Streetwalker Reports

[NeedToStop]

Holy Shit! You guys on the Miami board know how to do it! I'm finding you sick fucks in Cuba! You can't miss me. I'll be the dude with both fist full of fucking dollars!

I just checked your 99 post and I did not find any pictures or any reviews that will benefit anyone and on top of that now you have decided that the best way to get invited to a mystical "underground Club" is by trivializing its members; Maybe your attitude is what's keeping you outside the dark building and looking in through a small crack on the wall that leads to an empty room.

I don't have any knowledge of an Undergroup Club and if I did I will % at # at!# at $ at % at!

When I die, fuck it I want to go to hell.

Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell.

It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies.

Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies.

God will probably have me on some real strict shit.

No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked.

Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise.

Fuck that shit, I want to tote guns and shoot dice.

All my life I been considered as the worst.

Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse.

Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion.

I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion.

She don't even love me like she did when I was younger.

Suckin' on her chest just to stop my fuckin' hunger.

I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?

Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies.

My babies' mothers 8 months, her little sister's 2.

Who's to blame for both of them (naw nigga, not you).

I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit.

Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit.

And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red.

I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head.

The stress is buildin' up, I can't.

I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind.

I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me.

Naw you wouldn't understand (nigga, talk to me please).

You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack.

Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back.

Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet.

People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me.

My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone.

She knew me and her sista had somethin' goin' on.

I reach my peak, I can't speak.

Call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak.

I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin'.

Matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.

JB.

[Mrgs9016]

Ladies and Gentleman.

THE KING HAS SPOKEN!! LOL I need to head down to Cuba and experience monger bliss.

Hello everyone,

For the old gang that is familiar with my work here are a few pictures from Cuba my new home with some young fine Seorita. For the younger group that is not familiar with my work; I once roam the streets of Miami like a hungry dog looking for meet and I enjoyed every second of it but soon Miami was too small for me and I relocated to Pussy Paradise Cuba. If you have the knowledge and cred of mongering in Miami it will be an offense to pay for pussy in Cuba. In the last three years since I relocated I have enjoy more than 100 young sexy healthy Cuban girls that will match any top escort in the US and FOR FREE... The thrill and adrenaline of mongering in Miami late night is one of my favorite hobbies but the quality pussy is deplorable. Since I left others have followed, Like Mundo and Fatjohn and they are enjoying the island as well. I love this board and I am glad is doing great with my mongering brothers, Cali, Taxi, Nico / DarkRaijin, Gringo and the rest of the gang. Till next time..

Joe Black...

[TiPapou]

Many different factors can go into a sting.

1) Police officers lie all the time. If they don't video tape the sting, they can claim that you stated a price and sex act. Once you get to court, its your word against theirs.

2) All states are different when it comes to solicitation. You don't always have to state a sex act AND a price. I had a buddy who was arrested for solicitation and he never talked about money. He pulled up to a "SW" in a McDonalds parking lot, rolled down his windows and said "Hop in, I need a blow job!" The undercover approached and asked "How much money you got?" He told her "Get in, we will talk later". The undercover turned around and he pulled off, 30 seconds later he was pulled over by the cops and when they told him it was for solicitation, he protested and yelled "I didn't say anything about money! The police told him it wasnt important, the sex act alone was sufficient for the arrest".

My golden rule is that "Any female who doesn't immediately jump into the car and tries to negotiate from the sidewalk, I quickly pull off!

Thanks for the tip.

[Joe Black]

Hello everyone,

For the old gang that is familiar with my work here are a few pictures from Cuba my new home with some young fine Seorita. For the younger group that is not familiar with my work; I once roam the streets of Miami like a hungry dog looking for meet and I enjoyed every second of it but soon Miami was too small for me and I relocated to Pussy Paradise Cuba. If you have the knowledge and cred of mongering in Miami it will be an offense to pay for pussy in Cuba. In the last three years since I relocated I have enjoy more than 100 young sexy healthy Cuban girls that will match any top escort in the US and FOR FREE... The thrill and adrenaline of mongering in Miami late night is one of my favorite hobbies but the quality pussy is deplorable. Since I left others have followed, Like Mundo and Fatjohn and they are enjoying the island as well. I love this board and I am glad is doing great with my mongering brothers, Cali, Taxi, Nico / DarkRaijin, Gringo and the rest of the gang. Till next time..

Joe Black...

Whats up board, I know I haven't posted in a hot minute, I have been on the low and really not much to report from the wasteland of Homestead, but I did receive an email from Mundo and he wanted me to send a shout-out to the old school playas on the board: Joe Black, Taxi, Pete, Cali, and even Lou-ser. He said the internet there sucks ass but the young (free) Cuban pussy keeps his mind off the lack of good internet. I told him I am arranging a trip to Cuba before I head off to Savannah, GA. , in June.

We might be down there the same time. I'll send you a PM.

[Muff Diver 305]

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[Mr Raye]

I'm running into this problem. What else have you come up with?

I just say "want to take a ride with me?" If they ask to where I say "Somewhere more private. ".

[Djzalltheway]

I'm running into this problem. What else have you come up with?

I use the "Do you need a ride" line too, only one problem. I started mongering pretty young, so when I would pull up to a girl and ask if they needed a ride, they assumed that I was trying to hit on them. (Just like any other 25 year old would do when he sees a hot girl standing at the bus stop or walking down the street). 50% of the time, I would get a "No thanks, I don't need a ride! Then I would have to think of what else I could say to get them in without incriminating myself.

[Lurker X]

I use the "Do you need a ride" line too, only one problem. I started mongering pretty young, so when I would pull up to a girl and ask if they needed a ride, they assumed that I was trying to hit on them. (Just like any other 25 year old would do when he sees a hot girl standing at the bus stop or walking down the street). 50% of the time, I would get a "No thanks, I don't need a ride! Then I would have to think of what else I could say to get them in without incriminating myself.

I like to get the vibe on a girl I've encounter on the street, I will just say " hey cutie " and judge her response. If I get a smile and she's not aggressive then I will check out her overall appearance and let her in, but no talk about money or sex till we are moving and out of the area.

Then say let's go to the room, I normally pay 40, if she agrees then we go, if she's not going for 40, then I'll say " I tip for good attitude and performance" thus a good time can be had.

[MyndProwler]

Whats up board, I know I haven't posted in a hot minute, I have been on the low and really not much to report from the wasteland of Homestead, but I did receive an email from Mundo and he wanted me to send a shout-out to the old school playas on the board: Joe Black, Taxi, Pete, Cali, and even Lou-ser. He said the internet there sucks ass but the young (free) Cuban pussy keeps his mind off the lack of good internet. I told him I am arranging a trip to Cuba before I head off to Savannah, GA. , in June.

Hey you,

So happy to hear an update on the legend! As for you, maybe this time on your way up north for the summer you'll finally pay me a visit. It is long overdue.

[Too Long]

But your friend definitely stated he wanted a sex act I keep it real simple I asked them if they need a ride I think that's keeping it pretty safe.

I use the "Do you need a ride" line too, only one problem. I started mongering pretty young, so when I would pull up to a girl and ask if they needed a ride, they assumed that I was trying to hit on them. (Just like any other 25 year old would do when he sees a hot girl standing at the bus stop or walking down the street). 50% of the time, I would get a "No thanks, I don't need a ride! Then I would have to think of what else I could say to get them in without incriminating myself.

[Schokolat]

We might be down there the same time. I'll send you a PM.

I told him I am arranging a trip to Cuba before I head off to Savannah, GA. , in June.

[IStillHangLeft]

Whats up board, I know I haven't posted in a hot minute, I have been on the low and really not much to report from the wasteland of Homestead, but I did receive an email from Mundo and he wanted me to send a shout-out to the old school playas on the board: Joe Black, Taxi, Pete, Cali, and even Lou-ser. He said the internet there sucks ass but the young (free) Cuban pussy keeps his mind off the lack of good internet. I told him I am arranging a trip to Cuba before I head off to Savannah, GA. , in June.

[Meloson]

Saw an older LSW named Lulu the other night around Unity and south of the tracks Had on a hoody and some black boyshorts. She was driking, even offered me some. Said she's 50. She said FS is a quarter and Pipe cleaning is. 20?

I chose just the pipe clean for. 15. She started right away. Payed attention to the boys. Nice and soft no tooth. She went deep and gag a couple of times. Lots of Spit. She reached a couple of times and sucked on my nipples. She was tipsy but she was fully aware of what's going on. She told me no FIV no Direct rubbing of it either and no CIM.

We were done in about 10 minutes. Ill give her 7. 5 on the pipe work. Not much of a looker but nice atttitude. Very little english. No phone. But would repeat.

[Joe Black]

Super cool video bro. Wish we had all these technology back in the days.

Joe Black.

So here it is fellas! I made this guide with the purpose of showing newer mongers where some of the better places to pick up SW are. I have gotten a lot of message's recently asking for digits and information about where to pick up girls. I hope this video helps some of those people. If anyone has any questions or needs help I usually respond to almost everyone. If I don't respond it's because I don't trust you or I feel like you need to be contributing more to the site. Also I will be taking a much needed break from picking up SW, I'll still pop up in on the forums once in a while. Today is my last day in Miami but I will be back with vengeance for the time I have missed in the summer lol. With that being said enjoy the video!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h56e6da67503f2

[LatinKnight2]

Great session with her yesterday, almost 40 minutes of exceptional BBBJ. She's in ot, if you see her don't pass her up.

What does she look like? Pic?