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**YoungWolf** · 03-29-16 12:16

Dreamt about Jada a few minutes ago, pics are not her but she looks pretty good if you are into like the MILF type, which is what I would consider her. Man can this girl talk, the only time she wasn't was during LOL but still have a great CBJ with an awesome technique and tongue ring, tatted and some nice piercings if you are into that (I am) she is in great shape did CG for a while till I popped and went right back to story telling. Overall a good time, not sure I'll repeat.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...a-man/17218406

**MaxxD0941** · 03-29-16 11:53

Went and saw Gina in Riverview. Easy access from texting. Great Rub with a good view. Great 30 min will repeat.

**TManXX71** · 03-29-16 09:48

Originally Posted by JoePumper [View Original Post]

One of my friends is on her social media, and he says she is in full mom mode based on her posts. He said her FB has gone silent for a few months now, so looks like she is keeping a low profile. I am not sure if he is in contact with her or just lurking, but next time I talk to him I will see.

It seems that she has always kept a low profile because I could not find her on FB and I have her real stats.

**SlimHunter** · 03-29-16 06:43

Anyone had a go?. We had a brief text exchange then radio silence.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ss-ut/19578161

**Mrs Betancourt** · 03-29-16 02:38

Originally Posted by AlexAmor46 [View Original Post]

OK? Yes hun not talking about you. We are talking about the provider below. If we were talking about you it'd be under St. Pete LOL.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...eased/19260095

JFC,

Al.

I wrote this because I had a client who has me mixed up with her an would come see me because of the original post.

**Joe Pumper** · 03-29-16 01:04

Originally Posted by IsamuDaizon [View Original Post]

Correct me if I am wrong but someone in this forun wrote that she found religion.

One of my friends is on her social media, and he says she is in full mom mode based on her posts. He said her FB has gone silent for a few months now, so looks like she is keeping a low profile. I am not sure if he is in contact with her or just lurking, but next time I talk to him I will see.

**TailSct** · 03-28-16 23:15

Found info on this one. Seems very business like and I'd imagine that the shortest visit would probably be the best option. Sent a text asking about times and rates. She replied with 150 for the half. I told her that that's about 30 more than I'm willing to donate. If she offers a QV for 70/80 I'll probably partake. http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...t-mom/12167253 https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi....asp?id=268118 And one more from SF. https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi....asp?id=261126.

**Xtraveler G** · 03-28-16 22:31

Originally Posted by Pretend [View Original Post]

THE FUNNY PART OF THE STORY:

So pulling onto Ulmerteon road, I'm realizing that I'm still really stoned. I could drive just fine but I kept forgetting my heading. I was too dazed to pull up maps on my iphone. All I had to say was "siri, navigate home" but couldn't think straight so I stopped at a starbucs to relax for a min. Got some coffee and got back in the car, as I'm driving off, I begin to hear faint country music and I mean very faint. I looked at my phone to be sure youtube wasnt playing, then I turned down the car radio only to realize it was already off. I rolled the window down, nothing. I could not figure out what the hell I was hearing or where it was coming from. I was really confused and began to question myself what the hell did I smoke. It was my own tree with my own paper so now way did I accidentally smoke anything I shouldn't have. The freaky thing is that I don't even listen to country music.

I start checking my pockets and realized that some strange phone was in my pocket and I was hearing her ringtones. When I was hurrying getting dressed, I must have stuffed her phone too. I was dealing with a real dilemma now. I was nearly back on the bridge to head home. At about the same time my wife is trying to facetime me and she never does that. I was seriously stressed out. I turn around to head back not knowing what kind of confrontation I could end up in as they think I stole the piece of shit phone.

After it felt like ages, I pulled back into the hotel not knowing what room she was in as she was waiting for me outside previously so I never knew the room number. Her phone ringing every 3 min the whole drive back and I must have answered and spoke to 10 mongers explaining to each I had her phone and heading back LOL.

I arrived and by luck the guy who called was the same dude who was there. I told him to come down. He came down very apologetic and appreciating the return of the phone. He apparently smoked the left over joint and was telling me that was some serious weed. I think we chatted for a good 5 min, he asked for my number, I gave him the ho app number, no harm done. Then I attempted to hand him the phone several times but he was stoned to the point of not functioning. I finally was like ok dude nice meeting you, I got to go here's her phone, he replied I already took your phone number, I'm like NO NO man listen this is her phone remember I came back to return it. NOTHING!! Total confused look. I was at a total lost at this point. I was like look just go upstairs and give it to her and I will call you. Finally he went up. WOWeee.

SO the story hasn't ended, I once again forgot to tell my phone to navigate home, 10 min later I don't recognize the road so I pulled up the map and apparently her addy was still locked in and I started navigating ONLY to return me right back to her HOTEL. WTF man! I was so pissed. I found the next gas station, washed my face, entered the right addy to head back to Tampa and found my way back 30 min later.

Last night all and all I had a great time. Just a little less weed next time. I forgot that I haven't smoked in several months and 2 puffs was really too much.

AWESOME!!!! "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle".

Thanks for the tale!

**Eman10** · 03-28-16 21:31

Originally Posted by IsamuDaizon [View Original Post]

Correct me if I am wrong but someone in this forun wrote that she found religion.

I remember that post as well. The intel I had came from a provider she had traveled with so that why I said I can't confirm. Maybe they are both true. I was hoping she would get back this way and she could tell us herself. If not I wish her well. She was one of the hottest out there.

**MPandos** · 03-28-16 20:39

Originally Posted by BatDong [View Original Post]

Been trying to see her at DM all last week, keep getting told she's not available. Is she seeing senior members only or everyone? Got a buddy who's interested but he's only posted on the other site.

She'll see any "established mongers" no newbies but not just senior members. PM me and ill get your friend info.

**Pretend** · 03-28-16 18:51

BACKGROUND INFO:

I know this is Tampa BP section but I am from Tampa and the story starts in Tampa and all my friends are here. I was getting tired of Tampa BP girls so I thought I would take a cruise to Pinellas because they really do have better options. I like to tell detailed stories of my adventures in hopes to give back a smile and a laugh at my expense.

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/tamp...-8047/1/551255

So I've been texting Vicki for a couple days and last night was perfect for me as the family was leaving most of the night. First, to clear up some things, Vicki has no Russian accent and she grew up in the Midwest. Another thing to clear up is, rarely do the girls look better than the BP ads, its usually the opposite. In this case, Vicki is very very beautiful. Prob the prettiest face I've seen as a worker in North America. Her body is not a perfect model body but its nice and acceptable. I definitely see east European genes.

She texted me to what was taking me so long and I told her I was looking for some tree and informed me that she was down. My Indian friend gave me a nug and warned me about it as he knows I don't smoke often, later did I wish I would have taken his advice more serious. I arrived to ulmerton road, wow what a cruise. Forgot how far it was. She was staying in a decent looking extended stay. As I was walking down the hallway, a wild looking white dude immediately stopped talking to her and avoided all eye contact with me.

After I walked in and greeted her, I asked her if her boyfriend was going to wait by the door the whole time and she said it was her cousin and he was leaving. She wanted to do formalities so we did all of that. I then sat on the chair to roll our smoke and then she began to ask me some questions regarding if I was an informant and why my clothes are still on. I told her cops don't roll joints so chill out and put your pants back and enjoy this before we get started, so she loosened up big time. By the way, during the formality check, I noticed that her clit was huge. It would scare some of you newbies, but it wasnt dangly dark and ugly, it was more like cauliflower shaped. At that point I knew I would DATY for the first time in over a year since I quit doing that with workers.

After my 2 puffs, I was stoned, she continued to take several more drags and she was ready. Before we get on the bed she insisted on cleaning my privates with a warm rag, I told her I was out of the shower but she was not listening then I stopped her because I did not want an unknown rag touching me, became weird again for a min. She ended up getting me a new rag to see for myself that they're clean. Anyways we got to business right after that.

We started with a BBBJ, it was loose and wet and felt great. Again her face was extremely cute guys. Just before I was ready to change positions, I asked her to go deep as I was too shy to push her head down on our first meeting. Boy, did she respond, I was surprised to see that depth considering that initially she wasn't going deep at all, although it felt great the whole time. It's the type DT I love, deep, wet, loose. I hate teeth and tight rough throats.

We switch position and I went DATY, like I said, it was the first time in a while, as matter fact been years since I DATY a large clit. It was great and she became squirmy and super wet and jumped away saying she orgasmed after a couple of min. She rode me for couple of minutes and she began to hyper vent so I told her to lay down and relax. I mounted her missionary and finished. It really amazes me how a little of weed totally dazes and stones these girls beyond functioning considering the types of drugs they do.

THE GOOD:

She's sexy, down, calm, great techniques and gets super wet.

THE VERY BAD:

After I cleaned up as I was getting dressed there was loud banging on the door over and over and she was screaming back at the door "I'm busy". I quickly got dressed and prepared myself for confrontation and told her to go ahead and open the door. The same dude comes flying in avoiding all eye contact with me as I stood there prepared for anything and he went straight to the bathroom. I told her ok that was nice, I'm out of here. She tried to apologize as I was shutting the door. I got lost. Honestly these sorts of things don't overly bother me. Most of these dudes are pussies as long as you don't look away scared. But I can see how this would bother some of you so I expect him to be near during most meetings.

THE DAMAGES:

1.

THE FUNNY PART OF THE STORY:

So pulling onto Ulmerteon road, I'm realizing that I'm still really stoned. I could drive just fine but I kept forgetting my heading. I was too dazed to pull up maps on my iphone. All I had to say was "siri, navigate home" but couldn't think straight so I stopped at a starbucs to relax for a min. Got some coffee and got back in the car, as I'm driving off, I begin to hear faint country music and I mean very faint. I looked at my phone to be sure youtube wasnt playing, then I turned down the car radio only to realize it was already off. I rolled the window down, nothing. I could not figure out what the hell I was hearing or where it was coming from. I was really confused and began to question myself what the hell did I smoke. It was my own tree with my own paper so now way did I accidentally smoke anything I shouldn't have. The freaky thing is that I don't even listen to country music.

I start checking my pockets and realized that some strange phone was in my pocket and I was hearing her ringtones. When I was hurrying getting dressed, I must have stuffed her phone too. I was dealing with a real dilemma now. I was nearly back on the bridge to head home. At about the same time my wife is trying to facetime me and she never does that. I was seriously stressed out. I turn around to head back not knowing what kind of confrontation I could end up in as they think I stole the piece of shit phone.

After it felt like ages, I pulled back into the hotel not knowing what room she was in as she was waiting for me outside previously so I never knew the room number. Her phone ringing every 3 min the whole drive back and I must have answered and spoke to 10 mongers explaining to each I had her phone and heading back LOL.

I arrived and by luck the guy who called was the same dude who was there. I told him to come down. He came down very apologetic and appreciating the return of the phone. He apparently smoked the left over joint and was telling me that was some serious weed. I think we chatted for a good 5 min, he asked for my number, I gave him the ho app number, no harm done. Then I attempted to hand him the phone several times but he was stoned to the point of not functioning. I finally was like ok dude nice meeting you, I got to go here's her phone, he replied I already took your phone number, I'm like NO NO man listen this is her phone remember I came back to return it. NOTHING!! Total confused look. I was at a total lost at this point. I was like look just go upstairs and give it to her and I will call you. Finally he went up. WOWeee.

SO the story hasn't ended, I once again forgot to tell my phone to navigate home, 10 min later I don't recognize the road so I pulled up the map and apparently her addy was still locked in and I started navigating ONLY to return me right back to her HOTEL. WTF man! I was so pissed. I found the next gas station, washed my face, entered the right addy to head back to Tampa and found my way back 30 min later.

Last night all and all I had a great time. Just a little less weed next time. I forgot that I haven't smoked in several months and 2 puffs was really too much.

**Angel350** · 03-28-16 18:43

Originally Posted by Eman10 [View Original Post]

She was a hottie. When she first started coming to Tampa from Orlando she was a must see for me. Had intel that she got knocked up and has been out of the game since but I can't confirm this.

Correct me if I am wrong but someone in this forun wrote that she found religion.

**LolDude** · 03-28-16 16:42

Was thinking about it. What was the damage LW? Thanks.

**Willh** · 03-28-16 15:39

Originally Posted by SernorMan [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/e...-6078/18312310

Fake pics.

Way over 39.

Batpoop crazy.

Run away.

**M Fever** · 03-28-16 15:17

Originally Posted by Caipirinha [View Original Post]

You'll be very happy. She's well reviewed on here. I always enjoy my time with her.

I'm not doubting Crystal I've seen her before too a couple months ago. I didn't negotiate her down because she was nice on the phone came well reviewed but I didn't pay those prices either.

I contacted her last week about seeing her again but didn't hear back for a day or so. I will try again.