Massage Parlor Reports

[Erik Shawn]

Found this in another city thread I frequent, thought it might help some fellas here. It's about the same as any city or experience I've had in travels.

1. Admission is usually $40/50 for a half hour. Never buy an hour on your first visit. I've read countless stories of guys who bought the hour, pop unexpectedly early, then get rushed out after 20 minutes.

2. Sometimes the mama-san won't even sell you an hour. She will say sternly, "30 minutes. " That is a good clue for you. Legit places will sell you as much time as you want.

15. If the place has a shower, and offers it to you, take it. Even if you just showered at home. A) They know you aren't a cop, because a cop won't leave his paraphernalia in the room. B) I suspect that some places go through your pockets, which is a good thing. Just leave your cards, identification, etc. In your car, or bring them with you to the shower. Again, they want to know you aren't a cop. C) If the girl knows you are really clean, she is more likely to do more of the things you want.

Usually you have to pay for the hour to get the TS, correct? Really appreciate the opinions / advice.

[Hobbyness]

Found this in another city thread I frequent, thought it might help some fellas here. It's about the same as any city or experience I've had in travels.

Re: Advise a Newbie.

I've posted these before, but it's been a while.

I've been playing the game for over 20 years. These are not rules, but they are general observations and rules of thumb. They apply to LA and the Valley, but not necessarily to places like San Gabriel, El Monte, Orange County.

1. Admission is usually $40/50 for a half hour. Never buy an hour on your first visit. I've read countless stories of guys who bought the hour, pop unexpectedly early, then get rushed out after 20 minutes.

2. Sometimes the mama-san won't even sell you an hour. She will say sternly, "30 minutes. " That is a good clue for you. Legit places will sell you as much time as you want.

3. Often, but not always, $40 places are HE only. $50 offer more extras. There are exceptions on both sides.

4. HE places, the girl will touch you and ask, "Is this OK?" or "You want?

5. FS places, the girl asks, "What do you want?" The answer is "Everything" or "Your mouth. " Don't say, fuck, or BJ or anything that could get you in trouble if this is actually a sting. The exception is if the provider already has her hand on your groin when she asks. Don't go to FS places for a HJ. You just piss them off, as they want the full tip.

6. Always let the girl initiate the action. Don't be grabby. If it's a sting (unlikely), that is bad news. Even if it isn't, the girl may view you as an a-hole, so service quality will go down.

7. Places that are less than $40 or more than $50 (like Massage Envy, which is $75 or more) are almost always legit.

8. Remove your clothes (all of them) and lie face-down on the table. Don't cover yourself with the towel, even if they told you to.

9. I put the tip on top of my folded clothes in plain sight. Some guys don't do this, and some have been burned by the girl grabbing the tip. I have never had that problem.

10. Some guys are more assertive or aggressive, and grab the girl to let her know what they are interested in. I have never found that necessary, and the one time I tried it, I was embarrassed by my own behavior.

11. Tips: $40 for HE. $60-80 for BJ (often, $60 for clothed BJ, $80 for topless or nude). $100 and up for FS ($120-160 in OC and San Francisco).

12. Tip more if the service is special, for example, topless HE, or BBBJ.

13. I don't usually tip poorly for poor service, in this arena. If I get the service, I pay the tip. I know this is stupid, since a bad HE gets the same tip as a decent HE, but I'm not going to quibble over 10 bucks with a girl who just spanked my monkey. It's bad karma, and really, you don't need the drama.

14. After you have a good visit or two at the same place, try an hour if you need it. I've never needed it for one pop, but I've had providers say if I bought the hour, I could have two pops. Most providers don't want to do an hour, because most guys don't tip accordingly. Really, an hour should be double the tip, as they could just do another 30 minutes with someone else otherwise. So it has to be worth her while.

15. If the place has a shower, and offers it to you, take it. Even if you just showered at home. A) They know you aren't a cop, because a cop won't leave his paraphernalia in the room. B) I suspect that some places go through your pockets, which is a good thing. Just leave your cards, identification, etc. In your car, or bring them with you to the shower. Again, they want to know you aren't a cop. C) If the girl knows you are really clean, she is more likely to do more of the things you want.

16. If they ask, "Have you been here before?" the best answer is usually, Yes. However, I've experimented with both answers, and it doesn't seem to matter overall. I think, contrary to what a lot of people here say, they ask to see if you know the rules.

17. If they ask, "Who did you see the last time you were here?" just say, "I don't remember. Maybe it was Bebe?" It's all code. If you say you have never been there before, you may still get what you want, it just may take a while for them to check you out and make sure you are going to tip them, and aren't a neighborhood vigilante-type looking to make trouble.

18. Sometimes, they will ask, "How did you find out about this place?" Again, it's to see how savvy you are. If you say, "I was just driving down the street and wanted a massage," they may be more cautious. If you say, "My friend told me about it," or, "On the Internet," they know you are at least non-newbie enough to have a clue about what is going on. If they ask which friend, say, "John. He's gray-haired and about 6'1". Comes here all the time, about 45 years old. " They will say, "Oh, him! Tell him to come in soon. ".

19. If they ask how you want your massage, hard, medium or light / soft, always say "light / soft. " Legit places never ask that. "Light massage" is code for teasing. Usually. Sometimes not. Then you just get a bad massage. If they start actually giving you a light massage, just say you changed your mind and you want it harder. If a place is legit, you may as well get a good massage out of it. I know some guys want a real massage followed by HE, but I find there is more risk in requesting a medium or hard massage of not getting an HE. Also, most of these providers are NOT very good at it, and a hard massage will just damage you.

20. Always accept the cup or bottle of water they offer as you are leaving. You need to replace any fluids you have recently discharged.

Report back here. It's good karma and helps out the next guy.

P.S. A note on negotiations. Girls state a price. Some guys like to haggle. This is a fine line. If a girl says, $120 for FS, and you bargain her down to $80, do you really think you are going to get quality service? Yes, some girls start high, expecting to haggle down, and some are just greedy, but they won't give you good service anyway. In best practice, there is no discussion of tip beforehand, and if you stick to the standards, you are usually OK. NEVER ask "How much?" Sometimes, you hand a girl $60 and she asks for $80. If she was good, just give it. If she wasn't, say you don't have it. Don't wave around a wad of money, and not expect her to ask for more. If you open your wallet, remove $60, showing an obviously empty wallet, and hand it to her, chances are she'll be good with it. That said, it's worth keeping an extra $40 or $60 in another pocket for special occasions, emergencies, and super-duper service, etc.

Last edited by Mr Sixty; 04-21-16 at 00:10. Reason: Additional thoughts.

[Smilies]

Soo Relax: Young, cute, slightly thick girl. Saw another younger girl there too. Very sensual but completely legit with no signs.

A while back I was at Coco. Didn't even have to request it and left happy. Had a good conversation and she delighted to make it happen. YMMV.

[Niteluvr]

Thanks for the info. Way too far for me tho.

But "too far" works out, if this other website's material applies to her as well. "Seeking sexual entertainment" and "stress relief through genital release" pretty well covers my motivations LOL.

But it's all good: I'd much rather know this now and avoid wasting her time and mine. Thanks to both of you for the info. Exactly what this board is for!

I was intrigued about nuru a few years ago so made an appointment with Goddess Athena. She still posts ads but I'm too lazy to look for them now. Anyway, she looked like an old hippie, had some candles burning and basically did some pretend nuru bullshit. I was in my underwear the whole time and she never took a shred of clothing off. Huge mistake.

[Parrot Reborn]

Exactly what I've been looking for. Since I only get out to play infrequently, I'm totally willing to pay more towards an established relationship with a consistent provider who delivers! What area of Atlanta is she in? Any screening? Did you tip above the rates listed on her site (I'd assume so)?

Thanks for the info. Will def be getting in touch with her.

This is probably not meant for me but I'm just curious. What are high rates? What's the damage? Let me know please.

[Petey1015]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5560760892.html

Popped in here earlier this week. Hadn't seen any reports, figured I'd do some recon and maybe TOFTT if vibe felt workable. Caught the (young and pretty hot) receptionist catnapping in one of the massage chairs up front. Told her I wanted 1 hr. She walked down the hall, spoke briefly to someone in one of the rooms, then told me it would be approx 1 hr wait! Told her that wouldn't work and asked her if she was available. She said no, there was only one masseuse there. WTF. Maybe I looked / acted too sketch LOL? Who knows.

Also: the entrance is right next to the outdoor patio of a busy Mexican restaurant. Ain't no discreet comings and goings happening here, so factor that in.

No ambiguity in that parking lot.

[Apollo007]

Has anyone tried this place?

Decent looking girls and decent massage, but legit.

[Smilies]

Are the two spas that offer American girls that much better to where it's worth the extra money? Anybody that has had experience at either place was the level of service that much better than a regular KAMP, or are the girls that hot to where the money is worth it?

Not sure if you found your answer but I will put my opinion out there. It is not the same vibe as a KAMP and I can atest to the price factor. I was okay with the house 60 but she wanted 200 for a CBJ!? Tried negotiationing but she would not budge. Had to walk out. Attractive girli but not worth that IMHO.

[Bakaguy]

Got a great massage from Amy, she is a nice change from all the old hags out there. Got a flirty vibe, she doesn't speak any English though. Would be worth a few visits. I used a translation app on my phone for communication. Hot body.

[NinjaNomics]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/thp/5559356262.html

Had some extra time on my hands and went to visit this lady. Very nice lady but her massage was legit. Not only was it legit her massage skills were whack. Anyways, just wanted to let why'all know before you waste your money. Pretty lady though.

[JWSouth]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5560760892.html

Popped in here earlier this week. Hadn't seen any reports, figured I'd do some recon and maybe TOFTT if vibe felt workable. Caught the (young and pretty hot) receptionist catnapping in one of the massage chairs up front. Told her I wanted 1 hr. She walked down the hall, spoke briefly to someone in one of the rooms, then told me it would be approx 1 hr wait! Told her that wouldn't work and asked her if she was available. She said no, there was only one masseuse there. WTF. Maybe I looked / acted too sketch LOL? Who knows.

Also: the entrance is right next to the outdoor patio of a busy Mexican restaurant. Ain't no discreet comings and goings happening here, so factor that in.

[JWSouth]

Near 285 and I20, Decatur. Good neighborhood and house is almost hidden from the street. She takes security and safety seriously.

No screening.

No tip.

You need to read up on Tantra. She is the teacher and goddess. I cannot wait to learn more. I suggest you read some of the links on her site.

One other thing, she is incredibly loving and accepting. It is much more than a massage. I am going back for lesson 2 next week.

Thanks for the info. Way too far for me tho.

Just some info I found on another website.
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My sessions are not appropriate for people seeking sexual entertainment.
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My sessions are not appropriate for men whose main interest in working with me is stress relief through genital release.
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But "too far" works out, if this other website's material applies to her as well. "Seeking sexual entertainment" and "stress relief through genital release" pretty well covers my motivations LOL.

But it's all good: I'd much rather know this now and avoid wasting her time and mine. Thanks to both of you for the info. Exactly what this board is for!

[Member #5214]

I read on another site that someone got an HJ there. I got to pay them a visit now. The only thing I hate is that the area is so crowded. Way too many people in that area for my taste.

Please post about your experience if you do go. I'm curious what else might be on the menu.

[Swanson21]

After that review, I turned around and came back home.

I wonder what motivated her to show her canker sore. Not good!

[Erik Shawn]

The tables are old and the face holes are uncomfortable. See June or go to Health, Harmony, Sunset (not Candy}or Yan. My opinion.

I wonder if it was Candy that gave me the blue balls. Is she a little thick and in her mid-30's?