Massage Parlor Reports

[StoleHome8]

Fair warning on this massage therapist if you are looking for something straight forward. Based on the ad thought it was legitimate but willing to experiment. Location seemed very BP type. After exchanging payment, she wanted me to get undressed in front of her. Seems very BP. Massage was undraped. Worked my back, legs and butt. Spent considerable amount of time on upper hamstring and hand spend many times sliding in my crack and down to the "boys". On the flip she again spent a fair amount of time on the upper thighs, lower stomach, and pelvic bone. At 1 hr and 10 minutes into a one hr massage, I asked for additional and she flipped. Her conversation, the 'games', all lead me to believe she's not right in the head.

Buyer beware.

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5541155585.html

About 6-7 years ago she used to post as "Beth". She had a spot on Plainfield in a professional office building. I will say her massages were fantastic. And she used to be much thinner, enough I would entertain her giving me a HE. It appears as she hasn't changed. I also had almost the identical treatment. To the point where I almost couldn't take it anymore. It's just not cool, especially with the signs all pointing towards happiness. I've seen some reports that she USED to do extras, and was perhaps even an escort. I went a couple times years ago and never went back because of her incredible jibber jabber (I like it fairly quiet) too distracting for me, even for a professional massage. However, I would recommend her for a massage only. I remember at the time it being one of the best I had found.

Agreed with the frustrating head games. Just weird!

SH.

[UpNorthman]

Fair warning on this massage therapist if you are looking for something straight forward. Based on the ad thought it was legitimate but willing to experiment. Location seemed very BP type. After exchanging payment, she wanted me to get undressed in front of her. Seems very BP. Massage was undraped. Worked my back, legs and butt. Spent considerable amount of time on upper hamstring and hand spend many times sliding in my crack and down to the "boys". On the flip she again spent a fair amount of time on the upper thighs, lower stomach, and pelvic bone. At 1 hr and 10 minutes into a one hr massage, I asked for additional and she flipped. Her conversation, the 'games', all lead me to believe she's not right in the head.

Buyer beware.

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5541155585.html

[UtrGuy]

Was the massage in the nude?

Yes nude from the word go. Super sweet girl. Sensual HJ, no upsell whatsoever.

[Walt999]

I stopped in at Pacific on 44th street in the afternoon. I called ahead and was told that I had the option of Jenna or Myree.

I haven't there in a while so I had no clue who to choose so I went with Jenna who I was told was Caucasian. When I got there I saw the cutest young light skinned black girl sitting outside, so I was hoping for the best on the girl I chose. I was shown to my room and 5 minutes later Jenna came in. The room was fairly dark and my first impression was that she was a bit older blond maybe she had a couple of kids but she looked okay She introduced herself and immediately took off her shirt to reveal two very small breast. She kept her jeans on which was annoying but gave a decent back rub and on the flip was a very good with teasing and making the boys feels really at home. I haven't released in a while and when she climbed on the table and was very aggressive which I like and I was done before she could finish properly. Overall I would stay again. For hr and a decent tip I got my money's worth. While her boobs are small she makes up for it with serious effort. Check her out!

[TheCompany]

With all the postings lately about this place in the strip mall I made the trip to check it out for myself. I got Emily, older asian 40's maybe. Massage only, didn't even.

Get close to the boys. What a waste of my time and money. Paid for an hour and on the way out even asked me for a tip. Seriously? No way. Avoid this place.

I have been going there off and on for a few months. Great massage. Used to see Jenny. Tried Emily a few times since I don't believe Jenny works there anymore. I could get some mileage out of Jenny but I couldn't say that for Emily. Get some teasing and some mutual touch. Never been offered (this)? There is a new girl there maybe give her a go. I don't know. Seems a lot like 76th street. Maybe I am just to old for Emily. She might just be interested in the younger guys. Maybe set her up as a chat buddy. Anyone have Emily's number a PM would be cool. Thanks.

[TomG0106]

Seen sunshine a few days ago.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...shine/23879612

I knew from the pictures she was not going to be a small girl but I was a little taken back on how big she was. The first picture of her in blue is absolutely stunning and in person she does have a pretty face. When the massage started I forgot everything. She was so sensual, caring, and kind. Was one of the most relaxing rubs ever.

She is super sweet, fun, and I think she has the cutest voice ever. Left happy for $.

Was the massage in the nude?

[NoseJelly]

Plan be. Hadn't been to Panacea for a few years. Been hearing all the weird tip things going on, so I thought I would go see if it was true. I had always loved Panacea, and was sad to hear about the goings on. I had had my eye on Tia for quite a while. I've seen mixed reviews. But little head saw her hotness and wanted to give it a shot. Called, Tia was working. Yay! Made appt. Arrived, she wasn't around but another newb, young 20's hot mixed Hispanic girl checked me in and paid for the hour and said Tia will be right in. Went in, got ready and damn. This girl is just what I needed. Friendly, dirty talking, HOT brown / blonde hair up in a piggie. Started off with back, legs and teasing. While having a very stimulating erotic conversation. Normally I don't have wood on the flip right away, but I did. Normally I don't pop easy, however she had me at the brink so we switched and I massaged and roamed her hot newly tanned body from being in Florida last week. Unfortunately, Aunt Flo was in town so only over the yoga pants for today, but next time, more. After piling up her perfect A's or small be's, it didn't take much and I popped while we were talking dirty. I have a thing for that. Girls, all we need to do is hear it!! LOL. Our wieners work from our testosterone brain. Anyway, in summary, massage. Ehhh, ok. Light pressure felt great for what I wanted. Hotness, 9. 7. Overall experience -9. 9. I had so much fun I even forgot about the tip rule! Oh, maybe because there isn't one. She didn't know what I was talking about when I said that. Now, she did mention that many of the normal girls have all had babies lately, and they have some temp help that isn't so great. Who knows what they have been telling people. So, moral of the story. Stick with the tried and true at Panacea, and it's the same as always! Choose a newb. Ehh, maybe we just need to grow a set and train them. We are the bosses. We do write their checks. For good service, we do pay. I paid $60/ hr. $40 tip. At least I salvaged a boner kill from Jade. Oh, and still no return texts from her. We all have our days, and maybe she just had a bad day or something came up. A professional quick text would have been all I needed, instead I drove 50 miles and endured a traffic jam for 40 min because of it. Stay safe! Monger on! Use a hobby phone. When searching backpage, always search by date.

SH.

Nice move. Always good to salvage a Boner Kill from a no call / no show! We are the ones that write their paychecks. If they provide poor service, it's because Mongers let them.

[Shawtren]

I've also seen the hot Cassandra quite a few times myself, however I can't find an ad or a phone number. The last time I saw her she got VERY drunk, very fast. LOL. My kinda chic! Has anyone seen her lately? She seems to have stopped posting in CL under Services Small Biz ads. At one time she was the only one to post there. Any help or knowledge of where she's gone would be much appreciated! Although a bit odd, I had fun with her.

Sorry SH, but she is long gone. She had a very abusive BF and I think she ended up moving to Illinois with family. Too bad. She was so fucking hot, I could bear the bipolar shit.

[Benz1]

So I had been too busy and stuck in Greenville too much to go hunting lately. Had been wanting to see Jade for a year, and I decided today was the day. Skipped out early on a sunny day in excitement of my first Jade experience. Texted with her yesterday but she was booked all day yesterday, so I scheduled for today at 5:00. Agreed that I would text a half hour to an hour before for address. Asked about a shower and she said yes. Great I thought. I'm back! Forward to 4:30 today. I text, no reply. Send a few more thinking she was in an appt. Waited until 5. Called. Voice mail. Voice mail box was pucked up and wouldn't let me leave a message. (Using my MONGER PHONE) at 5:10 I knew. Not going to happen, so went to plan be.

Here's the link to miss no-show / no call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...nking/17497101

Plan be. Hadn't been to Panacea for a few years. Been hearing all the weird tip things going on, so I thought I would go see if it was true. I had always loved Panacea, and was sad to hear about the goings on. I had had my eye on Tia for quite a while. I've seen mixed reviews. But little head saw her hotness and wanted to give it a shot. Called, Tia was working. Yay! Made appt. Arrived, she wasn't around but another newb, young 20's hot mixed Hispanic girl checked me in and paid for the hour and said Tia will be right in. Went in, got ready and damn. This girl is just what I needed. Friendly, dirty talking, HOT brown / blonde hair up in a piggie. Started off with back, legs and teasing. While having a very stimulating erotic conversation. Normally I don't have wood on the flip right away, but I did. Normally I don't pop easy, however she had me at the brink so we switched and I massaged and roamed her hot newly tanned body from being in Florida last week. Unfortunately, Aunt Flo was in town so only over the yoga pants for today, but next time, more. After piling up her perfect A's or small be's, it didn't take much and I popped while we were talking dirty. I have a thing for that. Girls, all we need to do is hear it!! LOL. Our wieners work from our testosterone brain. Anyway, in summary, massage. Ehhh, ok. Light pressure felt great for what I wanted. Hotness, 9. 7. Overall experience -9. 9. I had so much fun I even forgot about the tip rule! Oh, maybe because there isn't one. She didn't know what I was talking about when I said that. Now, she did mention that many of the normal girls have all had babies lately, and they have some temp help that isn't so great. Who knows what they have been telling people. So, moral of the story. Stick with the tried and true at Panacea, and it's the same as always! Choose a newb. Ehh, maybe we just need to grow a set and train them. We are the bosses. We do write their checks. For good service, we do pay. I paid $60/ hr. $40 tip. At least I salvaged a boner kill from Jade. Oh, and still no return texts from her. We all have our days, and maybe she just had a bad day or something came up. A professional quick text would have been all I needed, instead I drove 50 miles and endured a traffic jam for 40 min because of it. Stay safe! Monger on! Use a hobby phone. When searching backpage, always search by date.

SH.

Grow a pair. Love that idea. LOL.

I have tried to train a few but Density was a 10. No kidding. Same lame massage as before training.

I did notice in your report that some of the Panacea girls are gone due to pregnancy. That leads me to believe they were giving BBFS to someone. So when they return don't let them say they don't do that. Trista is just back from maternity leave too. Probably lactating still. I think she gave BBFS too.

I'm sure they all have BF or husbands. Just having some fun beating up an old topic.

Play safe and we're a condom or get 18 yrs child support.

Thanks for the great review.

[StoleHome8]

I have seen her quite a few times over the last year plus. She is definitely HOTT! VERY nice tits, and a near perfect ass! Three problems: 1) No FS, 2) She gets pretty damned expensive, and her rates seem to change each visit, and 3) a few times she seems bi-polar. PM if you need more info.

I've also seen the hot Cassandra quite a few times myself, however I can't find an ad or a phone number. The last time I saw her she got VERY drunk, very fast. LOL. My kinda chic! Has anyone seen her lately? She seems to have stopped posting in CL under Services Small Biz ads. At one time she was the only one to post there. Any help or knowledge of where she's gone would be much appreciated! Although a bit odd, I had fun with her.

[StoleHome8]

So I had been too busy and stuck in Greenville too much to go hunting lately. Had been wanting to see Jade for a year, and I decided today was the day. Skipped out early on a sunny day in excitement of my first Jade experience. Texted with her yesterday but she was booked all day yesterday, so I scheduled for today at 5:00. Agreed that I would text a half hour to an hour before for address. Asked about a shower and she said yes. Great I thought. I'm back! Forward to 4:30 today. I text, no reply. Send a few more thinking she was in an appt. Waited until 5. Called. Voice mail. Voice mail box was pucked up and wouldn't let me leave a message. (Using my MONGER PHONE) at 5:10 I knew. Not going to happen, so went to plan be.

Here's the link to miss no-show / no call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...nking/17497101

Plan be. Hadn't been to Panacea for a few years. Been hearing all the weird tip things going on, so I thought I would go see if it was true. I had always loved Panacea, and was sad to hear about the goings on. I had had my eye on Tia for quite a while. I've seen mixed reviews. But little head saw her hotness and wanted to give it a shot. Called, Tia was working. Yay! Made appt. Arrived, she wasn't around but another newb, young 20's hot mixed Hispanic girl checked me in and paid for the hour and said Tia will be right in. Went in, got ready and damn. This girl is just what I needed. Friendly, dirty talking, HOT brown / blonde hair up in a piggie. Started off with back, legs and teasing. While having a very stimulating erotic conversation. Normally I don't have wood on the flip right away, but I did. Normally I don't pop easy, however she had me at the brink so we switched and I massaged and roamed her hot newly tanned body from being in Florida last week. Unfortunately, Aunt Flo was in town so only over the yoga pants for today, but next time, more. After piling up her perfect A's or small be's, it didn't take much and I popped while we were talking dirty. I have a thing for that. Girls, all we need to do is hear it!! LOL. Our wieners work from our testosterone brain. Anyway, in summary, massage. Ehhh, ok. Light pressure felt great for what I wanted. Hotness, 9. 7. Overall experience -9. 9. I had so much fun I even forgot about the tip rule! Oh, maybe because there isn't one. She didn't know what I was talking about when I said that. Now, she did mention that many of the normal girls have all had babies lately, and they have some temp help that isn't so great. Who knows what they have been telling people. So, moral of the story. Stick with the tried and true at Panacea, and it's the same as always! Choose a newb. Ehh, maybe we just need to grow a set and train them. We are the bosses. We do write their checks. For good service, we do pay. I paid $60/ hr. $40 tip. At least I salvaged a boner kill from Jade. Oh, and still no return texts from her. We all have our days, and maybe she just had a bad day or something came up. A professional quick text would have been all I needed, instead I drove 50 miles and endured a traffic jam for 40 min because of it. Stay safe! Monger on! Use a hobby phone. When searching backpage, always search by date.

SH.

[Member #6608]

Your miles will vary with her. I have not had any problems getting BBBJ, fiv, and FS from her. Will probably have to drop a little more greens for that to happen though.

Saw Torie for a repeat visit left $60 on the table as before. After about 15 minutes she said to roll over. I said I was here for an hour appointment. She said what I left last time (60 + 40 is what she charges for a half, not nude hour. For nude hour she wants 140 total.

Ended up with about 35 minutes, she kept thong on, no mutual massage, totally nude, with extensive fiv like before. Still very nice massage, personality, and HE, but she wants more than the 40 + 20 for half or 60 +40 for whole hour I pay.

Also, she should have informed me on the phone or before we started that it would not be what I expected unless I wanted to pay 40 more than last time. Too bad because I was planning on a couple visits a month with her.

[Tom70]

I presume this place is strictly legit, but anyone have first-hand knowledge?

www.trimassageplus.com

Unless they post ads on Backpage in the adult section, presume they are strictly legit and move on.

[Cap Augie Nemo]

Yes, very legit.

I presume this place is strictly legit, but anyone have first-hand knowledge?

www.trimassageplus.com

[NoseJelly]

Hello fellow mongers, I am trying to get a fair idea of how to tip our wonderful massage women. I haven't frequented a parlor in a while, cash issues, but I've heard there is quite a bit of upsell going on at places like Panacea and relaxation station, etc. I've.

Heard of room fees matching the price of the massage. While I am not cheap I am just wondering if this is standard practice before I waste any time or money. Thanks for the help!

Read thru this thread. Plenty of info. Many Mongers went round and round just recently on this exact topic! Hopefully we don't need to do it again. Feel free to PM if the reading doesn't help.

NJ.