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  1. #6433
    Quote Originally Posted by CookyJar  [View Original Post]
    The ranking of female hotness between 1 and 10 is often times heavily skewed due to lack of real world experience. More often than not guys overestimate hotness because they honestly do not know how hot females are capable of being. Many men might classify a girl as a 9, when in reality she is barely a 4. This is because very few people have had the opportunity to spot a true 10. They don't know how high the bar has been set. True 10's are extremely elusive, perhaps even mythical. Their existence is the stuff of legend, a whisper in history by those who witnessed their beauty first hand and were strong enough to survive the shock. What's it like to see a true 10? Remember when all the Nazi faces melted off after opening the Ark of the Covenant in Indiana Jones? It's like that. Some girls really are that hot.

    1) Trolls.

    One is the loneliest number, for good reason. 1's are as disgusting as it gets. It is never acceptable to sleep with a 1. If you bang a 1, you are cursed and shamed for life. It is a scarlet letter of ugly whoredom that will be remembered in paddle speeches for eternity. 1's are not welcome in public. You'll never see them on campus or out at a bar. Rumor has it, they lurk in the dungeons of fratcastles at night, like vultures waiting with disturbing patience to reverse rape an unsuspecting pledge who is too wasted and nave to understand what is happening.

    2) Ugly Girls.

    An ugly girl is an ugly girl. You should all know this definition. She won't turn any heads, but she also won't be stoned to death if she's seen in public.

    3) Most Girls.

    When a girl says that she's a 5 or a 6, she really means a 3. This is probably the largest category of females on the planet. This is what most of your average slampieces can be classified as. Although 3's are not ugly, they are certainly not hot. A generally accepted term for a 3 is "cute. " Often times, their faces will be sexy and loadsplosion worthy, but their bodies will be pudgy and amorphous. 3's have the most potential to rise in class, if only they had the discipline to go to the gym more often and stop eating ice cream when they're depressed.

    4) Most Good Looking Girls.

    4 is a pretty good baseline for hotness. It's about as low as you can go before you fall into the "just cute" category. 4's take care of their bodies and understand their place in the pecking order of hotness. Often times, they have incredibly low self-esteem because they compare themselves to women who are much hotter than they are. They fail to see their own beauty, which is their Achilles heel, and your advantage. This weakness can be easily exploited. Simply reassure her of her own innate beauty and she'll be slobbin' knob in no time.

    5) The Hottest Girl You Know.

    Think of the hottest girl you personally know. She is a 5. Don't argue with it, accept it and learn to set your sights higher. Most guys would hardly have a chance with this type of girl because they rate her too highly. Because she is so highly over-rated her ego drastically inflates, which often makes her a raging *****. She is a big fish in a small pond, but she thinks she's the queen of the ocean. The best way to deal with a hot ***** like this is to destroy her false sense of superiority. Publicly demean her and expose her true inner ugliness and she will be begging you to bang her just to verify her own false pretenses.

    6) The Hottest Girl You've Ever Seen in Real Life.

    6's are typically what most guys would overrate as a 9. She is the hottest girl you've ever seen. Usually you just catch a fleeting glimpse of a 6 at a pool party or an upscale bar. Although 6's are extremely hot, they are often the easiest to approach. 6 is where most rating scales top out. Most guys put 6's up on a pedestal and are too afraid or insecure to approach them. This strange phenomenon actually deters guys from talking to 6's. This perplexes the 6, who is usually bored and craving attention, entertainment, and cock. Simply walk up and start a conversation. She will respect how big your balls are and hopefully if you play your cards right, she will soon be sucking on them.

    7) Celebrities.

    7 is usually where fantasy rating begins. 7 marks the beginning of the 1%. Only 1% of the females on this planet control 70% of the hotness. It isn't fair, but neither is capitalism. If you don't like it, go live in a communist country where hotness is repressed and everyone is the same shade of busted. Megan Fox is the perfect example of a 7. She is so hot and famous that she is virtually out of reach. Most guys don't have a shit's chance in a chocolate factory. If you want to get a 7, you've got to get famous. 80,000 hits on a YouTube video of you taking a wasabi enema up your ass isn't going to cut it. You've got to be a rock star, movie star, or a titan in the entertainment industry (super agent, big shot producer, etc.) to have any shot at a celebrity.

    8) Victoria's Secret Models.

    These women are simply famous because they are uber hot. Being an 8 does not require any outstanding qualities or skills, other than god given hotness. Most of their life has been given to them on a silver platter. All you have to do to get an 8 is be extremely rich. Being famous is a plus, but not necessary, just cash. Supermodels are like ravens, buy them lots of shiny things, and they will be happy.

    9) Porn Stars.

    9 is the uncontested slam trophy of the modern godless world. 9's are not only incredibly hot, but they can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose with a smile on their face. You wouldn't last 30 seconds with a 9. Sex is her craft and she is a consumate professional. She is a sorcerer of sex, a cumshot conjuror. She is so hot that millions of heinous perverts around the world are currently masturbating to her at this very moment. All you need to have to get a 9 is a big dick and the sexual stamina of an oversexed bronco on horse Viagra. To clarify, not every **** who screws dudes on camera for money is a 9. Any number can find success in the porn industry. Even trolls can find work, usually by banging midgets, animals, or something.

    10) Legends.

    10's are a mysterious force in the Universe. They are not fully understood and cannot be controlled or contained. 10 is a degree of hotness that changes the course of human history forever. The tales and legends of 10's are passed down from generation to generation over the course of centuries and millennia. A true 10 is like an astronomical event, they only happen every few thousand years. Helen of Troy was a 10. Cleopatra was a 10. True 10 hotness caused global wars and brought entire empires to their knees. Men fought and died because someone HAD to hit it, no matter the cost in public funds and human life.

    Some believe that 10's are all extinct, or perhaps that they never even existed at all. Others claim that they exist, but that no one can live to tell the tale. Their hotness is so overwhelming that anyone who sees a 10 in person cannot help but masturbate to death on the spot. Some believe that the end of the Mayan calendar signals the arrival of the next 10. She will be the prophesized one who will mold and shape the future of mankind with her molecularly perfect ass and tits. Unfortunately we will all have to wait until 2030 when she turns 18 and can finally shoot a Playboy centerfold. This event will mark the end of us. It will spark a synchronized worldwide boner that will tear through the fabric of reality like weak tissue paper, thus ending time and space as we know it.
    Now that is funny stuff. True, very true, but funny never the less. Nice job.

  2. #6432

    Cookyjar

    Quote Originally Posted by CookyJar  [View Original Post]
    I had a great time. Not just another great BBBJ, but lots of groping, roaming and that ass is to die for.

    The average girl on the avenue will blow you until you cum, and cumming is always fun. But! Average girls provide average BJs. So! What makes for a great Blow Job? Technical skills? Experience? Attitude? PeeJay has got it all. PeeJay is a 3 who knows she is competing with younger, slimmer and maybe cuter girls. She goes out, far and above to prove she's better at everything she does. She's a big girl who provides Big GFE.

    (FYI: It maybe a little hard to believe, with all that ass, but anal is not offered. Everything else is on the menu.).

    CookyJar.
    She's fat and has hairy pits how much did she pay you.

  3. #6431

    PeeJay - 3's work harder

    Quote Originally Posted by VjUtt  [View Original Post]
    She looks cute. Hope you had a great time.
    I had a great time. Not just another great BBBJ, but lots of groping, roaming and that ass is to die for.

    The average girl on the avenue will blow you until you cum, and cumming is always fun. But! Average girls provide average BJs. So! What makes for a great Blow Job? Technical skills? Experience? Attitude? PeeJay has got it all. PeeJay is a 3 who knows she is competing with younger, slimmer and maybe cuter girls. She goes out, far and above to prove she's better at everything she does. She's a big girl who provides Big GFE.

    (FYI: It maybe a little hard to believe, with all that ass, but anal is not offered. Everything else is on the menu.).

    CookyJar.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails PeeJay 003.jpg‎   PeeJay 04.jpg‎   PeeJay 006.jpg‎   PeeJay 20.jpg‎   PeeJay 21.jpg‎  

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  4. #6430

    Guys that are fascinated with Hispanic girls or large asses

    Quote Originally Posted by CookyJar  [View Original Post]
    IMHO, Lisa is a cutie. With her make-up and clothing on she could be promoted to a 4. Guys that are fascinated with Hispanic girls or large asses would likely give her a higher rating. But! One thing for certain, she isn't ugly. I've seen ugly. We all know ugly. Lisa isn't ugly.

    Unfortunately this rating system does not include previsions for services rendered. Regrettably, I cannot provide much in the way of an insight into Lisa's skills. Things started out promising. The photo session went well. After I put my camera away, we discussed our options. She agreed on what I considered a fair deal. While I was preparing, she got a cell call. After the call, she said it was from her mother who was angry because Lisa had not completed her chores, mainly the dishes.

    After three, maybe four head pumps, Lisa decided that she had to go. Lisa reasoned that it was better not to further enrage her mother. She was happy with what she had (the money for the pictures) and would leave it at that. And, with that, she left me hanging.

    I wasn't really upset with Lisa's departure. Her departure was an opportunity to find someone better, maybe a 4, with better service.

    YMMV.

    CookyJar.
    Not me, give me a tiny blonde (size 0 or 2) and I am very happy. Cheers!!

  5. #6429
    Quote Originally Posted by CookyJar  [View Original Post]
    While I try my damness to avoid 1's and two's, I have no problem letting a 3 or 4 suck my dick.

    I am not usually in the hunt for the bigger girls, but one who provides good service them I like. JayCurvedLeft and that 'ol Gater had peaked my interest. So when I saw PeeJay standing there, I asked, "Are you ATM. " She laughed and told me that I was the third guy to ask her that, today. It turns-out, she and ATM were roomies.

    I thought to myself, "WTF, she is here and so am I, so why not take a shot?" So, that's what I did, I took one for the team.

    CookyJar.
    Definitely got to check her out.

  6. #6428
    Quote Originally Posted by CookyJar  [View Original Post]
    While I try my damness to avoid 1's and two's, I have no problem letting a 3 or 4 suck my dick.

    I am not usually in the hunt for the bigger girls, but one who provides good service them I like. JayCurvedLeft and that 'ol Gater had peaked my interest. So when I saw PeeJay standing there, I asked, "Are you ATM. " She laughed and told me that I was the third guy to ask her that, today. It turns-out, she and ATM were roomies.

    I thought to myself, "WTF, she is here and so am I, so why not take a shot?" So, that's what I did, I took one for the team.

    CookyJar.
    She looks cute. Hope you had a great time.

  7. #6427

    RE: ATM (Her Roommate, PeeJay)

    Quote Originally Posted by JayCurvedLeft  [View Original Post]
    …she gets in, do the le check and says her name is" atm " obviously a street name, she's a chunky girl cute face, brown hair, nice rack and smelled good 29 yr. She was pleasant and nice so we agreed to $30 for sex but she really wanted 50 or 60 but she said she'd work with me so she recommended a parking lot down by aramingo which if you looked in its kind of a spot you'd not think of going in to do business but anyway we do it outside the car and she has a good shot didn't take me long to finish especially her being wet already and talking dirty. I drop her off of Allegheny, she said she has a roommate and stays in the area, exchanged numbers but of course it's not on at moment so you know how that goes but she's cool if you like thick chicks.
    While I try my damness to avoid 1's and two's, I have no problem letting a 3 or 4 suck my dick.

    I am not usually in the hunt for the bigger girls, but one who provides good service – them I like. JayCurvedLeft and that 'ol Gater had peaked my interest. So when I saw PeeJay standing there, I asked, "Are you ATM. " She laughed and told me that I was the third guy to ask her that, today. It turns-out, she and ATM were roomies.

    I thought to myself, "WTF, she is here and so am I, so why not take a shot?" So, that's what I did, I took one for the team.

    CookyJar.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails PeeJay 01.jpg‎   PeeJay 002.jpg‎   PeeJay 005.jpg‎   PeeJay 06.jpg‎   PeeJay 07.jpg‎  

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  8. #6426

    RE: REGARDING "The Universal 1-10 Hotness Rating System"

    Quote Originally Posted by ForthRyte  [View Original Post]
    We must all be truly impressed with the erudition and insight shown by this report.
    -- Forth Right.
    Please note that I didn't sign or add my name to the end of the post. I didn't write it (wish I had).

    I don't usually adhere to rating systems, but this one was both insightful and amusing. Let's have some fun with it?

    CookyJar.

  9. #6425

    Lisa – A 3, on the Universal 1- 10 Hotness Rating System

    Quote Originally Posted by CookyJar  [View Original Post]
    3) Most Girls.
    When a girl says that she's a 5 or a 6, she really means a 3. This is probably the largest category of females on the planet. This is what most of your average slampieces can be classified as. Although 3's are not ugly, they are certainly not hot. A generally accepted term for a 3 is "cute. " Often times, their faces will be sexy and loadsplosion worthy, but their bodies will be pudgy and amorphous. 3's have the most potential to rise in class, if only they had the discipline to go to the gym more often and stop eating ice cream when they're depressed.
    IMHO, Lisa is a cutie. With her make-up and clothing on she could be promoted to a 4. Guys that are fascinated with Hispanic girls or large asses would likely give her a higher rating. But! One thing for certain, she isn't ugly. I've seen ugly. We all know ugly. Lisa isn't ugly.

    Unfortunately this rating system does not include previsions for services rendered. Regrettably, I cannot provide much in the way of an insight into Lisa's skills. Things started out promising. The photo session went well. After I put my camera away, we discussed our options. She agreed on what I considered a fair deal. While I was preparing, she got a cell call. After the call, she said it was from her mother who was angry because Lisa had not completed her chores, mainly the dishes.

    After three, maybe four head pumps, Lisa decided that she had to go. Lisa reasoned that it was better not to further enrage her mother. She was happy with what she had (the money for the pictures) and would leave it at that. And, with that, she left me hanging.

    I wasn't really upset with Lisa's departure. Her departure was an opportunity to find someone better, maybe a 4, with better service.

    YMMV.

    CookyJar.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Lisa 004.jpg‎   Lisa 005.jpg‎   Lisa 40.jpg‎   Lisa 44.jpg‎   Lisa 46.jpg‎  

    Lisa 48.jpg‎   Lisa 006.jpg‎   Lisa 53.jpg‎   Lisa 51.jpg‎   Lisa 54.jpg‎  


  10. #6424

    REGARDING "The Universal 1-10 Hotness Rating System"

    We must all be truly impressed with the erudition and insight shown by this report.

    -- Forth Right.

  11. #6423

    Get a 9 is a big dick and the sexual stamina

    Quote Originally Posted by CookyJar  [View Original Post]
    The ranking of female hotness between 1 and 10 is often times heavily skewed due to lack of real world experience. More often than not guys overestimate hotness because they honestly do not know how hot females are capable of being. Many men might classify a girl as a 9, when in reality she is barely a 4. This is because very few people have had the opportunity to spot a true 10. They don't know how high the bar has been set. True 10's are extremely elusive, perhaps even mythical. Their existence is the stuff of legend, a whisper in history by those who witnessed their beauty first hand and were strong enough to survive the shock. What's it like to see a true 10? Remember when all the Nazi faces melted off after opening the Ark of the Covenant in Indiana Jones? It's like that. Some girls really are that hot.

    1) Trolls.

    One is the loneliest number, for good reason. 1's are as disgusting as it gets. It is never acceptable to sleep with a 1. If you bang a 1, you are cursed and shamed for life. It is a scarlet letter of ugly whoredom that will be remembered in paddle speeches for eternity. 1's are not welcome in public. You'll never see them on campus or out at a bar. Rumor has it, they lurk in the dungeons of fratcastles at night, like vultures waiting with disturbing patience to reverse rape an unsuspecting pledge who is too wasted and nave to understand what is happening.

    2) Ugly Girls.

    An ugly girl is an ugly girl. You should all know this definition. She won't turn any heads, but she also won't be stoned to death if she's seen in public.

    3) Most Girls.

    When a girl says that she's a 5 or a 6, she really means a 3. This is probably the largest category of females on the planet. This is what most of your average slampieces can be classified as. Although 3's are not ugly, they are certainly not hot. A generally accepted term for a 3 is "cute. " Often times, their faces will be sexy and loadsplosion worthy, but their bodies will be pudgy and amorphous. 3's have the most potential to rise in class, if only they had the discipline to go to the gym more often and stop eating ice cream when they're depressed.

    4) Most Good Looking Girls.

    4 is a pretty good baseline for hotness. It's about as low as you can go before you fall into the "just cute" category. 4's take care of their bodies and understand their place in the pecking order of hotness. Often times, they have incredibly low self-esteem because they compare themselves to women who are much hotter than they are. They fail to see their own beauty, which is their Achilles heel, and your advantage. This weakness can be easily exploited. Simply reassure her of her own innate beauty and she'll be slobbin' knob in no time.

    5) The Hottest Girl You Know.

    Think of the hottest girl you personally know. She is a 5. Don't argue with it, accept it and learn to set your sights higher. Most guys would hardly have a chance with this type of girl because they rate her too highly. Because she is so highly over-rated her ego drastically inflates, which often makes her a raging *****. She is a big fish in a small pond, but she thinks she's the queen of the ocean. The best way to deal with a hot ***** like this is to destroy her false sense of superiority. Publicly demean her and expose her true inner ugliness and she will be begging you to bang her just to verify her own false pretenses.

    6) The Hottest Girl You've Ever Seen in Real Life.

    6's are typically what most guys would overrate as a 9. She is the hottest girl you've ever seen. Usually you just catch a fleeting glimpse of a 6 at a pool party or an upscale bar. Although 6's are extremely hot, they are often the easiest to approach. 6 is where most rating scales top out. Most guys put 6's up on a pedestal and are too afraid or insecure to approach them. This strange phenomenon actually deters guys from talking to 6's. This perplexes the 6, who is usually bored and craving attention, entertainment, and cock. Simply walk up and start a conversation. She will respect how big your balls are and hopefully if you play your cards right, she will soon be sucking on them.

    7) Celebrities.

    7 is usually where fantasy rating begins. 7 marks the beginning of the 1%. Only 1% of the females on this planet control 70% of the hotness. It isn't fair, but neither is capitalism. If you don't like it, go live in a communist country where hotness is repressed and everyone is the same shade of busted. Megan Fox is the perfect example of a 7. She is so hot and famous that she is virtually out of reach. Most guys don't have a shit's chance in a chocolate factory. If you want to get a 7, you've got to get famous. 80,000 hits on a YouTube video of you taking a wasabi enema up your ass isn't going to cut it. You've got to be a rock star, movie star, or a titan in the entertainment industry (super agent, big shot producer, etc.) to have any shot at a celebrity.

    8) Victoria's Secret Models.

    These women are simply famous because they are uber hot. Being an 8 does not require any outstanding qualities or skills, other than god given hotness. Most of their life has been given to them on a silver platter. All you have to do to get an 8 is be extremely rich. Being famous is a plus, but not necessary, just cash. Supermodels are like ravens, buy them lots of shiny things, and they will be happy.

    9) Porn Stars.

    9 is the uncontested slam trophy of the modern godless world. 9's are not only incredibly hot, but they can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose with a smile on their face. You wouldn't last 30 seconds with a 9. Sex is her craft and she is a consumate professional. She is a sorcerer of sex, a cumshot conjuror. She is so hot that millions of heinous perverts around the world are currently masturbating to her at this very moment. All you need to have to get a 9 is a big dick and the sexual stamina of an oversexed bronco on horse Viagra. To clarify, not every **** who screws dudes on camera for money is a 9. Any number can find success in the porn industry. Even trolls can find work, usually by banging midgets, animals, or something.

    10) Legends.

    10's are a mysterious force in the Universe. They are not fully understood and cannot be controlled or contained. 10 is a degree of hotness that changes the course of human history forever. The tales and legends of 10's are passed down from generation to generation over the course of centuries and millennia. A true 10 is like an astronomical event, they only happen every few thousand years. Helen of Troy was a 10. Cleopatra was a 10. True 10 hotness caused global wars and brought entire empires to their knees. Men fought and died because someone HAD to hit it, no matter the cost in public funds and human life.

    Some believe that 10's are all extinct, or perhaps that they never even existed at all. Others claim that they exist, but that no one can live to tell the tale. Their hotness is so overwhelming that anyone who sees a 10 in person cannot help but masturbate to death on the spot. Some believe that the end of the Mayan calendar signals the arrival of the next 10. She will be the prophesized one who will mold and shape the future of mankind with her molecularly perfect ass and tits. Unfortunately we will all have to wait until 2030 when she turns 18 and can finally shoot a Playboy centerfold. This event will mark the end of us. It will spark a synchronized worldwide boner that will tear through the fabric of reality like weak tissue paper, thus ending time and space as we know it.
    Hi My Friend.

    I know plenty of power packed dudes with big genitals. Many if not all women tell them no way. You will NOT split me in half etc. Big. Are a turn off to many ladies; unlike big boobs to a man. A Murphy's law quote! It seems in your post that 9's are easier than the 6's or 7's. In my very humble opinion 7's are rare. Most cute to hot clicks are 5 to 6. 6 and again a 7 maybe be a Playboy Bunny, Hustler, Penthouse women etc. With some maybe close to 8's. 9's and 10's are no existent in most cases.

  12. #6422

    Universal 1-10 Hotness Rating System

    Quote Originally Posted by NvrStlPhilly  [View Original Post]
    Come on. There may be a law or something prohibiting ugly lewd women in public. Disturbing the peace or obscenity or something? Yuck let us post something better. Bad taste.
    The ranking of female hotness between 1 and 10 is often times heavily skewed due to lack of real world experience. More often than not guys overestimate hotness because they honestly do not know how hot females are capable of being. Many men might classify a girl as a 9, when in reality she is barely a 4. This is because very few people have had the opportunity to spot a true 10. They don't know how high the bar has been set. True 10's are extremely elusive, perhaps even mythical. Their existence is the stuff of legend, a whisper in history by those who witnessed their beauty first hand and were strong enough to survive the shock. What's it like to see a true 10? Remember when all the Nazi faces melted off after opening the Ark of the Covenant in Indiana Jones? It's like that. Some girls really are that hot.

    1) Trolls.

    One is the loneliest number, for good reason. 1's are as disgusting as it gets. It is never acceptable to sleep with a 1. If you bang a 1, you are cursed and shamed for life. It is a scarlet letter of ugly whoredom that will be remembered in paddle speeches for eternity. 1's are not welcome in public. You'll never see them on campus or out at a bar. Rumor has it, they lurk in the dungeons of fratcastles at night, like vultures waiting with disturbing patience to reverse rape an unsuspecting pledge who is too wasted and naïve to understand what is happening.

    2) Ugly Girls.

    An ugly girl is an ugly girl. You should all know this definition. She won't turn any heads, but she also won't be stoned to death if she's seen in public.

    3) Most Girls.

    When a girl says that she's a 5 or a 6, she really means a 3. This is probably the largest category of females on the planet. This is what most of your average slampieces can be classified as. Although 3's are not ugly, they are certainly not hot. A generally accepted term for a 3 is "cute. " Often times, their faces will be sexy and loadsplosion worthy, but their bodies will be pudgy and amorphous. 3's have the most potential to rise in class, if only they had the discipline to go to the gym more often and stop eating ice cream when they're depressed.

    4) Most Good Looking Girls.

    4 is a pretty good baseline for hotness. It's about as low as you can go before you fall into the "just cute" category. 4's take care of their bodies and understand their place in the pecking order of hotness. Often times, they have incredibly low self-esteem because they compare themselves to women who are much hotter than they are. They fail to see their own beauty, which is their Achilles heel, and your advantage. This weakness can be easily exploited. Simply reassure her of her own innate beauty and she'll be slobbin' knob in no time.

    5) The Hottest Girl You Know.

    Think of the hottest girl you personally know. She is a 5. Don't argue with it, accept it and learn to set your sights higher. Most guys would hardly have a chance with this type of girl because they rate her too highly. Because she is so highly over-rated her ego drastically inflates, which often makes her a raging *****. She is a big fish in a small pond, but she thinks she's the queen of the ocean. The best way to deal with a hot ***** like this is to destroy her false sense of superiority. Publicly demean her and expose her true inner ugliness and she will be begging you to bang her just to verify her own false pretenses.

    6) The Hottest Girl You've Ever Seen in Real Life.

    6's are typically what most guys would overrate as a 9. She is the hottest girl you've ever seen. Usually you just catch a fleeting glimpse of a 6 at a pool party or an upscale bar. Although 6's are extremely hot, they are often the easiest to approach. 6 is where most rating scales top out. Most guys put 6's up on a pedestal and are too afraid or insecure to approach them. This strange phenomenon actually deters guys from talking to 6's. This perplexes the 6, who is usually bored and craving attention, entertainment, and cock. Simply walk up and start a conversation. She will respect how big your balls are and hopefully if you play your cards right, she will soon be sucking on them.

    7) Celebrities.

    7 is usually where fantasy rating begins. 7 marks the beginning of the 1%. Only 1% of the females on this planet control 70% of the hotness. It isn't fair, but neither is capitalism. If you don't like it, go live in a communist country where hotness is repressed and everyone is the same shade of busted. Megan Fox is the perfect example of a 7. She is so hot and famous that she is virtually out of reach. Most guys don't have a shit's chance in a chocolate factory. If you want to get a 7, you've got to get famous. 80,000 hits on a YouTube video of you taking a wasabi enema up your ass isn't going to cut it. You've got to be a rock star, movie star, or a titan in the entertainment industry (super agent, big shot producer, etc.) to have any shot at a celebrity.

    8) Victoria's Secret Models.

    These women are simply famous because they are uber hot. Being an 8 does not require any outstanding qualities or skills, other than god given hotness. Most of their life has been given to them on a silver platter. All you have to do to get an 8 is be extremely rich. Being famous is a plus, but not necessary, just cash. Supermodels are like ravens, buy them lots of shiny things, and they will be happy.

    9) Porn Stars.

    9 is the uncontested slam trophy of the modern godless world. 9's are not only incredibly hot, but they can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose with a smile on their face. You wouldn't last 30 seconds with a 9. Sex is her craft and she is a consumate professional. She is a sorcerer of sex, a cumshot conjuror. She is so hot that millions of heinous perverts around the world are currently masturbating to her at this very moment. All you need to have to get a 9 is a big dick and the sexual stamina of an oversexed bronco on horse Viagra. To clarify, not every **** who screws dudes on camera for money is a 9. Any number can find success in the porn industry. Even trolls can find work, usually by banging midgets, animals, or something.

    10) Legends.

    10's are a mysterious force in the Universe. They are not fully understood and cannot be controlled or contained. 10 is a degree of hotness that changes the course of human history forever. The tales and legends of 10's are passed down from generation to generation over the course of centuries and millennia. A true 10 is like an astronomical event, they only happen every few thousand years. Helen of Troy was a 10. Cleopatra was a 10. True 10 hotness caused global wars and brought entire empires to their knees. Men fought and died because someone HAD to hit it, no matter the cost in public funds and human life.

    Some believe that 10's are all extinct, or perhaps that they never even existed at all. Others claim that they exist, but that no one can live to tell the tale. Their hotness is so overwhelming that anyone who sees a 10 in person cannot help but masturbate to death on the spot. Some believe that the end of the Mayan calendar signals the arrival of the next 10. She will be the prophesized one who will mold and shape the future of mankind with her molecularly perfect ass and tits. Unfortunately we will all have to wait until 2030 when she turns 18 and can finally shoot a Playboy centerfold. This event will mark the end of us. It will spark a synchronized worldwide boner that will tear through the fabric of reality like weak tissue paper, thus ending time and space as we know it.

  13. #6421
    Quote Originally Posted by NvrStlPhilly  [View Original Post]
    As always I give respect. How about porn stars where the greatest sex kittens can be found? They try hard also as there name is on the line and future success will not be obtained if the star is luke-warm. My one friend went to van nuys (porn capital) and told me the women line up at the older brick factorys hoping they will be recruited for the "shoot" of the day. When not picked they would work for local Hollywood escort agency during the day for local high roller executives (not me). However they / all will perform for big money in certain areas. I remember the K days in 90's when I had 3 or 4 girls (under EL) from California and other areas that were semi-top shelf. They, the S. Workers stating Philly under the El was big money for the economic times back then. Sorry my grammar etiquette is not best but I am at work. You get what for pay for for most part.
    I disagree with the Porn Star reference. I don't see porn Stars as"the greatest Sex Kittens". That's just me. Maybe I'm dead from the neck up. Only because they can get the job done out of experience not out of effort. I know women that can make a dead man cum. That's my type of woman. I agree with the 80's and 90's ave changes. I remember the days when the old Peacock lounge was right there at Kensington an Lehigh. The bikers would put their girls on the corner and you could pick up two at a time without going broke. If they was out of your price range you could always hit the five dollar corner at Letterly. I have to be honest I never dared trust those girls. And yes those were the days. Things do change. They are changing now. No matter how they change there will always be girls available on the Ave or very close by. The El has always been a point of reference when it came to drugs and girls. It will never shake that image. Back in the 60's and 70's the only place to get a girl was at Kenington and Lehigh. Then they began moving toward Cumberland and toward Somerset. By the late 70's they had moved as far as Westmoreland. Then that area became crowded and some went to Ontario and Then Tioga. From Tioga to Venango became the Rockstars area. That's back when Crazy Katie had no problem putting a blade to a mongers throat and take what she couldn't earn. Val was a staple along with Casey. Teddy an Abdul had places along the area that housed the girls. They would work in shifts. There was always a girl to be had there. Some very attractive some not so attractive. That area was very dangerous back then, yet mongers still ventured there. Was it the pretty women there or the adventure? The excitement of the hunt? Who knows. They still went. There are some very attractive women on that Ave as recently as this morning. I have never been faced with having to take what's available. I see who I want then go after her. The most that can happen is I get shot down. Then I just assume she wants someone uglier than me.

    I, like many men, enjoy the more attractive women. I like to look at them, be with them, then fuck the daylights out of them. Many time throughout our lives we've said to ourselves "what the hell does he see in her" when passing a couple. He obviously knows something the rest of us don't when it comes to that particular woman. We are lucky as humans to be able to formulate choices based upon preferences.

    The women I enjoy being with others would not be caught dead with. They have told me to my face. It never bothers me as I know what rings my bell. If I post an opinion here there will always be those that agree and those that disagree. So by all means when checking out the posts here and the opinions let your voice be heard. Speak up when you don't like something in particular. Also when practical offer a solution to make things a little better. More interesting. It is then that you have accomplished your goal. If a girl is posted here that you may not be attracted to always remember she is someone elses dream girl. Here's to everyone's choice in women. I raise my glass to one and all that you continue to enjoy your preferences without fear or shame. My hope is that every Monger upon death finds his dick buried in the face of the woman he finds to be his playmate. Let his bell ring loud and clear and be heard above those that are muted. Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

  14. #6420

    Looks versus Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Gator145  [View Original Post]
    I always believe even a lousy posed pic is better than no pic at all. Over the years many have complained of the unattractive women posted here. Yet they posted no pics of more attractive women to set the bar a little higher. That statement isn't made to ruffle any feathers. It's just a statement of fact. This site is to put forth the adventures of those events that have become available to others. Granted some will find fault with every woman posted here. I find that perfectly fine. As not everybody is attracted to the same color, hair style, tiny tits, big slammer tits, shaved not shaved. That's diversity. Some of the best sex and BJs I've ever had was with less attractive women. They seem to try harder. I know plenty of men that can back that up. The more attractive women tend to think because they are attractive, they are better in the sack. Not so by my experience. Yeah they are nice to look at great to hold. Yet there's no better woman than the one that's sold. Now I've fucked some pretty awesome women in my time. Women that turned heads everywhere they went. Not only mens heads but women's heads also. Yet when it came to giving head and doing the horizontal mumbo they could not measure up. All that being said, I don't think I've ever fucked a ten for the reasons stated. Although one night I did fuck three twos and a four. Does that count? Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.
    As always I give respect. How about porn stars where the greatest sex kittens can be found? They try hard also as there name is on the line and future success will not be obtained if the star is luke-warm. My one friend went to van nuys (porn capital) and told me the women line up at the older brick factorys hoping they will be recruited for the "shoot" of the day. When not picked they would work for local Hollywood escort agency during the day for local high roller executives (not me). However they / all will perform for big money in certain areas. I remember the K days in 90's when I had 3 or 4 girls (under EL) from California and other areas that were semi-top shelf. They, the S. Workers stating Philly under the El was big money for the economic times back then. Sorry my grammar etiquette is not best but I am at work. You get what for pay for for most part.

  15. #6419

    Point of note

    Quote Originally Posted by NvrStlPhilly  [View Original Post]
    Come on. There may be a law or something prohibiting ugly lewd women in public. Disturbing the peace or obscenity or something? Yuck let us post something better. Bad taste.
    I always believe even a lousy posed pic is better than no pic at all. Over the years many have complained of the unattractive women posted here. Yet they posted no pics of more attractive women to set the bar a little higher. That statement isn't made to ruffle any feathers. It's just a statement of fact. This site is to put forth the adventures of those events that have become available to others. Granted some will find fault with every woman posted here. I find that perfectly fine. As not everybody is attracted to the same color, hair style, tiny tits, big slammer tits, shaved not shaved, big ass, small ass, thick thin and the list goes on and on. That's diversity. Some of the best sex and BJs I've ever had was with less attractive women. They seem to try harder. I know plenty of men that can back that sentiment up. The more attractive women tend to think because they are attractive, they are better in the sack. Not so by my experience. Yeah they are nice to look at great to hold. Yet there's no better woman than the one that's sold. Now I've fucked some pretty awesome women in my time. Women that turned heads everywhere they went. Not only mens heads but women's heads also. I've had people on this site say "Gator, where do you find these women". These members can attest to the hot women I share with them. Many more beautiful than the previous one. When it came to sharing these women with some they are rejected for previous stated reasons. Different strokes for different folks. Yet when it came to giving head and doing the horizontal mumbo these same hot women could not measure up. All that being said, I don't think I've ever fucked a ten for the reasons stated. Although one night I did fuck three twos and a four. Does that count? Me, I'm just an 'OL Gator.

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