Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5113]

I went to get a massage this past Sunday morning. I was bored, so I decided to go.

I did an hour full body massage for $50 with no play, no teasing, and no finish.

So at the end of the first hour I told the girl, let's go another hour, she seemed to be into me, I am young, muscular and good looking.

She spent the second hour rubbing my feet, went to my hands and then to my legs.

There was never any type of play, she was holding my hands like she was my girlfriend.

I have an intuition when females are into me and I think she had a crush, I can't blame her.

But my good looks could not persuade her to handle anything.

She was an average 30 year old with average massage skills. As well as a language barrier.

$100 later, and left with nothing.

Legit place, with false advertising on BP. All show and No Go.

[Member #5113]

This is my first post ever.

Went to get a massage this past Sunday morning, I was bored, this was close by so I went. I walk in and I am the only client in there.

I did a one hour massage and the massage was okay, nothing special. Nothing going on the first hour so I did another hour for an extra $50 dollars.

The second hour of the massage was worse, the girl seemed to tire out from massaging my feet.

I am a good looking, muscular younger guy and I received no play anywhere. Very let down.

The girl actually deemed very attracted to me and still did not handle business.

This place does not back up what they post on BP. No amazing looking Asian rubbing and tugging.

Just a average masseuse and a lame massage, so they seem to be as legit as I have seen.

Any additional info appreciated.

[An349]

It seems that the sudden increase of business has challenged their "business systems".

I also was inspired to make a recent visit and I enjoyed my 30 minute session with one of the girls (not ready to say who just yet). The girls are young and pretty, and although my girl seemed a little inexperienced the HE was nice.

However, I have some major concerns about their location and the lack of security. When I arrived I parked in back and went up the stairs to the apartment. The door was unlocked and I walked in to the kitchen area. No one was in sight so I said "hello?" and my girl came in from one of the other rooms. I wanted to wash up beforehand and saw the rest of the apartment going to / from the bathroom. It was obvious that she and I were the only ones there. We went to the room with the table, and the overall ambiance was nice. However, I don't remember a lock on the door (maybe there was) but after our session we were talking as we went back out to the kitchen area, and I realized that anyone could have walked in off the street while we were in the back room. If LE decided to show up there would be nothing to prevent them from coming and and perhaps even coming into the room.

I realize that if LE really wanted to take a look at things they would have a warrant and would get in eventually, but if there was a receptionist or at least if they kept the outside door locked, there would be some advance warning so that the guy can get into a less compromising position by the time they eventually find their way to the room.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but it seems they have not thought through the pros & cons of the location they are currently using. I saw a table in one other room, and don't remember if there was a table in the living room. If they start scheduling multiple sessions with different girls / clients at the same time, things will get even more chaotic and the ability to do something as simple as locking the outside door will also become impossible.

They also don't have a dedicated phone answering person (like Lake at YGND) and the other day I tried calling several times with no answer and no option to leave a message. The phone response is easy to fix, the apartment setup not so much.

[Krakatoa]

Like many of you, I was inspired by DirtyDuke's recent report to go see the Bunnie ladies. I didn't have quite the peak experience he did, but it was enjoyable overall.

It seems that the sudden increase of business has challenged their "business systems". Probably the first 15 minutes of my session was spent with them trying to figure out who is covering the phones, meeting the next client, etc. I also didn't get Tatiana, whom I was told I was scheduled with.

I too had scheduled a four hands session, not something I normally do. I drew Naomi and the same "friend" that Duke had. Unfortunately, she must remain nameless. Naomi is a cute college girl with a truly perfect body. She wears too much makeup and drinks too much Red Bull and is also clueless at massage, per se. Adding to the negatives, she keeps her pussy to herself. That's her business, but if a client is expecting something more, he will be disappointed. On the positive side, she is friendly, enthusiastic, and delivered a great deal of personal attention.

The session was saved by her friend, who is a truly gorgeous slender blond and happens to be both a lot of fun and a trained masseuse. She is much more forthcoming with her nether parts, upon which I feasted.

The bunnies brag that, unlike the competition, they use real photos on their web site and don't nickel and dime for upsells like using toys. I can't dispute any of that, but there was no opportunity to explore additional types of fun, and there was only a hint of girl on girl. My providers were clearly a little preoccupied. On the other hand, I got to play with two beautiful naked young women who were certainly sweet and said all the right things.

I suspect MB will get their act together and be a big asset to the scene. If I lived in the Lou, I would certainly repeat.

[Hopper11]

Thanks for the input. Guess I'll look for more conventional sources. Some cute girls on RTP.

[OldMongrel]

Go see JoJo at Rain Spa in Ellisville. She is old, overweight and unattractive. I'm pretty sure that's par for the course for HE's this side of the river. Up sell for HE will be $30-40. They have a table shower. You have to pay upfront. If you tip the extra $30-$40 up front you should be good to go. Just say a friend highly recommended you.

Old, fat and ugly. That's quite a recommendation.

[Wyghost]

In other parts of the country the AMPs try to pretend nothing is going on, but it is. In St. Louis the AMPs try to pretend something is going on, but it isn't.

You got that right. Nashville was great before 2001, then the new sheriff came to town.

[Bill Bradsky]

I will be visiting STL this week and I see lots of AMP ads there on BP. But I'm not seeing much about them in this forum? Any reviews or recommendations? Is there something better in town? I used to love the AMPs back in DC when I lived there, and have missed that experience living in uptight Nashville.

In other parts of the country the AMPs try to pretend nothing is going on, but it is. In St. Louis the AMPs try to pretend something is going on, but it isn't.

[Richter]

Unfortunately what you'll find from reading past posts in this forum is that the AMP situation in STL is abysmal. There are two spas in Centreville, which is on the IL side but not far relatively speaking. They are Fuji and Pink. I've been to Fuji, requested a pretty / young girl and had a nice time with a gal who was thin and cute (not that young, but still pretty enough). The prices are higher than what you'll pay for similar services using other providers, but if the AMP experience is your thing then this would be an option for you. Be aware that many of the ladies in these places are older, and it can be a crapshoot what you get when you walk in the door. There used to be another spa open on that block (VIP) and all of the providers that I saw (including mine) were old and a little rough around the edges. I love AMPs but part of the draw for me is younger, thinner girls. To each his own. Good luck.

Go see JoJo at Rain Spa in Ellisville. She is old, overweight and unattractive. I'm pretty sure that's par for the course for HE's this side of the river. Up sell for HE will be $30-40. They have a table shower. You have to pay upfront. If you tip the extra $30-$40 up front you should be good to go. Just say a friend highly recommended you.

[Hockey Dood]

From what I've heard is that she has retired from the biz. Last time I called her number a dude answered and when I asked for her, he said he didn't know a Debbie.

I saw Debbie a couple times a few years ago. Very enjoyable, but no longer see her listed or advertising. She was off Tesson Ferry just a couple of blocks from I-270. Does she still do massages? Any phone number for her?

[Woody12]

Is Dee still working? I use to see her often until she retired at least I thought she had.

[An349]

I will be visiting STL this week and I see lots of AMP ads there on BP. But I'm not seeing much about them in this forum? Any reviews or recommendations? Is there something better in town? I used to love the AMPs back in DC when I lived there, and have missed that experience living in uptight Nashville.

Unfortunately what you'll find from reading past posts in this forum is that the AMP situation in STL is abysmal. There are two spas in Centreville, which is on the IL side but not far relatively speaking. They are Fuji and Pink. I've been to Fuji, requested a pretty / young girl and had a nice time with a gal who was thin and cute (not that young, but still pretty enough). The prices are higher than what you'll pay for similar services using other providers, but if the AMP experience is your thing then this would be an option for you. Be aware that many of the ladies in these places are older, and it can be a crapshoot what you get when you walk in the door. There used to be another spa open on that block (VIP) and all of the providers that I saw (including mine) were old and a little rough around the edges. I love AMPs but part of the draw for me is younger, thinner girls. To each his own. Good luck.

[Wyghost]

I will be visiting STL this week and I see lots of AMP ads there on BP. But I'm not seeing much about them in this forum? Any reviews or recommendations? Is there something better in town? I used to love the AMPs back in DC when I lived there, and have missed that experience living in uptight Nashville.

I lived in Nashville in the late 90's and early 2000's before Nashville became uptight, now you can compare both cities to each other. Nothing like the good old days.

[Hopper11]

I will be visiting STL this week and I see lots of AMP ads there on BP. But I'm not seeing much about them in this forum? Any reviews or recommendations? Is there something better in town? I used to love the AMPs back in DC when I lived there, and have missed that experience living in uptight Nashville.

[Pedalsandmotor]

I saw Debbie a couple times a few years ago. Very enjoyable, but no longer see her listed or advertising. She was off Tesson Ferry just a couple of blocks from I-270. Does she still do massages? Any phone number for her?

I used to love seeing Debbie. If you find anything out, please let me know. Have you tried Dee in St. Charles? I haven't seen her for a couple years, but she still had those great tits and nice plump clit. Hopefully I can see her again soon. I'm jonesin' for an older woman's touch.