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[Member #5589]

I don't have a lot of time to write a long review. Hailey Rose is very cute and accommodating. She is all about you, which I love. She is a must see. PM for details.

100% correct. It's just been the sketchy hosting locations that have kept me from returning.

[DaveyDuck]

I don't have a lot of time to write a long review. Hailey Rose is very cute and accommodating. She is all about you, which I love. She is a must see. PM for details.

[WhiteRookDown]

Garbonzo's suggestions are so spot on! Every hobbyist has his (or her!) fare share of bad experiences. I'd also do what Garbonzo suggests and contact the girl one more time to see how she reacts. But don't go for it if she gives you the attitude.

No, I'm afraid Garbonzo's suggestions are not spot on, and that isn't the type of constructive sharing that is needed. Garbonzo's suggestions are indeed calm and rational, but it all goes out the window because the woman is a THIEF. She knows and knew exactly what she is doing, and to give her some kind of bogus benefit of the doubt is nonsense. All this does is encourage ripoff behavior out in the market, either from her or from others she communicates with or who read these pages. Seriously, you go out and engage in adult activity, and then act like a panting high schooler begging for another shot after you've been ripped off? Call her a thief, say what she is, acknowledge what she does, let everyone see it here in the forum, and be done with it and done with her. A 20 minute session that was supposed to be 60 minutes is absolutely not an accident, but a stone cold theft. So stop dishing the pablum about a second chance and all the conversational gambits to get her to make good. All you're doing is proving that a fool and his money are easily separated. She already knows that. Unfortunately, you, with the money, don't.

[RebelMc74]

If you read my report yesterday in Savannah you may see some similarities here. Nice friendly girl but once again I don't feel I got value for money.

I saw Sunny this evening:

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...hurry/30648059

She is warm if a bit dim (didn't seem to understand what a "conference" is. Which is why I am in Chicago). Her place is close to 16th and Michigan (but not on either of those streets). It's a nice apartment and I met her cute dog but when I arrived she had something cooking in the oven and it soon became clear she wanted to finish her session with me before the dinner burnt!!

She is the girl in e photos and she's very pretty. I got a CBJ and then FS but it was no touching her nipples (sensitive apparently) and it was all over in 15 mins! Afterwards we had a little chat and she seemed to hope I'd want to see her again (she offered to come to my hotel) but for at $150 for "half an hour" it seemed much too expensive for me.

So I have struck out twice in a row. I would welcome and suggestions for good providers offering FS and BBBJ close to downtown / Loop. Any generous souls please message me. I leave on Wednesday (but will be back again before too long).

[BrutusB74]

I agree. I still get burned even now, though a lot less and not as severely than when I started many moons ago.

Also, as Head First mentioned, let's not forget we've got a new poster who contributed valuable information and asked no questions in his very first post. In addition, he alerted us about a sub-par provider. Welcome aboard, RebelMC74!

You got ripped off, and pretty badly, but it's not the end of the world. Think of it like this -- car salesmen spend all day either getting yelled at to make quotas, getting sales training, or (the majority of their time) negotiating with customers about cars. Most people spend a few hours every few years negotiating about cars. Who is going to have better negotiating skills, and a better feel for what they can get away with for any given customer? These ladies not only spend a lot more time negotiating than you do, but they also often have you -- literally -- by the short-and-curlies. Live and learn. And you did talk her down $20, which is a start; it took me a while to even think of negotiating price, and then longer to do it without it causing a weird vibe. (And of course there are some providers you can't easily do it with in any case.).

Incidentally, I saw that ad, and was attracted to the fact she's a runner with the right sort of body. Could live out some fantasies about all those toned, scantily-dressed women running on treadmills or by the Lake.

If you'd like my unsolicited $0. 02, if you really want to see her again, first, I think you have to forget about the shoulder thing. Unless it's critical to you, it's not worth bringing up. Call her, tell her that the session was great, but you felt rushed and didn't get the full time you were expecting. If she really was easy to talk to, you can bring this up without being hostile. If she says she spent longer, mention that you saw the clock before and after so you know how long she was there. Give her an out ("maybe you had a commitment you had to get to") so she's not backed into a corner, and see how she reacts. Based on her attitude, you can tell whether things would be any different on a second visit. If she's defensive and bitchy, not worth it, it'll never be better. If she says that the session is 20-30 minutes long and that you got the right amount of time, then you know where you stand and you can decide if she's worth it. But she might be apologetic, in which case you might be able to have a good session with her. She may even decide to give you extra time or something to make up for it -- I've read other members in similar situations getting that sort of treatment from providers (though it's rare). I think she's pretty new and wouldn't want bad word-of-mouth.

Did you get a body-to-body rub? If not, then mention that as well, and that you were expecting it as part of the session. (To be honest, shorted on both time and services = it's a real long shot that she'll actually come through on a good session.).

In any case, do make sure you have an explicit understanding about time and money before meeting in person again, and pay her afterward. And what's the worst that can happen from calling her? You'll get some experience negotiating with a provider, and maybe things will turn out better in another session. Or you might waste five minutes on the phone, realize it's a lost cause, and move on. You'd have to repeat a whole bunch of mistakes to get ripped off again with her, so why not call?

If you want to play hardball, you could also say that you were about to write a review calling out that you got screwed on time, but you thought maybe it was a mistake or misunderstanding, and you'd like to try again. This takes more balls and could turn things negative more easily, but might motivate her to treat you better as well. But given that you sound new to this, maybe that's not the best idea at this point.

Once you pay, you're not in the driver's seat. The only leverage you have now is if she wants to avoid a bad rep (and thinks you can hurt her there) and / or thinks you might become a regular. So call her back. But to be honest, unless you get a really great, apologetic, and enthusiastic response, meet someone else next time.

Of course, that's just my opinion, and not necessarily the right one. There are gurus on this board that have forgotten more about the hobby than I ever will know.

Garbanzo,

Thanks from all the newer members on the insight. I would have never thought to use review status as a technique if you like the provider but feel something was missing.

Brutus B.

[BrutusB74]

Anyone see this provider other than Easyed00? I see she has reviews on the other site but was hoping someone could PM me with more details about her?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-8858/25759228

Hey there Tenderfoot1! Brutus B here. Pressed for time tonight, but I will PM you in the morning. London's a sweet 35 ish gal. Very friendly and talkative. Check my review on her from a month or so ago. Gives you pretty much what you need to know. Just know if you text her, you're dealing with someone else who relays info to her. Not a handler, more like someone who does her schedule so she can concentrate on work.

[Member #4688]

Hello fellow mongers.

I will be in Chicago (airport area) Wednesday and Thursday. Looking for a nice outcall GFE provider.

Any recommendations?

Into all body type and races.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Ted.

[Corncob]

I saw Skylar today. Short story. Don't bother.

I used the service before with Falen. Falen and I have a history so when I had a session with her, it was fun as hell. I had an itch today and contacted the service. They said Falen was not in until later but Skylar was around. I specifically asked whether Skylar was as openminded as Falen. They assured me that she was.

I got to the appointment and Skylar opened the door. She is hot as hell. She was wearing a robe, tiny panties, a bra and heels. I clean up and go into the room. Took care of the payment, got naked and on the table. Skylar comes in and starts a mediocre rub. My hands are all over her body and it is quite a body. After awhile, I sit up and she takes off the bra. I went to town on her incredible natural titties and had fun. I reach down and find out. She is on the fucking rag. Completely fucking disgusting. No fingering, no DATY and no 69. WTF? During the groping, I did manage to get my thumb halfway up her tight butthole. And she informed me her pussy is really tight. However, she does not do FS.

The problem I have is that it was $. 80 for the hour. Pics are real and body is incredible but $. 80? Hell no. Totally not worth it and I will never see her again. Complete disappointment. Never again.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylar/36966013

These girls are all ugly here, this will be the last time I waste another minute on IMPulse.

[Ron M]

Garbonzo's suggestions are so spot on! Every hobbyist has his (or her!) fare share of bad experiences. I'd also do what Garbonzo suggests and contact the girl one more time to see how she reacts. But don't go for it if she gives you the attitude.

If on the first meeting I get a bad vibe from a provider I walk out the door. I never call her back again. There are enough nice providers in Chicago to see. And I never ever pay upfront. Giving her a bad review may not stop the next guy finding out how bad she is.

[BigDog16]

I saw Skylar today. Short story. Don't bother.

I used the service before with Falen. Falen and I have a history so when I had a session with her, it was fun as hell. I had an itch today and contacted the service. They said Falen was not in until later but Skylar was around. I specifically asked whether Skylar was as openminded as Falen. They assured me that she was.

I got to the appointment and Skylar opened the door. She is hot as hell. She was wearing a robe, tiny panties, a bra and heels. I clean up and go into the room. Took care of the payment, got naked and on the table. Skylar comes in and starts a mediocre rub. My hands are all over her body and it is quite a body. After awhile, I sit up and she takes off the bra. I went to town on her incredible natural titties and had fun. I reach down and find out. She is on the fucking rag. Completely fucking disgusting. No fingering, no DATY and no 69. WTF? During the groping, I did manage to get my thumb halfway up her tight butthole. And she informed me her pussy is really tight. However, she does not do FS.

The problem I have is that it was $. 80 for the hour. Pics are real and body is incredible but $. 80? Hell no. Totally not worth it and I will never see her again. Complete disappointment. Never again.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kylar/36966013

[CoolPatrick]

I agree. I still get burned even now, though a lot less and not as severely than when I started many moons ago.

Also, as Head First mentioned, let's not forget we've got a new poster who contributed valuable information and asked no questions in his very first post. In addition, he alerted us about a sub-par provider. Welcome aboard, RebelMC74!

Garbonzo's suggestions are so spot on! Every hobbyist has his (or her!) fare share of bad experiences. I'd also do what Garbonzo suggests and contact the girl one more time to see how she reacts. But don't go for it if she gives you the attitude.

[TenderFoot1]

Anyone see this provider other than Easyed00? I see she has reviews on the other site but was hoping someone could PM me with more details about her?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-8858/25759228

[LongDStyle]

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...night/36627694

Forgot to post this review but I had her come over my place a couple weeks ago. Second time making an appointment. First time a couple weeks prior she couldn't make it over (either from being busy or overbooked). She was dropped off by her ride (or pimp / security) (there was a second guy sleep on the backseat, I saw this because she asked to meet me outside). I walk upstairs with her, in the dream she seems a little hesitant to get started. She didn't ask for donation up front but to make things go quicker I hand it to her and stand between her and the door (I was un a rush to be somewhere later so I wanted to speed it up). She gets donation and gets undressed quick. Started with head (bare) then told her to get on her back on the bed. Everything was bare by the way. She wouldn't get on top of me which I wanted so I got on top.

As I mount her she says don't cum inside and not to kiss above the neck. Like some of her pics she does wear alot of beads around her neck so it would be hard to kiss it even I you wanted. Other then her socks and heavy neck jewelry she was naked. Jewelry was a turn off, kissing and cumming rules a turnoff, her not getting on top a turnoff. Too many rules for the damage. $$. She says she's willing to negotiate but I didn't see her title her ads that until after we met. If she really does negotiate bare might be a flat rate as she leaves when you explode where it's a quick date or half hour. I would not repeat unless I'm having trouble finding someone else she'd be my last resort. She looks straight out the hood, the pics are accurate. Although she looks hood she looked very sexy on the dream. I usually avoid the ebonies tho. I was in a pinch that night so I tried it.

She looked more like this when I saw her. She didn't have the natural hairstyle like the previous link.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...26741/36619753

I was expecting this which wasn't far off.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...onley/36618958

[SteamTrain98]

Guys, saw this post and was intrigued. She's got one review on the oThER site, but was was wondering if anyone else might have more info.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-play/36660027

[Garbonzo]

I can generally say that most of us have been rushed at some point in this hobby. It's all part of this game. I avoid being rushed by not paying upfront. A provider wants the money upfront I'm out the door.

I agree. I still get burned even now, though a lot less and not as severely than when I started many moons ago.

Also, as Head First mentioned, let's not forget we've got a new poster who contributed valuable information and asked no questions in his very first post. In addition, he alerted us about a sub-par provider. Welcome aboard, RebelMC74!

You got ripped off, and pretty badly, but it's not the end of the world. Think of it like this -- car salesmen spend all day either getting yelled at to make quotas, getting sales training, or (the majority of their time) negotiating with customers about cars. Most people spend a few hours every few years negotiating about cars. Who is going to have better negotiating skills, and a better feel for what they can get away with for any given customer? These ladies not only spend a lot more time negotiating than you do, but they also often have you -- literally -- by the short-and-curlies. Live and learn. And you did talk her down $20, which is a start; it took me a while to even think of negotiating price, and then longer to do it without it causing a weird vibe. (And of course there are some providers you can't easily do it with in any case.).

Incidentally, I saw that ad, and was attracted to the fact she's a runner with the right sort of body. Could live out some fantasies about all those toned, scantily-dressed women running on treadmills or by the Lake.

If you'd like my unsolicited $0. 02, if you really want to see her again, first, I think you have to forget about the shoulder thing. Unless it's critical to you, it's not worth bringing up. Call her, tell her that the session was great, but you felt rushed and didn't get the full time you were expecting. If she really was easy to talk to, you can bring this up without being hostile. If she says she spent longer, mention that you saw the clock before and after so you know how long she was there. Give her an out ("maybe you had a commitment you had to get to") so she's not backed into a corner, and see how she reacts. Based on her attitude, you can tell whether things would be any different on a second visit. If she's defensive and bitchy, not worth it, it'll never be better. If she says that the session is 20-30 minutes long and that you got the right amount of time, then you know where you stand and you can decide if she's worth it. But she might be apologetic, in which case you might be able to have a good session with her. She may even decide to give you extra time or something to make up for it -- I've read other members in similar situations getting that sort of treatment from providers (though it's rare). I think she's pretty new and wouldn't want bad word-of-mouth.

Did you get a body-to-body rub? If not, then mention that as well, and that you were expecting it as part of the session. (To be honest, shorted on both time and services = it's a real long shot that she'll actually come through on a good session.).

In any case, do make sure you have an explicit understanding about time and money before meeting in person again, and pay her afterward. And what's the worst that can happen from calling her? You'll get some experience negotiating with a provider, and maybe things will turn out better in another session. Or you might waste five minutes on the phone, realize it's a lost cause, and move on. You'd have to repeat a whole bunch of mistakes to get ripped off again with her, so why not call?

If you want to play hardball, you could also say that you were about to write a review calling out that you got screwed on time, but you thought maybe it was a mistake or misunderstanding, and you'd like to try again. This takes more balls and could turn things negative more easily, but might motivate her to treat you better as well. But given that you sound new to this, maybe that's not the best idea at this point.

Once you pay, you're not in the driver's seat. The only leverage you have now is if she wants to avoid a bad rep (and thinks you can hurt her there) and / or thinks you might become a regular. So call her back. But to be honest, unless you get a really great, apologetic, and enthusiastic response, meet someone else next time.

Of course, that's just my opinion, and not necessarily the right one. There are gurus on this board that have forgotten more about the hobby than I ever will know.