Massage Parlor Reports

[Krakatoa]

You might want to try either Sun (aka Sunstar) or Mei Therapy, both of which aren't very far from that place. I haven't been to either for quite a while so maybe other members might have more current info, but either one of them should leave you satisfied. I doubt you'll get a young hottie in a bikini, but these days you do the best you can.

Concurring with Mr Suttr that those places should be reliable. I've been to both in the last couple of months.

[JmSuttr]

For a legit massage the place is fine. Was a waste of time for me and what I was looking for. I love a nice sensual massage and I need the finish to complete the overall experience or I just leave very frustrated. For legit place it's great deal and people will enjoy that. However I wonder if most mongers are like me and need that release. Not sure the place will make it. I won't return for sure.

I just miss the old days with the young hotties. I remember some places the girls actually came to the room in a bikini.

You might want to try either Sun (aka Sunstar) or Mei Therapy, both of which aren't very far from that place. I haven't been to either for quite a while so maybe other members might have more current info, but either one of them should leave you satisfied. I doubt you'll get a young hottie in a bikini, but these days you do the best you can.

[Je2010]

For a legit massage at $60 per hr with a $20 tip, you certainly got more "play" than most places and therapists would have allowed. In addition, she encouraged you to finish yourself (and I'm guessing she would have continued to help in the same way she had been doing) which is also above and beyond what most legit massage shops offer.

I understand your disappointment since most mongers are not into self-service, especially if they are at an AMP where the price is at the level ($80+) where extras should be on the menu (which this one is not). But, from a purely objective perspective, you got more for your $ than the average hobbyist would at the average legit AMP.

So, from the perspective of someone who was horny going in and assumed (or hoped) extras were on the table, you're right to say it was a waste of time. But, from the perspective of someone who is looking for a reasonably priced legit deep-tissue massage, with a little sensuality thrown in at no extra charge, I would venture to say that this place is a good value. At least that has been my experience and I would recommend for anyone looking for that kind of session.

BTW, don't know what comment she made about your weight but obviously something like that is not cool.

P.S. There are other AMPs with reviews and discussions that are not far away from that area. With a little homework and driving an extra 5-10 minutes you would have avoided the frustration of dealing with an unreviewed legit spa.

P. P.S. One final thought is that it's important to remember that in a legit shop a therapist is jeopardizing her job if she gives extras. She may have a family to support and even if it doesn't seem like a big deal to the client to go "that little bit extra, " it's a big deal to her. So that's one more element of perspective to consider.

I have had this numerous times and all were the first time I was there. I went back, saw the same girl and she had no problem helping me out. (Different place than you went to).

For what you paid, sure she told you you had to do it yourself, but you still got a good amount of roaming.

[Jim Rob]

For a legit massage the place is fine. Was a waste of time for me and what I was looking for. I love a nice sensual massage and I need the finish to complete the overall experience or I just leave very frustrated. For legit place it's great deal and people will enjoy that. However I wonder if most mongers are like me and need that release. Not sure the place will make it. I won't return for sure.

I just miss the old days with the young hotties. I remember some places the girls actually came to the room in a bikini.

For a legit massage at $60 per hr with a $20 tip, you certainly got more "play" than most places and therapists would have allowed. In addition, she encouraged you to finish yourself (and I'm guessing she would have continued to help in the same way she had been doing) which is also above and beyond what most legit massage shops offer.

I understand your disappointment since most mongers are not into self-service, especially if they are at an AMP where the price is at the level ($80+) where extras should be on the menu (which this one is not). But, from a purely objective perspective, you got more for your $ than the average hobbyist would at the average legit AMP.

So, from the perspective of someone who was horny going in and assumed (or hoped) extras were on the table, you're right to say it was a waste of time. But, from the perspective of someone who is looking for a reasonably priced legit deep-tissue massage, with a little sensuality thrown in at no extra charge, I would venture to say that this place is a good value. At least that has been my experience and I would recommend for anyone looking for that kind of session.

BTW, don't know what comment she made about your weight but obviously something like that is not cool.

P.S. There are other AMPs with reviews and discussions that are not far away from that area. With a little homework and driving an extra 5-10 minutes you would have avoided the frustration of dealing with an unreviewed legit spa.

P. P.S. One final thought is that it's important to remember that in a legit shop a therapist is jeopardizing her job if she gives extras. She may have a family to support and even if it doesn't seem like a big deal to the client to go "that little bit extra, " it's a big deal to her. So that's one more element of perspective to consider.

[JmSuttr]

Yes sixty for the hour, I was typing fast on my phone and messed that up. Yes the entrance is open and you're correct, but since this place is so close to my work, I got stupid because I was horny shit.

The reason I felt and ending was going to happen, she gave me the massage without a cover. She was doing the gentle touch and spent her entire time on my ass and teasing my balls, this got me really horny and on the flip she played with my balls the entire time rubbing them and massaging them, it wasn't just a light brush but a full on he on my balls.

During this time I was playing with her ass. Yes it was over her pants, but I had free roam, I basically almost finger her with her pants on. I had panties thongs pulled to the side and I could feel her snatch as I rubbed it. This is when I said baby I need to cum and motion for her to stop playing with my balls and jerk me off, that's when she was like no way that's illegal, I'm laughing at this point and thinking and rubbing my balls isn't??

So I asked her a few times and she's like no tug, not at this place, then she tells me to jerk off myself and she will continue playing with my balls, I'm thinking this is ridiculous and my dick goes flat and I just change my mood from super friendly to quiet and tell her I'm leaving. We spent almost 45 minutes talking and earlier in the massage when she was critical of my weight I just laughed it off, but now I'm thinking f you.

For a legit massage at $60 per hr with a $20 tip, you certainly got more "play" than most places and therapists would have allowed. In addition, she encouraged you to finish yourself (and I'm guessing she would have continued to help in the same way she had been doing) which is also above and beyond what most legit massage shops offer.

I understand your disappointment since most mongers are not into self-service, especially if they are at an AMP where the price is at the level ($80+) where extras should be on the menu (which this one is not). But, from a purely objective perspective, you got more for your $ than the average hobbyist would at the average legit AMP.

So, from the perspective of someone who was horny going in and assumed (or hoped) extras were on the table, you're right to say it was a waste of time. But, from the perspective of someone who is looking for a reasonably priced legit deep-tissue massage, with a little sensuality thrown in at no extra charge, I would venture to say that this place is a good value. At least that has been my experience and I would recommend for anyone looking for that kind of session.

BTW, don't know what comment she made about your weight but obviously something like that is not cool.

P.S. There are other AMPs with reviews and discussions that are not far away from that area. With a little homework and driving an extra 5-10 minutes you would have avoided the frustration of dealing with an unreviewed legit spa.

P. P.S. One final thought is that it's important to remember that in a legit shop a therapist is jeopardizing her job if she gives extras. She may have a family to support and even if it doesn't seem like a big deal to the client to go "that little bit extra, " it's a big deal to her. So that's one more element of perspective to consider.

[Jim Rob]

Yes sixty for the hour, I was typing fast on my phone and messed that up. Yes the entrance is open and you're correct, but since this place is so close to my work, I got stupid because I was horny shit.

The reason I felt and ending was going to happen, she gave me the massage without a cover. She was doing the gentle touch and spent her entire time on my ass and teasing my balls, this got me really horny and on the flip she played with my balls the entire time rubbing them and massaging them, it wasn't just a light brush but a full on he on my balls.

During this time I was playing with her ass. Yes it was over her pants, but I had free roam, I basically almost finger her with her pants on. I had panties thongs pulled to the side and I could feel her snatch as I rubbed it. This is when I said baby I need to cum and motion for her to stop playing with my balls and jerk me off, that's when she was like no way that's illegal, I'm laughing at this point and thinking and rubbing my balls isn't??

So I asked her a few times and she's like no tug, not at this place, then she tells me to jerk off myself and she will continue playing with my balls, I'm thinking this is ridiculous and my dick goes flat and I just change my mood from super friendly to quiet and tell her I'm leaving. We spent almost 45 minutes talking and earlier in the massage when she was critical of my weight I just laughed it off, but now I'm thinking f you.

If I understood your post correctly, you paid $120 for the hour? I'm confused because the regular price at that place is $60 for the hour and $90 for 90 minutes. Did you get some kind of upsell? If so, how did that go down? Also, what made you think extras would be available? I've been several times for deep tissue massage and it was pretty clear to me that it's a legit shop. It is true that, if you happen to get a therapist who is comfortable with you, you may get some teasing but that's pretty much it. One strong indication for me that it's legit is because the entrance setup is wide open, without the vestibule and doorbell arrangement used by most HE AMPs.

I'm pretty sure there are no reviews on the oThER site, or discussions in this forum, because I would have noticed. So, just giving credit where due, IMHO it's not a waste of time if what you're looking for is a good deep tissue (legit) massage at a reasonable price (I pay $90 + $20 tip for 90 minutes). FWIW, in the absence of reviews or forum posts, I always assume a new AMP is legit. That way, if I TOFTT and all that happens is I get a good massage, I'm not disappointed. If something more happens, then that's pure icing on the cake.

Just to make sure we're talking about the same place, here's one of their recent ads:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...533834941.html

[Laura Rager]

I saw the strangest sight near the "Health Center" on Richmond Highway in Alexandria. Near Route 1, there was a man in black leaning against a telephone pole aiming binoculars in the general direction of the Health Center. Parked in front of the place was a large pickup with tags and stickers talking about one branch of the military. Now he might have been looking at the tax preparer office nearby, or the African church that inhibits another townhouse with seemingly dozens of residents. He had what appeared to be municipal tags on a Malibu. I have a photo of the person but am not posting it here unless someone really thinks that is a good idea.

Just a heads up.

[SwallowMyLoad1]

This place is a dud. They have a $45 hour special but it is just light caressing with no reall massage. An hour of actual massage is $60. There was a little teasing but on the flip she insisted on DIY. I didn't even bother. I have gone twice to two different girls and they both insisted on DIY.

Had the same thing happen to me twice. If I wanted to do it myself, I would have stayed home.

[SwallowMyLoad1]

Can't remember my email / login from my previous account, so had to make a new one. Lurked for awhile, made a few posts for places I visited, but lost it all. Oh well.

For those in the Woodbridge area, some quick notes:

- JadeTree on Opitz. Great place. The parking lot can be busy because of neighboring medical offices but otherwise safe. Rooms are private and clean. Two girls, Amy and one who I can't remember. Amy is a 5 on the eyes, 7 on the massage and a 9 on the turn. I've gotten more than the typical NOVA in the past. The other girl is cuter and gives a good massage too, just can't remember the name.

- Eutopia in Minnieville. Been there twice, not sure why I went back. Massage was crummy the first time and there was no HE, not even the hint. The second time (two days ago) was because I was in the area and needed an actual massage. The rooms are not private, in that there is no specific cieling for the rooms. You can hear everything. As in, I kept thinking someone was coming into the room as people walked past. Massage was good this time though but again, no HE. Made it clear but she said they don't do that there. At least the massage was good!

[JmSuttr]

Huge waste of time. So much teasing to the point she was rubbing my balls for 15 minutes and I had this huge hard on. At one point I motion for her to play with the shaft. M, she said oh no that's illegal! I laugh and I'm like playing with her, I'm rubbing her ass and pussy so hard, but she refuses to stroke me, only offered to rub my balls so I can jerk myself off.

I was so pissed at the end I just got up and left and was done with her bull shit, I paid 6 jacksons for the hour and tipped her 20 , I honestly felt like leaving nothing. She was typical old shit in nova and made comments about my weight. I know I'm fat *****! That's why I have to pay!!

Anyway avoid this place in merrifield next to subway.

If I understood your post correctly, you paid $120 for the hour? I'm confused because the regular price at that place is $60 for the hour and $90 for 90 minutes. Did you get some kind of upsell? If so, how did that go down? Also, what made you think extras would be available? I've been several times for deep tissue massage and it was pretty clear to me that it's a legit shop. It is true that, if you happen to get a therapist who is comfortable with you, you may get some teasing but that's pretty much it. One strong indication for me that it's legit is because the entrance setup is wide open, without the vestibule and doorbell arrangement used by most HE AMPs.

I'm pretty sure there are no reviews on the oThER site, or discussions in this forum, because I would have noticed. So, just giving credit where due, IMHO it's not a waste of time if what you're looking for is a good deep tissue (legit) massage at a reasonable price (I pay $90 + $20 tip for 90 minutes). FWIW, in the absence of reviews or forum posts, I always assume a new AMP is legit. That way, if I TOFTT and all that happens is I get a good massage, I'm not disappointed. If something more happens, then that's pure icing on the cake.

Just to make sure we're talking about the same place, here's one of their recent ads:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...533834941.html

[Jim Rob]

Huge waste of time. So much teasing to the point she was rubbing my balls for 15 minutes and I had this huge hard on. At one point I motion for her to play with the shaft. M, she said oh no that's illegal! I laugh and I'm like playing with her, I'm rubbing her ass and pussy so hard, but she refuses to stroke me, only offered to rub my balls so I can jerk myself off.

I was so pissed at the end I just got up and left and was done with her bull shit, I paid 6 jacksons for the hour and tipped her 20 , I honestly felt like leaving nothing. She was typical old shit in nova and made comments about my weight. I know I'm fat *****! That's why I have to pay!!

Anyway avoid this place in merrifield next to subway.

[Volvos40]

I was last there 30 days ago. They are Chinese, not K-girls. I have seen Susan for a about a year but she is on vacation to China. She only did great teasing, no HE. I have a feeling there might not be HE there. I should stop by and see, since the main girl there knows so well. Good luck.

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...hburn-va-22083#review-195469.

Any idea about this parlor? I am new to this hobby and looking for a HE in NoVA.

[Nerd29]

Was a very important person a couple of weeks ago and was treated accordingly. Needed a good massage as I was on a long road trip. Was treated to a ts to wash off the road grime, received a nice massage and the standard nova finish. 1. 2 for a half hour including tip.

[WebDog2015]

120 for the TIP? Not total, right? What was the house fee?

House is $80/hr. Standard. $70 was on the generous side of standard. $80 is too much but something I'd do occasionally. $120 is laughable. Yes that is what she demanded for a tip, so $200 total.

The whole scene ridiculous, with her crying (crocodile tears) and being totally obnoxious about it. I will not go back. Which is honestly too bad as it the one place I had become a regular.

JmSuttr, your points are correct. I still call her an ROB because of the shakedown and hysterics, but it's true it was all after services were rendered and it was quality service. Frankly that's what pisses me off. I like the idea of have a place to go where the TS and massage are solid, the whole hour is honored, and the finish is all-access with everything just short of FS. For $80+$60 its a great deal as AMPs go. At $80+$80 it is competing with the condos that offer similar quality with FS. But I felt better dealing with entrepreneurs who come and go on their freewill. Amy just left a bad taste in my mouth (albeit not literally, like all Koreans her snatch was reasonably tasty).

[Lane Narrows]

I hadn't seen any Cristine's ads for awhile but I gave her a call and was able to see her. She has a set-up by Lee Highway in Fairfax.

She's an older (40's) Thai lady with a much younger looking body, nice curves in all the right places, and great bolt-ons. (Seriously, if you want to know about how old an Asian woman is, look around their eyes and also see if their gray roots are showing.) Got a FBSM with some nuru gel for $. 2 and left happy with plans on seeing her again.

This isn't her ad but she can be reached at this number.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...y-rub/20269481