Massage Parlor Reports

**NoseJelly** · 04-01-16 00:34

Maybe we should see if the Admin can setup a new section exclusively for White Knights to tie off their horses and store their shining armor.

**Magnum352** · 04-01-16 00:00

Went to re-visit one of my past favorites today. Lexi use to work at Bella but since they closed she's at East West now. The place itself was as most mp's are. It was clean but quiet. Lexi was awesome at Bella but today she came off as bored and not happy to be doing what she does. Her massage is actually pretty good. She applies nice pressure and works everything. I tried to make some small talk but she didn't get into the conversation one bit. The last time she went topless for a 40 tip but this time she said that would cost more. Then she did a very mechanical HJ and wasn't into it whatsoever. She provided one of the least satisfying endings I've had. It's too bad cause she was one of my favorites before today. I guess in this game you can't win em all. I just hate spending $80 and not even feeling like your satisfied. On to the next I suppose!!

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lexi/23579007

**Tom70** · 03-31-16 20:56

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

On the contrary, I had a very nice massage today at a nice MP. The massage was on the level of a cmt, I could tell she had training but she confessed that she didn't have a license. I went to an escort for my extras. Please read today's BP advertiser reviews.

I use to go to Panacea a long time ago and saw a girl named Nolee. It was the luck of the draw for me and it was my lucky day. Saw her about 5 times before she disappeared. She was there and gone before Trista arrived at Panacea. If anybody knows where Nolee is, please let me know. She was a great massuse and had other talents too.
I haven't been there lately, I wonder why?
Did I miss read his post? Does someone think I have DKS about Panacea?

Stick to what you know about. These rants about a place you went to 4 years ago help no one and hurt your credibility. And I thought you didn't bust balls? Consistency much?

**Benz1** · 03-31-16 20:40

Originally Posted by Tom70 [View Original Post]

Now you are digging up 7 month old ficticious rants? We get it, you don't do massage parlors and you know nothing about this place.

On the contrary, I had a very nice massage today at a nice MP. The massage was on the level of a cmt, I could tell she had training but she confessed that she didn't have a license. I went to an escort for my extras. Please read today's BP advertiser reviews.

I use to go to Panacea a long time ago and saw a girl named Nolee. It was the luck of the draw for me and it was my lucky day. Saw her about 5 times before she disappeared. She was there and gone before Trista arrived at Panacea. If anybody knows where Nolee is, please let me know. She was a great massuse and had other talents too.
I haven't been there lately, I wonder why?
Did I miss read his post? Does someone think I have DKS about Panacea?

**Tom70** · 03-31-16 19:30

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Sounds like GPS is not the only problem at Panacea.

Now you are digging up 7 month old ficticious rants? We get it, you don't do massage parlors and you know nothing about this place.

**Benz1** · 03-31-16 19:19

Originally Posted by LonelyLove [View Original Post]

Ironically, Panacea is not living up to their name, they're not a cure for anyone's ills. Wow, the way they treat a walk-in is astounding. I was up north and on my way back down, I decided to drop in and see if it's still the same white trash that populated the place years ago. Sad to say, it is. (I actually was hoping to meet Natasha, as I understand she's the only one worth a damn in the place, but she wasn't there.) I opened the door and after nearly tripping over a 10 ounce dog, I met Jessica at the desk. Jessica is kinda cute, has jagged teeth that look like an infant's and has a bit of a belly either from bad nuutrion or baby damage. Can't tell without seeing it undressed. At about this time, a bigger girl in a moo moo dress walked up counting the cash that someone just handed her on his way down the hall. She got a big frown and I joked to Jessica that it obviously wasn't enough money. She laughed and I asked how much could I expect the tip to be. She said they want it to match the door fee, if you're there for a half hour, the tip should be 40 and if you're there for an hour, the tip should be 60. I imagine that's what they'd like, but in my mind, I wasn't seeing any talent there to command that kind of cash. In walks a hot mess of a blond who was probably at her physical prime about 6 years ago. Her exposed legs showed ample cottage cheese already forming on a girl who can't be more than 24. This girl was sporting one of the most cartoonish-looking black eyes I've ever seen. Looked like she tried to last:30 with Ronda Rousey. I smiled at Jessica and whispered if she was responsible for the face damage, she giggled and said no. I decided to explain to Jessica about my bad experience at their place years ago and how I was hoping it was different now and also not wanting to compare them to the bizarre experience of walking into East West. Just then, the (used-to-be hot) hot mess black eyed blond comes back around and nearly screams at me asking if I'm going to go with a massage or not? I said, yeah, no. Now that you've made up my mind, no. No I won't. This brings the manager holding a clipboard out from the back room. She says to me that she hears I'm causing problems up here. Jessica, in my defense, explains to her that I merely had a few questions and that it was everyone else jumping down my throat and trying to force me to stay or get the Hell out. I told the manager that I appreciated her coming out but I'd just decided that I'd never come back. Yet another girl pops out from nowhere and says, good. We got a million other guys to replace you. I'm sure you do. The funny thing is, the manager was the hottest one there. If she'd been an option when I walked in, I'd have stayed. She kinda looks like the dead teacher from Bates Motel, pic attached.

Sounds like GPS is not the only problem at Panacea.

**Love The Lips** · 03-31-16 08:03

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

I might be the odd guy out here, or just a guy who ain't afraid to call it as he sees it, but I don't see anything special about the girls at Panacea other than Natasha, and she's hands down the best I've had. Over the years I've read the superlatives on Natalie and others and never found any of them to be near what the press releases indicated. Could just be a matter of different strokes for different folks, or it could just be over-effusive promoters pumping a favorite girl or favorite parlor. I've been there a dozen times and other than Natasha it's been average and in a couple instances below average experience, so for my money I think there are a couple over-enthusiastic promoters at play here.

Yes Blackfire, I agree on Natasha! There was also a girl that went by Summer at Panacea that I thought was Sexy as hell, but she proved to be too unreliable and would come and go often. Blackfire which parlors and girls would you recommend? I'd like to broaden my horizons a bit more in the parlor scene!

**Blackfire** · 03-30-16 22:05

I might be the odd guy out here, or just a guy who ain't afraid to call it as he sees it, but I don't see anything special about the girls at Panacea other than Natasha, and she's hands down the best I've had. Over the years I've read the superlatives on Natalie and others and never found any of them to be near what the press releases indicated. Could just be a matter of different strokes for different folks, or it could just be over-effusive promoters pumping a favorite girl or favorite parlor. I've been there a dozen times and other than Natasha it's been average and in a couple instances below average experience, so for my money I think there are a couple over-enthusiastic promoters at play here.

**Benz1** · 03-30-16 20:25

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Contrary to some of the rumors around here, I am not, nor ever was, a part owner of Panacea!

NJ.

Its a good thing you're not an onwer. With this new tipping policy, it won't be long before you can buy that place for a song and dance.

**Love The Lips** · 03-30-16 19:40

Originally Posted by MusicBoss10 [View Original Post]

Who are the best girls at Panacea? Thanks!

I think we all can agree that Natasha is hands down the best at Panacea! She really does have it all. Great attitude, good massage, beautiful, roaming is great and gets even better with each visit and she gets explosive endings out of you everytime! Natalie was nice though no longer there as well as Aliese was pretty good. Tia gets high marks as well as most of the girls there. You almost can't go wrong there as long as this whole tip before the session doesn't take hold.

**Love The Lips** · 03-30-16 19:35

Originally Posted by Spongebob357 [View Original Post]

Thanks NJ, yes I am old enough to have been a member on every old board.

Synergy continued things under a different name later working out of some spiritual healing / massage type of place a few years back too.

**Spongebob357** · 03-30-16 17:21

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Synergy! WoW that's a blast from the past. Welcome to GR Bob.

NJ.

Thanks NJ, yes I am old enough to have been a member on every old board.

**NoseJelly** · 03-30-16 16:53

Contrary to some of the rumors around here, I am not, nor ever was, a part owner of Panacea!

NJ.

**MusicBoss10** · 03-30-16 11:52

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

I agree with Tom about Panacea. They are my fave too though I haven't been in a bit. I'm sad to hear about the new tip before you play policy if that is true, but they do have the babes!

Who are the best girls at Panacea? Thanks!