The Rat Trap

[Camera3]

Harriet Tubman will be the new face on the 20 dollar bill. What are we to do? We have been calling a 20 dollar bill a "Jackson" for so long, now we have to do what? Call it a "Tubman" or a "Harriet"?

It is interesting that Andrew Jackson, who was a staunch pro-slave president who actually hated paper money, has been on the twenty for so long. Now, he will be replaced by a hero of the Underground Railroad, and Hamilton gets to keep his place on the ten. Hamilton, of course, was never a president, but was a Revolutionary War hero and as the first Secretary of the Treasury is the father of our financial system and, by the way, the US Coast Guard.

But what about us? A 30 dollar blow job has been called a "Jackson and Ham" for so long. Now what? "Harriet and Hamilton" sounds like the new ice dancing team and, well, "Tubby and Ham" sounds like a comedy act.

I can see it now. The streetwalker gets in my car and I ask, "How much for a blow job?" She says 40 and I counter with, "How about a Tubby and a Ham?" She answer, "Sure, lunch sounds great but it is still 40 bucks for the blow job. ".

The good news is, we have four or five years to think it over.

C3.

It was just pointed out to me by a friend that Harriet Tudman was a gun toatin' Republican and, of course, Ole Hickory was a slave owning founding father of the Democratic Party. I can't wait to see the look on a few people's faces when that starts going around.

Real life is often more entertaining than fiction.

C3.

[Walle]

Harriet Tubman will be the new face on the 20 dollar bill. What are we to do? We have been calling a 20 dollar bill a "Jackson" for so long, now we have to do what? Call it a "Tubman" or a "Harriet"?

It is interesting that Andrew Jackson, who was a staunch pro-slave president who actually hated paper money, has been on the twenty for so long. Now, he will be replaced by a hero of the Underground Railroad, and Hamilton gets to keep his place on the ten. Hamilton, of course, was never a president, but was a Revolutionary War hero and as the first Secretary of the Treasury is the father of our financial system and, by the way, the US Coast Guard.

But what about us? A 30 dollar blow job has been called a "Jackson and Ham" for so long. Now what? "Harriet and Hamilton" sounds like the new ice dancing team and, well, "Tubby and Ham" sounds like a comedy act.

I can see it now. The streetwalker gets in my car and I ask, "How much for a blow job?" She says 40 and I counter with, "How about a Tubby and a Ham?" She answer, "Sure, lunch sounds great but it is still 40 bucks for the blow job. ".

The good news is, we have four or five years to think it over.

C3.

Maybe calling the new bill a " Tub" that would make $30 a Tub and a half.

[TexasMonger]

Nice pic Ziggy. What a nice ASS! On that girl. I agree on Holly getting better & better. Tell us the story on that toy setting next to her, looks like maybe a little backdoor action? :0).

Very nice. Is this an ankle monitor on her left ankle?

Cheers.

TM.

[Camera3]

Harriet Tubman will be the new face on the 20 dollar bill. What are we to do? We have been calling a 20 dollar bill a "Jackson" for so long, now we have to do what? Call it a "Tubman" or a "Harriet"?

It is interesting that Andrew Jackson, who was a staunch pro-slave president who actually hated paper money, has been on the twenty for so long. Now, he will be replaced by a hero of the Underground Railroad, and Hamilton gets to keep his place on the ten. Hamilton, of course, was never a president, but was a Revolutionary War hero and as the first Secretary of the Treasury is the father of our financial system and, by the way, the US Coast Guard.

But what about us? A 30 dollar blow job has been called a "Jackson and Ham" for so long. Now what? "Harriet and Hamilton" sounds like the new ice dancing team and, well, "Tubby and Ham" sounds like a comedy act.

I can see it now. The streetwalker gets in my car and I ask, "How much for a blow job?" She says 40 and I counter with, "How about a Tubby and a Ham?" She answer, "Sure, lunch sounds great but it is still 40 bucks for the blow job. ".

The good news is, we have four or five years to think it over.

C3.

[TrailHunter]

Hey HomoHunter, YOU the pathetic one.

You got nerve calling any one pathetic. You looked in the mirror lately?

If you spent less time with Chriss balls and dick in you mouth, you probably have more time to spend finding better pictures, you PATHETIC MORON!

Lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao!

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/6860be4b93...own-b9r0jj.jpg

Trail Hunter.

[Camera3]

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Here's about where the two of us are.

You can either cool your jets a little.

Or,

I can take some of my valuable time and figure out who you really are, then merge all your posts in with your last user name that I have no doubt was banned and you can start all over again.

A2

ILB2,

Damn, dude, having daddy stop the car on this thread is a real chore. Very few can claim that fame.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[Camera3]

I would have to agree with C3 on that statement. Be interesting to see how long A2 allows this to keep happening.

However I do not agree with C3's statement about what Chris5 has done for the SW thread. The SW thread has been and will always will be one of the most popular threads simply because you can dream of pussy & BJ's for 20 Mario coins & more mongers can afford that plus it's quick and fast like going to the drive through at Mc Donald's. The SW thread was popular before Chris5 came on this forum and it will continue to be popular when he leaves.

J,

Sonny and I have talked about this, not necessarily because of C5 but because there are guys like him all over the country. You know, guys that are pathetically into themselves and ass holes to all others. I see them all over the country as I travel. If A2 booted them all every time their ugly heads pop up that is all he would be doing. Remember The Jag? When he was banned he registered several names and Sonny had to keep booting him. It is the curse of running an open forum. Everybody is anonymous and all of us from time to time get to being a bit of a dick.

C5 knows the limits. Early on, he got squashed by being argumentative on review threads. Now, it appears the biggest reason he gets squashed now-a-days is because A2 has to remind C5 who the administrator is. The guy is an egotistical moron, a true legend in his own mind.

And, yeah, you are right, the HoBT forum has always been there and always will be. But, ya got to admit, C5 has given it a "good" name, one that anyone looking for paradise might be a bit surprised.

Keep up the good work, my friend.

C3.

[JackMeOfff]

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Here's about where the two of us are.

You can either cool your jets a little.

Or,

I can take some of my valuable time and figure out who you really are, then merge all your posts in with your last user name that I have no doubt was banned and you can start all over again.

A2

[JackMeOfff]

PP,

The only thing it takes to be a Senior Member is to have 25 posts and be a member for six months. The quality of the posts has nothing to do with that status.

That said, Chris5 IS on permanent moderation, meaning, anything he posts doesn't go up right away but A2 reviews it. Why? We all know why. But he has figured out what to post where and get away with it. And most of you guys fall for it, every time.

He definitely holds the record for the most "deleted by A2" posts (OK, maybe The Jag had more) and also holds the record for the most number of ladies that fuck guys for money having him on their "do not fly" list. That alone says a lot. I guess, all are things to be proud of??

All that said, none of us can hold a candle to his ability to have revitalized the streetwalker thread, even giving HoBT a respectable sounding new name. We have to give him that. It is now a very prolific thread. Of course, if you read any page what you find is the same reviews of the same chicks with the same candy issues and the same warnings that the various police departments are out if force. Duh! Yet another thread I seldom read because there is nothing new there.

I used to have great fun baiting him to write something stupid on the various review threads and then report him to A2 and get his hand slapped. Like shooting fish in a barrel. I got board of that and finally just put him on "ignore." Since then, I now have about a half dozen of his minions also on "ignore" and life is much more peaceful.

You guys should try it.

C3.

Camera3 brings up a great point of using the ignore feature. Pat I respectfully disagree with your assessment of me sir, I am not searching for the utr intel from the many respectable seniors on here. I want to earn my own way and plan to do so. I am new to mongering and admittedly have made some mistakes along the way. Chris5 is not a nice guy, The provider who I dreamed with from the street walker thread was a gorgeous 19 year old with a body to behold. She has a substance abuse problem which she was trying to stop. I even offered to pay out of my own pocket to put her through rehab.

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No, there are limits here as well and this shit was way the fuck over them.

A2

[Jazak]

Chris5 IS on permanent moderation, meaning, anything he posts doesn't go up right away but A2 reviews it. Why? We all know why. But he has figured out what to post where and get away with it. And most of you guys fall for it, every time.

He definitely holds the record for the most "deleted by A2" posts (OK, maybe The Jag had more) and also holds the record for the most number of ladies that fuck guys for money having him on their "do not fly" list. That alone says a lot. I guess, all are things to be proud of??

C3.

I would have to agree with C3 on that statement. Be interesting to see how long A2 allows this to keep happening.

However I do not agree with C3's statement about what Chris5 has done for the SW thread. The SW thread has been and will always will be one of the most popular threads simply because you can dream of pussy & BJ's for 20 Mario coins & more mongers can afford that plus it's quick and fast like going to the drive through at Mc Donald's. The SW thread was popular before Chris5 came on this forum and it will continue to be popular when he leaves.

[Camera3]

ILoveBlondes2, you have over 50 posts but yet are not a senior member. Do you understand why that is? It is because A2 has not upgraded your status.

PP,

The only thing it takes to be a Senior Member is to have 25 posts and be a member for six months. The quality of the posts has nothing to do with that status.

That said, Chris5 IS on permanent moderation, meaning, anything he posts doesn't go up right away but A2 reviews it. Why? We all know why. But he has figured out what to post where and get away with it. And most of you guys fall for it, every time.

He definitely holds the record for the most "deleted by A2" posts (OK, maybe The Jag had more) and also holds the record for the most number of ladies that fuck guys for money having him on their "do not fly" list. That alone says a lot. I guess, all are things to be proud of??

All that said, none of us can hold a candle to his ability to have revitalized the streetwalker thread, even giving HoBT a respectable sounding new name. We have to give him that. It is now a very prolific thread. Of course, if you read any page what you find is the same reviews of the same chicks with the same candy issues and the same warnings that the various police departments are out if force. Duh! Yet another thread I seldom read because there is nothing new there.

I used to have great fun baiting him to write something stupid on the various review threads and then report him to A2 and get his hand slapped. Like shooting fish in a barrel. I got board of that and finally just put him on "ignore." Since then, I now have about a half dozen of his minions also on "ignore" and life is much more peaceful.

You guys should try it.

C3.

[Chris5]

Funny you mention the black truck. Pussy.

He keeps bringing up his black truck! LOL! He's so fucking STUPID, he's telling on himself.

Smh.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Dude, YOUR time is done here! You are an insult to all respectable mongers in this town. Why don't you just stay the King of the Streetwalker Thread and leave it at that. I think I speak for all mongers when I say SHUT THE F*CK UP Sissy Chrissy 5. Swags can't remember me because she was high as a kite plus I was # 17 that day, that's A LOT of cock sucking! Heck she HAD to move out of town, she ran out of customers (once they realized how bat shit crazy she is). Probably her jaw is in lock jaw and therefore Bat Shit Girl has no choice but to type her jumbled thoughts and "stay relevant" by posting here. I think I speak for all mongers who bother to read this thread when I say that Swags thoughts and writing is UNINTELLIGIBLE. (look up that word you dumb dick).

You have been a pain in my ass since I came on this gay ass Orlando Board!! Your time has been up here asshole. You're completely irrelevant here! Why don't you share with the RAT TRAP how you sent BOTH me and swags a private message when you got caught with another username trying to explain yourself to ME of all people! I didn't even bother replying to you because I didn't fucking care! Drop dead asshole!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

ILoveBlondes2, you have over 50 posts but yet are not a senior member. Do you understand why that is? It is because A2 has not upgraded your status. While I can't speak for A2, I could see why he has chosen not to. One reason being a majority of your posts are not reviews. Hell, the reviews you have given are mostly of providers who have been well documented on this board. You were so far up Chris5's ass until you realized that he wouldn't give you any info on SW. Now you are trying to join the anti-Chris5 crowd. It's the rap trap after all, so I might as well share my speculation: you believe you wil get info on UTR's which the anti-Chris5 crowd have. Sorry bud, but ass kissing isn't how you get the goods here. I am pretty sure many other mongers have decided not to share info with you, because of your previous posts.

Having said that, all can be forgiven. How? Go out there, TOFTT and write a review. Hell there are two BP girls I have been eying but have not gotten a chance to see. If you see them and write a review, You will be solid in my book. So give up your vendetta, get some pussy, and write a review.

I will not be a dick to you because you mentioned a very popular trail in south Florida that only a south Florida monger would know, which is the famous Military Trail! Man I got so much pussy on military it brings me tears that Ieft south Florida. Anyway let me tell about the cocksucker begging Iloveblondes. This pussy started here in the street walker thread. I threw him a number trying to get him and other's more involved in the street walker thread. I have him a fine ass white young, fresh 19 year old chick named Sandy. Long story short his dumb ass fucking falls in love with her and was blowing her phone up day and night begging to see her! Pathetic! He embarrassed me and the entire street walker thread by acting like a pussy whipped * Then he goes to dream with drunk marina and leaves the donation without getting ANYTHING in return! That was the final straw with me, I blacklisted his sorry useless ass from ANY of my valuable Intel! MONGERING is not for him. Now he hates Chris5! LOL! Well that motherfucker better get in fucking line! I'm hated by so many people I have lost count.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

You have been hanging upside down in the closet for too long. The blood rush has swollen your brain. I have no goons. I have never seen you. I have never stalked you. I am not a pimp. I do not have, nor have I ever had a black pickup truck. I have never sent anyone to do anything to you. You are a victim of the lies spread about me by a few scumbuckets on this great forum. These are the ones that I've exposed for being the true scumbuckets that they really are and they wanted revenge. They literally, used you to get at me.

I'm sorry Swaggs, but you have been duped royally.

You're such a lying piece of shit! Everything Swags has said about you is TRUE! You're not even man enough to admit it! Not only are you a liar, you're a fucking coward!! I have personally verified everything that Swags has ever said about you and not only is she 100 percent accurate, There a lot more shady shit going on with you motherfucker!

Chris5.