. There was someone there helping her grandmother. We were in the next room over from them and could hear them talking thru the walls. That made me uncomfortable. And then she had to leave the room several times to do things. When the guy helping her grandmother left she stopped and left the room again to attend to her. By that time I was growing impatient and I decided I was just going to leave because I was growing more uncomfortable. She was not happy AT ALL that I decided to leave. Maybe I caught her at a bad day, as she didn't seem all that interested either. She is a beautiful thing however, tiny spinner. Bottom line if you don't like others in and out of the house or being interrupted you probably shouldn't hit her up. Any questions just ask.

859-XXX-2802.

I saw Jamie recently. She asked me to text when I got to her street, which I did. She went dark. I don't wait so I took off. Before I got out of and'ville she texted that she had to take care of a situation with her granny. She convinced me to come back.

I don't think anyone else was in the house but she was nervous about disturbing her granny. In spite of that she gave me a solid hour of a great time. She gives a great BBBJ and she has a tight pussy to die for. We did cg and k9. I was afraid I'd break her in miss. She was dissapointed that I didn't finish but those little blue pills do that sometimes. Hey, given the choice I'd rather go at it for an hour with no he rather that 5 min and it's over! ; So I left happy.

I will repeat but I hope she'll do an outcall next time.

**JRyderLex** · 05-17-16 20:42

Originally Posted by JayDaddy75 [View Original Post]

Have searched with no luck, any help appreciated, PM me if you need to.

http://lexington.backpage.com/Female...-0121/10556428

Give Jamie a try. Tall, thin, nice ass. Not very pretty in the face but her face will be pointing in the other direction.

**LookInFusum2** · 05-17-16 20:34

Originally Posted by CashBubba [View Original Post]

I captured her ad a few weeks back, here's a pic of that ad and the pics from that ad.

After seeing earlier review I actually stubled across very recognizeable pic / ad at b*s of BP dot c* Try that.

**CashBubba** · 05-17-16 20:07

Originally Posted by MrCombatWombat [View Original Post]

How are you folks even contacting her? I'm not seeing anything on BP, and haven't seen any numbers posted here. Shit, I'll throw her 100 for a hh.

I captured her ad a few weeks back, here's a pic of that ad and the pics from that ad.

**CashBubba** · 05-17-16 19:56

Originally Posted by Ktucky79 [View Original Post]

I think this review was of her by Lexiboy.

Mistake.

Made the mistake of going to see Misty who advertises as the sweet little country girl at the Bryan Station Inn (859-XXX-1081). I was on that side of town, in the mood and she got back to me kinda quick. When I asked her how much time the $50 got me she replied "it lasts till your done". I didn't expect much but I figured if she looked scary when I got there I could bolt. She came to the door fully dressed, and to my surprise looked pretty much as she did in the ad. THEN the clothes came off. GOOD. LORD! All I can say is she looked like a human shar pei (sp?) everything on this woman sagged. I mean EVERYTHING! (Remember the granny cartoons in Playboy?) She advertises as 35 but the body looked like what I imagine a well worn 65 year old would. I closed my eyes and pretended to be elsewhere- I kind of challenged myself to see if I could do it. She insisted on using her own cover which I can only guess was a quarter inch thick and made by Firestone. She did maybe 3 minutes of a really bad bit of head and then suggested we do it doggy. Unfortunately I had to open my eyes to assume the position and that did kill about any hope I had- though I will say Mr. Wiggly seemed attentive in spite of things. After being there maybe 5 minutes. Her phone rang with calls and vibrated with messages. After maybe 45 seconds of doggy she started asking if I was close. Yes, in fact, I was close to getting dressed and getting the hell out of there. After about another 90 seconds I pretended to pop and then hurriedly dressed. She commented she'd like to see me again but that I'd need to pay a little extra if I was always going to take that long! (I had been there 7-8 minutes tops. Literally, 7 or 8 minutes! I told her I'd deal with that next time- knowing full well there would be no next time! As I exited her next date arrived, or should I say next 3 dates. I wanted to warn them but they were all speaking Spanish and I decided they were on their own. I guess I'll say pass on this one, unless you maybe have a granny fantasy. I kinda feel scarred for life- it was ugly boys.

Whew I dodged that one thankfully for the review I won't think of trying.

**Ktucky79** · 05-17-16 19:28

I think this review was of her by Lexiboy.

Mistake.

Made the mistake of going to see Misty who advertises as the sweet little country girl at the Bryan Station Inn (859-XXX-1081). I was on that side of town, in the mood and she got back to me kinda quick. When I asked her how much time the $50 got me she replied "it lasts till your done". I didn't expect much but I figured if she looked scary when I got there I could bolt. She came to the door fully dressed, and to my surprise looked pretty much as she did in the ad. THEN the clothes came off. GOOD. LORD! All I can say is she looked like a human shar pei (sp?) everything on this woman sagged. I mean EVERYTHING! (Remember the granny cartoons in Playboy?) She advertises as 35 but the body looked like what I imagine a well worn 65 year old would. I closed my eyes and pretended to be elsewhere- I kind of challenged myself to see if I could do it. She insisted on using her own cover which I can only guess was a quarter inch thick and made by Firestone. She did maybe 3 minutes of a really bad bit of head and then suggested we do it doggy. Unfortunately I had to open my eyes to assume the position and that did kill about any hope I had- though I will say Mr. Wiggly seemed attentive in spite of things. After being there maybe 5 minutes. Her phone rang with calls and vibrated with messages. After maybe 45 seconds of doggy she started asking if I was close. Yes, in fact, I was close to getting dressed and getting the hell out of there. After about another 90 seconds I pretended to pop and then hurriedly dressed. She commented she'd like to see me again but that I'd need to pay a little extra if I was always going to take that long! (I had been there 7-8 minutes tops. Literally, 7 or 8 minutes! I told her I'd deal with that next time- knowing full well there would be no next time! As I exited her next date arrived, or should I say next 3 dates. I wanted to warn them but they were all speaking Spanish and I decided they were on their own. I guess I'll say pass on this one, unless you maybe have a granny fantasy. I kinda feel scarred for life- it was ugly boys.

Originally Posted by JayDaddy75 [View Original Post]

Have searched with no luck, any help appreciated, PM me if you need to.

http://lexington.backpage.com/Female...-0121/10556428

**JayDaddy75** · 05-17-16 17:44

Have searched with no luck, any help appreciated, PM me if you need to.

http://lexington.backpage.com/Female...-0121/10556428

**TomCat111** · 05-17-16 14:21

Hey guys I was hoping why'all could help me out. I want to find a girl who's a greek fanatic or at the very least can take it like a champ. A lot of girls say they offer it but then when it's time to get to it I always get the "your too big" I'm sure some of them say they offer it so you take the plunge but they really never intended it in the first place. So who are some girls who actually like it / take it?

Help is appreciated.

**Eielson14** · 05-17-16 12:31

Didn't like my dream with UTR Katie in Nicholasville. Instead of the infamous couch, I dreamt of her in her bedroom. From the minute I arrived in my dream it seemed like she was busy. I understood she was attending to her sick grandmother. There was someone there helping her grandmother. We were in the next room over from them and could hear them talking thru the walls. That made me uncomfortable. And then she had to leave the room several times to do things. When the guy helping her grandmother left she stopped and left the room again to attend to her. By that time I was growing impatient and I decided I was just going to leave because I was growing more uncomfortable. She was not happy AT ALL that I decided to leave. Maybe I caught her at a bad day, as she didn't seem all that interested either. She is a beautiful thing however, tiny spinner. Bottom line if you don't like others in and out of the house or being interrupted you probably shouldn't hit her up. Any questions just ask.

859-XXX-2802.

**Eielson14** · 05-17-16 12:16

Not sure. Maybe I caught her on a good day. She is def the girl in the pics and the pics represent exactly what I showed up in front of when we met. In my dream, as soon as I got in the door she kissed me and was getting close to me. She immediately wanted to jump right into things which isn't my style at all. But I found her to be very attractive and she was very friendly. I didn't see or notice anything that would lead me to believe she is a user of any kind. When I arrived she told me Aunt Flo was visiting and she was limited. Would have been nice to know before hand. She said options were limited due to Flo, so I decided not to partake. She straight up offered Greek to me without hesitation. I almost fell off the bed. That's not my thing so I declined. I just spent about 20 minutes. Or so talking to her. She does have some kind of disability, as you can tell it in her speech or hearing. But it's not a bid deal or at least wasn't for me. The impression I got was that this girl seems to be really wild and love sex. Been in the hobby for a while and haven't really seen anyone like her. She seems to be different and I perceive would be a really, really good time. I left looking forward to meeting her when Aunt Flo's visit was over. Any questions just ask. She won't leave her ad up long enough to post it. But she's the skinny red head, with a huge tat across her stomach and thighs, in the red roof in off nicholasville rd.

**WellPastPrime** · 05-17-16 10:12

Originally Posted by Fred77 [View Original Post]

Quick question: how about the teeth? I noticed that in every picture, she has her mouth closed.

Her teeth are not in the best condition. Sadly, this is something I have come to expect from these girls these days. However, this girl's teeth did not interfere with her giving better than average oral services.

**Agent18** · 05-17-16 09:04

Originally Posted by Sysexdata [View Original Post]

Sucks you had that experience. I've met with her 3 times and have had no issues. I've seen absolutely no signs of use in any time visiting with her either, so probably some other reason for her going dark / flaking.

I too had a bad experience. I had appointment set up on Saturday night with her. It was supposed to be at a motel off North Broadway. I was on my way and I get a text that something was going on and she had to leave her room and she would get back to me. Our appointment time came and went. I texted her numerous times and no response. I guess she had to go leave the motel make a score with her dealer. I finally get a text saying sorry can we get together Sunday morning at 9:00. Huh? It really did not suit but said OK. Sunday morning I texted her about 8:00 to confirm. Then several texted several more times nothing. Once again 9:00 came and went. No response. About noon I get a text from her that she oversleep and she was going to get a room Sunday night. WTF, she set up 2nd appointment and oversleeps. I told her to forget it. I am tired of wasting my time with her. Hell No! I was not going to waste time to set up a 3rd appointment for her to be a no show again.

**Agent18** · 05-17-16 08:37

Special Agent 18 here. Sorry about the snafu and interruptions. I have probably had at least a half dozens visits with her and never any interruptions from her "cousin". She always provides excellent service and she great personality.

That did happen to be when I was visiting Aubrey at the lovely and fashionable fleabag resort The Bates Motel er I mean Days. During my visit there is knock at the door she said they will go away. 5 minutes later knock again. Talk about a buzz kill. Hell, You don't know if it is 5-0, her pimp, boy friend! She hops up, opens the door and yells at the guy to go away. She comes back and says "Oh, he just trying to sell some drugs. " That's just great. Well, I had to reboot since I have a older model and he takes me a little longer. But was pretty much out of the mood at that point. Had to get my second wind to finish.

Originally Posted by Fred77 [View Original Post]

Thanks to Agent's post #8017, I Dreamed that I saw Kaidence this weekend. Setup was a little off. She gave me location Athens exit. , then dark. 15 min. Later she said she thought I wasn't real. Whatever that means. Told me she had a regular there, to give her 5 min. 20 min. In parking lot = no fun! Donation was. 7 for Hh. Lighter than her pics, a spinner now don't know what caused that, not going to speculate. Forgot to do an elbow check. No makeup, and hair tied up. Looked ready for sleep. Friendly and lucid, hugged and went straight to business. I had her twerk like her video in the Ad. - cute. Agent and I disagree a little on piercings. They look good, but get in the way. Always afraid I'll chip a tooth! Small chest. A couple of minutes into BBBJ, door opens and catches on the security catch (that thing on the door frame that you swing inward over the little post on the door), she tell person to go away, said it was her cousin who left her phone. A few min. Later, room phone rings, I tell her to answer and tell cousin she will call her back in 20, can't have phone now, which she did (she was going to anyway). In fairness to her, she didn't have time to tell "cousin" about me, I walked in as the last guy was backing out of parking spot.

Back to BBBJ, she wanted to throw on cover and said she liked it from behind, I said 69 first because she has a cute and tiny kitty (not too clean, even though I asked if she had time to clean up after last visit), she mentioned K9 again, so I said OK, then mish, then back to K9 to pop. Room didn't smell smoky, but my clothes did, she lit up as I was leaving. Personality. Nice, Service = meh, repeat. Probably, I've got a feel of what to expect now, and what expectations to set for her.

Thanks for the new reviews lately, for a while it seemed like no one was reviewing, just commenting on things.

Keep the info flowing and be safe brothers.

**Member #5205** · 05-17-16 04:29

Originally Posted by RoastaBotch [View Original Post]

We should start a new thread for photos that's not a good look for girls!! It's even more funnier when the Stanker is smiling in the picture like she's sexy!

What we really need is a new site for members that don't ever actually post any reviews.