Massage Parlor Reports

[TouchMeHere]

I'm probably not the only one who reads all of Sticker's posts. Thanks for the intel.

I normally curtail my FS activities when my SO, who frequently travels on business, is in town. We typically have sex a couple times per week, so if I were to ever pick up a bug from my AMP exploits, I would be able to treat it while she was gone. But I broke my rules on Saturday after SO and I had a fight.

I took off to spend the day by myself with no set plans in mind. But after having lunch and a few drinks, I thought it was high time to finally experience fish & chips. Honestly, after having read so much about it, I hadn't previously been interested in going there since the providers are older than I like -- but the mid-day booze buzz changed my optics.

Once there, I walk in, hand mama $40 and ask for Anna, but I am told Anna is busy. Mama then takes me into the big room to choose Mimi or Lena. It's like walking into a movie theatre that's so dark you can't see who is sitting in the seats, but my eyes adjust enough to see a shorter haired girl sitting on one of the massage tables by the wall, and a longer haired girl sleeping on the bed next to her.

Although I still couldn't see very well, something about the longer haired sleeping girl appealed to me, and I later learned she was Lena. Mama escorted me to a private room in back, with the curtain not fully extending to the floor. I quickly stripped, sat on the edge of the bed.

When Lena walks in, junior and I stand up to greet her, and she immediately starts DFK. Well okay then. Then she has me lay down, and after about 30 seconds of BBBJ, she comes up for air, looks into my eyes and says, "Condom"? Not functioning will 100% mental clarity, I wasn't sure whether she was asking me if I brought one, or if she was asking if she should get one. I say no, and she smiles and leaves the room. Hmmm.

The private room is near the bathroom, and I hear Lena in there for a few minutes with the water running and the toilet flushing a couple of times. Then she returns, drops her pants and starts in on the BBBJ again while I slip her panties off and play with her ass and fur burger.

As Lena's pussy gets soaked, in one quick move she climbs on top of me, grabs my southern soldier and shoves him on in. Any concern I might normally have had at that time about doing it BB was fully mitigated by the previously consumed cocktails. Now this is where it gets amusing.

Lena is making some crazy "I'm being fucked so good" faces with her eyes alternating between wide open and tightly shut, and her mouth is agape while gasping and muttering incomprehensible words. Got to say that it feels great being unencumbered by a raincoat, so the fact that she's not a looker isn't bothering me. Although she has limited English, some of her soft muttering soon becomes identifiable as, "I love you, I love you, I love you. " Now this is weird, but in a way it's good because I am almost ready to pop, and hearing this diverts my attention and slows me down.

Even though her moaning "I love you" repeatedly is a little distracting, she is clearly enjoying herself, and so am I. So I flip her over for mish and more DFK, then get up in the push-up position to jackhammer my way into CIP.

At this point, Lena is clenching my butt cheeks, not letting me go, so I just stay inside her and we just make out. Later, after I soften up and slip out, she wants to cuddle. What the hell, go with the flow.

Here we are lying on our sides, face-to-face, with my hand on her ass and her hand cupping my balls, and before I know it, we both doze off. It's probably not more than a few minutes before I awaken to her softly snoring, which is crazy because she sounds just like my SO when she's in a deep slumber.

So I start lightly fingering her starfish to wake her back up, and before you know she's back at more BBBJ -- getting me hard enough for round two. The problem is, that little nap we had after my explosive pop, coupled with the lingering effects of the booze, makes a second pop out of the realm at this time.

But because she is wet, I am able to plunge away with only a semi-bone, but then junior loses interest and I pull out. However, Lena is relentless. "You drink, right? She asks after kissing me again. I confessed and she scolds "No drink next time, more fun okay?" I say sure and then climb on top of her face 69 style and have her lick my balls and taint while I play with, and lick, her little man in the boat.

Then, after one more round of humping without popping, I figure enough is enough and it is time to bounce. Lena brings mop-up towels and uses them to do a thorough cleaning of Mr. Happy. While I'm dressing, she kisses me more and says "You come back soon and ask for me, Lena, okay. " At least she didn't say "I love you again. ".

On a more-than-amusing side note, as Lena is toweling me up, I notice that the quilt we had been humping on is emblazoned with an large graphic of Mother Mary holding Baby Jesus. Right on the cum zone.

Knowing I was heading home to my SO, and that my session with Lena was so sweaty and juicy, I stopped by the gym to shower first. When I got home, SO was in an apologetic mood, which would normally lead to make-up sex. Fortunately, though, she had started her period, which will give me some breathing room for a few days.

Not sure whether or not I'll head back to see Lena or her friends again, but if I do, it would be after my SO leaves town again. Just a bit too risky sharing all those bodily fluids, despite the thrill ride.

[BrockLanderz]

Dude, that old broad is mean. Plus she has fake hair, teeth and probably weighs 45 lbs. She scares me. If you see her, put a good thumping and she might just evaporate into thin air. I just saw a post saying she was on the menu. I'd been there many times and never had her offer.

Yup, she isn't much to look at and she IS mean! That alone makes me want to pound on her.

She once gave me a hard time (no pun intended) about only getting 1/2 hr whereas I paid for a full hour.

[Jbjb1983]

Been to the HE place upstairs has nice looking girls but no FS yet. Anyways saw a unusual ad in BP about bare pussy rubbing and cream pie and squirting in her mouth. I texted the phone number and got an address, it was a familiar place. Medical building I been to before but this place was on the first floor. Decided to try it out. I asked what's rates. She said 40 half 60 hr. And bring tip. Two girls named Chloe and cici were behind the counter. Chloe was nice hot young girl I wanted to see but I got cici. She has some big fake tits and face, but a nice ass. Asked for enhance fee and waited. There was too many guys waiting for just two girls. Had 4 in front of me. I was about to leave than everyone left because it was taking to long. Cici asked for $50 for tip. That's 50 more than I normally pay oh well. She lubbed up her pussy and started to rub my bare cock. Felt good and she had these huge tits but a bit mechanical. Wished I got Chloe she looks younger. After a while I almost lost it, I had to make her stop. She puts the cover on and I go on top. She is pretty tight and I explode not long after. I'll share phone with who ever wants since this place is only open when their ad is up and cici told me to text to see if they are open.

[Rocco D]

Dude, that old broad is mean. Plus she has fake hair, teeth and probably weighs 45 lbs. She scares me. If you see her, put a good thumping and she might just evaporate into thin air. I just saw a post saying she was on the menu. I'd been there many times and never had her offer.

You had mammasan?! I'd love to tap her! Are we talking about the same woman?

Slender, short hair, real kickin' teeth that look like buck-tooth Betty? She is usually dressed up with heels on.

I'd pay up for her.

[Rocco D]

Seriously, that is the best post I have ever seen. I just had to give it up. Holy smokes.

I normally curtail my FS activities when my SO, who frequently travels on business, is in town. We typically have sex a couple times per week, so if I were to ever pick up a bug from my AMP exploits, I would be able to treat it while she was gone. But I broke my rules on Saturday after SO and I had a fight.

I took off to spend the day by myself with no set plans in mind. But after having lunch and a few drinks, I thought it was high time to finally experience fish & chips. Honestly, after having read so much about it, I hadn't previously been interested in going there since the providers are older than I like -- but the mid-day booze buzz changed my optics.

Once there, I walk in, hand mama $40 and ask for Anna, but I am told Anna is busy. Mama then takes me into the big room to choose Mimi or Lena. It's like walking into a movie theatre that's so dark you can't see who is sitting in the seats, but my eyes adjust enough to see a shorter haired girl sitting on one of the massage tables by the wall, and a longer haired girl sleeping on the bed next to her.

Although I still couldn't see very well, something about the longer haired sleeping girl appealed to me, and I later learned she was Lena. Mama escorted me to a private room in back, with the curtain not fully extending to the floor. I quickly stripped, sat on the edge of the bed.

When Lena walks in, junior and I stand up to greet her, and she immediately starts DFK. Well okay then. Then she has me lay down, and after about 30 seconds of BBBJ, she comes up for air, looks into my eyes and says, "Condom"? Not functioning will 100% mental clarity, I wasn't sure whether she was asking me if I brought one, or if she was asking if she should get one. I say no, and she smiles and leaves the room. Hmmm.

The private room is near the bathroom, and I hear Lena in there for a few minutes with the water running and the toilet flushing a couple of times. Then she returns, drops her pants and starts in on the BBBJ again while I slip her panties off and play with her ass and fur burger.

As Lena's pussy gets soaked, in one quick move she climbs on top of me, grabs my southern soldier and shoves him on in. Any concern I might normally have had at that time about doing it BB was fully mitigated by the previously consumed cocktails. Now this is where it gets amusing.

Lena is making some crazy "I'm being fucked so good" faces with her eyes alternating between wide open and tightly shut, and her mouth is agape while gasping and muttering incomprehensible words. Got to say that it feels great being unencumbered by a raincoat, so the fact that she's not a looker isn't bothering me. Although she has limited English, some of her soft muttering soon becomes identifiable as, "I love you, I love you, I love you. " Now this is weird, but in a way it's good because I am almost ready to pop, and hearing this diverts my attention and slows me down.

Even though her moaning "I love you" repeatedly is a little distracting, she is clearly enjoying herself, and so am I. So I flip her over for mish and more DFK, then get up in the push-up position to jackhammer my way into CIP.

At this point, Lena is clenching my butt cheeks, not letting me go, so I just stay inside her and we just make out. Later, after I soften up and slip out, she wants to cuddle. What the hell, go with the flow.

Here we are lying on our sides, face-to-face, with my hand on her ass and her hand cupping my balls, and before I know it, we both doze off. It's probably not more than a few minutes before I awaken to her softly snoring, which is crazy because she sounds just like my SO when she's in a deep slumber.

So I start lightly fingering her starfish to wake her back up, and before you know she's back at more BBBJ -- getting me hard enough for round two. The problem is, that little nap we had after my explosive pop, coupled with the lingering effects of the booze, makes a second pop out of the realm at this time.

But because she is wet, I am able to plunge away with only a semi-bone, but then junior loses interest and I pull out. However, Lena is relentless. "You drink, right? She asks after kissing me again. I confessed and she scolds "No drink next time, more fun okay?" I say sure and then climb on top of her face 69 style and have her lick my balls and taint while I play with, and lick, her little man in the boat.

Then, after one more round of humping without popping, I figure enough is enough and it is time to bounce. Lena brings mop-up towels and uses them to do a thorough cleaning of Mr. Happy. While I'm dressing, she kisses me more and says "You come back soon and ask for me, Lena, okay. " At least she didn't say "I love you again. ".

On a more-than-amusing side note, as Lena is toweling me up, I notice that the quilt we had been humping on is emblazoned with an large graphic of Mother Mary holding Baby Jesus. Right on the cum zone.

Knowing I was heading home to my SO, and that my session with Lena was so sweaty and juicy, I stopped by the gym to shower first. When I got home, SO was in an apologetic mood, which would normally lead to make-up sex. Fortunately, though, she had started her period, which will give me some breathing room for a few days.

Not sure whether or not I'll head back to see Lena or her friends again, but if I do, it would be after my SO leaves town again. Just a bit too risky sharing all those bodily fluids, despite the thrill ride.

[Spud666]

I normally curtail my FS activities when my SO, who frequently travels on business, is in town. We typically have sex a couple times per week, so if I were to ever pick up a bug from my AMP exploits, I would be able to treat it while she was gone. But I broke my rules on Saturday after SO and I had a fight.

I took off to spend the day by myself with no set plans in mind. But after having lunch and a few drinks, I thought it was high time to finally experience fish & chips. Honestly, after having read so much about it, I hadn't previously been interested in going there since the providers are older than I like -- but the mid-day booze buzz changed my optics.

Once there, I walk in, hand mama $40 and ask for Anna, but I am told Anna is busy. Mama then takes me into the big room to choose Mimi or Lena. It's like walking into a movie theatre that's so dark you can't see who is sitting in the seats, but my eyes adjust enough to see a shorter haired girl sitting on one of the massage tables by the wall, and a longer haired girl sleeping on the bed next to her.

Although I still couldn't see very well, something about the longer haired sleeping girl appealed to me, and I later learned she was Lena. Mama escorted me to a private room in back, with the curtain not fully extending to the floor. I quickly stripped, sat on the edge of the bed.

When Lena walks in, junior and I stand up to greet her, and she immediately starts DFK. Well okay then. Then she has me lay down, and after about 30 seconds of BBBJ, she comes up for air, looks into my eyes and says, "Condom"? Not functioning will 100% mental clarity, I wasn't sure whether she was asking me if I brought one, or if she was asking if she should get one. I say no, and she smiles and leaves the room. Hmmm.

The private room is near the bathroom, and I hear Lena in there for a few minutes with the water running and the toilet flushing a couple of times. Then she returns, drops her pants and starts in on the BBBJ again while I slip her panties off and play with her ass and fur burger.

As Lena's pussy gets soaked, in one quick move she climbs on top of me, grabs my southern soldier and shoves him on in. Any concern I might normally have had at that time about doing it BB was fully mitigated by the previously consumed cocktails. Now this is where it gets amusing.

Lena is making some crazy "I'm being fucked so good" faces with her eyes alternating between wide open and tightly shut, and her mouth is agape while gasping and muttering incomprehensible words. Got to say that it feels great being unencumbered by a raincoat, so the fact that she's not a looker isn't bothering me. Although she has limited English, some of her soft muttering soon becomes identifiable as, "I love you, I love you, I love you. " Now this is weird, but in a way it's good because I am almost ready to pop, and hearing this diverts my attention and slows me down.

Even though her moaning "I love you" repeatedly is a little distracting, she is clearly enjoying herself, and so am I. So I flip her over for mish and more DFK, then get up in the push-up position to jackhammer my way into CIP.

At this point, Lena is clenching my butt cheeks, not letting me go, so I just stay inside her and we just make out. Later, after I soften up and slip out, she wants to cuddle. What the hell, go with the flow.

Here we are lying on our sides, face-to-face, with my hand on her ass and her hand cupping my balls, and before I know it, we both doze off. It's probably not more than a few minutes before I awaken to her softly snoring, which is crazy because she sounds just like my SO when she's in a deep slumber.

So I start lightly fingering her starfish to wake her back up, and before you know she's back at more BBBJ -- getting me hard enough for round two. The problem is, that little nap we had after my explosive pop, coupled with the lingering effects of the booze, makes a second pop out of the realm at this time.

But because she is wet, I am able to plunge away with only a semi-bone, but then junior loses interest and I pull out. However, Lena is relentless. "You drink, right? She asks after kissing me again. I confessed and she scolds "No drink next time, more fun okay?" I say sure and then climb on top of her face 69 style and have her lick my balls and taint while I play with, and lick, her little man in the boat.

Then, after one more round of humping without popping, I figure enough is enough and it is time to bounce. Lena brings mop-up towels and uses them to do a thorough cleaning of Mr. Happy. While I'm dressing, she kisses me more and says "You come back soon and ask for me, Lena, okay. " At least she didn't say "I love you again. ".

On a more-than-amusing side note, as Lena is toweling me up, I notice that the quilt we had been humping on is emblazoned with an large graphic of Mother Mary holding Baby Jesus. Right on the cum zone.

Knowing I was heading home to my SO, and that my session with Lena was so sweaty and juicy, I stopped by the gym to shower first. When I got home, SO was in an apologetic mood, which would normally lead to make-up sex. Fortunately, though, she had started her period, which will give me some breathing room for a few days.

Not sure whether or not I'll head back to see Lena or her friends again, but if I do, it would be after my SO leaves town again. Just a bit too risky sharing all those bodily fluids, despite the thrill ride.

Wow, great review!

[Sticker]

I normally curtail my FS activities when my SO, who frequently travels on business, is in town. We typically have sex a couple times per week, so if I were to ever pick up a bug from my AMP exploits, I would be able to treat it while she was gone. But I broke my rules on Saturday after SO and I had a fight.

I took off to spend the day by myself with no set plans in mind. But after having lunch and a few drinks, I thought it was high time to finally experience fish & chips. Honestly, after having read so much about it, I hadn't previously been interested in going there since the providers are older than I like -- but the mid-day booze buzz changed my optics.

Once there, I walk in, hand mama $40 and ask for Anna, but I am told Anna is busy. Mama then takes me into the big room to choose Mimi or Lena. It's like walking into a movie theatre that's so dark you can't see who is sitting in the seats, but my eyes adjust enough to see a shorter haired girl sitting on one of the massage tables by the wall, and a longer haired girl sleeping on the bed next to her.

Although I still couldn't see very well, something about the longer haired sleeping girl appealed to me, and I later learned she was Lena. Mama escorted me to a private room in back, with the curtain not fully extending to the floor. I quickly stripped, sat on the edge of the bed.

When Lena walks in, junior and I stand up to greet her, and she immediately starts DFK. Well okay then. Then she has me lay down, and after about 30 seconds of BBBJ, she comes up for air, looks into my eyes and says, "Condom"? Not functioning will 100% mental clarity, I wasn't sure whether she was asking me if I brought one, or if she was asking if she should get one. I say no, and she smiles and leaves the room. Hmmm.

The private room is near the bathroom, and I hear Lena in there for a few minutes with the water running and the toilet flushing a couple of times. Then she returns, drops her pants and starts in on the BBBJ again while I slip her panties off and play with her ass and fur burger.

As Lena's pussy gets soaked, in one quick move she climbs on top of me, grabs my southern soldier and shoves him on in. Any concern I might normally have had at that time about doing it BB was fully mitigated by the previously consumed cocktails. Now this is where it gets amusing.

Lena is making some crazy "I'm being fucked so good" faces with her eyes alternating between wide open and tightly shut, and her mouth is agape while gasping and muttering incomprehensible words. Got to say that it feels great being unencumbered by a raincoat, so the fact that she's not a looker isn't bothering me. Although she has limited English, some of her soft muttering soon becomes identifiable as, "I love you, I love you, I love you. " Now this is weird, but in a way it's good because I am almost ready to pop, and hearing this diverts my attention and slows me down.

Even though her moaning "I love you" repeatedly is a little distracting, she is clearly enjoying herself, and so am I. So I flip her over for mish and more DFK, then get up in the push-up position to jackhammer my way into CIP.

At this point, Lena is clenching my butt cheeks, not letting me go, so I just stay inside her and we just make out. Later, after I soften up and slip out, she wants to cuddle. What the hell, go with the flow.

Here we are lying on our sides, face-to-face, with my hand on her ass and her hand cupping my balls, and before I know it, we both doze off. It's probably not more than a few minutes before I awaken to her softly snoring, which is crazy because she sounds just like my SO when she's in a deep slumber.

So I start lightly fingering her starfish to wake her back up, and before you know she's back at more BBBJ -- getting me hard enough for round two. The problem is, that little nap we had after my explosive pop, coupled with the lingering effects of the booze, makes a second pop out of the realm at this time.

But because she is wet, I am able to plunge away with only a semi-bone, but then junior loses interest and I pull out. However, Lena is relentless. "You drink, right? She asks after kissing me again. I confessed and she scolds "No drink next time, more fun okay?" I say sure and then climb on top of her face 69 style and have her lick my balls and taint while I play with, and lick, her little man in the boat.

Then, after one more round of humping without popping, I figure enough is enough and it is time to bounce. Lena brings mop-up towels and uses them to do a thorough cleaning of Mr. Happy. While I'm dressing, she kisses me more and says "You come back soon and ask for me, Lena, okay. " At least she didn't say "I love you again. ".

On a more-than-amusing side note, as Lena is toweling me up, I notice that the quilt we had been humping on is emblazoned with an large graphic of Mother Mary holding Baby Jesus. Right on the cum zone.

Knowing I was heading home to my SO, and that my session with Lena was so sweaty and juicy, I stopped by the gym to shower first. When I got home, SO was in an apologetic mood, which would normally lead to make-up sex. Fortunately, though, she had started her period, which will give me some breathing room for a few days.

Not sure whether or not I'll head back to see Lena or her friends again, but if I do, it would be after my SO leaves town again. Just a bit too risky sharing all those bodily fluids, despite the thrill ride.

[DarthSpiker]

Honestly, all the reviews made me wary. Anna just seemed too old and ugly so I never sought out the place. I happened to be in Westminster at 714 Tires for a $50 wheel alignment (great deal). I had noticed VT Spa so on my way back I went to check it out but the RM reviews were mediocre. I was parked looking for MPs in the area when lo and behold I look up and see F&see. Well since I'm nearby might as well check it out. Based on the reviews here I ask for Amy. She's not in and they immediately put me on the phone with mamasan. First question "You call?" I said I called last week but couldn't make it. "You call" yes last week for Amy. "Amy not working, Mimi help you. " Alrighty then. . 4 entrance fee.

Mimi not that bad looking. Gives great massage. Uses wipes to clean me up and starts with rim. Good tongue action. On to BLS & BBBJCIM. Finish with full massage. . 4 tip.

As far as being professional, there were 2 "loud" mongers with issues. I guess one of them was placed in the room and after 15 minutes complained about waiting and wanted his money back. Just was loud and obnoxious. Hey, this place is busy. Expect that you may not be serviced in the first 5 minutes.

Another monger used plastic. There was an issue and they tried to correct it and he kept complaining if they tried to correct it, it will duplicate the charge. Whatever the issue, be smart and bring cash.

Both mongers made my experience a little less enjoyable. However, I wouldn't mind seeing Mimi again. I might even call ahead.

[BrockLanderz]

I just called. Mamasan didn't tell me whose working. She just said her name is coco. So his Lena worth it? I never had her. Had mamasan last time and don't want a repeat of that.

You had mammasan?! I'd love to tap her! Are we talking about the same woman?

Slender, short hair, real kickin' teeth that look like buck-tooth Betty? She is usually dressed up with heels on.

I'd pay up for her.

[Whoopster]

Business must be good. Had morning session with Lena. Noticed 2 new private rooms on the left hand side. Walls all the way to ceiling and curtain all the way to floor. Now there are more private rooms than foot massage beds. Standard session, BBBJ, CFS & trip to greece.

Just curious what you tip for a trip to Greece. Didn't know this was on the menu.

Thanks for the update.

[WaterDude18]

Business must be good. Had morning session with Lena. Noticed 2 new private rooms on the left hand side. Walls all the way to ceiling and curtain all the way to floor. Now there are more private rooms than foot massage beds. Standard session, BBBJ, CFS & trip to greece.

I just called. Mamasan didn't tell me whose working. She just said her name is coco. So his Lena worth it? I never had her. Had mamasan last time and don't want a repeat of that.

[Wireless91910]

Business must be good. Had morning session with Lena. Noticed 2 new private rooms on the left hand side. Walls all the way to ceiling and curtain all the way to floor. Now there are more private rooms than foot massage beds. Standard session, BBBJ, CFS & trip to greece.

[Nomoreheroes]

Went to Rose Spa on Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa today. There's three or four massage places. Rose is all the way behind the building and around the corner facing away from Fair. There's signs to point the way.

Mimi met me at the door, took. 6 cash for an hour massage, showed me to my room, and let me get comfortable.

Mimi is very cute and has very small A cups. A little taller than your average Asian girl, but I'm pretty tall myself so I was okay with it.

She massaged me fully for several minutes before playing with the boys a little to give me an idea of what was next.

After the flip, she asked me very quietly if I wanted FS. It was an additional $. 6 for FS. I didn't bring enough cash so I split the payment on a card.

She came back after running it and started with CBJ. Then it was CG, mish, doggy, then I finished in more mish.

Afterwards, I took the offer for a shower and I was on my way.

I'm not too happy about having to spend $$. 2 when most of what I've read about places made me think it would be more like $, but the service was really good and Mimi was hot and into it so I just went with it. Probably better than anyone I've ever tried on BP.

Are there any other places in Costa Mesa offering FS with less overall damage?

[George1950]

Have seen Mimi at the Foot Place several times now. Each time she has been more GFE with me. Caught her first thing today so she was nice and fresh. Lots of dfk, cuddling, flirting as much as is possible with no verbal communication. Today she even used a wipe to prepare for some rimming. Did a little plus the area between there and the scrotum, BLS, her usual good BBBJ. She's not a looker but still better looking than Anna was with nicer tits. She is not business-like with me at all. Very GFE. I get the hour with her and even if I nut in the first 20 minutes she will give me GFE the rest of the remaining time if I don't want a massage.

[Wally Wally]

Has any of you valued mongers had a chance to try this joint in RSM, off of Santa Margarita and Empresa, across the way from the Thai place?

Given its location, it may be fully legit, then again they do advertise on BP, and advertise extended opening hours leading me to believe there could be more.

Please feel free to PM me with any input; I will try and see for myself as soon as I get an opportunity, and report my findings.

Happy Hunting!

Conn.

They always run groupon ads. I have been there and so have a few others. Its pretty much legit. Don't count on getting anything other than a legit massage. Same as the one in foothill ranch. Well there is one in foothill ranch next to 24 hour fitness. That one you can get something.