Massage Parlor Reports

**Lazarus II** · 03-24-16 02:36

Originally Posted by JackThe [View Original Post]

Hey fellas anybody know any massage girls with big / huge tits?

Search for Robyn at Mind and Body or Renee in Royal Oak St The Body Shop.

**DutchCourage3** · 03-23-16 22:58

Drove by tonight looking for a massage. Accidentally passed it to see eight Oakland county sheriffs in the parking lot kitty corner to it sitting in their cars. I have either some really bad luck spotting cops near AMPs or the gods are smiling down on me and my gut has helped me avoid trouble a few times now. You can take that info and run with it whatever way you like but with the Feds in Lansing I'm going to be super cautious for a while. If anyone has had luck anywhere near Pontiac pm me. My sources have pretty much ran dry.

**Gigaman** · 03-23-16 18:57

Originally Posted by Ropeshark07 [View Original Post]

I Understand from previous posts that it's always been 2 locations. The Joy road has never had problems, but the Lily rd (Cloud 9 Spa vs. Cloud 9 Massage?) location was closed down when I went in January (after lots of HE reports).

Adds are back up for the place that closed, but I'm guessing it's DIY at most until they know you. Canton has proved their happy to close non-discrete places quickly.

The one that is now closed that was on Lily Rd was called Massage 9 (no cloud in the name at all).

The one of Joy Rd that is still open is called Cloud 9.

I don't think they were related, because the services were different according to the reviews in this forum.

**JackTheCat2** · 03-23-16 18:03

Hey fellas anybody know any massage girls with big / huge tits?

**Ropeshark07** · 03-23-16 15:19

Originally Posted by JohnQP313 [View Original Post]

I went to Cloud 9 Spa earlier this week. I called the number and was surprised to see they were still open so I headed down. When I get there I find that Cloud 9 Massage has closed their doors but Cloud 9 Spa is open about 2 miles away.

I head on over, assuming they just relocated but am told by therapist that it was 2 different businesses. I opt for 30 minutes and get a somewhat decent massage. On the flip it is made VERY obvious that it will be DIY only!

Finished the massage got dressed and left. I would not and will not repeat.

Stay safe,

JQP.

I Understand from previous posts that it's always been 2 locations. The Joy road has never had problems, but the Lily rd (Cloud 9 Spa vs. Cloud 9 Massage?) location was closed down when I went in January (after lots of HE reports).

Adds are back up for the place that closed, but I'm guessing it's DIY at most until they know you. Canton has proved their happy to close non-discrete places quickly.

**Spaguy45** · 03-23-16 11:38

Originally Posted by Sammya1963 [View Original Post]

Expensive menu? Care to elaborate on that one? Her prices are extremely reasonable. For the quality of the massage that she gives she's extremely reasonable in price. Then again, if you're out there hunting for a HE or more and don't care about the quality and technique of the massage, the lotions / oils that she uses (others go cheap with baby oil, or haven't you learned that yet), and the hygiene of the establishment, then she isn't for you. Happy hunting, hope you find what you're looking for, I myself am extremely content in receiving a first class massage from someone that actually knows what they're doing.

Well what can I say, Sammy, four of your five posts, all of them since Jessica / Leena Spa opened a month or so ago, shill for that spa. In case you hadn't noticed, Sammy, this board isn't Yelp. Perhaps Yelp would care exclusively about your claims of Jessica's supposed "perfection" in her massage skills and your fixation on the quality of Jessica's oils. As a relatively new, inexperienced member here though, Sammy, perhaps you don't realize that we tend to care about those things but on other factors as well. I see no need to apologize for wanting a more sensuous experience than can provided by Jessica's draping, or in your case per one of your posts, by the privilege of being allowed to wear your underpants while being massaged. Perhaps you'll get even closer to nirvana were she to massage you with your pants totally on!

Also, your posts set up the false dichotomy that it's either "perfection" from Jessica / Leena on the one hand or else it's unhygienic, incompetent, substandard oil massages from everyone else. That's nonsense. If it's a non-sensuous, draped, purely therapeutic massage that someone is specifically looking for, there are many other places in Rochester and Rochester Hills that truly are as outstanding as you claim Jessica to be, and at a significantly lesser cost as well.

So, Sammy, I'm not sure why you're so persistent in shilling for Jessica / Leena Spa but whatever the reason, you're certainly doing her no favors here on USASexGuide. All you're doing is highlighting for the majority of us that this is NOT a place that we're seeking. But, carry on, my friend. I understand both puppy love and business promotion and with you, it does appear to be one or the other.

**EricTheReddit** · 03-23-16 11:09

Originally Posted by Sammya1963 [View Original Post]

Yes, replied to a member on the board that more than likely hadn't had one of her massages but yet was stating that her business would be closed soon. I've seen a few postings on here where the happy endings or more didn't occur so I felt that it's only right that as a 7 time client of her I just might do her some justice.

It's like you've walked into a tailgate at a Lions game and want to talk about how much football sucks and everyone should love tennis. Everyone is here for the football game, and as much as we may appreciate a tennis match, we're probably not going to opine about how great Roger Federer is no matter how much you stomp about.

Everyone here appreciates a good massage, I have a legit place I go to that I don't talk about here because it's pretty easy to find a place that does a good job with massages. People are here sharing info because sometimes you need to get the poison out.

**JohnQP313** · 03-23-16 10:21

I went to Cloud 9 Spa earlier this week. I called the number and was surprised to see they were still open so I headed down. When I get there I find that Cloud 9 Massage has closed their doors but Cloud 9 Spa is open about 2 miles away.

I head on over, assuming they just relocated but am told by therapist that it was 2 different businesses. I opt for 30 minutes and get a somewhat decent massage. On the flip it is made VERY obvious that it will be DIY only!

Finished the massage got dressed and left. I would not and will not repeat.

Stay safe,

JQP.

**Member #5509** · 03-23-16 10:16

Does anybody know what happened to Nikki from Canton? Worked out of an office in Canton? Brought her Miniature Pinscher to appointments? She vanished, and the last time I tried her number a guy answered and he was not happy I called. I suspect he got a new number and didn't immediately understand the baggage that came with it.

**JohnQP313** · 03-23-16 10:15

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...price/23476100

Went to see her recently. She is in a private residence in the Lincoln Park area. She is probably early to mid 50's and 5 feet tall. She is tiny.

The massage itself sucked with very little to NO pressure that finished with HJ. The rate was affordable but I think you'd be better off spending the money on a legitimate massage and then taking care of yourself!

I will not repeat!

Stay safe,

JQP.

**Sammya1963** · 03-23-16 07:52

Originally Posted by Spaguy45 [View Original Post]

Is it that you have a crush on her, Sammy? You've expended an awful lot of effort heroically responding to a post that basically pointed out that she's legit only, that draping is always required and that given the constricted (and expensive) menu, probably won't be in business for long.

Expensive menu? Care to elaborate on that one? Her prices are extremely reasonable. For the quality of the massage that she gives she's extremely reasonable in price. Then again, if you're out there hunting for a HE or more and don't care about the quality and technique of the massage, the lotions / oils that she uses (others go cheap with baby oil, or haven't you learned that yet), and the hygiene of the establishment, then she isn't for you. Happy hunting, hope you find what you're looking for, I myself am extremely content in receiving a first class massage from someone that actually knows what they're doing.

**Lewk4** · 03-23-16 00:09

Scheduled and saw Faith recently because of all the good reviews and of course her pix. Because it was my first time with her I only went with the super swedish but the massage was great. She sure took her time and built up the tension. Didn't really get any mielage with my roaming hands but then wasn't sure to expect much at all. There was a bit of noise of someone upstairs during, this was a bit creepy, but then I knew possibly to expect that from reading here (thanks fellas). Damage was $120 plus 20 tip. Ending was quite satisfactory. I might repeat depending upon other options, but all in all a good time.

**Mantenna2006** · 03-22-16 15:25

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tcall/23910308

**Primerib** · 03-22-16 13:46

I did a reverse image search of the only image in Porshia's BP ad that purportedly shows her. I got multiple hits. I conclude that things are not on the up and up.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...lcome/23521872

**Spaguy45** · 03-22-16 12:07

Originally Posted by Sammya1963 [View Original Post]

Jessica is 100% Chinese. No, this isn't a typical Asian massage place where one expects a happy ending or more, it's 100% legit. The nice thing is that she knows how to give a massage being a massage therapist and not just a masseuse. I've been to some places where they used baby oil, worn out towels, and gave mediocre massages, never going back to them, Jessica from what I've seen uses either an apricot lotion or pure coconut oil for her massages, and now has a full length heating pad that feels absolutely awesome, that combined with hot stone therapy is an excellent feeling.

Is it that you have a crush on her, Sammy? You've expended an awful lot of effort heroically responding to a post that basically pointed out that she's legit only, that draping is always required and that given the constricted (and expensive) menu, probably won't be in business for long.