Massage Parlor Reports

[SimplyCool]

So many stories. So many wishful thinking, wants. . and 99% of the time it ends up with lots of gas, time and money totally wasted with disappointments.

Here is the answer. There is NO good massage places in this whole St Louis area. NONE. Period. Even some of these reports with "got a HE" it is still a pathetic time in the end, and then once a report is posted saying they had a HE, 10 more guys run to the place only to be disappointed with NOTHING.

Face the facts. This area totally sucks for Massage places. They all false advertise beautiful young girls, and you get there and its 50+ woman and leave you disappointed.

Move on.

If you want a real Oriental Massage. You must travel. I travel to the East Coast with business, and there you will find the ULTIMATE massage places. Young beautiful girls, with drop dead gorgeous bodies, REAL table showers, and everything under the sun after a great massage.

Good luck. With your searches. But don't hold your breath around here. .

[OldDawg]

Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated!

Aspen worth a visit, very skinny body, no extras, but nice enough. YGND is well reviewed here, and are generally very highly regarded so I'd say both a worth a visit.

[OldDawg]

Can someone PM me on any masseuses in St Peters or O'Fallon that are fun? I'm racking some serious miles on my vehicle and wasting a lot of time driving all over. Maybe someone flying UTR?

Not that fun can't be had in St. Chas, but it can easily involve Uncle LEO as well. Be careful.

[TinyTaco]

Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated!

[BigSock]

Go back just one week. Only three pages deep.

Don't think there is anything coming out of Cha except guys dreaming that they got something, but remember it was only a dream not reality.

[Bret M69]

Any guys try out cha spa? If so, any intel? I might give it a go today. Would like to know if its worth the visit if possible.

Go back just one week. Only three pages deep.

[HungWell447]

Any guys try out cha spa? If so, any intel? I might give it a go today. Would like to know if its worth the visit if possible.

[Lovethatbob]

Wanted to see if any body has had the chance to meet with this lady. Looks like fun and if not may TOFT. Let me know by PM if possible. Thanks ElNino.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ondes/19886842

Took one for the team last week. She's definitely an older gal, the one in the pics. Works from her small home off Watson. Basement location, cluttered but workable. Real massage table and a draped "room" next to the laundry room, with a too-bright basement window overlooking the table. She should drape that thing so it's more intimate feeling and less like an operating room. TOO BRIGHT. Kate uses baby oil, which isn't my favorite, but it was better than none at all, which I dislike even more.

I went for the half hour for 100 or 120. Can't recall. She stays clothed and does a decent massage, has some training, and pays attention to knots or other sore areas if you alert her. Minor teasing, but enough to let me know it was going to be a decent finish.

On the flip, she does some more leg work, then gets to the main event. Definitely knows her way around a man's member and does it far better than some of the younger gals. I did coach her a bit on what I like, and she complied. I managed to gently grope her large twins a bit toward the end, and afterward she said she'll get topless on subsequent visits. Also mentioned that some guys had mentioned that she didn't have any reviews so they were a bit stand-offish. Well, now she has one. No worries, gents. She can do the job. Just isn't nearly as attractive or sensual as Sara or Tammy or some of YGND's girls. Kate mentioned at the end that her husband wasn't home, but he's fine with her side job at home and wouldn't ever bother us. Since she brings you in a rear entrance and straight downstairs, I can see that you'd never run into anyone else in her home. Safety is good.

Overall, she's a repeat for me. I'd put her on a par with Faro but less attractive surroundings and higher price. Kate's just more geographically desirable to me. Try her, YMMV.

LTB.

[PilotPete]

[Deleted by Admin]I was recently and officially chastised for even suggesting such blasphemy.

As will he.

A2

[MScofield]

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[Elnino1978]

Wanted to see if any body has had the chance to meet with this lady. Looks like fun and if not may TOFT. Let me know by PM if possible. Thanks ElNino.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ondes/19886842

[Dalton425]

I have not seen Summer in a few months but everytime I visit her I receive a very good massage. Yes sometimes she does not return calls and sometimes she talks to much but I think she is a really nice person and I enjoy her massages.

I never meant to imply that Summer wasn't a nice person and I'm sure she is. I also think she's beautiful, but what I want sounds like she does not offer. So to avoid any embarrassment for either one of us, I wouldn't want to waste her time or mine. I love a combination of massage with a great hand and / or mouth finish. That's why I have Catz and Monica on my bucket list. Thanks for the reply tho.

[RubMeNow123]

Had a chance to sneak out tonight but couldn't go far, so took a chance on Harmony. Big waste. Lame massage, uncomfortable table, old masseuse, fully draped and nothing even remotely approaching teasing. Guess lots of desperation in the area, because I had to wait my turn, and could hear them turning guys away like crazy. For what it is worth, I am one of those that likes the thrill of the chase, so I know to not expect too much. Still, even by those standards, Harmony sucked. And I have been having some good luck lately, so I know there is fun to be had.

[BigSock]

I've read nothing but negative posts about Summer so I doubt I would ever try and see her. Catz has been on my list for a long time and from what I've read lately, her oral skills are top notch and I can't wait to find out for myself. I just wish she was closer to me since I'm in Illinois. If she's as good as they say then the hour drive will be well worth it.

I have not seen Summer in a few months but everytime I visit her I receive a very good massage. Yes sometimes she does not return calls and sometimes she talks to much but I think she is a really nice person and I enjoy her massages.

[DirtyDuke]

My ATF is Angel. She sometimes gets cold reviews, but I enjoy my time with her immensely. Haven't seen her much lately, but when I venture out, Angel is my first choice. If you click with her, you will leave happy.

DT.

I can't argue with your thoughts on Angel. She is great. She's sexy, sensual and some other s word that I can't think of right now. I prefer Lilia just because I think Lilia is freaking gorgeous.

But back to the topic at hand, has anyone seen the newest YGND?