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**Member #5271** · 02-24-16 02:41

Thanks for the kind compliments, appreciate it! Glad we finally got our schedules synced. It makes me smile to hear you enjoyed yourself. You are welcome back anytime, especially, if you can arrange doubles with you know who! Oh my! Mmmm.

Ladies: he's kind, gentle and definitely knows what women like. See him!

Originally Posted by Sethd [View Original Post]

I have been working on seeing Avalon for quite some time, but couldn't match up schedules. I am newer to this board, but not new to the hobby. Not sure why some say that her screening process is so stringent. It took one provider to vouch for me in less than 24 hours and I was approved.

I know that she is well reviewed, so I will stick to a few key facts. Didn't know exactly what to expect but she is an excellent communicator and one of the most genuinely nice people I have met in this hobby. Immediately set me at ease when I walked in. Really nice spa location.

Those reviewers who commented on those boobs and that body were spot on! Definitely will return and try some more services! Sounds like she is into girls so I can see some doubles dreams in my future.

Thanks for a great time Avalon!

**Member #5271** · 02-24-16 02:33

Thanks for visiting me again, happy to be there for you when you needed it! Feel free to touch base when you're interested in another excursion. I'll give you the VIP tour!

Ladies: if you like them hot, see him. Besides, he's just awesomesauce.

Originally Posted by Alligator19 [View Original Post]

Had an interesting few days in the Orlando hobby world, concluding with a wonderful session with Avalon. On Monday, I spent the morning chatting with Anastasia. Her rates have certainly climbed since she "does porn now. " Based on the reviews of some trusted members, I figured it would be worth a go. We had scheduled a meet at 4:00. As I arrived at the spot, she sent a note that said she wouldn't be there until after 6:00. She asked if I would wait around. I responded that I would not, more than a little frustrated. I did feel bad for her, as she said her tardiness was probably going to cost her a couple appointments now. That said, I wasn't going to be waiting on her.

What do you do when you strike out with someone new? Well, you call a trusted provider to take care of you, that's what you do. An easy exchange with your favorite voluptuous brunette and all was good to go for a brief but necessary visit. Tuesday afternoon, I was hiking in the Avalon Mountains as she worked out all of the kinks this tired hiker possessed. Another exceptional experience from a super professional, smoking hot woman. I know her screening process is stricter than most. I can attest that making her feel comfortable pays all sorts of dividends.

**Dnice1** · 02-23-16 17:54

Anyone see her yet? I was interested in seeing Hereford she leaves. Wondering if she worth the coinage and accurate pics. Thanks.

**Ashleygfe** · 02-23-16 15:18

Originally Posted by FnStein [View Original Post]

This is my first post to this forum but I'm not new to the hobby. Ashley caught my eye on another website and After reading.

Her reviews I had to email her to set up an appointment. She did check my references so have them ready and I was allowed.

To visit her later in the evening. She had a nice private safe incall. I opened the door and was very happy with what I saw, she's.

Beautiful in her pics but stunning in real life. I like blondes, and with her slim athletic body and bubbly personality, I'd be surprised.

If she wasn't a cheerleader. I never know what to expect but she far exceeded my expectations. I'm not going into details except.

To say that we covered all the letters except Greece and I was not rushed at all. Her oral skills were great, and I can tell she was.

Genuinely enjoying herself. I got the hour package. It was refreshing to talk to someone in this hobby who was also smart, well.

Traveled, and well educated. I can definitely see her becoming my ATF. I don't see many but I do stick to what I like and her body.

Is amazing especially from behind. She took direction well although there were mostly requests. She doesn't quit and I love that.

I hope my first post doesn't disappoint and you get an opportunity to see her. I know she had a regular job, she's been getting busy.

With the other sites, and she only gets an incall a few days a week. Any questions for details you can PM me.

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It was a lovely time meeting you, I'll let the hard returns slide. Thanks for the date XoXo Ashley.

**MarinaGfe** · 02-22-16 13:05

Originally Posted by WhydouCare [View Original Post]

Tried to sch an hr but do to some miscommunications she only had 1/2 available. Not a problem, just means I have to see her again. What else can you say a sweetheart.

Thank you so much I would love to spend more time with you.

**Happytrails13** · 02-22-16 09:56

I'm new to the area and new to this board, but not new to the hobby. After doing some research, my first attempt to navigate the seas here was to set up contact with Avalon. I didn't have any issues with her screening, even with being from out of town. I have several good friends from the part of the country that I just moved from that are very good references and I provided those (with contact info) to try to make things as smooth as possible for what I thought (from reading about other peoples dreams) would be just a the start for a more difficult screening process. With clear communication, and those references I was given the green light and approved quickly. Then it was just a matter of scheduling. Because for me, it's more about the journey than the destination, I like to book for longer sessions and requested enough time for a 2 hour nap. Then the stars aligned!

I'm not the kiss and tell type, but when I got there, I was greeted by a very beautiful woman (as many have well described) that lulled me to sleep for a wonderful dream. Then I woke up. After talking a little, I ended up falling back asleep for another dream. Beyond that I will simply leave it to say that Avalon is kind, communicates very well, is NOT a clock watcher, and is really in tune with her own body as well as yours. For the time that I was lost in her space, I was made to feel like I was the only thing there that mattered. I was lucky to have been doing my research at a time when Avalon was posting and "looking for a few good men".

Happy Hobbying and Stay Safe!

**MarinaGfe** · 02-22-16 09:35

Originally Posted by MeowMix23 [View Original Post]

Had my fourth date with Marina GFE. Very cute place and she still makes an effort to be a nice hostess. She is very GFE and wants to make sure you have a great time. At the same time she is into it and I get the feeling that she truly loves the activity. Will repeat.

Hey sweetie that you so much I always enjoy your company.

**HappyInFlordia** · 02-22-16 07:23

Originally Posted by Hawkeye49 [View Original Post]

I sent her a very nice PM more that a week and a half ago and never got a response so I moved on. There are too many SPs out there that are good communicators to fool around with those that are inconsistent, especially when one has to plan for a window of time with little opportunity for error.

Had chatted with Kelly several times always looking for a dream we would text back and forth but never happened have tried texting her again and no response over and for sure out with this one LOL.

**Dahlia718** · 02-22-16 07:23

Thank you for the great review. I have the flute down but a music lesson is definitely in order next visit.

Originally Posted by XRaySpex [View Original Post]

I had such an amazing time with this woman it's hard for me to believe. I'd read the reviews and, of course, built her up in my mind (as I'm pretty sure we all have at some point) but the reality of a visit with Dahlia is such a pleasant and fulfilling experience on just about every level that's it's easy to see why the fellas here are so obsessed. Going over the details wouldn't even give her proper justice. We're all looking for a damn unicorn out there. Someone who will reach inside our brains. And our pants. And give us the exact thrill we've been chasing since the beginning. To satisfy every urge from the animal to the emotional and the undiscovered places in between. For those gentlemen out there who understand that this game is about more than a wet hole and a wad of cash (without denying the raw power and pleasure of both, of course) Dahlia is your partner in crime.

**Dahlia718** · 02-22-16 07:19

Thank you for the wonderful review I had a wonderful time, looking forward to your next trip.

Originally Posted by AtlTravel [View Original Post]

Where do I start with this magnificent little lady? Dahlia is the essence of perfection. She is highly reviewed, so I won't bore you with all the details. The only thing I will say is that the reviews do not do her justice. Unfortunately, there is no way I could find the words to adequately describe this little dynamo either.

As I've stated before, I try to make arrangements in advance given my travel limitations. Saw Dahlia's ad on the sister site and thought what the heck, so I sent her a text about a week back to let her know I'the be in Orlando. I've seen the reviews on Dahlia. I know she's highly sought after. I honestly never thought I'the hear back from her or at most, would get a "thanks but no thanks". Here I am; little ol' me. New to the area. No references. No one to vouch for me. I'm a SM, but don't have a lot of reviews because I don't get opportunities to partake in the hobby that often. All of this added together I thought for sure would equal rejection. But nope, this sweetheart took a chance on me. We texted back and forth for several days leading up to the main event. I picked up quickly she is a great conversationalist, a very good communicator, and has a quick wit and sense of humor about her. Our stars just perfectly aligned and it was seemingly meant to be. We had planned an early morning rendezvous on the big day, so she sent me her hotel information the evening before. Turns out she was staying in the hotel directly across the street from the one I was checked into. I could literally throw a rock and hit her hotel from my hotel room. I'll tell you it wasn't easy getting sleep that night knowing this little vivacious lady was literally less than a minute away! As the hours past and morning finally arrived, it was time to head over to discover the sweet Dahlia face to face. After my 1 minute commute I arrived safely at her place. She texted me her room number. I was floored. It was the exact same room number I was staying in across the way! When I entered her room, I was shocked (in a very good way) by how tiny Dahlia is. And on top of that she is drop-dead gorgeous with her long dark hair and seductively dark eyes. OMG those eyes. So mesmerizing...transforming from sweet and playful to sensually sinister without even blinking...one can definitely get lost in those eyes...... But I digress. As I stated, there is no way I could even think to come up with words to come close to describing my dream with Dahlia. Once the clothes came off, I was treated to a tantalizingly beautiful body that would literally rock my world. I can say Dahlia took me to places in my dream with her that I have never been before. She is absolute perfection. Jr didn't last long. How could he when he was subjected to Dahlia's sensuously intoxicating torment? To top it off I've always been a "one hit wonder" without at least a few hours intermission. That didn't stop Dahlia from practically demanding he return for round 2. She is a determined young lady. Through her absolutely splendid encouragement she was able to get Jr. To stand at attention once more (which I didn't even think was possible), but, alas, he refused to come through with the proper show of appreciation. Unfortunately, the dream had to come to an end at some point. Mine did as the call of duty beckoned. Although I had overstayed my appointed time already, this beautiful little lady seemed genuinely disappointed that I had to leave. Nevertheless, it was an absolutely amazing dream with Dahlia. We shared a few other sinfully ironic coincidences along the way that I could only interpret to mean that ALL YOU OTHER PERVS SHOULD BACK THE F* at $ OFF AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS SWEET LITTLE LADY IS ALL MINE! There could be no other logical explanation after all! Seriously though, I think someone else put it best in one of the previous reviews I've read; if you haven't had the pleasure of spending time with this beautiful lady, then you should run (Quickly! Don't walk! Faster! Sprint! What are you waiting for?) to her immediately!.

Will I see here again? Is Bernie Sanders a Socialist Nut-Job? (If you don't know the answer to that, the beautifully sexy and intelligent Dahlia can fill you in when you see her). Didn't mean for this to be so long. Just can't say enough about this beautiful lady. Any questions, PM me.

Thank you beautiful Dahlia for such a mind-blowing and unforgettable experience. I can't wait to dream another dream with this sexy, little lady!

**Otown Jbird** · 02-21-16 19:27

Originally Posted by CaramelD407 [View Original Post]

I replied to your first statement, but my reply never went up for some reason.

I apologize you weren't happy with your visit, it's a matter of personal preference. I can't please everyone, even tho I try.

As for my neighborhood, its in a central area, I'm 2 minutes from Metrowest literally. Kirkman and Raleigh. I live in a house, so yes, there will be people you see living their lives, I can do nothing about that, its a neighborhood. It takes you 15 seconds to get to my door from your car, so I will not apologize for someone glancing at you. Really?

Also, the pics taken are mine, yes they are flattering, as they should be. Any girl or guy can tell you that.

Also you never mentioned ANY of your concerns to me, as we could have talked about them, but if you are upset because I took good looking pictures and have real people that live in my neighborhood, I can't help you. I hope you enjoy your next dreams with whoever you choose.

Not going to argue this, as I said I like you and had a good time. Not my speed and I won't be repeating. Your neighbor did more than give a few glances. He actually tried to speak to me as I drove away, and I wasn't sticking around to find out why (yes really).

Guys reading this, she is nice, pictures are flattering (as they should be), and you probably will enjoy yourselves.

Be safe, and god forbid you have a differing opinion about someone on here (isn't that what this board is about? Our opinions?

OTJB.

**EricaCaramel** · 02-21-16 15:54

I replied to your first statement, but my reply never went up for some reason.

I apologize you weren't happy with your visit, it's a matter of personal preference. I can't please everyone, even tho I try.

As for my neighborhood, its in a central area, I'm 2 minutes from Metrowest literally. Kirkman and Raleigh. I live in a house, so yes, there will be people you see living their lives, I can do nothing about that, its a neighborhood. It takes you 15 seconds to get to my door from your car, so I will not apologize for someone glancing at you. Really?

Also, the pics taken are mine, yes they are flattering, as they should be. Any girl or guy can tell you that.

Also you never mentioned ANY of your concerns to me, as we could have talked about them, but if you are upset because I took good looking pictures and have real people that live in my neighborhood, I can't help you. I hope you enjoy your next dreams with whoever you choose.

Originally Posted by OtownJbird [View Original Post]

She herself said that her neighbor is always out there, he just kept giving me the staredown.

And if you advertise metrowest, you should be in metrowest area, not the other side of kirkman.

As far as her pictures, she's not unattractive, but just not my style. Pics are taken at very specific flattering angles.

Sweet girl, and I'd have a beer with her anytime, just not planning on visiting in this fashion again.

Be safe.

OTJB.

**Whydou Care** · 02-21-16 07:23

Tried to sch an hr but do to some miscommunications she only had 1/2 available. Not a problem, just means I have to see her again. What else can you say a sweetheart.

**Otown Jbird** · 02-21-16 02:10

Originally Posted by Gander0101 [View Original Post]

Caramel has been around for years and most mongers have either seen her or know of he.

Are. I have seen her for along Time now and have never had issues with neighbors and don't think the location is that bad. Not quite sure why you think pictures are decieving. They look like her and are not dressed up glamor shots. I honestly believe she is a good value for the coin but also understand everyone has a opinion and YMMV depending on how everyone gets along.

She herself said that her neighbor is always out there, he just kept giving me the staredown.

And if you advertise metrowest, you should be in metrowest area, not the other side of kirkman.

As far as her pictures, she's not unattractive, but just not my style. Pics are taken at very specific flattering angles.

Sweet girl, and I'd have a beer with her anytime, just not planning on visiting in this fashion again.

Be safe.

OTJB.

**MeowMix23** · 02-20-16 22:41

Had my fourth date with Marina GFE. Very cute place and she still makes an effort to be a nice hostess. She is very GFE and wants to make sure you have a great time. At the same time she is into it and I get the feeling that she truly loves the activity. Will repeat.