Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5605]

Are you retarded?

No, but you clearly are!

[BillChang]

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.
HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

LOL. 700+ posts and you come up with this gem?

[Bwetfan]

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.

HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

Are you retarded?

[Member #5605]

I too visited Apple Lady late last week. I drew Kandi. It was a "pay more money" experience from the word hello.

Thanks go to the member who suggested saving one's money and book no longer than 30 minutes ($40), because you aren't going to get your full-time.

We agreed on $80 for nude BBBJ. After the funds were exchanged and "left the room", she began, but wouldn't undress. And yes, her English skills weren't the problem.

Even that didn't work out as shortly afterward she lubed me up to a HJ finish.

It was an uninspired, rushed session.

Sorry, but I can't recommend. But thank you to all the contributing members for heir guidance.

ALL AMP's in San Diego County are BLATANT RIP-OFF'S with NO ACTION TO BE HAD! They are ALL staffed by middle-aged, fugly asina women, who WILL NOT give ANY.

HE's. FS, or ANYTHING SENSUAL! They ALL need to be BOYCOTTED OUT OF BUSINESS!

[Cappy]

I too visited Apple Lady late last week. I drew Kandi. It was a "pay more money" experience from the word hello.

Thanks go to the member who suggested saving one's money and book no longer than 30 minutes ($40), because you aren't going to get your full-time.

We agreed on $80 for nude BBBJ. After the funds were exchanged and "left the room", she began, but wouldn't undress. And yes, her English skills weren't the problem.

Even that didn't work out as shortly afterward she lubed me up to a HJ finish.

It was an uninspired, rushed session.

Sorry, but I can't recommend. But thank you to all the contributing members for heir guidance.

So I've been around SD alot and been to a few places. Prefer Escorts to AMPs but I kind wanted a Massage.

Rolled in the Apple Lady around 8 ish and asked for Kandi, but apparently she had the night off. They said I could have Stella instead. I payed. 4 for an hhr and got in the room. Once Stella arrived I started to strip down. No Massage, No Flip, She started negotiating. I had pulled $$ out earlier so I went for broke right away and said 1. 6 for greek. She thought about it but said no (hey may, it worked for me in Singapore.) She didn't offer up FS but she said 1. 2 for a BBBJCIM. We eventually agreed on. 8 for BBBJCOT and she got to work. I insisted she strip but she left her bottoms on, turned out she was on the rag and that's why FS was off the menu. I poped and she cleaned up, before leading me from the couch to the table. The massage was meh at best, and she seemed to be more interested in Tickling me. Overall I enjoyed it. It wasn't a 300 baht 3 hour Thai Massage, but I have payed Pay more, for way less.

My Question for you guys. Do you know of any places (or private providers) that offer a Legit Therapeutic Massage, but still offer FS?

[CowBoom]

Had a very bad day as lost 800 $ and supervisor was on my ass the whole day. So while going to empty home, decided to check this place. Reached at 9 pm and only 1 car was there.

A.

Entered the spa by pulling the door. No buzz required. Nice enviroment. Mamasan asked half or full. I asked for half an hour. She insisted full. Coudnt understand mamasaan at all. Accent problem. I sticked with half. My past experience and fellow people on this form has suggested to go for half.

So gave 40 $ to mamasan upon entry to the parlor. She took me to room #2 and left the room without saying a word. I wasnt happy with this. After 3-4 minutes, girl knocked and entered the room. I really needed to use restroom so asked where is the restroom. Used the restroom and came back and she as still in the room. She left without saying a word. I undressed, and jumped on the bed face down. Girl entered the room. 36-37 Chinese women. Was wearing a top with leggings. 35-37 years Chinese women. Petite. She put a sheet on my whole body.

She started massaging with a very light pressure, couldn't feel anything. I asked her name. She didn't understood anything and said thanks. ! During massage I hinted her to play but she didn't respond. So I stopped. After few minutes she jumped on the bed and started ass play. I tried fondling her breast but she refused. So I stopped there. Flipped me over and she put paper towel on junior. Kept on fondling along with massage. Finally I asked her with a gesture for CBJ, she refused. I asked for HJ, she asked for tip. I asked how much she said 50 $. I gestured to show boobs, but she couldn't understand. Finally settled for 40 $ HJ only. No flashing, only touching. Very small chest and was wearing bra. I somehow managed to grab nipple. She gave HJ and cleaned. And then again started massaging. She left the room. I dressed and bounced out.

I gave her extra 10 $. She was sincere with massage and put in effort. Just because asian girl are very small, so their pressure doesn't feel heavy. I felt her honesty.

Questions:- if I ask for 1 hour then the girl undress but they finish everything in less than 30 minutes and kick me out. If I go for half hour they don't flash anything.

What should do?

Why they don't speak english. ? It becomes very difficult.

Never ask for an Hour, your only being ripped off (Typically your only getting a Half Hour). Ask for a Half Hour and if the session extendes longer, it shouldn't cost any more. These girls come to America on a work Visa, so their not going to speak much english (16 To 20+). Use your hands to motion what you want. Yea, I've been burned befor. When asked, Have you been here befor, ALWAYS SAY YES (make up a girls name, if you have too). You never get the girl pictured in the add, so read the forums and go by what the members say. Good Luck.

[BradBlk29]

Had a very bad day as lost 800 $ and supervisor was on my ass the whole day. So while going to empty home, decided to check this place. Reached at 9 pm and only 1 car was there.

A.

Entered the spa by pulling the door. No buzz required. Nice enviroment. Mamasan asked half or full. I asked for half an hour. She insisted full. Coudnt understand mamasaan at all. Accent problem. I sticked with half. My past experience and fellow people on this form has suggested to go for half.

So gave 40 $ to mamasan upon entry to the parlor. She took me to room #2 and left the room without saying a word. I wasnt happy with this. After 3-4 minutes, girl knocked and entered the room. I really needed to use restroom so asked where is the restroom. Used the restroom and came back and she as still in the room. She left without saying a word. I undressed, and jumped on the bed face down. Girl entered the room. 36-37 Chinese women. Was wearing a top with leggings. 35-37 years Chinese women. Petite. She put a sheet on my whole body.

She started massaging with a very light pressure, couldn't feel anything. I asked her name. She didn't understood anything and said thanks. ! During massage I hinted her to play but she didn't respond. So I stopped. After few minutes she jumped on the bed and started ass play. I tried fondling her breast but she refused. So I stopped there. Flipped me over and she put paper towel on junior. Kept on fondling along with massage. Finally I asked her with a gesture for CBJ, she refused. I asked for HJ, she asked for tip. I asked how much she said 50 $. I gestured to show boobs, but she couldn't understand. Finally settled for 40 $ HJ only. No flashing, only touching. Very small chest and was wearing bra. I somehow managed to grab nipple. She gave HJ and cleaned. And then again started massaging. She left the room. I dressed and bounced out.

I gave her extra 10 $. She was sincere with massage and put in effort. Just because asian girl are very small, so their pressure doesn't feel heavy. I felt her honesty.

Questions:- if I ask for 1 hour then the girl undress but they finish everything in less than 30 minutes and kick me out. If I go for half hour they don't flash anything.

What should do?

Why they don't speak english. ? It becomes very difficult.

[ManiMoe]

Please Can any recommend a M. P that has young spinner Asians or Latinas I'm under a lot of stress at work and I need to relief my self.

[KatFoto1]

Has anybody been to Tawnya massage in IB?

Been there 3 times with Nikki (sp? 40 ish Thai lady with very little English. $40/ hh. She's petite, fair looking and very affectionate. Had total access to nude goods and she attempted pulling me in with no cover, to my surprise. Big head prevailed and I fought off my urge, ended with HJ. $60 tip for great access, last time she tried upping the tip to $100 for nude session. Uh, no, I replied and concluded my patronage there with a final 60 tip. A ladyboy (looks more boy than lady) sits in the lobby and acts as receptionist. Last time was greeted by Maya, a younger looking girl, kind of thick but cute and friendly.

[Ttown99]

There's a new place on Mission Gorge Rd. , north of I-8 just before you turn left to go to Home Depot. Yun Spa. Who wants to TOFTT? (I called and they get $60/ hr and $40/ half hour. We know what that means!

I went there at least a year ago. Only one girl working not bad looking but probably around 40 so a little past her prime. Had to wait but she had a bath tub filled with hot water to soak in for about 10 min. Did hhr with CFS for 1. 0 or 1. 2 can't remember. Was a fairly good experience but never returned.

[Tennis Nut]

There's a new place on Mission Gorge Rd. , north of I-8 just before you turn left to go to Home Depot. Yun Spa. Who wants to TOFTT? (I called and they get $60/ hr and $40/ half hour. We know what that means!

[TheSaint62]

Has anybody been to Tawnya massage in IB?

[MacroEvo6094]

So I've been around SD alot and been to a few places. Prefer Escorts to AMPs but I kind wanted a Massage.

Rolled in the Apple Lady around 8 ish and asked for Kandi, but apparently she had the night off. They said I could have Stella instead. I payed. 4 for an hhr and got in the room. Once Stella arrived I started to strip down. No Massage, No Flip, She started negotiating. I had pulled $$ out earlier so I went for broke right away and said 1. 6 for greek. She thought about it but said no (hey may, it worked for me in Singapore.) She didn't offer up FS but she said 1. 2 for a BBBJCIM. We eventually agreed on. 8 for BBBJCOT and she got to work. I insisted she strip but she left her bottoms on, turned out she was on the rag and that's why FS was off the menu. I poped and she cleaned up, before leading me from the couch to the table. The massage was meh at best, and she seemed to be more interested in Tickling me. Overall I enjoyed it. It wasn't a 300 baht 3 hour Thai Massage, but I have payed Pay more, for way less.

My Question for you guys. Do you know of any places (or private providers) that offer a Legit Therapeutic Massage, but still offer FS?

[TJ Dog]

Just East of Pep Boys, on EC Blvd. Based on the ad's in CL, it is a sister to Happy Land.

Pressed for time so I went for the HH at 30. Drew Ci Ci a pleasant see-girl with a decent rack but lots of gut. At least she was wearing shorts.

Pretty lame massage. Actually, not much massage at all. She got right down to the basics. After about 10 minutes of teasing she cleaned the oil off and had me flip. Played around a bit and then gave an OK HJ with uncovered boob play. Planned damage was 70 but I forgot the 10 change from the house fee. So ended up at 80. For that, I've had much better times at Happy Land.

[Sticker]

Having grown up in SD, but now living in OC, I venture down here every now and then to relive old memories. Recently, I thought it would be nice to relive Hana Spa memories by doing a compare and contrast at its succesor, Pine.

I keep up on the forum, so it was pretty much a coin toss between Pine and Coco, but it was a beautiful day and Pine was closer to my subsequent beach trip. Ruby was my appointed provider, and the interesting part was that it was she who greeted me, rather than a mama asking for my name and pin. Ruby ushered me right in with a broad smile.

I quickly stripped, and she returned promptly with lots of hugs and smooches (but alas, no DFK). Ruby is definitely cute, but she's not as young or spinnerish as some of younguns I had previously encountered at Hana. Nonetheless, it was a solid fucking, sucking, DATY and DATO experience, and apparently a good time was had by all.

However, if I'm paying $200 total, I want a solid GFE experience like what can be had in Honolulu (read the Rejuve and Happiness threads on that forum). Because with a close-but-no-cigar experience like the one with Ruby, I can get the same thing closer to my neck of the woods for $150. Not complaining too much, because Ruby was a fun plaything, but it might be a while before I try out the SD playgrounds again. If you're interested in reading about a similar experience I had with a younger provider further north, it's detailed on this report: #3719.