Massage Parlor Reports

[LawDog17]

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

Live Free or Die! No taxation without representation! Who doesn't love a good revolution? Oh the soldiers who die for the cause. The old government. The old government sympathizers, etc. The problem with your theory is the idea that we would all join in. If we did, we could drive the market down. Economic theories tell us it is as simple as supply and demand. We have the demand, they have the supply. Theoretically if we refuse to pay what we believe are high prices, they will lower the price, or just shut the doors. Problem is, if you don't have enough folks with you, you can't impact the price. As it is, with all the competition, there are price differences. Everyone knows that an AMP on I-drive costs more per hour and gives you less than other places. The "standard rates" are market rates, established over time. I don't think any amount of protest will get some places to lower their rates. The tips generally go to the girls for the services. If some of you think a girl is going to touch your junk for less than 40, you are in for a lot of self- flagellation (whipping the bishop, punching the clown, pocket pool, rubbing the one-eyed wonder worm, launching the pocket rocket). You can always find someone who will do it for less (the street, your cousin, Jags mother etc) but can you find someone who will do it better? Anyone who forgets this is a business, is a fool. And as they say, a fool and his money are soon parted. You are the consumer, vote with your dollars. If the price is too much, negotiate or walk away. But if you think the intrinsic value of the cost of renting your body to strangers is going to be lowered considerably from where they are now because you and handful of consumers refuse to pay, then you are dreaming. In the end, the little head does the thinking for the big head. And that is the nut flush! -- Dog.

[VManOrl01]

I'll have to check that out.

I ended up at the massage on Harold. Pulled Ruby. She wasn't the cute young asian I was seeking so I was a little disappointed, but the massage was actually very good. She did this thing with her hair, using it to tease and that was pretty cool. Very teasing toward the end and by the HE it was hard to last. Might repeat based on her performance.

Probably check out CB this weekend. Thanks for the suggestion.

You'll be glad you did. CB has some beautiful girls working there right now!

[Gruglok]

My experience is that Hanna is much better looking than Ruby but they both love to tease.

Hanna is the best girl there. I kept getting stuck with Victoria.

[SanFordBB]

I'll have to check that out.

I ended up at the massage on Harold. Pulled Ruby. She wasn't the cute young asian I was seeking so I was a little disappointed, but the massage was actually very good. She did this thing with her hair, using it to tease and that was pretty cool. Very teasing toward the end and by the HE it was hard to last. Might repeat based on her performance.

Probably check out CB this weekend. Thanks for the suggestion.

My experience is that Hanna is much better looking than Ruby but they both love to tease.

[Gotee 50]

A couple of days ago, I was having a bad day with allergies and achey. I went to this legitimate AMP and drew Amy. Young A+ looks and fitness and A++ massage. After 90 minutes of hard working strong massage, I felt extremely relaxed to the melting point and no longer in pain. The next day I felt human again. For that legitimate rejuvenation go here. No appointment and 75/90 minutes. Great value for me, will go back for legitimate, it saved my week.

Gotee 50.

[Michael78]

I'll have to check that out.

I ended up at the massage on Harold. Pulled Ruby. She wasn't the cute young asian I was seeking so I was a little disappointed, but the massage was actually very good. She did this thing with her hair, using it to tease and that was pretty cool. Very teasing toward the end and by the HE it was hard to last. Might repeat based on her performance.

Probably check out CB this weekend. Thanks for the suggestion.

I am not a fan of CB but it may be the best in O town.

[BigLoadForU]

In my experience: always good service and cute Asian providers. Pack you manners and enjoy.

Be safe.

I'll have to check that out.

I ended up at the massage on Harold. Pulled Ruby. She wasn't the cute young asian I was seeking so I was a little disappointed, but the massage was actually very good. She did this thing with her hair, using it to tease and that was pretty cool. Very teasing toward the end and by the HE it was hard to last. Might repeat based on her performance.

Probably check out CB this weekend. Thanks for the suggestion.

[Gentleman 100]

Going to get a massage this evening and I'm looking for a hot, young cute asian with good skills. Just looking for a good massage, teasing and HE.

Anyone have suggestions based on recent exp?

Thanks.

In my experience: always good service and cute Asian providers. Pack you manners and enjoy.

Be safe.

[BigLoadForU]

Going to get a massage this evening and I'm looking for a hot, young cute asian with good skills. Just looking for a good massage, teasing and HE.

Anyone have suggestions based on recent exp?

Thanks.

[GiantOne]

So after being away from the hobby for a while, I decided to return with a trip to Luxsa. We've all read the reviews and I figured why not see what it's about. Set up my appointment for yesterday evening then shortly got the text with the address. I arrived and drew Yesenia. Nice latina woman with a very lovely bottom. I got the hour rub from this naked beauty, but it lacked skill. Very personable and lovely woman, but the whole experience just seemed to be an expensive HE. Plus the lotion used left me feeling super uncomfortable when I put my clothes back on. Anyway, I shan't be returning.

[Spacemanfl]

Recently was very dissapointed at luxsa (picked wrong girl) had great time with selena and jackie. Any help would be appreciated.

Skylar is THE girl you want to see. You will leave very happy.

[JBGood]

Saw they have new girls. Had a dream there last week and was met by a beautiful young girl "Vicky". Paid house fee for one hour and was led to room with hugs and kiss. TS was good with lots of attention to the boys. She has a hot bod with nice appointments. Massage was good with lots of roaming allowed. She really enjoyed what she was doing and got all wet. The flip was awesome, left very happy. Will go back for sure. Total was $. 10.

[JBGood]

She does not provide extras.

There is two other lady's working there and one named "the". She used to work out of her place before moving to Simply Massage. She gives awesome massage with lots of teasing and good flip with extras. Haven't seen her since she moved but she is awesome and great looking. She is running a one hour special on Tuesdays. Also had good massage from other Latin lady, left happy.

[Chris407]

When I'm looking for a good body to body, Gia is the one. One of the best bodies in the business. Nice clean location.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-gia/11096157

Recently was very dissapointed at luxsa (picked wrong girl) had great time with selena and jackie. Any help would be appreciated.

[Ron Donald]

This girl is at the very least a pathological narcissist. And worst. Who knows. She's fucking crazy. Not worth the hassle. Have never heard a good review.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...iews&p=2503980#post2503980.

I just wanted to send out a friendly warning about this one. She comes and goes on here, and I must say is the girl in the pics, and damn hot. Unfortunately, she thinks she is the best thing that ever happened to Orlando, and told me all about how classy she is and trashy most other girls are. She was so busy talking while rubbing she forgot to take her clothes off! That was ok, because as she crawled over me it became obvious that hygiene was not one of her priorities. What a shame, as she is totally hot, and I did leave happy, but 200 for a clothed rub? She says that's her minimum, but there was never any talk of additional services, thankfully I might add. Did I mention she is hot? Oh well.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/12954916