Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGoLucky87]

Check out the new girl in clayton, FS.

I've seen her once, her ad is only up for a few hours. She works at a law firm during the day. Not the greatest on the eyes but good with her hands and other parts. Hh 65.

[An349]

I've found that teasing and happy endings happen much more once I started trimming / shaving my ass crack and junk. I'm serious.

It might sound crazy, but this was also my experience. I started thinking, if I were a MT and had a guy with a huge jungle down there and not sure how clean it all is, would I want to tease it / touch it? When you're neat and trim I think it at least gives the impression of being cleaner, and I think more enjoyable to touch. I went out and bought a Conair trimmer and by trial and error learned which length guards worked well for me (#3 on front, #1 on nut sack, crack and cheeks). After I started trimming, my success rate also went up.

I know that Nick Offerman (Parks and Rec) says that "manscaping is an abomination", but if it moves me up a notch into the teasing / touching category, then I say manscape away, baby! There's also the added bonus that it makes your johnson look longer. To each his own, of course, but I've become a fan.

[AnonyG07]

I went to Zen 4/3 and had a really great massage by Lisa. There is no Paula that works there. Just Pat, Crystal, Lisa and Karry. Great location, nice clean new store, and although I did not try it, they offer table shower. I will be going back before the week is out!

Do they offer happy ending?

[MRH99]

Actually, her assistant is running it. But, she said she was having trouble getting girls to work nights.

Does anyone have any experience with any of the other girls currently working at KimJoe they can pass on? PM is fine if you prefer. Does Lee's assistant Kim also do sessions, and if so, how would you rate her?

Appreciate any info, if PM will keep it private.

[Richter]

I made the statement a few years ago about all the new AMP's opening up in the county. I said that they are going to saturate the market and will then start lossening up in order to get the edge on the competition. Now with that being said I have visited several AMP's over the past 3 mo the testing the waters. I can tell you for sure that my insightful ass was right and things are lossening up. I refuse to share the 5 W's on any of my experiences because it has always been detrimental to the scene. I'd be willing to bet the majority of you seniors and AMP afficianados would agree. Since I won't share details I will share some helpful tips.

Introduce yourself with a name, a smile, and a handshake once they walk in the room.

On your belly say you don't want to be covered. Smile and wink.

If you get teased on your belly, lift up and wait. Never talk about what you want. Just use hand gestures.

I've found that teasing and happy endings happen much more once I started trimming / shaving my ass crack and junk. I'm serious.

Take it for what it's worth. Be clean, respectful, appear full of positive energy. Good luck.

[RubMeNow123]

Truly sad news always see her, wonder why her assistant isn't running it? She did when she went back home for a couple weeks a while back.

Actually, her assistant is running it. But, she said she was having trouble getting girls to work nights.

[DirtyDuke]

So, after asking around and getting no input from anyone on here I decided to TOFTT and go see the massage bunnies. I just got back (look mom, no handcuffs) and they are most definitely legit. The prior review about a camera and handcuffs was simply unnecessary worry and that guy missed out on one hell of a time. The "camera" is clearly a light and the handcuffs are actually handcuffs but are play handcuffs. Those could be an interesting addition to the massage with these girls. Ok now on to my review which may be so effusive with praise that people think I'm full of crap.

Feel free to check my history and you'll see that I've been a fan of YGND for a while and that this isn't my first post. I haven't seen every girl out there but I've seen enough to say this afternoon's massage was, by far, the best hour (well aprrox hour but that was on me) I have ever spent with a woman let alone two beautiful women.

First, booking with Jade is very easy. She's incredibly sweet and good to communicate with. We had arranged this a couple of days in advance so booking was no problem. As a side note, be polite with her, that goes a long way with anyone frankly and she's too sweet to be rude to.

I booked a four hand session with Tatiana and her friend. Had a short delay in heading up to their place but no big deal there. When I get up there I am greeted by two gorgeous women in their bras and panties. It took a little bit of focus to keep my jaw from hitting the floor. However, for those of you who haven't had the chance to walk into a room and be greeted by two gorgeous women in their underwear (this was a first for me) I highly recommend it -- seriously put it on your bucket list. We said hi got a couple of quick hugs then headed off to the room for the massage. Once in there they helped me get undressed. Again, for those who haven't had two beautiful women help undress you it's a must do. After that I lay face down and look over to see the bras have now disappeared. After that the massage began with Tatiana one end and her friend on the other. Pretty decent massage but the blur of having four hands which are connected to two gorgeous women rubbing all over you kind of distracts from the massage aspect in a very good way.

It got to the point where I just had to flip over and be more a part of the action -- I'm just impatient like that. So, the only thing better than having two gorgeous women rubbing you in their panties is to have those women out of the panties rubbing you and each other while you can lay back and enjoy the show. I have no clue how I lasted more than 30 seconds but I was able to enjoy so much of these girls that I've still probably got a dumbass grin on my face as I write this review. The flip involved more rubbing, more touching of and by everyone and frankly just an amazing all around experience. This was, by far, the most exciting and erotic event that I've had the pleasure to enjoy. Oh, I also forgot to mention that these girls enjoy playing with each other even more than they enjoy playing with you. So there's that fun to consider. The finish was spectacular as was every single event leading up to the finish.

So, cliffs notes version for everyone: these girls are real; Tatiana is drop dead gorgeous (like seriously make you break your neck like a clown when she walks by you on the street gorgeous); her friend is incredibly beautiful with a spectacular spinner body; the four hand massage is the most erotic and exciting thing ever.

As I told them, my only regret was not bringing more to tip them and I have absolutely never felt that way before. My only regret in posting this is that now there's a legit review out here and these girls should be very busy. I may have to beg Jade to find time to squeeze me in because you are missing out if you don't see them.

Finally, be a normal and decent human being to these ladies. That will go a very long way. If you're not sure if you are normal and decent, ask a friend you trust to give you a legit answer. So, unless I get hit by a bus today, I'll return for another visit. That's my much more than $. 02 on these ladies so feel free to do with it what you will but I suspect their phone should be ringing off the hook.

[Domya]

This is my first review as I am fairly new to this.

Angel- I know she's been reviewed a lot so I won't go into details. I guess we all have different tastes in women but from the reviews I saw I expected a freaking miss.

America to open the door, she looked a bit old for my taste but kudos to her for keeping her body in such great shape at that age. She is attractive but definitely not a 10.

She wasn't friendly and seemed pretty cold. Massage was okay and the finish was good too nothing.

Spectacular about it. The only thing that I would classify as amazing was the teasing, she really knows how to tease you. No touching at all was allowed even tho she.

Stripps completely naked. Overall a 6/10.

Sara- My god this experience was amazing. Like I seriously can't get it out of my mind. Her place was really nice draped to make it darker and a more sensual atmosphere.

I guess. Also loved the background music, it was very relaxing. As for looks she doesn't have a great body, a bit thick, big boobs with un perky small nipples and a fairly.

Small ass. Her body is the only downside in all of this. Her face is cute tho, pretty young, Kind of resembles lilly from how I met your mother. I got.

Undressed and on the table she got undressed except for panties, touching was allowed everywhere except under the panties. She offered a package for 200 to take them.

Off and allow touching there (didn't take it). She gave a pretty decent massage. She jumps on the table and gives you a few minutes of body to body action and licks your.

Ears too. She gives an awesome arm / hand massage. Now I never had a finger sucking fetish but I think I'm starting to develop one after she sucked my fingers, seriously.

It was amazing. Nothing special on the leg massage she does however reach down and play with the boys a bit every now and then to keep you aroused, which is nice.

On the flip she gets on the table and sticks her tits in your face to let you suck on them. It kind of got awkward cause It lasted a while, I didn't know when to stop cause.

She doesn't pull off and I didn't want to stop and have her just lay her boobs in my face. Anyways once I stopped sucking on them she stood up on the table with her ass.

Facing you and gave a pretty awesome HJ. Not rushed at all with good use of both hands and alternated techniques. You can easily access and touch all her goodies while.

She finishes you off. She didn't offer a shower even tho I wanted to take a shower but no worries. She cleaned me up, I got dressed took the water and left. 10/10 honestly a great experience. I can see myself developing an addiction and going broke from seeing her to often. Thats how good she was.

I would really love to get a BJ from her givin the way she sucked my fingers. I was too shy to ask for extras, please let me know if she does offer them, I've seen people.

Hint that she does.

[Politics]

I think she probably just forgot she wasn't logged in as one of her aliases. She does right tons of fake reviews. I'm surprised OldDawg hasn't chimed in.

Well it could very well be true. But on the other hand, I can tell you that in general my experience with YGND is very good to great. You get what you pay for, know what you are going to get.

And it can surprise and be exciting. The ladies are really great. I have really rarely been disappointed.

[Politics]

Thanks much! I had wondered about this one. The picture was just too dang good to be true. LOL.

DO NOT go see this girl. List of negatives.

1) pics not accurate. Cute but chunky w no ta tas.

2) lives in middle of nowhere.

3) no table but a dirty disgusting bed.

4) has a pit bull inside house with her.

5) I found out as I left that other people were in house.

6) so young she has no clue how to do message.

7) no clue how to give a good HJ. Hard and fast. No touch.

8) hour message was 20 min in and out.

Good luck boys.

[MeatHammer]

DO NOT go see this girl. List of negatives.

1) pics not accurate. Cute but chunky w no ta tas.

2) lives in middle of nowhere.

3) no table but a dirty disgusting bed.

4) has a pit bull inside house with her.

5) I found out as I left that other people were in house.

6) so young she has no clue how to do message.

7) no clue how to give a good HJ. Hard and fast. No touch.

8) hour message was 20 min in and out.

Good luck boys.

What the hell is this girl thinking. I straight told her I would bounce if she wasn't the girl in the pictures. She says the are me I swear. Thanks for the info. Much time and money saved.

[MeatHammer]

Those pictures are from a Honduran Twitter account. I am betting they are not here.

This morning I asked for a 2 or 3 pm appointment. At 3 she says she has an early am before work appointment tomorrow. I agree and she goes silent. I'm probably going to pass. Respodimg with a basic "see you tomorrow" or pretending to be normal goes a long way.

[Jeffc 574]

I have made an appointment with this one. Pictures are fake. It's not a complete deal breaker for me. I found 2 reviews on TER. Both were so so. One made her seem crazy. Which isn't a deal breaker either. LOL. She has been at this for a few years. Has anyone experienced her? If not I'll let you know what's up soon.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/abbey/16473658

Those pictures are from a Honduran Twitter account. I am betting they are not here.

[LifeIsAGamble]

I've been texting with this one. Pictures are smoking hot. I found a few more on the web. Tineye comes up with disappointment as it looks they are stolen from around the web. I believe she is a real girl doing massages. I just don't want to drive 40 minutes to leave if she is not the girl in the pics or not as hot. She swears the pictures are her. Has anyone experienced her and care to share. She says she will do naked, MT and a before and after HJ for $200. I'm in if she is real. Thanks.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...g-for/20483607

DO NOT go see this girl. List of negatives.

1) pics not accurate. Cute but chunky w no ta tas.

2) lives in middle of nowhere.

3) no table but a dirty disgusting bed.

4) has a pit bull inside house with her.

5) I found out as I left that other people were in house.

6) so young she has no clue how to do message.

7) no clue how to give a good HJ. Hard and fast. No touch.

8) hour message was 20 min in and out.

Good luck boys.

[MeatHammer]

I have seen Sara several times since she has started. I agree with a previous report. She gives the best finger and ear massage out there. I bet she is wild in the sack. Her body is good. Short and built. Standard GND service. Safe location. If you like to spend money for the hell of bring two bills.