Massage Parlor Reports

**NoseJelly** · 03-11-16 17:21

I hear tell that over tipping is now called being respectful or being a "gentleman". AND any Monger that wants to negotiate / give a fair tip for the services rendered is Cheap! AND tipping just because the room is clean is cool because we shouldn't expect the 60 we pay upfront for the hour to include a clean room! AND any MP Lady that is happy with someone not over tipping is "obviously" dirty and / or on Candy!

I'm thinking of using this logic the next time my car needs to be fixed. Say the final bill is 300, but the shop is really clean and I want that mechanic to know I'm a Gentleman with Respect, so I'll pay him 400. Can't wait to go grocery shopping and find how clean the store is, so that cashier and store manager know what a Gentleman I am!

NJ.

**Randingo** · 03-11-16 11:11

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

So 160?

Plenty of escort FS / BBBJ for 160.
Guys like you are adding to GPS issues at the parlors.
Please stop over tipping!
A HJ is not worth $100 + door fee!

I agree! Only was I'm giving up 100 tip is for BBBJCIM.

**JackRabbit2** · 03-11-16 09:17

Why not call me a Gentleman, Generous or Respectful. It costs 60 to get in the door. A MP does not get that. Only a portion. For a straight massage you should leave behind 15 automatically. Anywhere you go. Even if she is ugly and over weight. Then ad to that a conversation that is English, knowledgeable and of interest to you. Add 15. Add to that a clean room and place to lay your rude self. Talking FS, for under $ I would not touch. Not if I had on a trench coat. An umbrella is good for someone with trust and at least $. GPS?? No Way.

She did not ask for anything. Never does. She has rules and expects you to follow them. No FS and No BS. Includes Bullshit. Yes, she still tells me. And I abide. I don't want her to not see me. I don't understand how you would see an E or MP and think 0 nly one $ would get you through the door and past the cotton shield unless she was waiting for you to leave so that she could score a fix and shoot up. One of your type flat lined last year. Yes that will happen anyway but the point is your cheap.

You should keep the price up so the girls have self respect and get less work. Cleaner for all. And less busy. It's hard enough to see Amber as is. The other girls told me she quit because she is taking all the clients. GPS or just plain good. All around. Half the time I just want to talk and hold her. At least she listens and smells good. I would take her on my team for trivial pursuit any day.

Don't be an ass. As often as you post, if you don't have $$ stay home.

**Monger01** · 03-10-16 17:54

Originally Posted by JackRabbit2 [View Original Post]

I leave $ on her fireplace and grab her Altoids on the way out. She has so much damn class. I passed on the bottle of water. Dirty talking sexy smile. Arch. I always said I wouldn't pass her name. Its hard for me to see her. She is busy. Off I had more without missing my own car payment I would see her more often. Hope that helps. Call ahead for time. Let her know if she can text back. She may cancel due to migraines. Give her leway. Its real and worth it for truely real conversation and real expressions. GFE. But real RULES.

So 160?

Plenty of escort FS / BBBJ for 160.
Guys like you are adding to GPS issues at the parlors.
Please stop over tipping!
A HJ is not worth $100 + door fee!

**NoseJelly** · 03-10-16 16:36

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

So I kinda toftt, I didn't go any further than the hallway. Saved my $70 and hopefully giving you a heads up before you call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...uches/21770525

This is how it's done boys. The Customer and the Cash are Always KING! Benz bailed before any money was wasted. A lot of guys would give into the Nagging coming from the Little Head and stay anyway and be bummed afterwards. Just like a lot of guys have OVER TIPPED at the GR MPs recently, which drives up the price for the rest of us.

Thanks for the refresher course Benz.

NJ.

**Benz1** · 03-10-16 12:52

This one looked inviting yesterday, when I called her she sounded inviting too. One of her ads said nude massage.

Directions lead me to a private apartment south of 44 off Kalamazoo. Nice neighborhood ok incall.

No massage table availble, Bed was made with what appeared to be a clean cover.

Biker type, rough around the edges and maybe the middle too. Not my type. Bigger girl, not a BBW.

The pic is not her ass, if it looked like the pic on BP I might have stayed.

So I kinda toftt, I didn't go any further than the hallway. Saved my $70 and hopefully giving you a heads up before you call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...uches/21770525

**NoseJelly** · 03-10-16 10:45

Originally Posted by JackRabbit2 [View Original Post]

I leave $ on her fireplace

100 tip!? 60 hr + 100 tip = 160 WoW! Hope that included a BBBJ and / or FS. 160 hr is Hooker Money not MP Lady Money. Amber used to do prostate HJ on the flip for 40 tip. 100 total for the hour!

NJ.

**PickyPicky** · 03-10-16 10:22

Originally Posted by JackRabbit2 [View Original Post]

She will even save you a trip to the Dr.

1. ha! At a recent physical I was informed that the exam referenced above is rarely conducted anymore as it never detected anything and "some people avoided seeing their doctor because it. " I'm thinking now some people will avoid seeing their doctors without it.

2. Good experiences at the massage place on Breton just south of 28th street in the center of a right-angled strip mall, between a nail salon and exercise place. Three times with "Emily," once with "Lucy. " They're not exactly lookers, but pleasant enough and very agreeable personalities and provide the kind of massages I enjoy, especially when some teasing is followed with a touch of the boys, an inquisitive look and a simple, "this?" No mention of a tip. Massage is $60, I've handed over $40 or $50 on the way out. No objections from either when roaming beneath shirt; I haven't gotten around to exploring anything more. I'm happy to lie back and enjoy their excellent technique.

**Love The Lips** · 03-10-16 08:43

I tried to make an appointment with Summer at East West and she is no longer there. That girl is so sexy but she sure does come and go often. Rumor has it that she is engaged. At least for now. Aliese is also gone from Panacea as she got a decent legit job. Any new sexy, petite finds at the parlors?

**JackRabbit2** · 03-09-16 23:14

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

And what are you paying Amber for the "cancer test"? 40 hhr, 60 hr plus what tip?

I leave $ on her fireplace and grab her Altoids on the way out. She has so much damn class. I passed on the bottle of water. Dirty talking sexy smile. Arch. I always said I wouldn't pass her name. Its hard for me to see her. She is busy. Off I had more without missing my own car payment I would see her more often. Hope that helps. Call ahead for time. Let her know if she can text back. She may cancel due to migraines. Give her leway. Its real and worth it for truely real conversation and real expressions. GFE. But real RULES.

**NoseJelly** · 03-09-16 21:41

Originally Posted by JackRabbit2 [View Original Post]

If I can make an appointment at Royal earlier in the day and I enjoy seeing Amber. She is all her ad says and more. She will even save you a trip to the Dr. And check for cancer causing you to explode. I couldn't believe the first time. I guess I enjoy Greek. Wow!

And what are you paying Amber for the "cancer test"? 40 hhr, 60 hr plus what tip?

**JackRabbit2** · 03-09-16 20:47

Originally Posted by Grube [View Original Post]

Anyone seen lexi over at royal lately? I saw her about a year ago and I've heard rumors of weight gainetc. Not so much a fan of the bigger ladies. Last I saw her she gave a great massage and had a somewhat open menu.

I am mostly an observer here and Obsorb all the input. Less risk for me. I thank you all. I saw Lexi and if she has gained gained any weight it has smoothed her out. She feels great and up top is a playground for 2. If I can make an appointment at Royal earlier in the day and I enjoy seeing Amber. She is all her ad says and more. She will even save you a trip to the Dr. And check for cancer causing you to explode. I couldn't believe the first time. I guess I enjoy Greek. Wow! I must say though. I caught the two girls "Lexi and Amber" together for 4 hand mid day and it was dynamite. Next time I'll try to get them closer to each other. The hour goes by so fast.

**TeddBear** · 03-09-16 04:13

Originally Posted by JerichoRedeem [View Original Post]

Anyone know anything about this girl? Seems to check out googled but like to make sure before visit if possible.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...spaol/18857561

I have seen her she does upsale and is expensive but she is good but if you are going to payup for what you want see a good escort.

**Randingo** · 03-08-16 23:52

Originally Posted by Grube [View Original Post]

Anyone seen lexi over at royal lately? I saw her about a year ago and I've heard rumors of weight gainetc. Not so much a fan of the bigger ladies. Last I saw her she gave a great massage and had a somewhat open menu.

I was in there this week, but not for Lexi. She greeted me when I came in though, and in a tight shirt. She's definitely in what I would call "decent" shape. No athlete, but not chubby either. Just normal. She's running the place now. You said she had a "somewhat open menu. " What exactly do you mean by that? Please PM me anything interesting.