Strip Club Reports

[Jd2011]

Hey guys. I haven't been to Bogies in forever. Just curious if Torri is still out there? Skinny senior citizen with the worlds longest nipples. Haven't seen any reports on her either.

Thanks,

JD.

[Jd2011]

Funniest post I have seen in a long time bro!! Bravo!

Don't be such a pussy, find one stick your fucking tongue so far in her vag you can lick her ovaries. Then fuck her. Go back to your seat drink more beer. And repeat till your broke. Before you leave go take a piss wash your hands, look in the mirror and hopefully you notice your a real man now. Then you can move on to phase two. Crackhoes.

[Pussylicker2]

stick your fucking tongue so far in her vag you can lick her ovaries. Then fuck her.

I like licking ovaries, but I'm an old man who is divorced. If I caught something it's not a real big deal. Even if it kills me, I'm already an old man. If Ravi is a young man (which I suspect he is), he may be married with a family. If he were to catch something it could ruin his life. Ravi seems to be quite cautious, but like my father said, it's better to be too careful than not careful enough.

[BusHunter69]

I'm worried about point 1 since during HJ request, there is a possibility of girl spitting on my chicken to loosen it up. Haha. BTW I don't.

Think this will be even necessary for me, since I take dances, only when I'm wet and lubricated enough along with condoms on to avoid any.

Spill off on my inner garments. This is to primarily avoid any body fluids exchange ie. , vaginal and saliva. Should I be worried about.

Sweat exchange from dancers during my lap dances??

Since normally they sometimes dance back-to-back and are most of times sweating. I know I'm kinda sounding weird about sweat.

But hey, I don't want to repent later for some temporary fun which I have during lap dance moments. I suppose you understand what.

I mean.

I'm kinda eager to try point 2, let me try and report back.

On point 3, I want to have some privacy during dances and have been going to clubs with curtains. Maybe I have to try without.

Curtains, and this may be a new experience for me. I will have this only list.

BTW, is it ok to discuss with girl about my "fantasies" since I've been under the impression that it may sound rude and don't want to.

Offend girls by discussing them.

Don't be such a pussy, find one stick your fucking tongue so far in her vag you can lick her ovaries. Then fuck her. Go back to your seat drink more beer. And repeat till your broke. Before you leave go take a piss wash your hands, look in the mirror and hopefully you notice your a real man now. Then you can move on to phase two. Crackhoes.

[Pussylicker2]

LOL I'd like to think we're not...

I'm sure some of the girls I do have grandfathers younger than me. I like to think I'm a nice guy. I've tipped my waitress $50 for letting me feel her tits and butt. But sure, we're creeps. The girls at the clubs are used to us, so they have a high tolerance for creepiness. I tell them I want to do BBBJ CIM and FUTB. I get turned down a lot, but they've all heard it before. The girls I do regularly seem to like me.

[Nccb69]

I am not sure if it is appropriate to post this here since it is not a report or Detroit related. If it is not appropriate, admin please remove it.

So I was browsing YouTube this morning and came upon a video dated yesterday (Feb 23,2016) titled "First Strip Club Experience.

STORYTIME" by a girl named Ashley ortega. So she is talking about her first ever visit to a strip club on her 19th birthday. And in this video blog of hers, she kept referring to male strip club patrons as 'creepy men'. She said that so many times.

Are we mongers really so creepy?

LOL I'd like to think we're not but I'm sure a 19 yo seeing a SC for the first time seeing older guys with girls half their age would probably look creepy to her.

That said, it never fails there's always that one guy standing in the back staring at the girls on stage, drooling into his drink. Or the worst one for me is the cheapo manhandler guy who grabs or slaps every girl's tits or ass that walks by but never tips or does a dance.

[Nccb69]

BTW, is it ok to discuss with girl about my "fantasies" since I've been under the impression that it may sound rude and don't want to.

Offend girls by discussing them.

When a girl asks me "want to go for a dance" I always respond with a confident "Well, what I really like to do is. " and you can fill in the blanks from there. It's a good icebreaker and will relax most girls knowing you're not LEO because you're being specific about what you want. Be confident about it, tell her what you want. If she isn't down with it, she'll move on and you'll find one willing to help you out.

From the sounds of your other concerns you really need to have a set of clothes that you only wear to clubs. Keep them in a duffel or backpack and if you have a significant other find a place to easily hide it. Or buy a shirt / pants on the way and toss them out afterwards.

I know this is SC101 but we've all had to go through it. Hope this helps.

[Everest]

I am not sure if it is appropriate to post this here since it is not a report or Detroit related. If it is not appropriate, admin please remove it.

So I was browsing YouTube this morning and came upon a video dated yesterday (Feb 23,2016) titled "First Strip Club Experience.

STORYTIME" by a girl named Ashley ortega. So she is talking about her first ever visit to a strip club on her 19th birthday. And in this video blog of hers, she kept referring to male strip club patrons as 'creepy men'. She said that so many times.

Are we mongers really so creepy?

[Pussylicker2]

I'm kinda eager to try point 2, let me try and report back.

Be sure to take a handful of napkins with you.

... Maybe I have to try without curtains, and this may be a new experience for me.

I liked the clubs that just had one big room that everyone would share.

I'm used to asking if I can touch tats only during dances. Some say 'yes' some say 'no'.

This is why most experienced mongers always negotiate with the girl EVERYTHING you want to do in the back BEFORE you go back. I can't imagine a girl saying no to that request if you ask her at your table before you go back. In the back your request might catch them off guard. When you're at the table talking, you could say something like "tattoos on girls really turn me on. I get excited by them, and I love to touch them. If we go to the VIP, would you mind if I touched your tattoos while I jack off?

... BTW, is it ok to discuss with girl about my "fantasies" since I've been under the impression that it may sound rude and don't want to offend girls by discussing them.

That depends on what your fantasies are. If you fantasize about sex with animals, keeping a woman in a cage, or you day dream about hurting people, that would be considered creepy. But if you have pretty tame fantasies, that would be all right. If you're not sure if it's too creepy or not, you could ask the forum.

[RaviFrequent]

You enjoy touching tattoos? I guess if that works for you, good on yuh!

Anyway, you just need to tell the chick what you want and what your limits are. I do that before the session begins,
and ask her what she's comfortable with and her limits. After that, it seems, I never have any issues with upsell bullshit.
Give that a try anywhere you like. It has worked well for me at BT's in Dearborn. Happy hunting.

Yes, I will ask girl about her limits and what she is comfy with. I'm used to asking if I can touch tats only during dances.

Some say 'yes' some say 'no'.

I will try Dearborn soon, its little drive from my place, but I'm eager to try this place.

[RaviFrequent]

I almost think you're mocking us, and I should call "Poe's Law". But, I know I go back and get worked up and ask about BBFS, and some of the girls do it. So I know what you mean about being weak. Regardless of what you discuss before you get in the back room, once you're in the back room, you could always say "will you suck my dick for an extra $50 (or $100 or whatever), and most girls will smile and start sucking. I have several ideas for you.

1) Are you worried about getting a hand job from a girl? Hand jobs can be great, and they're more economical. The girls like them too.

2) How about you touch her tats while you chock your own chicken (I. E. , jack off)? Tell her before you go back that you want to do that and get a fixed price.

3) If you don't like the above 2 suggestions, I'd suggest you go to clubs that don't have curtains. Then you can't get extras even if you want.

The main thing is to tell the girl what you want to do, and ask her for a price. Even if you're at a club with no curtains, if you're chatting it up with a girl, tell her how it turns you on to touch a girls tats, and look for her reaction. Since your requirements are so much easier to fulfill than those of most perverts who frequent the club (and talk about it on forums like this), I think she'll be happy to be a good performer for you.

Even though the girls "only" make $20 / song, they don't have to gargle or douche after, so they like clean dances too.

Tell us how it works our for you!

I'm worried about point 1 since during HJ request, there is a possibility of girl spitting on my chicken to loosen it up. Haha. BTW I don't.

Think this will be even necessary for me, since I take dances, only when I'm wet and lubricated enough along with condoms on to avoid any.

Spill off on my inner garments. This is to primarily avoid any body fluids exchange ie. , vaginal and saliva. Should I be worried about.

Sweat exchange from dancers during my lap dances??

Since normally they sometimes dance back-to-back and are most of times sweating. I know I'm kinda sounding weird about sweat.

But hey, I don't want to repent later for some temporary fun which I have during lap dance moments. I suppose you understand what.

I mean.

I'm kinda eager to try point 2, let me try and report back.

On point 3, I want to have some privacy during dances and have been going to clubs with curtains. Maybe I have to try without.

Curtains, and this may be a new experience for me. I will have this only list.

BTW, is it ok to discuss with girl about my "fantasies" since I've been under the impression that it may sound rude and don't want to.

Offend girls by discussing them.

[RaviFrequent]

I wouldn't know of any way to actually identify the girls that you're looking for. I mean, every club in the metro area is basically a brothel and I've never been to any of them where extras aren't available with pretty much every girl there. I do know there are girls who do "regular" dances for guys, apparently like the type you want, for whatever reasons. Whether it's fear of disease or maybe the guys feel like they're being unfaithful to their wives or girlfriends if they do anything more.

Anyway, since you're paying the per dance fee or whatever you negotiate, I can't imagine the girls would have any problem at all with just doing regular dances with light touching. Why is it an issue to tell them before you go back that you just want regular dances and not to mention or offer extras? That seems to be a very simple solution to you problem.

I agree with your comment that I can talk upfront with the girl about my requirements.

If girl is capable of doing extras I don't want to end up in a situation that she agrees for bareback stuffs.

Even though we agreed for dance only.

I want to make sure that even during my weakest moments during dances, the girl will not / never provide extra's and this way, even.

If I want to have some extra fun with girl and if it crosses my mind, this will never happen since the girl will never provide to me.

This way. I don't want to end up in a BareBack / FS situations which exposes body fluids during extras.

[Incognito1234]

Even though the girls "only" make $20 / song, they don't have to gargle or douche after, so they like clean dances too.

LOL! Just in case you're ever wondering why there's a rush on mouthwash at the 7-11's, near the clubs.

[Warpig2000]

I frequent clubs when I get time and try to stay myself with dances only and maybe light touching of tats only. I sometimes get so attracted to for some sexy dancers that I'm worried that I may give into their requests for any extras and worried I may catch some infections or something from them.

Are there any clubs and dancers who will not hint or discuss extras and will not offer these extras during lap dances?

Any advice from seniors here on how to identify girls of these types since I done want to say 'ok' during my weak moments.

Toychest was mentioned earlier, I think another Detroit club that has no extras would be Bouzoukis. Open VIP room and no extras but a lot of grindage. Kind of a throwback to the pre 2000 days.

Bouzoukis is in Downtown Detroit next to the Greektown Casino.

Also, there is a run down little hole in the wall in Mt. Clemens called the Traffic Light. No VIP room, Lap Dances are $15 and are out in the open in the booths along the wall of the club.

Its pretty much a dive with a gravel parking lot, but they are known for having great burgers during lunch- if you're out in Macomb County this one would probably be a winner.

Good Luck and hope you find what you want, I think most of the discussion here is going to be the clubs where guys are looking for the extras.

[Pussylicker2]

I frequent clubs when I get time and try to stay myself with dances only and maybe light touching of tats only. I sometimes get so attracted to for some sexy dancers that I'm worried that I may give into their requests for any extras and worried I may catch some infections or something from them.

Are there any clubs and dancers who will not hint or discuss extras and will not offer these extras during lap dances?

Any advice from seniors here on how to identify girls of these types since I done want to say 'ok' during my weak moments.

I almost think you're mocking us, and I should call "Poe's Law". But, I know I go back and get worked up and ask about BBFS, and some of the girls do it. So I know what you mean about being weak. Regardless of what you discuss before you get in the back room, once you're in the back room, you could always say "will you suck my dick for an extra $50 (or $100 or whatever), and most girls will smile and start sucking. I have several ideas for you.

1) Are you worried about getting a hand job from a girl? Hand jobs can be great, and they're more economical. The girls like them too.

2) How about you touch her tats while you chock your own chicken (I. E. , jack off)? Tell her before you go back that you want to do that and get a fixed price.

3) If you don't like the above 2 suggestions, I'd suggest you go to clubs that don't have curtains. Then you can't get extras even if you want.

The main thing is to tell the girl what you want to do, and ask her for a price. Even if you're at a club with no curtains, if you're chatting it up with a girl, tell her how it turns you on to touch a girls tats, and look for her reaction. Since your requirements are so much easier to fulfill than those of most perverts who frequent the club (and talk about it on forums like this), I think she'll be happy to be a good performer for you.

Even though the girls "only" make $20 / song, they don't have to gargle or douche after, so they like clean dances too.

Tell us how it works our for you!