Massage Parlor Reports

[Yoyo4830]

This ad looks intriguing but I have my reservations. Not much comes up on a search. But the pics are selfie style which has a higher probability of being accurate.

Not much on the search engines.

Anybody know this girl?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ience/20761915

[Roofing]

Any reviews about the Assistant of Kim Lee?

If it's the blonde that has been there for a while she is great. Massage is good and HJ finish.

But note it's been a few weeks since I been there myself due to work.

[EddieBoy1]

Watch out for him, he and another provider are scammed s. They have ads all over and you show up you get this guy.

He's a Cop. Or was. Not really sure what this is about.

[LifeIsAGamble]

What the hell is this girl thinking. I straight told her I would bounce if she wasn't the girl in the pictures. She says the are me I swear. Thanks for the info. Much time and money saved.

Takes so long to get to her that once you do, she is hoping little head over rides the big head. It worked in my case. I probably bolt if she was closer and didn't have a pit bull in her hands. LOL.

[LifeIsAGamble]

So, after asking around and getting no input from anyone on here I decided to TOFTT and go see the massage bunnies. I just got back (look mom, no handcuffs) and they are most definitely legit. The prior review about a camera and handcuffs was simply unnecessary worry and that guy missed out on one hell of a time. The "camera" is clearly a light and the handcuffs are actually handcuffs but are play handcuffs. Those could be an interesting addition to the massage with these girls. Ok now on to my review which may be so effusive with praise that people think I'm full of crap.

Feel free to check my history and you'll see that I've been a fan of YGND for a while and that this isn't my first post. I haven't seen every girl out there but I've seen enough to say this afternoon's massage was, by far, the best hour (well aprrox hour but that was on me) I have ever spent with a woman let alone two beautiful women.

First, booking with Jade is very easy. She's incredibly sweet and good to communicate with. We had arranged this a couple of days in advance so booking was no problem. As a side note, be polite with her, that goes a long way with anyone frankly and she's too sweet to be rude to.

I booked a four hand session with Tatiana and her friend. Had a short delay in heading up to their place but no big deal there. When I get up there I am greeted by two gorgeous women in their bras and panties. It took a little bit of focus to keep my jaw from hitting the floor. However, for those of you who haven't had the chance to walk into a room and be greeted by two gorgeous women in their underwear (this was a first for me) I highly recommend it -- seriously put it on your bucket list. We said hi got a couple of quick hugs then headed off to the room for the massage. Once in there they helped me get undressed. Again, for those who haven't had two beautiful women help undress you it's a must do. After that I lay face down and look over to see the bras have now disappeared. After that the massage began with Tatiana one end and her friend on the other. Pretty decent massage but the blur of having four hands which are connected to two gorgeous women rubbing all over you kind of distracts from the massage aspect in a very good way.

It got to the point where I just had to flip over and be more a part of the action -- I'm just impatient like that. So, the only thing better than having two gorgeous women rubbing you in their panties is to have those women out of the panties rubbing you and each other while you can lay back and enjoy the show. I have no clue how I lasted more than 30 seconds but I was able to enjoy so much of these girls that I've still probably got a dumbass grin on my face as I write this review. The flip involved more rubbing, more touching of and by everyone and frankly just an amazing all around experience. This was, by far, the most exciting and erotic event that I've had the pleasure to enjoy. Oh, I also forgot to mention that these girls enjoy playing with each other even more than they enjoy playing with you. So there's that fun to consider. The finish was spectacular as was every single event leading up to the finish.

So, cliffs notes version for everyone: these girls are real; Tatiana is drop dead gorgeous (like seriously make you break your neck like a clown when she walks by you on the street gorgeous); her friend is incredibly beautiful with a spectacular spinner body; the four hand massage is the most erotic and exciting thing ever.

As I told them, my only regret was not bringing more to tip them and I have absolutely never felt that way before. My only regret in posting this is that now there's a legit review out here and these girls should be very busy. I may have to beg Jade to find time to squeeze me in because you are missing out if you don't see them.

Finally, be a normal and decent human being to these ladies. That will go a very long way. If you're not sure if you are normal and decent, ask a friend you trust to give you a legit answer. So, unless I get hit by a bus today, I'll return for another visit. That's my much more than $. 02 on these ladies so feel free to do with it what you will but I suspect their phone should be ringing off the hook.

Thanks for the review. I, like many others, have wondered about these girls.

[LifeIsAGamble]

I have made an appointment with this one. Pictures are fake. It's not a complete deal breaker for me. I found 2 reviews on TER. Both were so so. One made her seem crazy. Which isn't a deal breaker either. LOL. She has been at this for a few years. Has anyone experienced her? If not I'll let you know what's up soon.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/abbey/16473658

I've seen her in the past and can tell you that pictures are not quite real but very close to what you see once door opens. She was a very nice girl that seems to pop up from time to time on here. She use to charge $1. 5 but now I see she's dropped her pricing. She wears panties and no MT down below but no bra with MT. Place is clean and respectful. Worth your time and $ IMO.

[Chet Font]

Thanks for the advice, Richter. Are you consistently getting HJs at the AMPs on Manchester Rd? That seems to have always been the best location although it was hit or miss.

Trimmimg your pubes short to make your dick look bigger is an old porn star trick and it does work.

I made the statement a few years ago about all the new AMP's opening up in the county. I said that they are going to saturate the market and will then start lossening up in order to get the edge on the competition. Now with that being said I have visited several AMP's over the past 3 mo the testing the waters. I can tell you for sure that my insightful ass was right and things are lossening up. I refuse to share the 5 W's on any of my experiences because it has always been detrimental to the scene. I'd be willing to bet the majority of you seniors and AMP afficianados would agree. Since I won't share details I will share some helpful tips.

Introduce yourself with a name, a smile, and a handshake once they walk in the room.

On your belly say you don't want to be covered. Smile and wink.

If you get teased on your belly, lift up and wait. Never talk about what you want. Just use hand gestures.

I've found that teasing and happy endings happen much more once I started trimming / shaving my ass crack and junk. I'm serious.

Take it for what it's worth. Be clean, respectful, appear full of positive energy. Good luck.

[Opollo]

Check out the new girl in clayton, FS.

Watch out for him, he and another provider are scammed s. They have ads all over and you show up you get this guy.

[MScofield]

Does anyone have any experience with any of the other girls currently working at KimJoe they can pass on? PM is fine if you prefer. Does Lee's assistant Kim also do sessions, and if so, how would you rate her?

Appreciate any info, if PM will keep it private.

Any reviews about the Assistant of Kim Lee?

[HappyGoLucky87]

Check out the new girl in clayton, FS.

I've seen her once, her ad is only up for a few hours. She works at a law firm during the day. Not the greatest on the eyes but good with her hands and other parts. Hh 65.

[An349]

I've found that teasing and happy endings happen much more once I started trimming / shaving my ass crack and junk. I'm serious.

It might sound crazy, but this was also my experience. I started thinking, if I were a MT and had a guy with a huge jungle down there and not sure how clean it all is, would I want to tease it / touch it? When you're neat and trim I think it at least gives the impression of being cleaner, and I think more enjoyable to touch. I went out and bought a Conair trimmer and by trial and error learned which length guards worked well for me (#3 on front, #1 on nut sack, crack and cheeks). After I started trimming, my success rate also went up.

I know that Nick Offerman (Parks and Rec) says that "manscaping is an abomination", but if it moves me up a notch into the teasing / touching category, then I say manscape away, baby! There's also the added bonus that it makes your johnson look longer. To each his own, of course, but I've become a fan.

[AnonyG07]

I went to Zen 4/3 and had a really great massage by Lisa. There is no Paula that works there. Just Pat, Crystal, Lisa and Karry. Great location, nice clean new store, and although I did not try it, they offer table shower. I will be going back before the week is out!

Do they offer happy ending?

[MRH99]

Actually, her assistant is running it. But, she said she was having trouble getting girls to work nights.

Does anyone have any experience with any of the other girls currently working at KimJoe they can pass on? PM is fine if you prefer. Does Lee's assistant Kim also do sessions, and if so, how would you rate her?

Appreciate any info, if PM will keep it private.

[Richter]

I made the statement a few years ago about all the new AMP's opening up in the county. I said that they are going to saturate the market and will then start lossening up in order to get the edge on the competition. Now with that being said I have visited several AMP's over the past 3 mo the testing the waters. I can tell you for sure that my insightful ass was right and things are lossening up. I refuse to share the 5 W's on any of my experiences because it has always been detrimental to the scene. I'd be willing to bet the majority of you seniors and AMP afficianados would agree. Since I won't share details I will share some helpful tips.

Introduce yourself with a name, a smile, and a handshake once they walk in the room.

On your belly say you don't want to be covered. Smile and wink.

If you get teased on your belly, lift up and wait. Never talk about what you want. Just use hand gestures.

I've found that teasing and happy endings happen much more once I started trimming / shaving my ass crack and junk. I'm serious.

Take it for what it's worth. Be clean, respectful, appear full of positive energy. Good luck.

[RubMeNow123]

Truly sad news always see her, wonder why her assistant isn't running it? She did when she went back home for a couple weeks a while back.

Actually, her assistant is running it. But, she said she was having trouble getting girls to work nights.