Massage Parlor Reports

[AhardLanding]

What exactly is farmerworker shaped?

The same mall as King Taco.

[Kajispam]

After not being able to see CiCi / Lisa or another Backpage booker who put in the ad Monterey Park / Alhambra yet their location is in Downey. I found myself in South Elmonte on Garvey. Went to go see the Chinese farmworker shaped body of the girl from room six who apparently goes by the name Coco now. Paid for a half-hour got an hour-long session with massage in the beginning then CBJ CFS to completion and postcoital massage for the remaining half hour. Left her. 6 and she told me that she now requires $ and next time I have to bring $. If that's the case I probably will not be back to this budget MP. I like that I could get an MP experience for $100 out the door.

What exactly is farmerworker shaped?

[Just_Shat]

After not being able to see CiCi / Lisa or another Backpage booker who put in the ad Monterey Park / Alhambra yet their location is in Downey. I found myself in South Elmonte on Garvey. Went to go see the Chinese farmworker shaped body of the girl from room six who apparently goes by the name Coco now. Paid for a half-hour got an hour-long session with massage in the beginning then CBJ CFS to completion and postcoital massage for the remaining half hour. Left her. 6 and she told me that she now requires $ and next time I have to bring $. If that's the case I probably will not be back to this budget MP. I like that I could get an MP experience for $100 out the door.

[AhardLanding]

First stop was Healthy Foot & Body Massage to see Jennifer. .

Still can't find this place. Walked west on Garvey from Ace for about a mile so gave up and went to 123 for Ellie, which was nice.

[Caribe]

Sorry, I tried and forgot about it. I guess because I was not impressed. Clean new place. Small room. I can't remember her name but she was a muffin topped middle-aged Vietnamese woman who gave a good legit massage.

The Dream mamasan was there and hyped up my provider as the best and sexiest. Same old mamasan. After she asked if I loved the massage and she said to come back. I'll get the same girl.

Like most places, this one offers HE. Just get the right girl. Mine was Chinese and Tina or something. Sorry, she was kind of flakey so I wasn't paying much attention to what she was saying. She was skinny and taller with loose permed hair that went to her lower neck. The massage on my back was rudimentary. I flipped after 40 minutes and sh acted surprised that my pole was erect. She said something incoherrent about giving it some attention. She used plenty of oil and finished me. After cleanup. She massaged my scalp.

[Dildo Baggens]

I stopped going there because of the consent up sell. They also lacked any kind of enthusiasm.

I drive around and get some lunch. Then drive around some more; this is my first time visiting this part of LA so I go exploring.

After a couple hours I go to Sunshine. I drive into the back and spot a tall and thin Chinese girl talking on her phone. She is dressed in a short pink dress with flipflops. I go in and another girl tells me to go to the front to pay.

I ask for 30 minutes and get charged $25.

The receptionist walks me to the room, in the hall I see a few of the girls working there, they are average to above average in looks but nothing amazing. I get in the room and before I start to undress, the girl that I saw standing outside comes into the room. I get naked and lay on the bed.

She starts with a very nice massage for about 10 minutes, I am having muscle tension from stress so it actually felt very good.

After 10 minutes, I say ok and turn over, she points to my "special purpose" and asks if I want a massage there; I ask "do you do everything?" she replies by giving me a sly smile. I ask how much and she says $140. I try to talk her down to $100, but she is really insistent on more. We end up at $120.

She leaves the room and comes back with supplies. She gets on the bed with me and puts on what I think is the thickest condom I've ever felt.

She starts with a weak BJ, the condom is so thick I hardly feel anything, with her body on the table I start touching her body. I try to slip a finger in there, but its so tight I can hardly go in. I tell her I am ready and we start FS. Start with Mish and finish with doggy.

She is very tight and gets very wet, but the condom is so thick that I don't feel very much which allowed me to go longer than I normally can, but after about 15 minutes I finish.

She cleans me up, I get dressed and am on my way.

Review: Kind of expensive, at $145, I think I will only try it one more time to get a very nice looking girl that I saw as I was leaving, but other than that I don't think I will be back.

[MrButtersworth]

She provided BBFS and CIP the very first time you visited? I hope that is just a belated April Fools joke.

No joke, she did it.

[Asgardian]

She asks if I want a condom, I say no so we just get started. We start with Mish and finish with standing doggy with a CIP finish.

She provided BBFS and CIP the very first time you visited? I hope that is just a belated April Fools joke.

[MrButtersworth]

I drive around and get some lunch. Then drive around some more; this is my first time visiting this part of LA so I go exploring.

After a couple hours I go to Sunshine. I drive into the back and spot a tall and thin Chinese girl talking on her phone. She is dressed in a short pink dress with flipflops. I go in and another girl tells me to go to the front to pay.

I ask for 30 minutes and get charged $25.

The receptionist walks me to the room, in the hall I see a few of the girls working there, they are average to above average in looks but nothing amazing. I get in the room and before I start to undress, the girl that I saw standing outside comes into the room. I get naked and lay on the bed.

She starts with a very nice massage for about 10 minutes, I am having muscle tension from stress so it actually felt very good.

After 10 minutes, I say ok and turn over, she points to my "special purpose" and asks if I want a massage there; I ask "do you do everything?" she replies by giving me a sly smile. I ask how much and she says $140. I try to talk her down to $100, but she is really insistent on more. We end up at $120.

She leaves the room and comes back with supplies. She gets on the bed with me and puts on what I think is the thickest condom I've ever felt.

She starts with a weak BJ, the condom is so thick I hardly feel anything, with her body on the table I start touching her body. I try to slip a finger in there, but its so tight I can hardly go in. I tell her I am ready and we start FS. Start with Mish and finish with doggy.

She is very tight and gets very wet, but the condom is so thick that I don't feel very much which allowed me to go longer than I normally can, but after about 15 minutes I finish.

She cleans me up, I get dressed and am on my way.

Review: Kind of expensive, at $145, I think I will only try it one more time to get a very nice looking girl that I saw as I was leaving, but other than that I don't think I will be back.

[MrButtersworth]

First of all I want to thank all of you who have contributed to the board, the info I got was invaluable. After reading the posts on this board I decided to take the plunge and visit an MP for the first time ever.

First stop was Healthy Foot & Body Massage to see Jennifer. I get in and am greeted by an asian woman dressed in a tight short leopard print dress who looks to be in her late 30's early 40's. , turns out she is Jennifer so we head to the room. I see a couple of younger girls in the rest area but decide to stick with Jennifer.

Her face is a 6. 5 (above average, some makeup which makes her looks nice), body is an 8. I only want 30 minutes, so she charges me $25.

Starts off with quick massage rubbing back, butt and legs, as she is doing this she is making conversation, asks if I had been there before, I say no and says "well you will like it here, maybe we can be friends" at which time she gets her legs up against my hands which are hanging over the edge of the table, so I start rubbing her legs and ass.

After less than 5 minutes of rubbing my body she asks what I would like and I say everything, tells me its $100. I agree and we begin. Starts with a very nice BBBJ for about 5 minutes, then we move to FS. She asks if I want a condom, I say no so we just get started. We start with Mish and finish with standing doggy with a CIP finish.

She cleans me up, I get dressed and am out the door.

Review: I will definitely come back to this place, jennifer was a very nice choice for my first time experience. The other girls looked pretty good as well so I will have to come back to try them.

[Cocomo]

Had some free time yesterday so went to this Latina mp on Garvey in W. Covina next to the paint store.

A man was behind the counter, told him for 30 minutes he ask for. 4, I say you advertised for 30 X30 he says ok. My fellow brothers; They did have an ad on Bxcxpxgx so look it up.

Lead me to a room, regular set up like other mp. Waited for about 10 min comes in a late 20's early 30's Latina with a big frame, face and body scale of 5 with natural the and a big ass. She started with an ok massage (if you need a good massage to smooth out your dings go to other place or may be some one else).

15 min into the ok massage she ask me if I want other services, I told her how about a HJ she ask me to flip over and she pull her top up and pull down her easy off pant and stated to work on the pole, she allow me to roam her everywhere which is an A+. Tip her. 4.

Side Note: She didn't ask or negotiate the tips before the work which is an A+, she told me usually 2 3 girls work there menu range from HJ, BJ to FS. If you just need a quick fix this is not a bad place to go, total damage. 7 out the door.

There are 3 MP in this area, one of them (AMP) I already been to a while back but nada worth report home I will give it another shot when I'm around this area again so 1 down 2 to go.

[Danny2]

My fellow mongers, I do have a concern on the tipping for the Asian massage parlor on Garvey Ave in El Monte.

Mainly I go to the "Sxnxhxnx" (next to a Chinese restaurant), been out there since they open up but lately the girl works there had ask me for more than I thought the on going price for their tips. For instance last few times I was there the girl ask for. 6 for HJ, . 8 for CBJ 1. 2 FS. Just last year I tip. 4 for a HJ with roaming her racks but what happen to the on going rate now?

I can understand if the girl is at her prime (in her 20'S) with pink Nixxle and pink puxxy and I don't mind to tip her more but a girl in her late 30's 40'S with a look of a 5 6 and size A rack I really don't see my Jackson's are at work.

May be I haven't been on this board for a while and may be there's an inflation on this hobby but didn't our minimum wage just got raise by only a buck?

Help me out by kindly give me your take on this, don't want to under tip the girls and looking like an ass in the ladies eyes.

Bro Sxnxhxnx is the worst of all I been asked $4 and $6 for FS. I don't even go there anymore. It used to be a good place untill the prices went up too high.

[Willie23]

These workers don't have easy jobs. Treat them nice and with respect and that goes a long way. From your post I can only imagine your attitude at MP's.

Hell yes. They may have zero customers or 20 in a day. They are there for 12 hours, and many have an hour ride to and from home on top of that. They don't know if the next guy will beat them up, rip them off or be a cop. Lots of guys have horrible hygiene. They are at the mercy of MMS. They have had to pay extortionate fees for licenses and other documents to work in the US. They are risking 7 or so STDs.

Easy job to 'spread their legs?' I think not.

[Adm888]

You are absolutely right Willie23 that we must stand firm with these money hungry bitches. Getting pussy is one thing, but we must resist the temptation of pussy in taking us to the cleaners. Yes we can be impulsive when it comes to sex, but from our lessons learnt in the field, we need to prevent becoming a victim to these bitches. Research has shown that men are generally the weaker sex when it comes to temptation (A sucker to a pretty face or a hot body). Also what I have observed in these shops is that many of these bitches have bad attitudes, i.e. in not coming up to greet you with a smile; just laying around as if they were tired or disinterested, not putting their heart into their work, and etc.

These workers don't have easy jobs. Treat them nice and with respect and that goes a long way. From your post I can only imagine your attitude at MP's.

[KrazyKobe8]

You are absolutely right Willie23 that we must stand firm with these money hungry bitches. Getting pussy is one thing, but we must resist the temptation of pussy in taking us to the cleaners. Yes we can be impulsive when it comes to sex, but from our lessons learnt in the field, we need to prevent becoming a victim to these bitches. Research has shown that men are generally the weaker sex when it comes to temptation (A sucker to a pretty face or a hot body). Also what I have observed in these shops is that many of these bitches have bad attitudes, i.e. in not coming up to greet you with a smile; just laying around as if they were tired or disinterested, not putting their heart into their work, and etc.

Good thing we live in the tech times with the internet. We can share what we know and avoid being ripped off. Personally I just learned from personal experience. Back in the old days before the internet I can't imagine how things were maybe and old time monger can share his experiences. As for Garvey SEM parlors goes I would give one piece of advice. The second the storage war price negotiation starts just walk out. Even if they say fine to the price. From personal experience the best providers have been the ones that never ask for money up front. Or they will say your offer price is fine but if my services are good then please tip me a little more. For the new mongers just don't get a girl that hasn't been reviewed. It's sad but most of these girls are probably earning more money then us. If we could spread our legs and earn a hundreds of dollars in a day we would too. But most of us bust our asses off and toil in hard work. Unless your super rich and can throw money away I suggest you spend it wisely on gals that deserve it. KK8.