Massage Parlor Reports

**Cupric** · 03-24-16 21:53

Originally Posted by SunnyDaze [View Original Post]

Any spots or body rub providers in salukiville?. Thanks for any help.

Try the Asian Accupressure place on Glenview in Carbondale. I usually leave there pretty happy.

**Dlister426** · 03-24-16 13:05

Originally Posted by WentzStl [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the Massage EG in O'fallon MO. Just wondering if anything goes on there thanks in advance.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...young/20104970

I have no info, but it seems the new thing for AMPs around here is to post a lot of sexy pics just to get us to come in for a legit massage. If by chance there is more going on here, how about we keep it on the QT.

**Nalopy** · 03-23-16 17:10

Originally Posted by TinyTaco [View Original Post]

Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated!

Always use a burner phone.

**WentzStl** · 03-23-16 10:45

Has anyone been to the Massage EG in O'fallon MO. Just wondering if anything goes on there thanks in advance.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...young/20104970

**Sknonskn** · 03-23-16 10:26

I've seen Sharon a few times and enjoy seeing her. I was going to give her a call, but I seem to misplace her number. I hid all my contacts under one generic name on my phone with multiple numbers and I don't remember which number is hers. I kind of don't want to just start calling down the list until I find which one it is. I'm not asking for her full number. Just the first 3 digits, so when I start typing it the number will pop up. If anyone can help please pm me. Thanks in advance.

**SunnyDaze** · 03-23-16 07:10

Any spots or body rub providers in salukiville?. Thanks for any help.

**Lemmotlow** · 03-23-16 00:52

Originally Posted by TinyTaco [View Original Post]

Thanks OldDawg! It appears that there are not any issues with the more reviewed providers calling or texting back unexpectedly. Is a "burner" recommended for contacting these places or does it matter?

With YGND you are probably OK with your own phone. I have been a client for years and have never received a random text from Lake looking for appointments or anything else. No contact from her unless I reach out first. That said, why risk it? Get Google Voice or a similar app for your phone if you don't want a separate burner.

**Stl Danish** · 03-22-16 19:06

Originally Posted by Simplycool [View Original Post]

So many stories. So many wishful thinking, wants. . and 99% of the time it ends up with lots of gas, time and money totally wasted with disappointments.

Here is the answer. There is NO good massage places in this whole St Louis area. NONE. Period. Even some of these reports with "got a HE" it is still a pathetic time in the end, and then once a report is posted saying they had a HE, 10 more guys run to the place only to be disappointed with NOTHING.

Face the facts. This area totally sucks for Massage places. They all false advertise beautiful young girls, and you get there and its 50+ woman and leave you disappointed.

Move on.

If you want a real Oriental Massage. You must travel. I travel to the East Coast with business, and there you will find the ULTIMATE massage places. Young beautiful girls, with drop dead gorgeous bodies, REAL table showers, and everything under the sun after a great massage.

Good luck. With your searches. But don't hold your breath around here. .

Quoted for truth. Hoping to hit NY next month and indulge heavily while there! I've probably had 50 massages in STL and got a HJ during exactly one of them. Of the masseuses, exactly two of them were attractive. And no, the HJ wasn't from one of those!

A lot of "teasing" and leg-stroking while you do the work yourself does not cut it.

**TinyTaco** · 03-22-16 16:00

Originally Posted by OldDawg [View Original Post]

Aspen worth a visit, very skinny body, no extras, but nice enough. YGND is well reviewed here, and are generally very highly regarded so I'd say both a worth a visit.

Thanks OldDawg! It appears that there are not any issues with the more reviewed providers calling or texting back unexpectedly. Is a "burner" recommended for contacting these places or does it matter?

**SimplyCool** · 03-22-16 13:50

So many stories. So many wishful thinking, wants. . and 99% of the time it ends up with lots of gas, time and money totally wasted with disappointments.

Here is the answer. There is NO good massage places in this whole St Louis area. NONE. Period. Even some of these reports with "got a HE" it is still a pathetic time in the end, and then once a report is posted saying they had a HE, 10 more guys run to the place only to be disappointed with NOTHING.

Face the facts. This area totally sucks for Massage places. They all false advertise beautiful young girls, and you get there and its 50+ woman and leave you disappointed.

Move on.

If you want a real Oriental Massage. You must travel. I travel to the East Coast with business, and there you will find the ULTIMATE massage places. Young beautiful girls, with drop dead gorgeous bodies, REAL table showers, and everything under the sun after a great massage.

Good luck. With your searches. But don't hold your breath around here. .

**OldDawg** · 03-22-16 13:27

Originally Posted by TinyTaco [View Original Post]

Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated!

Aspen worth a visit, very skinny body, no extras, but nice enough. YGND is well reviewed here, and are generally very highly regarded so I'd say both a worth a visit.

**OldDawg** · 03-22-16 11:57

Originally Posted by Fbm014 [View Original Post]

Can someone PM me on any masseuses in St Peters or O'Fallon that are fun? I'm racking some serious miles on my vehicle and wasting a lot of time driving all over. Maybe someone flying UTR?

Not that fun can't be had in St. Chas, but it can easily involve Uncle LEO as well. Be careful.

**TinyTaco** · 03-21-16 23:52

Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated!